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in b4 the game

why the fuck am i reading this...? >_>

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Me and a friend went into the woods with a airpressure rifle with a scope and shot a hedgehog like 5 times and then my friend stabbed it in the belly with a sharp wooden stick. the hedgehog crawled in like a little ball and slowly died

I still feel bad to this day

Like they say, full of normal people.

>>208922464

old

Stale pasta is stale.

when i was 15 i almost killed a girl for talking about my brother that killed himself

>>208923246

derp samefag

>>208922464

fake story is fake

>>208922464
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I wouldn't consider this terrible but I first fucked a girl when I was 5 years old. lol.

pics or it didn't happen.

I caught chickens in a public park and killed them in various ways (drowning, jumping on them till they were flat, etc...) with a friend.
I also trew a brick at a wild bunny and killed it, then proceeded to leave it in a garbage can with it's head and front paws sticking out right next to childrens playground.
Was when I was 13, eleven years ago

>>208923540
>>I still feel bad to this day
this is good.

>>208924021
Me too, although I failed. Dick was tiny and shit. still was cash

>>208923683
>almost

Bunch of folks and I were playing tag in someone's driveway and I cheated and went into a car. When the person who was "it" went to go after me, he pulled the door open, and I accidentally ended up aiding him in getting 2 of his fingers stuck in the door while it was shut. He was screaming, jumping up and down, I had no idea what was doing on. The adults ran over to us and started screaming to open the door, I was confused and opened the door. Having saw what had happened I ran to my room and hit under the bottom bunk of the bed in darkness for pretty much the entire following weekend. Only came out to use the bathroom or get a drink of water, iirc.

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>>9692346

I took a dump in a plastic bag that Newspapers come in when they are delivered and placed it in the vent system of a small mansion that was being constructed behind my house. I was pissed because there was an amazing wooded area that was cut down to build these fancy houses.

When I was little, I didn't hate niggers. In fact, most of my friends were niggers. Then I grew up and realized niggers are subhumans, which is the reason they fail at life. Now I hate niggers with a passion. I'm comfortable with that.

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>>6002710

i letted my dad and uncle touch me, so now i am fucking fuckd up. i dont know if i like the tits or the bum. Hulp me /b/rothers, i r lost.>>208922464
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>>208922464

When I was around 13/14 I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. We used a few condoms and couldn't put them anywhere without his gran finding out so we threw them in a post box. The next day there was a letter that came which had lube stains on it..

In College, I had a weaboo faggot roomate in my dorm room. I did so much shit to this guy, form shitting in his shoes, to putting toothpaste in all his clothes. Then it got bad. My friends started calling our dorm telling him that he had fucked a prostitute, he didnt remember fucking her but he did, and he owed the "pimp" on the phone money. Then we told him to leave a dead bird out on our front dorm step. He started losing it (he was 18, smart chinese fag) and I guess I tipped his brain to the dark side, cuz he started seeing and hearing shit. One night he was standing over me, just loooking at me, at like 4am.
As his roomate, I freaked & took it up with the RA. The RA (a jew) comes in and finds a swastika on his background (the weaboo said it was a wizard symbol or some shit) and gets him taken away by Uni police. Still LUL thinking about it.

IS THIS WIN?

>>208923683
not her fault your brother was a faggot

When I was 16 (my family owns a 27 acre farm in England) I used to go hunting in the woods at the farm seeing as about 5 acres was forest.

I had an enfield .303 and used to think I was badass sneaking around and imagining that I was back in ww2 and that animals were Germans.

This one time I climbed up a tree that was about 12 foot high and I was shooting at the deer but I decided to cool it down while I had my lunch in the tree. Anyways about 3 bites in and I look down to see a buck grazing on the grass and i decided that I'd turn into a ninja, pulled ut my hunting knife and dived from the tree straight onto it and stabbed the fuck out of it.

When I eventually finished feeling like batman I looked arund to see a fawn staring at me and it hit me.. I'd just killed its father.

It brings me to tears everytime I think about it ;_;

When I was 14 I engaged in consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>208925068
of course the letter had lube stains on it. how else would it come?

/thread

i killed my diabetic grandmother. 20 years ago. she was allergic to peanuts and i blended her ovaltine with pb. she died because because it was just her and myself at home that day and " i couldn't tell anything was wrong with grandma, i was in the shower". i hated her. she was always putting my mother down.

also, the rats that we would catch on glue traps my brother and i would torture with skewers by stabbing them and breaking them off also by setting fires around the rats and eventually burning the rats alive.

good times.

>>208925394
no retard

stool bory cro

OP, pics or it didn't happen

>>208925749

>>208922464
When I was twelve, I was a jumprope and some guy tied me up to some girl. The guy then jacked off on her and me.

However, he thought I was a jumprope, but I'm actually a wizard. I'm now gonna come back and do the same to him.

>>208922464


I fapped to your story OP

>>208922313

I did that too... feels bad man =(

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>>7070151

op im sad :( Copypasta

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>>6897663

I threw a rock this one time and knocked some kid's teeth out.

