Be cool

Pop that pussy.

The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it’s very brightly coloured and it’s very loud and it’s fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, “Hey – don’t worry, don’t be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride…"

an hero

cut your fucking hair and tell pretty girls they're pretty. Yes it's that easy.

Take shit from nobody. Start working out and do whatever the fuck you want as long as you get at least B's or C's.

Smoke more weed

learn japanese cunt! and be awesome and rape

Stay the hell away from that redhead, she's batshit crazy. Also smoke trees

Do not put boys before friends. DO NOT!
Seriously. You'll fucking miss them ='|

Remember to triforce:

 ∆
∆ ∆

don't be so damn clingy!!!!

go to class and do your work. life sucks and you dont want to learn that untill after college

Stop being such a faggot. Get clothes, get girls, and get popular, but also... STAY GOLD

start lifting weights

in grade 11 and 12, DO SOME FUCKING WORK, DONT JUST SLEEP THROUGH CLASS, if you do nothing you will pass, but only just, which isnt enough

other than that, grow your hair long untill you get a goatee, then shave it all off

oh, and on prom night, at the afterparty, DO NOT CHICKEN OUT, DO IT FAGGOT, HIT HER UP

Don't even bother actually trying academically. Just focus on getting friends. Then when you're sick of it, just take the GED and get out.

Enjoy high school and work harder, it doesn't really get better. Try to pick up a sport and get your damn drivers license!!

gabiy is a fucking bitch, and dont tell anyone about smoking weed, ESPECIALLY AUSTIN!

Dont visit 4chan

Man up. Do your work. Cut your hair. Don't take those meds, they'll make you fat.

>>209075641

Don't bet on the Colts. Bush wins in 04, and learn shit about politics before you say shit you know nothing about.

In 1 year or so, the economy will tank, then a little bit later, some sandniggers will fly airplanes into some buildings. Sell all the indices short, son!

>>209075494
NEHS?

>>209075427

FUCK...

Carry on

cut your hair, follow fads, fight people.

just run away.

Don't join the goddamn marching band... bitch you serious?

cut your hair and shower more frequently you fat fuck!

Being feared is almost like being respected. Do that, it'll do.

began eating healthier, walk more

save money

get good grades, and get involve with more school activities.

now i'm a broke, chubby community college 19 year old.

dont trust anyone.

only eat when you're truly hungry

You need to man up. You do not need to double check with your mother every time you leave the house. God damn, if only you knew what I know.

The girl you're in love with will become fat and impregnated by her black "boyfriend" at 18.

That first girl you liked in your freshman year?

Don't try for that shit, she's a bitch that is incredibly bitchy and hateful.

Lift weights, Play football, go to every party, adn after you get this message, DONT GO ON /b/ EVER AGAIN

dont fuck up

>>209075923

What? That remind you of what you were like in high school too?

don't play wow. do your fucking work. you already know the people that you'll eventually become friends with, so dont fucking be so shy.

don't be a nigger

Don't fucking just get by with your grades. You will end up barely graduating, going to some shit school in colorado and hating your life by the time you reach 19.

DONT FUCKING SLACK OFF

You have more confidence than you could ever imagine. You are someone, even though you doubt it. The friends you make here won't last long, but your desire to do better for yourself will only get stronger as your old friends vanish. The friends you will hang out with every weekend, instead of doing your homework, will hurt you in the long run. A few close friends and relatives will die, it's ok, time heals wounds. When you meet that one girl that you think is just to perfect to be true, it's because she is. You will be engaged and she will support you through a really rough time in your life, then she will leave you afterward. Don't let it hurt to bad or it will take 2.5 years and counting to move on.

You can beat up everyone at school, it's piss easy. That doesn't mean you should. Get out of home with your parents, you got that shit right. But stay at fucking school, stay at the gym and don't take up drugs when you injure your knee. And That girl from hornsby is a fucking bitch, fuck her but then kick her arse to the curb.
And get some dress sense.

