kill niggers and fap on cumdumpsters without their consent

niggers

possesion of marijuana,
i was stoned the majority of the time, i made a ball in a cup (used a button, cup and tolet paper used as string).
I went around my cell wrapped in a blanket claiming I was a tree wizard, and that was about it.

>>208977540

That's just... wow.

>>208977540
that is, UH-MAZING

>>208977540
Jail??? or your mom grounded you to your room?

>>208977540
baaaahhaaa thats great stuff.

i went to jail for a dui. shit sucked. i got hit by someone and definitely got a concussion. by the time i got booked i was already sober so it's not like i even enjoyed being drunk in jail.
when i got there, there were two booking stations, and the other guy getting booked had the same name as me (noah). he was all fidgety and kept asking to go to the bathroom. he ended up pissing himself at the booking desk before they put us both in a cell. We got food like right away by luck. shitty sammich and some fruit shit i didn't eat. basically just sat on a cold ass floor and napped for a few hours then sat there and stared at the wall waiting to go home. i never wanted a shower so bad. it's shitty freezing your ass off on a cement floor with nothing to do but sit there with 6 smelly motherfuckin wetbacks.
And when you get released they give you a check instead of whatever money you had on you. faggots. how do i cash a check on a fucking sunday morning?

i went to jail for spraying a fire extinguisher inside the mall :(

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>>7995248

Before you go "pack your luggage". That means tuck some smokes and a lighter up your arse. A bundle of rolling tobacco + papers is fucking cash inside...like 5$ a pinner for TOBACCO, you will be GOD. just don't pick up the soap.

for an MIP. Not real jail, but it was inconvenient.

i presented the policeman down at the stations with this card, and i was on my home soon after.

i went to jail for indecent exposure for 6 godamn months i was in there

I roll doubles instead....its easier then getting ass-raped

>>208982897
oh and assault on a police officer

>>6555128

another time i rolled doubles and they let me go ⇑ soon after.

>>208976879
I have been to jail twice
once in Louisiana, second time in Texas. both pretty cool places but people didnt like having a younger inmate with them(aka im 19 atm, was 16 or 17 at the time). i didnt get raped or anything but one guy did stare at me alot. Oh, and both times were for Arson(2nd degree but i had short sentence)

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>>3965099

benn there once

full of niggers
loud niggers

Jail sucks, it's cold as fuck no place to sit, you have to shit and piss in front of everyone. There's always someone trying to start a fight, there's always a roach crawling on some drunken bum that's trying to sleep. And you keep getting moved from cell to cell.

I got caught with half a pound of super lemon haze and half a pound of Afghani kush.

>>208984344
lol

>>208984811
>going to have fun in jail one day

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>>208985149

>>208985521
well i am bi so i would do it if i didnt already have a record

>>208985699

i got arrested with no pants or shoes on (just boxers and a shirt) while it was like 40 degrees outside in the parking lot near my apartment. not sure what i was doing out there, but apparently i told the cop that i was waiting for my friend but i couldn't find him because of "the zombies" and then i told him that it was good he was there, because i had been waiting on the police to come help me with the zombies. swear to god, i don't even remember any of the zombie shit but it's all in the police report. i got a PI and got out the next morning

I got booked for trying to piss over a child in the street.
Some over fag with the same name as me (Noah) was getting raped to, He was ment to be drunk but just looked like a normal retard.
I then saw some funny ass shit (can't remember what it was) but anyway I lol'd so hard I pissed myself.
Also some nigger left a sammich and some shitty fruit for me, sammich had pube's in it ;_;

>>208985699

>>208982731
>>208982731
>>208982731

>>208984344
>>208984344
>>208984344

epic win

>>208986013
>want your cock sucked?

>>208986034
fucking lold

graffiti. 30,000 in fines and 2 years. atleased i got to tat people.

sucks. been to LACJ. the LASD is worse than the LAPD. before my little 1week stink at county i spent the weekend at city jail. it sucked but it wasn't so bad. county is a whole other animal.

aside from sharing toilets, showers. there IS the possiblity of anal rape. you can't shower with the niggers (except they're called the blacks) and the guards won't let you get access to your meds. i have epilepsy. didn't seize but felt shitty.

food is lousy, pb & j with APPLE jelly, WTF???

stale chocolate chip cookies. stale bread. super sweet tang juice. granny smith apples, bologna sandwiches with imitation miracle whip and burritos which are okay. that's it. you get fed 5xs per day.

inspections are 5x's per day. FACE DOWN ARM BAND OUT!!!!!!!

it's horrible.

