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Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop.
As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).
↑ UPDATED March 16th! ↑
One of Kimmo's ex-moderators posted hundreds of PMs. They are absolutely hilarious/terrifying.

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WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING BUT INSTEAD YOU'RE LURKING /b/ Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:00:26 No.208787XXX

subject says all

i'm supposed to be writing a 1500 word essay and its due in 9 hrs :/

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:01:00 No.208787XXX bump

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:01:09 No.208788XXX sux2bu I'm on spring break, suckas

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:01:09 No.208788XXX Cleaning my house. Having company over tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:01:35 No.208788XXX sleeping... 6 in the morning here.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:01:41 No.208788XXX Fixing my life.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:01:49 No.208788XXX sleeping. have to wake up in 5 hours.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:01:55 No.208788XXX I have four papers due...or I fail the class.

>>	EMAG !rrTO2JCG8k 03/22/10(Mon)01:01:58 No.208788XXX shitload of programming assignments

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:02:08 No.208788XXX 398 point research project due in 2nd period. In a class where a 5 point assignment is a big deal.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:02:13 No.208788XXX go write your essay. Don't be like a lazy ass nig nog. You are better than that.

>>	Leonardo Luque 03/22/10(Mon)01:02:21 No.208788XXX File1269234141.gif-(205 KB, 550x400, 1268873951311.gif) Sleeping. Work early. Storm comin'. Fuck it.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:02:26 No.208788XXX I have to represent France in Model UN tomorrow

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:02:45 No.208788XXX >>208788350 courage wolf lurks /b/???

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:02:53 No.208788XXX I did what I was supposed to do. I gave all my students a 1500 word essay to do.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:02:59 No.208788XXX Nothing. Semester break here for me. All I'm doing is playing Gow III and Bad Company 2. :)

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:03:08 No.208788XXX Sleeping with mi eyez closed! :O

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:03:10 No.208788XXX killing myself because my girlfriend dumped me

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:03:19 No.208788XXX I've got a class in 8 hours, but whatever. i'm having more fun loling on the internets

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:03:31 No.208788XXX Studying :\

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:03:32 No.208788XXX File1269234212.jpg-(6 KB, 126x122, yes.jpg) >>208788607

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:03:42 No.208788XXX >>208787750 Lawl just found a great source of Jailbait and epicness! Oh and a secret suprise for you b :] 1. Go To http://bit(dot)ly/97r0wg 2. Remove Penis From Pants 3. FAP FAP FAP 5. ?????? 6. PROFIT! 998538127

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:03:43 No.208788XXX Sleeping.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:03:52 No.208788XXX >>208787750 Editing 3D renders. Eh..

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:04 No.208788XXX i was suppose to vote against the healthcare bill sorry

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:09 No.208789XXX Studying calculus

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:27 No.208789XXX writing a program for cs1

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:27 No.208789XXX >>208788976 ha

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:47 No.208789XXX >>208787750 Lucky shit, I've got to write a 3500 word in 8

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:51 No.208789XXX Sleep. I gotta wake up in 4 hours to go to my first uni day.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:51 No.208789XXX Memorizing my lines for an up coming play

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:53 No.208789XXX Supposed to be with my girlfriend but I told her I'm busy. means lurking /b/

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:55 No.208789XXX fucking your mom, no joke.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:56 No.208789XXX A fucking termpaper

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:04:58 No.208789XXX hahaha nice one op, Im supposed to be writing a 900 word essay and I got to 390 words and thought it was time for a break.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:05:01 No.208789XXX Spring break, nothing really. but i should do all of my work, classes will resume in two weeks. plus my room is a disgusting mess..

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:05:11 No.208789XXX Sleeping. I drank two Double Gulps today, I'm pissing every 10 minutes.

>>	rainn 03/22/10(Mon)01:05:22 No.208789XXX sleeping

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:05:30 No.208789XXX finding my security tags if I dont tomorrow im fired

>>	!Qdi4KXOFSo 03/22/10(Mon)01:05:34 No.208789XXX lol

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:05:36 No.208789XXX I'm already down 3 hours of sleep from yesterday. I should be sleeping, but I just wont set my alarm so I can sleep till noon.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:05:37 No.208789XXX Sleeping. But I've got about another hour before it starts to become an issue.

>>	Not-so-Mutefag !YURIEMGVhE 03/22/10(Mon)01:05:41 No.208789XXX sleeping/ doing a Latin Translation. But instead i'm lurking and listening to porn for the blind because its fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:05:42 No.208789XXX Sleeping.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:05:43 No.208789XXX fappi... oh wait.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:06:23 No.208789XXX >>208788149 same, except its 1:06 here

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:06:28 No.208789XXX No worries. I wrote a 1950 word story in around 2 hrs last week. You'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:06:28 No.208789XXX I'm supposed to be sleeping for class tomorrow. Spring break's over.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:06:47 No.208789XXX sleepin

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:07:09 No.208790XXX sleeping

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:07:09 No.208790XXX >>208788976 FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:07:12 No.208790XXX >>208787750 I'm meant to be sucking my bf, but hes too busy playing MW2 to notice

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:07:40 No.208790XXX becoming a millionaire

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:08:19 No.208790XXX Working on my final project for my software engineering class

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:08:20 No.208790XXX File1269234500.gif-(858 KB, 640x360, 2d.gif) posting this in an /r9k/ thread, but it was not original

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:08:21 No.208790XXX sleeping, got class at 8 30

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:08:23 No.208790XXX >>208788976 fag

>>	Light Yagami !7KR.e180t. 03/22/10(Mon)01:08:44 No.208790XXX i should have been instating a new world order where everyone is controlled by a god named Kira, all criminals are pwned by my magic notebook, and that L, near, and Mello are all killed.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:09:02 No.208790XXX Reproducing, like Mother Nature wants me to!