It gets better. Just don't break up with Megan. You'll be a whiny bitch if you do.

I find it funny most people say DONT GO TO 4CHAN EVER

Do the stupid shit NOW, it'll go off your record when you're 18. Don't be a stupid bitch and wait till you have to deal with adult consequences.
SMOKE POT NAO.

Wake the fuck up and take cold showers, you self-pitying piece of shit.

LIVE YOUR LIFE dont fucking sit at home playing video games, GRAB SHIT BY THE BALLS. Dont postpone things for tommorow. WAKE THE FUCK UOP!"#O"#(H"#()=U

save money

>>209075641

Shut the fuck up.

You will hate Celeste. You will fucking hate her. Never even speak to that bitch.

you can handle more than you think you can. try new stuff, and do what you really love, everything else gets tedious

>>209075016
Yeah you work that mac faggot.

The old saying "Bros before Hoes" doesn't mean a god damn fucking thing anymore. Your "Friend" will fuck you over the second he smells that pussy,

stop trying to be smarter than everyone. you know you are smarter than them no need to rub in in their faces. when you change schools people wil like you because you acted dumber. start this now so you can make some fucking friends

don't don't don't become friends with cassie. months before you leave high school she will sleep with the only man you've ever loved. and years later it will still be killing you.

so. don't be friends with cassie and stop trying to be smart. oh. and appearances DO matter. You know you're hot when you make the effort. so do it.

Do physics and chemistry instead and not that shitty geography.

That weird girl likes you, turns out she's really cool. Stay the fuck away from the girl that tries to take your hat at the halloween dance. It saves you so much trouble.

Cut hair, eat food, stop playing vidya.

Everything will go better than expected.

you're not ugly, you could potentially fuck a lot of girls here

don't worry they suck anyways, best friends aren't real,
pokemon will become cool again, cheat more often,
that bitch will leave next year so trow eggs at her on the last day of school, niggers are forever, and daniella is a fat cunt who doesn't deserve your respect.

also
good luck lol

Don't give Kelly the flowers or other stupid shit you like to do, it won't work and you'll be out the money. Save your money, don't buy video games or at the very least buy them used or pirate them. and invest in gold, then sell your gold around 2010.

This is important!!!! When you make the speech at graduation DON'T TRY TO MEMORIZE IT, you'll forget what you were going to say and people will laugh(not many but still)

Also: Senior year you are three votes away from being voted most likely to succeed, CHEAT!

Stop being a douche. And find 4chan. NOW.

Fuck what the haters say, people like you for you. When you go to Vegas in 1997, don't forget your wallet. Had you not gone back to get it, you wouldn't have wasted 4 years on that bitch. Then again, you could still fuck her three times that night if you do forget your wallet. OK, forget your wallet on Monday night around 5:30 Las Vegas time.

Stop doing drugs and go straight to college after GED

Quit wow

You'll be awesome if act with your instinct. Thats what I did

Also fight apathy or don't.

Don't go out with Craigslist people. They are crazy fuckers.
Don't try to park when you're on a date with Phil and talking to your parents on the phone at the same time.
Don't get in the car in December 19, 2009. Just don't.
Don't bring your Craigslist boyfriends to concerts.
Learn what a concussion is. It will save you tons of grief.
Visit 4chan more often. You've lurked long enough.

Don't befriend that fat kid you were in cub scouts with, he's a compulsive liar, a creep, and end up costing you a relationship.

Kill the bully.

>>209078470

Are you a girl? You single?

Your penis is actually well over average, so stop being so god damn fucking shy. Bros before Hos is fucking horseshit. Never play WoW. Lift and run more. Get a license ASAP. Corrissa never fucking liked you so don't be a bitch about it. You are a fucking genius, so actually try in school instead of passing with D's and C's. PLAY FUCKING BASEBALL BECAUSE YOU ARE GOD AT IT. Don't try to be the "good guy", because good guys don't get pussy, they go through bullshit drama.