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Pretty old copypasta. Delicious copypasta.
When I was a kid, I used to go outside and play with other kids.

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>>2271305

I accidentally hit my like 3-4 year old brother in the face with a mini-stick...
just missed his eye, too, would have been blind.

FFF

me and my friend bought airguns in town from this chinesse dude he would sell you anything no matter how old you was! so with our new toys we wanted to shoot stuff so we went to the park and started to hunt squirrel's 1/2hr of not seeing any we went to the parks aviary started picking off a few hidding our guns when people walked past also making sure we finished them off if wounded. about 10 mins it turned into a challenge who could kill more and we didnt give a fuk and massacred those little shits blood and feathers everywere! went back week later there was hardly any left i felt rele bad when there was one bird on the floor with a shaved back were it was operated on

>>208925711
>when i was 14
>procreation
does not compute

jumprope

I tripped some kid up and lied about it in Year Two.

I grew up in a wealthy neighborhood, so I would steal the car emblems off of cars. Not Honda and shit, I mean rolls royces, ferraris, lamborghinis, etc.

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>>8407497

serious man...you have a seriuos fucking problemis with your cum?!?!?? romy28

>>208925773

wow

i was a good kid, totally never did anything wrong. except when i may have done something terrible that i dont fully remember, but hey who needed a jerk like that to make it to 6 right

Me and a few other kids were walking around a parking garage, one of the multi-level ones, and we noticed someone had three or four brand new skateboards just sitting in the backseat. So two of my friends stayed with the car, and I went down two level to watch for cars. After about 5 minutes of silence, you could just here a crash and then a car alarm. They took the skateboards, road them down to where I was that and threw me one, and then we all skated home and jerked off on each other, eating each others shit while fingering our dick holes. The party really started once we broke out the ducolax.

I first saw this story in 2005 on /b/
people used to say pic or it didn't happen.
nevermind. I get sick due to nostalgia whenever I think about old /b/

>>208926448

>>208922464
i fucking lol'd

one time I was playing basketball outside of school when a couple of guys came and jumped me, I went home to get my dads gun, but my mom saw me as said "you're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"

>>208922464
Ddue your biggest load of cum when you were twelve?

>>208927240
>2005
namefag

>>208922464
>(I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning)
>I has actually hit puberty 12
>I has actually hit
>I has actually
>I has


what is this I don't even

>>208927469
Yeah. it's possible.
Why do moralfags only complain when it's a Man x Girl thing but Woman x Boy = positive comments.

walking down the street drunk, my buddies and I noticed a car parked in a red zone. Also noticed the big "No Parking" sign it was parked next too. We pulled that sign out of the ground and put it through the back window of that Cadillac javelin style and just left.

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>>208927787
it's a double standard

there are a lot of them

After having the fuck annoyed out of me by some kid, I threw rock. It struck him on the forehead above his left eye, which went blind after a couple days. A few weeks later his other eye shut down, too.

I was 12; he was 10.

>>208925773
I've read it - you did the right thing

>>208927787

Jealousy.

>>208927787
because we are declared sluts for enjoying sex and wanting to have it a lot.

>>208923540
you should

Well when i was 12 i pissed on a grave... when i was 13 i got very pissed and shagged a girl and my mum found out :\

When I was 15 or 16 I went to a party where I met this girl from my high school who was one year younger than me.
We kissed, I licked her tits, she touched my cawk and played like this all night (no sex though).
Then some days laterz after the whole high school found out what we both did I was infected with a fungal infection on my face from my cat I believe.
I started telling everyone that I took the fungus from this girl .... don't know why I did this.... I regret it now.
She then offered my some money to stop telling people she infected me and I accepted the money....
FUCK.
I was a big asshole.

>>208922464

if true, you should just kill yourself

if not true (and thats most likely) just GTFO

probably when i threw i giant haymaker at this kid for being in the wrong place at the wrong time

>>208928145
you naughty boy

>>208928145
Cool. You raped a girl at 13... I wish I raped a girl...

Copypasta is old

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=/

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>>208928294
that's funny, i received i giant haymaker from this kid for being in the wrong place at the wrong time

Ok so we hated these rich kids in my neighbourhood so one day we did a knick-knack (ringing the doorbell and running off) and lit a paper bag full of tissue paper on fire outside... instead of the 11 year old kid we hated coming to the door, his 4 year little sister did... and she screamed and cried her fucking ass off... we ran so fast that we accidentally the whole thing.

One time I got these two mice and the pet store assured me they were both male. Needless to say a few months later I have a TON of mice on my hand. So I take them to this empty field with the intent of releasing them. For some reason I thought it would be so cool to throw them against the ground as hard as I could.

After the first one I walk over to look at it... oh my god. It was destroyed. I could tell I probably shattered every bone in it's body. It was in the worst pain imaginable. The worst part is it lived. I could see it's face. It couldn't move, it was struggling to breath. I lost it right there. I cried so hard. I felt like garbage. I was garbage. I stepped on it to put it out of it's misery, let the rest go, and ran home and cried like a girl.