>>208986308

>>208986516
>doesnt understand what being bi means

>>208986719

>>208986034
you got a private investigator to bail you out? like the one in House MD right?

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>>208987016
yeah it was sweet

>>208986942
>so is that a yes to the cock sucking?

>>208987200
sure pick one

>>208985699

DOUBLES

>>208987339
im guessing you are the nigger tranny in the back yes?
never had sex with a guy named Rochelle before

>>8099755

>>7194528

>>208987601
no this is me

I went to jail for getting in a fight with a few highway patrol pigs. They found the joint...but the ounce and a half in the hidden container stayed in impound and was there waiting for me when I got out. In the end I got a slap on the wrist in the form of 40 hours community service.

I still don't remember any of it, as I was so fucked up there's 3 days missing from all that and the stay in jail is right in the middle of it. I only know what happened from the report.

>>208987866
dat eyebrow

>>208987993
The ounce and a half in the trunk of the car, I should say.

>>208988057

Cumdumpster here. Drove without a license. No biggie. Stayed in the klink overnight.

stop pretending, you pussies are too faggots to end up in jail. besides even if, you'd end up in some gay under 18/21 jail with no crims worth of that name.
the only beliavable one is the mariujana guy, I know because i am a tree wizard too.

>>208988232

>>208988382

>>208988341
excuse me sir, may I ask a question?

>>208988341
2 is spelled two

faggots ruined this thread

>>208988341
dont be so mad
also, why so mad?

>>208989094
a thread about being a faggot is always fail

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I almost went to jail.

I had an illegal grow going on, cranking out 60-80 mature plants every 3 months. Mostly purple.

I had an electrician come by to rewire some shit for 220. He fucked up and plugged me into the neighbors fuse box. They fucking turned me in.

I got busted for that and possesion of cocaine, mushrooms and some pills.

If anything major goes tits up in my life, I will go back and shoot that cunt several times. In her cunt face. After I kill her son in front of her.

Good times

>>>>super sweet tang juice

>>208989491

>>208989491
i would love some coffee, but i prefer tea sir.

>>208987993
So you emotionally blocked out all the anal prison rape and the miles of cock you sucked in the joint, right?

fucking faggot

>>1556545

>>7926620

>>208989987
you sound kinda mad bro

>>208988836
>>208989279
>>208988668

go ahead with the question
and I spell 2 correctly because IM A REAL MAN SOO MAAAADD AT YOU FAGS

>>208981590

That's not jail, you mommy's boy. That's being held in the cells until you sober up. Why the fuck to amerifags try to big note themselves by trying to make out that getting thrown in a cell for a couple of hours constitutes "jail". Faggots.

>>208989987
>>208989987
whyyoumadthough.jpg

>>208990894
this was the question>>208989279

also, who are you even talking to? lol

>>46742

>>208989807


I got lucky, I had a friend that would bail my ass out of jail. I was in there for literally 3 hours.

PROTIP- even if you have the $$$$ to post bail, like i did (10K, btw) you still need someone to sign you out, and basically say they will take care of you.

5K more of lawyers bills and its all dismissed, working on getting it expunged.


But I shit you not. I track that bitch. Its been about 4 years. I will kill that cunt without a second thought.

Bonus- I chose the image in my first post because I will take out at least his high score for cops on the way out.

I guarantee it
Watch me.

Anyone spent any hard time? I'm actually pretty interested. Keep them coming :3

It was halloween at UCSB and i was wasted and blacked out. When I woke up I was in the drunk tank , apparently I puked all over some police officer's shoes in the middle of a street, luckily they ended up dropped the charges

>>208991201
>what a dumbfag

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>>8442154

>>208991601
how long is hard time? first time i spent maybe a year and 3 months but thats small time

>>208991491

oh right..I was talking to you and the others i quoted..
I told you why i am mad..ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?

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>>208992592
no no, about the being fags and never serving actual jail time

>>3354058

>>208976879
if your homless just get arrested and you will get a free room, shower and meals. i was arrested and put in jail for 2 hours. i went out jogging and was arrested after a couple of minutes.. yeah.. jogging illegal apparently in the uk

>>208992592
no...he is reading

i got raeped at jail

>>208993326