>>209076818
Fuck dude..

Do your schoolwork, and start biking before you turn 21.

ignore your mom and insist on seeing a dermatologist. that shit stays with you for a while

don't care about "losing a friend", ask girls out, don't worry.

>>209076540

that IS me

10th grade: DO IT FAGGOT

be worst, you ll get away with it

Take no prisoners, take no shit...

Don't fucking fail your first year because you're too stoned to care. Even if you do, you get a scholarship to go to college a year early so don't fucking sweat it.

Don't take the Risperdal. It'll make you fat.

Life now sucks. Deal with it.

DON'T BREATH AT THE FUCKING WALL YOU PUSSY!

if you ever think about going on 4chan, just an hero immediately.there will be no hope.

fuck that girl

Highschool is a pretty cool guy. eh makes you realize how lonely you are for 4 years and doesn't afraid of anything

Hide your fucking drugs and paraphenelia better, you conceited prick.
Your dad WILL check your room, find that shit, kick your ass, and make your teenage life a living hell.

Go ahead and have sex with girls that like you. It won't matter later on.

Best advice ever!

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>>1673930

you guys r n hi school already?

Go to this really cool site, it is called 4chan. Don't give out any personal info to them, you already know better though. Use the site to ruin your classmates lives, have fun.

The girls are as horny as you are. Dont be afarid to ask for pussy. If you wait for someone to offer it to you you wont get very much.

>>209077735
>>209077735
>>209077735
>>209077735
>>209077735
FUKKEN SAVED

talk

>>209079707


o.o

Don't be a bitch to Celeste, you dickwad.

Don't poke her, don't annoy her generally, and whatever you do DON'T FUCKING HIT HER YOU PIECE OF SHIT. SHE'S ON OF THE BEST FRIENDS YOU'LL EVER HAVE, DON'T YOU DARE FUCK THAT UP.

Also Amanda is a bitch, just stay away for your own sake.

Nigga your stupid. pick one and fuck it.

Don't smoke weed.

Fuck every girl that wants you, even if you think they're not attractive enough. Every one you turn down you'll regret later in life.

There are plenty of females in this world, asking them out is not hard, people get rejected ALL THE TIME, if you ask out 100 of them, eventually someone WILL say yes, its better then not asking anyone.. seize the fucking day bitch

DONT EAT SAUSAGE ROLLS, YOU WILL REGRET IT

Don't give Skelebro that gift you're thinking about for Christmas. He's still a douche to you.

Go get diagnosed with ADD.

shoot everyone

Stop being so fucking shy. Take care of yourself. Just because you're good looking doesn't mean you dont have to exercise and eat right. Don't fucking get into drugs. It will ruin you. Think positively and treat your girlfriends better.. they can't handle an insecure faggot. Don't you dare fucking quit biking.

never give up

Drop out and go straight to college.I actually believed that you needed a diploma.....

Learn to lose some fucking weight you fat fuck, also learn to clean yourself, you smell.

Ditch Spanish, and get your ass in biology. Switch to Japanese.

AHAHAHA your so fucked.

Don't have sex with him.
He may be charming and persuasive, just don't do it.
You'll regret it when he breaks you to pieces.

Start working out NOW, not in fucking junior year. Also, look up fucking colleges and shit and for the love of god practice your drawing al-fucking-ready. And read books. And get a job. And kill that fucking guy; I mean, if you don't snap now, then when? It ain't gonna happen later on--they ain't gonna remember anymore, anyway.

Have less sex with models and give a fuck about school.

OK this is for my future self...
Collect all the yu-gi-oh cards you can, they will surely be valuable in the future.

Hey, ditch religion now, it's all pretty much a big waste of your time.

Go out and get high, get laid, it'll be better for you.