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:09:20 No.208790XXX Sleeping. Big day tomorrow, too restless to sleep.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:09:22 No.208790XXX writing a thesis on Huckelberry Finn or some shit idk inb4 underage

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:09:23 No.208790XXX I should be working on the client, I should be doing work due the day after tomorrow, I should be making some food because I'm fucking hungry... but instead I will lurk /b/ to indulge my lethargy...

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:09:38 No.208790XXX >>208790090 that's okay, I'm sitting next to a boy instead of making him a sandwich.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:10:00 No.208791XXX mmm...been on vacation and should be sleeping as tomorrow at work will probably suck as shit went down while i was out and my boss and the boss above her will jump my ass first thing monday mornin'. need some laughs.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:10:02 No.208791XXX >>208788976 FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:10:19 No.208791XXX >>208790090 You can suck me instead.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:11:08 No.208791XXX i'm supposed to be in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:11:14 No.208791XXX I'm on spring break not giving a shit about shit

>>	!r5G8zqpDjU 03/22/10(Mon)01:11:35 No.208791XXX File1269234695.jpg-(46 KB, 394x500, 1252383926598.jpg) schools for kids im supposed to be browsing /b/

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:11:42 No.208791XXX File1269234702.jpg-(60 KB, 639x425, i_like_where_this_thread_is_go(...).jpg) OP here. i like where this thread is going.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:11:46 No.208791XXX Doing all my hw because my spring break just ended. fuck my life its all due in 7 hours

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:11:55 No.208791XXX File1269234715.jpg-(17 KB, 470x312, 1250568949155.jpg) UNIX Week 7 homework. FUUUUUUU--

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:12:25 No.208791XXX Here is the new 4Chan spammer everyone is talking about. http://rapidshare.com/files/366551894/APex.rar >>712794

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:12:34 No.208791XXX sleeping...college in just under 4 hours...

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:15:02 No.208792XXX >>208787750 Seraphim?

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:15:09 No.208792XXX Sleeping and preparing for an exam tomorrow after my trip to Atlanta.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:15:32 No.208793XXX Nothing really, but I should get some sleep. Maybe be less of a loser and spend all waking hours around new people. Idk. Fuck I'm depressed.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:16:07 No.208793XXX >>208792898 Have you studied for the exam during the trip?

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:16:07 No.208793XXX fapping... my laptops almost dead

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:16:12 No.208793XXX Have a 5 page paper, some german work and a giant test tommorow that decides my grade in Chemistry

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:16:15 No.208793XXX jobsearching sleeping workingout Not necessarily in that order.

>>	the great one 03/22/10(Mon)01:17:05 No.208793XXX thesis for an essay. just has to be a debatable statement.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:17:39 No.208793XXX Churning out paintings for a portfolio

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:17:53 No.208793XXX Sleeping. It's past my 10 o'clock bedtime. I'm 18.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:18:19 No.208793XXX My homework that was due two days ago.

>>	!uHZExMpHcU 03/22/10(Mon)01:18:33 No.208794XXX gotta write a 6page paper on solar power. fml. gotta get up in 5hrs too i figure i stay up all night, buy 2 monsters and im good. dip keeps u good too.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:18:38 No.208794XXX writing actionscript code

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:18:48 No.208794XXX have to find 5 different soruces for my Annotated bibliography

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:19:00 No.208794XXX sleeping

>>	Anonfag 03/22/10(Mon)01:19:01 No.208794XXX supposed to be writing a 3-5 page essay for Government, due tomorrow. Huntington High SUCKKKS. inb4 underage b&, I'm 18, just stuck in high school.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:19:03 No.208794XXX sleeping.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:19:23 No.208794XXX Sleeping or smoking this blunt I just rolled. Have to be up for class in 6 hours.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:20:14 No.208794XXX I'm supposed be be asleep so I can wake up in 4 hours for work.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:20:25 No.208794XXX I have to do 4 pages of math homework and study for 2 tests.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:20:35 No.208794XXX A chem lab that I neglected to do earlier this week, but didn't do because of St. Patricks' Day

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:20:54 No.208794XXX Yard work

>>	the great one 03/22/10(Mon)01:20:58 No.208794XXX save the blunt for wake and bake bro

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:21:00 No.208794XXX smoking weed but i left my cone piece at my mates house

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:21:05 No.208794XXX fuck I have a week over due project

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:21:14 No.208794XXX im supposed to fill an application for a scholarship...

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:21:38 No.208795XXX I have final exams in two days and I don't know shit about sociology.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:22:10 No.208795XXX I should be cooking shit for a friend or sleeping. Mostly sleeping but damn I want to make a good impression

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:22:56 No.208795XXX >>208787750 gears of war 3 isn't out faggot!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:23:08 No.208795XXX Apply for jobs

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:23:14 No.208795XXX Its a trap, if you're only lurking that means you aren't posting.

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:23:19 No.208795XXX browsing /b i ain't got shit to do

>>	Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:23:21 No.208795XXX I'm swred in one class, I think I'll drop it and do it next time

Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)01:23:32 No.208795XXX

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