>>208925572
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>>2024963

I cracked a kid's skull with a putter once. Literally fractured it.

I was 6 years old.

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>>208928270
Well, ain't that a comment you'll find on someone's facebook page.
Jesus... I hate these outsiders who go to 4chan

>>208928579
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>>6662075

I locked some older kids in a bomb shelter with an iron bar and ran away. Someone heard them and got them out and they were gonna fucking murder me afterwards.

When I was much younger I broke out all the basement windows of this old lady that lived nearby. I claimed it was a "one eye monster." I didn't get in trouble for it.

When I was 10, me and my next door neighbor(girl my age) decided to play a game of "you show yours and I show mine". So we did, and we started touching each other and whatnot. Then we got the idea "hmm, maybe we're different for a reason, maybe our parts fit together." So I tried sticking my small and flaccid penis inside of her, and some of it got in, but as she hadn't matured yet the hymen was still very thick, and it blocked me. So I kept forcing it and forcing it, and I could tell she was in pain. Then I got a stick from the backyard and forced that in her, and it ripped the hymen out of her body, and ruptured some sort of tissue. She had to go to the hospital, and of course, since I was her neighbor, I was there too. I found out that I ripped out some part of her vaginal wall and that scar tissue was going to form around the opening, to the point where she wouldn't be able to have sex ever again. We made a vow to each other that as long as no one knew about this horrifying incident that she wouldn't tell anyone it was me. I moved 6 months after that, but when I was 15 I moved back, and saw her in high school. She was what you would call "emo." Good thing I changed so much she didn't recognize me, because I know she would've started shit with me. This was 8 years ago.

I hope to God she isn't lurking right now, because she turned into a person that would frequent /b/ all day.

>>208925773
i smell an asshole

>>208928780

it happened about 15 years ago, I'm kinda over it now

when i was like 10 i used to just beat up random children who were way younger than me on the street, like 4 year olds and shit.
i'd do it again.

I pewped and farted in my butt hole while my girl friend was urinating.

>>5708108

WAT

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>>208928661
I would delight in doing the same to you. except I would not put you out of your misery

I haven't done any seriously horrible things.

The most respectless thing I have done is giving my ex girlfriend's gay best friend a blowjob while she was in the room next to it and fully aware what we were doing.

I strangled a 7 year old kid when I was 9, ruptured his trachea. Never saw him at school again.

when it was about 1933 i killed about 6000000 jews , i just bought some zyklon B and that was the game ... later i analraped my dog "blondie"

good times

>>208922464
*FAP FAP FAP FAP*

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>>5284464

I am solely responsible for turning another girl gay and her suicide from when i rejected her admittance to love.

>>208929909
FAG FAG FAG FAG

>>208929538

lol ok tough guy. I wasn't posting to brag. I posted that story because I was so traumatized at the pain I inflicted. Unlike you I don't try to act like a badass.

In West Philadelfia born and raised
on the playground where I spent most of my days
chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"
started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air"

>>208925394

if hes chinese he cant be a weaboo

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>>4954766

/b/ has too much moralfags nowadays...

>>208922464
your mom

>>208930442
you still did it. and i'm not a badass. I've never been in a fight in my life. I just want to hurt you

>>208930535
you don't know Asian who want to be Japanese? shame

i rember there was this house for retards we ust to cycle up to the fence on our bmx's and get her to show tits

I took a shit in my neighbors backyard while they were away at the local mall.

I was mad at them for not inviting me.

when i was 15 i let my dog run around in the front yard and she managed to trap a baby squirrel in a little ditch. I ran over to see what she what my dog had caught and once i saw the squirrel I stomped it to death. I regret doing it, and cant remember why I even did it *sadface*

I SAW THIS SHIT BEFOAR

>>208925773
>>208925773
>>208925773

If this is true, you and your brother are fucking psychos. Also, kudos on the grandma thing. A real man defends his mother, maybe one day you can tell your mother the truth behind that.

>>208930745
you're just a moralfag, an unwanted outsiders who can't stand reading sick stufs on /b/...
I hate you. more than the guy who said he tortured mices

when I was around 7 I enjoyed throwing my friends puppies from his front porch.

It wasn't very high they acted like it hurt them. Then when they wouldn't come to me when I called them I would kick them around.

That's probably the worse thing I did as a child.

>>208930642

that has nothing to do with moral, its just rational that someone dont wants to live in a society where something like this is possible, some people on /b/ just started to think and make the world a good place, instead of sitting in their cellar hiding of the world

>>208931083
agreed

in like 2nd grade i wrote a note pretending to be a dragon saying i was gonna set fire to the school if they used a wimpy dragon as the mascot again =\

>>208931083
good... eat shit and die

>>208928661
>One time I got these two mice and the pet store assured me they were both male. Needless to say a few months later I have a TON of mice on my hand. So I take them to this empty field with the intent of releasing them. For some reason I thought it would be so cool to throw them against the ground as hard as I could.

You didn't do anything to the rest of the mices?
... I would feed them to a cat