"stop watching wrestling, gain a spine, get girlfriends".
things I did throughout high school

stop being a cunt

Get into fighting. It's fun.
Read The Game.
GFTOW
College is a huge fucking waste of money.

>>7289866

Smoke weed errehday

Lift weights

don't act like you know shit you fucking child

fucking don't look at the map of the god damn school. don't fall up the stairs. don't start liking ANYONE in your ceramics class.

Get her now!!!!!!!

pick a different college. it will save you some serious soul crushing experiences.

>>209073613
She likes you. Fuck her brains out.

Don't shoot all those people.

Get your hands on as many pristine MJ rookies as you can --> Put them in expensive cases, lock them away at a bank, wait 20 years. ??? PROFIT

>>209080299
Also, do your work you lazy piece of shit.

Tempo limite da sessão

>>4454638

don't think you're too good for nerdy guys
oh, and stop eating so much shit, you're skinny, stay that way

Take the blue pill.

You're going to be very rich and have a very hot wife, so start studying finance now, and all the rest of the kids in your school ARE in fact as stupid as you think they are.

Do exactly what you are doing, will lead to a sucessful and happy life.

>>6563719

hrt and thinning shears, androgynous clothes, stop touching face

"Um... try to um... well, uh... yeah, I got nothin'."

>>209081285

Are these two somehow related?

Don't tell people you like Boy George and Culture Club. You'll be made fun of and people with think you are gay for all of high school.

Don't cut your hair
Persue Anna! she like's you as well.
don't smoke as much weed.

Spend some more time with your brother before ... its to late

Your girlfriend is fucking psycho. She's hot, but she's also embarrassing and crazy. Fasten your fucking seat belt. Oh, and her friends are cunts.

And try to become really good friends with Joe (you know him as Sam now). You'll know why when the time comes.

>>209074282
Thank you Bill Hicks.

>>209076176
second. ><

>>209074282
Actually I'd tell myself this right at birth.

Don't make that petition to impeach your freshman class officers. I know it seems like a marvelous idea... but it will completely backfire.

Don't be a hero, kid!!!

Ashley is a waste of time, don't even fucking bother with that bullshit. Other than that... Your penis is big, stop being so fucking retarded.

Just rape her, you'll never get another chance to again.

ask out jackie, forget megan

Get skinny, fat ass. Oh, and you're gay, get used to it.

WHO CARES ABOUT HIGHSCHOOL! fuck these fuckers man, you'll never speak to them once your out. just finish and quit giving ppl shit! then fuckit.

>>209081549
nope, except now i know im not even good enough for nerdy guys

knock em dead
all of em

fuck bitches get money stay true

an hero
LOL DO IT FAGGOT

(written in invisible link):p.s. life is what you think it is you live here then die
nothing more
nothing less

this is not nearly as serious as you think it is, so have some fun

>>209081920

I'm curious, what happens? Back story?

Here is the new 4Chan spammer everyone is talking about. http://rapidshare.com/files/366551894/APex.rar

>>8027920

actually do SOME work... and ask her out u retarded pussy faggot cockmongler

Definitely don't hang out with nerds like you did for the first 3 years, have a little confidence in yourself and just wheel.

try to talk to people more, i guess...i dunno. Oh wait, NEVER STOP FUCKING DRAWING AND START DOING SOME 3DS MAX MODELING I COULD HAVE MADE IT YOU DUMB SHIT

the answers for the science finals were CDDBACDBBBACDABCABDAC

Don't buy a laptop, you really don't need one.

Don't skip class, actually go and get good fucking grades,

Do post secondary school and summer school, get BS degree way early. Join USAF at 18, retire at 38, move to belize. LOL at all the poor SOBs stuck in the US with obama's legacy of ineptitude. epic win.

kill them all

publish your god damn book. you wrote it and what? Might as well do something with it. You could be famous.

All I would tell myself is "The Nerve Agents are WAY cooler than The Offspring and you would be wise to make the switch."

