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  • Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop.
    As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).
    ↑ UPDATED March 16th! ↑
    One of Kimmo's ex-moderators posted hundreds of PMs. They are absolutely hilarious/terrifying.

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    56 KB Newfag Scanner 03/22/10(Mon)17:05:00 No.208992XXX  
    So anon...how did you find /b/?
    Lies will not be accepted.
    I found it through google while searching "retards"
    >> Newfag Scanner 03/22/10(Mon)17:05:18 No.208992XXX
    auto-bump
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:05:42 No.208993XXX
    >>208992867
    Through a friend
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:05:48 No.208993XXX
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    lol.no.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:06:25 No.208993XXX
    references from a raid
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:06:30 No.208993XXX
    99% of these answers will be "from classmates at middle/high school"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:06:35 No.208993XXX
    saw it mentioned on AnT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:06:46 No.208993XXX
    OP is a lier, when you google for retards it doesn't come up with /b/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:06:56 No.208993XXX
    i was in fourth grade, pokemon ruby had just came out, i was looking for mudkipz movesets, found mudkipz, foudn /b/.

    inb4 underageb&
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:07:00 No.208993XXX
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    knew about it for a while, memes and shit. finally had nothing to do that i took a look
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:07:04 No.208993XXX
    from classmates at middle/high school
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:07:11 No.208993XXX
    My vent was raided. One of the eurofags that raided it was actually pretty cool. Told me he found the IP on 4chan. The rest is history
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:07:13 No.208993XXX
    Stickam.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:07:17 No.208993XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:07:27 No.208993XXX
    from the EVE Online fourmn being described as the asshole of the internet, im like "sounds like the place for me"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:00 No.208993XXX
    i was in the womb, and a few people broke rules 1 & 2, i am now 4 years old
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:04 No.208993XXX
    through a friend who is and oldfag
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:05 No.208993XXX
    my search for cp inevitably led here
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:20 No.208993XXX
    wikipedia
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:20 No.208993XXX
    Somehow I found jj.am and from there I found 4chan
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:33 No.208993XXX
    >>208993352
    nope but I bet it shows a picture of you
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:35 No.208993XXX
    A long time ago, a voice cried out in the night, it said "save me, for I have cancer."
    I answered the call, and it was b.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:37 No.208993XXX
    that picture site, the name escapes me now, but had alot of /b/ refrences on it, so my curious self found it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:37 No.208993XXX
    >>208992867
    friend was telling about the no hands jackpot thing. googled it.
    found /b/
    been fappin every since
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:42 No.208993XXX
    My quest to tri-force led me here.


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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:44 No.208993XXX
    >>208992867
    Play The Best Runescape Private Server! In need of a few moderators http://omegars.coz.bz
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:45 No.208993XXX
    >>208992867

    SAVAGE, it's cooler than your mother
    www.newerth.com
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:50 No.208993XXX
    lurking in the internets
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:50 No.208993XXX
    I heard from it because of the mudkipz meme. I Googled it and Wiki told me it started in 4chan, so I went here and saw [a/b/c/etc...] and decided to click /b/.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:53 No.208993XXX
    I heard about it on facebook, and thought it might be cool to check it out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:08:54 No.208993XXX
    By accident, I don't really remember what I was looking for though.

    It's been a while.
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    >>208993268
    >>208993268

    exactly like this
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:09:07 No.208993XXX
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    friend told me about it junior year of high school. Decided to check it out about a year later, and /b/ stuck w/ me ever since
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:09:10 No.208994XXX
    A site I used to go on got hacked and destroyed by /b/ so badly it was shut down for all summer to increase security.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:09:12 No.208994XXX
    i cannot remember
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:09:31 No.208994XXX
    This guy at my school was telling me and my friends about it like three weeks ago. I wasn't sure how to post at first so just browsed. Now I post all the time :) this is a rpetty cool thread never saw it before haha, THIS IS NOT COPYPASTE! trololo!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:09:32 No.208994XXX
    we went to the computer lab when i was in hs and the kid next to me searched 4chan on wikipedia and then went down to the section about /b/. I was like wtf is /b/? From that point on I've been on /b/ 24/7
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:09:36 No.208994XXX
    Saw it on the news
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:09:44 No.208994XXX
    moot told me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:04 No.208994XXX
    I found 4chan via google, but I did not became /b/tarded until February 2010.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:15 No.208994XXX
    Friend was using it a couple of years ago and when he went for dinner I snatched his computer. I was amazed by the content and decided to stay.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:23 No.208994XXX
    when my chatroom was raided :D
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:27 No.208994XXX
    One of my really pathetic /b/tard friends showed it to me. Sadly now I'm just like him.
    >> firespin !NIQwfIV9fM 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:27 No.208994XXX
    sitting high school library back in senior year. one of my classmates beside me was on 4chan. i forgot about it, then i wanted to check it out so i asked him again. and the rest is history.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:28 No.208994XXX
    i was on gaia online one day and someone posted this link <3
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:44 No.208994XXX
    friend told me about it. broke rules 1 & 2. worth it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:45 No.208994XXX
    A friend and I were on AIM about four years ago talking about paintball and computers. The topic shifted to trolls on our favorite paintball forum.

    He said that 4chan was going to start the ultimate internet war. He then sent me a link to a raid on /b/.