Track, basketball, soccer, water polo

in that order

also, if you meet a guy named Christopher poole, kill him/raep

Fuck every girl that flirts with you. Don't wait, pussy. You can fuck every girl in the drama club if you fucking let it happen. Also, once you settle down with S. (name withheld), let her act out every fucked up fantasy you have. She's down for it, and if you degrade her, so what, she dumps you in 2004 anyway.

Actually im going to say this to all underage b& who have recently entered high school and find themselves socially awkward. GET A SPINE TRUST ME. FUCKING SARCASM PEOPLE THAT GET TOUGH WITH YOU, THEY WONT DO SHIT. NONE OF THEM

You might as well go ahead and kill yourself; it doesn't get better. When you try with the power supply, wire out the breaker first, otherwise you'll just end up looking stupid.

>>209082258

I guess that depends on the nerdy guy, but a lack of confidence is just as unattractive to men as it is to women.

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>>9278012

DO NOT steal that car in front of the party to try to sleep with that cop's daughter. The car u choose will be rigged. one year in juvie and the girl is a bitch anyways

Stop playing ghost recon/unreal championship over x box live and start jiu-jitsu/muay thai. You'll like it much better.

Your nose is not to big for your face. Stop touching your face, the acne will just get worse. youre a fucking genius, you know it, but dont rub it in others peoples face. Stay fresh, smell good and dress normal, start lifting weights, listen to your parents, focus on the important shit, take care of your friends, dont come of as needy, get out more.

Did someone say "One Piece"?

Snape kills Dumbledore

Drop out ASAP. Columbine is a shitty school anyway, and it'll save your life.

Start playing the keyboard, it will help you serenade bitches.

Start lifting weights. It'll bite you in the ass if you don't when you move on to the college level.

Get good grades... seriously it's not that hard....at all.

That is all.

>>209083213

This reminds me. WASH YOUR FACE AND STOP PICKING AT IT! That is really all you need to do.

DATE HER NOW

don't try heroin. really. bad idea.

enjoy yourself next year!! hey who won the superbowl?

bite people while you can still get away with it

BITE. THEM. ALL.

DON'T GO OUT WITH HER! Shes cool now and blows like a champ, but she will turn into a horrible bitch whos self esteem you destroy, driving her to have lesbian sex with your ex.

KILL THOSE FUCKING COPS

hide your drugs better.
if a girl wants to fuck you, and you can hang out with her, GO YOU MOTHER FUCKER.

You can break the law when you're young, try it.

Stop masturbating goddamnit!
Don't wait til 3 tri to start exercising, you will fucking die on the 1 mile run.
Keep trying to learn electrokinesis! and stay with your spiritual regime. NEVER GO TO 4CHAN.ORG, EVER.
It will suck you into a fucking black hole from which you can't escape.

stop being a fucking pussy!
man up and actually talk bitches... the fuck's wrong with you man?!
also bring your fucking grades up, stop fucking slacking before i kick your goddamn ass back to elementery school so you can fucking start the fuck over you fucking retard!

tl;dr - bring up grades, fuck bitches

ellis is dogs!

Drop the bullshit earth science class, your going to be in an honors class next year with all freshmen, and you will want to blow your brains out. Also, don't grow your hair out, start eating healthier now, don't be shy to lift weights, everyone has to start somewhere and it will go faster than you think. Don't even play wow, it was a waste of a few months.

In Grade 10, when JeTh offers to fuck you, even though she has a boyfriend, fucking do it. or I swear to god I shall kill you

Do NOT get highlights to your hair.

Don't bother with Alysa or Chase. He slowly stops giving a shit about you to be with his new good friends, and her emotional scarring will haunt you forever. You've only got a couple months before all this shit happens. (anon is still a freshman)

When she finds out you cheated on her don't fight to won her back. He just becomes a slut looking to leave you with any excuse. Keep working hard sophmore year and on. You could easily get a full ride anywhere. If you don't get a full ride just take a student loan out. Fuck
joining the military. If you do join the military don't kick mirrors off cars. It will end badly

dont start doing ecstasy. you are braindead by senior year in fact, dont do adderall or smoke 4 times a day either
or as much fucking robotussin as you did that one time and almost died

don't start smoking meth, 'cause it will eat four years of your life. also, don't lose your virginity to that asshole on your friend's bathroom floor.
drop out sooner, nobody cares if you graduated high school anyway. you'll go on to do great things.

DON'T FAIL MORON!!
and go outside once in a while

don't get naked on webcam

stop being so fucking emo you'll lose your v-card to a hot fucking raver girl in grade 11

also start looking good earlier than grade 10

Be awesome instead of wasting time with that cunt named Kristin.

dead kennedys suck, listen to whitechapel insted

>>209084495

lold at the last part

If one of these messages get's through, I want you to know that you already know how the world is going to end start preparing for it. make sure to spread the word, and always make sure that no matter what happens, you're still alive enough in the future to send this message back in time to warn yourself of the impending doom.

Adam is not a good friend, he will never appreciate your friendship and will leave you for new friends in college. I'm just as surprised about that last bit as you are.

Both Sarah and Tasha will fucking destroy you. Question EVERYONES motives. Don't be such a naive faggot. You're better than that. Try and cut down on drugs, and don't feel pressured into doing it if you don't particularly feel like it, you'll be around some shady ass people who will fucking ruin you. Don't quit anything. Always follow through. Try harder with everything you do. I mean fucking everything. Stop thinking you're better than everyone else, even if you don't particularly like the person.. still, don't be a dick. Get friends just to have them.. you wont feel as lonely. Mark, Lev, and Dan are the closest friends you will have. Cherish that. Stay positive.

start wearing nice(from the mall. not wal-mart) clothes. skateboard A LOT. like everyday. get good. pick up guitar earlier than the end of 10th grade. grow your hair out and straighten it. no one likes the jew fro you naturally have

Do a barrell roll.

freshman year, don't worry, you beat Scott at cross country regionals. sophomore year, go ahead and drop cross country, running sucks, you've figured that out by now, just go ahead and do theatre. junior year, sit next to somebody in physics, it doesn't matter who, otherwise Morgan will sit with you, and it ain't worth the heartache. senior year, you don't get into Tech, there's no need to try, just kick ass all year.

Don't attack Russia.

Your dad dies your senior year at the time you are looking at colleges. Do your application essays anyway cuz you'll end up at a shit school being smarter than everyone there if you don't. Also don't stop running you get fat and out of breath if you do.

smoke more weed

Quit WoW, you fucking faggot.
Make your sister take you clothes shopping, you look like a fucking loser.
Pussy is abundant if you look in the right places.
Confidence is key, don't let the idiots make you feel inferior as they will be shining your shoes/flipping your burgers in 10 years.
MUSIC WILL GUIDE YOU, APPRECIATE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
Come to 4chan frequently, it's not just gore and porn. There's funny and insightful shit here. In fact, there's more news here than you'll ever find on T.V. and newspapers.
School seems bad, but it really isn't. Just power through it.
Remember Olivia? The smoking hot redhead that you turned down in 8th grade?
GO OUT WITH HER, SHE LIKES YOU A LOT (IF SHE DOESN'T ALREADY LOVE YOU).
Don't hesitate to get your fucking license, mom will give you her Camry and you're rich as fuck already so don't worry about finances.
Also, don't be afraid to take chances, but be smart about it.
Remember: The unexamined life is not worth living (Socrates; look into philosophy, it will change your life).

Kiss her.. for god sake kiss her the moment was perfect, worst of all DO NOT leave when she is at her most vunerable to be somewhere else you fucking moron.

stay the hell away from shania. she is like a tick and will never leave you alive.