    I fell in love

    I love you guys, in a completely heterosexual way
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:47 No.208994XXX
    f a t e
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:48 No.208994XXX
    A friend told me about ED , and guess what that told me >_>?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:49 No.208994XXX
    From ED
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    >>208993352
    not exactly retards more like "people saying retarded things"or something like that.I cant remember clearly sinc it was long ago.
    pic related on of the results
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:50 No.208994XXX
    knowyourmeme.com....seriously
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:10:50 No.208994XXX
    I have a birthmark on my ass that clearly says '/b/'

    Googled it one day and /b/ appeared before me
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:11:09 No.208994XXX
    >>4683102
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:11:28 No.208994XXX
    No se puede mostrar la página
    La página Web solicitada no está disponible en este momento. Puede que el sitio Web tenga problemas técnicos o que necesite ajustar la configuración de su explorador.
    Pruebe lo siguiente:
    Haga clic en el botón Actualizar o vuelva a intentarlo más tarde.

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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:11:30 No.208994XXX
    i googled DSFARGEG
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:11:48 No.208994XXX
    I heard about it from Ace Lightning on alt.tasteless.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:11:55 No.208994XXX
    through a forum where if you say 4chan you were banned.. so i googled it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:11:58 No.208994XXX
    lurked random aion/wow forums. Kept being referenced to... checked it out... stuck
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:11:58 No.208994XXX
    heard about 2ch, then found 4chan
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:12:01 No.208994XXX
    My brother browse it. And I kinda checked it out myself.

    That's a day I remember with big regrets...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:12:02 No.208994XXX
    gtaforums.com

    thats where i found ya /b/iatches
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:12:09 No.208994XXX
    >>208994460
    Same
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:12:10 No.208994XXX
    I agree FATE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:12:38 No.208995XXX
    Heard it mentioned on other websites a few times a few years ago, was disgusted and high-tailed it out of here. Came back 2 years later and got into it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:12:46 No.208995XXX
    I really don't remember. Must've been quite spontanious.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:12:47 No.208995XXX
    smartgroups was shutting down, there was a papermodel board on it, came here for /po
    checked the other boards, found /b/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:13:08 No.208995XXX
    you really wanna know? i'm a femanon and it was mentioned in a slash star trek fanfic.
    yea, that's pretty gay /b/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:13:50 No.208995XXX
    A couple of years ago there was this girl I was really close with, and she wouldn't shut up about this site, took a look, and havnt left since
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:13:51 No.208995XXX
    >>2105124
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:13:59 No.208995XXX
    Want to spam 4chan like me? Get the tool here! http://rainyrivercereal.com

    :)

    >>4389016
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:14:02 No.208995XXX
    I found it the easy way, apparently not just one but about a million of you idiots broke 1 & 2 and 4chan was posted on digg
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:14:28 No.208995XXX
    >>208994469

    Pics or it didn't happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:14:28 No.208995XXX
    Grand master fag here. I was on it ever since it opened in 2004.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:14:44 No.208995XXX
    I have no fucking idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:15:12 No.208995XXX
    was on newgrounds browsing the bbs someone was pissed that his friend was a /b/tard co i came here. I thought the site was stupid and badly orginized so i left, then i got bored and came back
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:15:13 No.208995XXX
    >>208995397

    Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:15:43 No.208995XXX
    A friend of mine linked a picture and I found the sorce in the link a couples years ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:16:23 No.208996XXX
    I found it, couldn't figure out how to find my post again so I never came back....bye /b/ have a happy life.
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    >>208995516
    >> Newfag Scanner 03/22/10(Mon)17:16:41 No.208996XXX
    >>208995746
    >implying rule 1 refers to the entire 4chan and not just /b/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:17:02 No.208996XXX
    i accidentally tip "b" on google...


    This web is as public as Angelina Jolie Vagina.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:17:06 No.208996XXX
    >>208992867
    lol the internet told me about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:17:19 No.208996XXX
    I went on a hunt for 4chan. I cam across it once while looking for hentai. Went looking for it when I closed the browser, found it again. Now here I am. Fuck you guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:17:20 No.208996XXX
    It was sometime in 2007, someone on Gaia (lolwat) was talking about it so I googled it and I just never left.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:17:37 No.208996XXX
    >>208993858
    i believe u mean funnyjunk. its how i found it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:17:42 No.208996XXX
    some guy called Kimmo told me about it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:17:47 No.208996XXX
    >>208992867
    i googled 4chan after hearing about their raids on youtube/tomgreen.com/news. some newfags were talking about b and 4chan on youtube. i went to 4chan.org and discovered /b/ a couple of weeks ago. b is mostly pedos/12 year old kids/basement dwellers/cumdumpsters. i feel a t home
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18:00 No.208996XXX
    My cousins were /b/tards.
    They told me about the raids, specifically "pool's closed".
    I got hooked. Maybe that makes me a newfag, but whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18:02 No.208996XXX
    I heard of it, and asked my Flatmates about it. I was told \b\ is the scum of the internet, with sexism, racism, ageism, pornography ect. Been here ever since
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18:07 No.208996XXX
    Jeopardy.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18:13 No.208996XXX
    >>208994805

    Luke?
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    >>208995516
    We bow down to you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18:39 No.208996XXX
    i found through google while searching for tasting own precum. True story.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18:52 No.208996XXX
    written on the wall of my friends house



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