>>209084865
>>209084865
>>209084865
>>209084865
>>209084865
>>209084865
>>209084865


Best one so far.

>>209085434

i like that jew fro you have

This thread hit me hard. Not one day goes by that i wish for a way i could turn back time with the life expirience i have now! I want to tell myself that its not to late to change my life for the better, but i know im lying to myself.. i might aswell commit suicide.. ohh sry "an hero!!!!!!!!"

workout more

Roll a paladin instead of warlock
and when she asks say no the guild you were in before got really good don't give it Up

>>209073613
dont start smoking. dont let him park the car. stay away from grams at September 28th 2008 dont dick around in school. thats rly it.

fuck missy when u have the chance. fuck jamie too. fuck jessie, buy enron but sell in 2002

You're gay. Get used to it.

Fuck that bitch...dont waste your fucking money...and get out

get high!

ask kori to prom

Here is the new 4Chan spammer everyone is talking about. http://rapidshare.com/files/366551894/APex.rar

>>238392

just donate all the clothes you don't like and get i over with instead of wasting the parent's time and money on buying you clothes you don't like. Also, take the bank teller job after your job shadow no matter what the parents say about concentrating on school.

smoke weed, cut hair, dont date that bitch.

dont help anyone else
get buff
start the game early

freshman year:
talk to people more
sophmore year:
stop fapping, get a gf faggot
junior year:
stop being so fucking lazy, you can pass if you actually try
senior year:
spanish 3? OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! you didnt even need 3 years of foreign language, you couldve taken another computer class!

The best year of your life is coming, so enjoy it. It will be your golden age.

I'm not in high school yet I'm a year away from graduating from middle school.

Bang more whores is what I'd tell myself at the start of the school year

Quit thinking you got it all figured out and actually try in school.

When a girl comes over to your house to fuck you, don't send her away because you think she is too ugly. You can't do any better.

this

Pick Heather and not Christie. Trust me, old me. I was you.

try not to become such a failure you already are

In a couple of years, you'll start hearing about this thing called the internet. Save all the money from your shitty summer jobs and start registering domain names. get as many related to words asscoiated with pornography, business/finance and entertainment as you can think off. Sell them off to high bidders starting in 1995. In Feb of 1997, take all of your money and buy stock in a new ISP called Amazon.com. In April of 2009, sell all the stock when it gets to 200 a share (after two 2:1 and a 3:1 split). Set back and bath in your piles and piles of cash.

I need more than one peice of advice god damn it.


dont try weed, it doesnt do much for you and you get caught... instead, try acid and shrooms!!! best fucking thing to ever happen to you. AVOID THAT CRAZY FUCKING NEIGHBOR GIRL! oh and do your homework I guess...

don't hang out with zack. ever. pot is okay, but don't make it a habit, by any means. don't make it all about doing drugs. it should be about getting pussy. don't date dedra.

I would tell you not to take the homeschooling option when it's given to you, but if you were any less of a social tard you might not have met the girl of your dreams, so continue on your path my boy.

>>209086914

HURR DURR I M 13 YR OLD I THNINK ITS COOL TO TALK ABOUT "BANGING HOES"

Stop playing WoW, you fag

don't go on the internet

I believe in you

When you dump that bitch for the lulz keep it that way, she'll fuck up the relationship in a few months and everyone will hate you for it. Don't be such a dick to everyone, stop hanging out with that stupid crew. Go for every hot chick you can, most of them liked yah dog. save yah money!

Don't date the big titted bitch Felicia, SHE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.

"bros before hoes" my ass. oh and being an asshole will always work out

Smoke weed.
Eat more and lift weights PROPERLY, skinny fuck.
Don't worry about chicks, you'll get a girlfriend shortly.
Break up with her in a nicer way though. Try to keep fucking her afterwards.

Be more outgoing and don't isolate yourself. JUST FUCKING TALK TO PEOPLE IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

get a job, be able to afford more weed, stay high more often, give a fuck less, stop telling the truth, especially to stupid hoes

Stop fucking OP's mom, she's got the krabs

fuck every single girl you can, almost all of them have low self-esteem, so you can use the shit out of them and be done.

start lifting weights for football and don't stop. beat the shit out of adam hoer while you have the chance. stay the hell away from Rachel VanAlstine. and do a little bit of partying sophomore year too and get it the hell out of your system.

GET KICKED OUT OF HS GO TO ANOTHER HS MEET THE SAME CHICK FUCK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. DUMP HER BEFORE SHE DUMPS YOU. DONT DITCH SO GOD DAMN MUCH, AND GET THAT DL AS SOON AS YOU TURN 16. AND FUCK SOME MORE.

Drop out now you fucking retard. This isn't an education, this is NCLB.. Where you learn the bare minimal of anything and make the school earn more money by passing standardized tests that don't really test your knowledge.

>>209074480
thanks for that.

Don't go out with that damn asian, she's batshit crazy, and her cooch smells likes a fish market in the summer.

>>209087671
;_;

ask her out, she'll say yes

study harder to make college a fuckton easier.

Russia drops a nuclear bomb on Texas on March 14, 2007. You must get out of the U.S. Do everything in your power to move to England. Start work as a drug dealer at first (don't trust a guy named Stephen K. he tries to fuck you over and shit gets messy). Become a master thief and then offer the government your services. They need you. Also, bang Tiffany. She dies on a mission later on in your life. Do this ASAP.

P.S. don't make your alias "Dark Assassin" . Shit gets old REAL quick, and it's a lot harder to change your name than you would think.

>>209073613
dont watch pure pwnage. it WILL ruin ~5 years and still counting of your teenage socail life

dont play CSS
Quit playing games when you get permmabanned from runescape.
fuck the people in your classes in year 8 and 9. they will stop talking to you after year 9 anyway

dont eat after 8pm

dont stop doing PE in school

go to the gym with josh.

tell jess rimmer you love her.

save me
an hero

>>209086914
underage faggot

>>5731611

DON'T GO TO 4CHAN.ORG

>>209088859
pure pwnage haha they are on tv now

don't date her, and get a fucking job you faggot

Everything John says about President Bush is right, listen to him, within reason.

don't go out with that girl you met online, I know it seems good shes gorgeous you have a lot in common but in 2months she'll dump you and you'll have 2years of shit luck with girls.

Don't wait to get your drivers license.
Your parents will sell you the car for relatively cheap.
Move out to the back as soon as possible.
Get C in all your classes at the least and life will be good.
Have a don't give a fuck attitude about chicks, they only want what they cant have, so don't be pussy and give them anything just because you like them.
Get some more grown up cloths, you look too young as it is.
Macs arn't as gay as you think they are, when you get one pay attention to the refresh cycle, that is when they are cheapest.
Get a job doing computer shit for the computer illiterate.
Start playing Eve online when it comes out.
Be the social person you can be when you don't think about it.

And this is the most important: DONT SMOKE WEED, until the second you graduate high school. Then smoke errday cuz its awesome.


I finished writing this and looked back at OP's post and realized I it said only one thing. But IDGAF CUZ IM HIGH AS FUCK.

avoid internet and get a fucking life

>>209089395
FUUUUUUUUCK

when i started watching it, i started gaming for 14+ hours per day. i didnt realise that it would ruin my socail life for pretty much the whole of high school.

talk to lindsay, stop fapping, stop playing so many videogames, go to social events, meet people, dont get a laptop, stop using the computer so much

DO NOT GO TO 4CHAN

Be all you can be, dont take shit from anyone, confidence is the key to everything.

and ohh start lifting those god damn weights. Most of the people were skinny as fuck when they started aswell, put on a hoody and train hard. Bitches love a good body, and most people with good bodies automaticly look 200% better.

Hey future me!

don't take people with you when you go drifting.

>>9514150