>>208523998
That's complete bullshit.

Mine; kicked a kid in the nuts really hard, fucker bled and had to have major surgery. I got suspended for a week >.>!

popycasta

thats some tasty copypasta

When I was twelve, I got tied up with a jumprope and beaten within an inch of my life. The guy then jacked off on my body.

However, he thought I was a girl, but I'm actually a guy. Little did he know that it was his first (probably not last) gay experience. He thinks that he did a horrible thing, but I am the one still laughing.

It not really terrible but I got kicked out of Mcdonalds for going in the play house bullshit and scaring the living fuck out of kids by scream "rawr" when they came around a corner.

>>208524339

newfuckingFAGGOT

copypasta

When I was 14 I let my neighbours yellow lab fuck me in the ass.

That copypasta is epic

when I was 12 I what is this I don't even

>>208523998
>>208523998

pics or it didn't happen

i remember one time i wasnt supposed to eat all the cookies cuz i had ppl coming over but i then accidentally the whole jar and then i got my bad karma so now rly bad things happen to me liek the other day i went to go 2 my bus stop and i stepped in a puddle of poo it was nasty and it was also on my shoe so i went in the store for a napkin and i accidentally poo prints on the floor so the manger got rly mad and kicked me out of his store so i had no idea what to do with my shoe so i threw them away but then i stepped on glass

My dog was throwing up so for reason I kept kicking her in the stomach to see how she'd react.
was 8 at the time and always had that memory in my mind and couldn't believe how sadistic it was.
Spent the last years of her life being extra kind to her just for that one scum occasion.

I stole shit

>>208524806
butthurt retard.

suck dick's friends few times

When I was twelve, I was a jumprope and some guy tied me up to some girl. The guy then jacked off on her and me.

However, he thought I was a jumprope, but I'm actually a wizard. I'm now gonna come back and do the same to him.

>>208523998
sweet copypasta
I feel like Im the only one in this board that actually remembers this old shit.

>>208525329
You're the butthurt one, you're a newfag for not realizing it is copypasta so lurk moar

broke my mothers nose and cracked her rib (two seperate occasions)

When I was 8, I pooped in the ball pit in the PlayPlace at McDonalds. Shit was so not cash.

>>208525122
you made me giggle, good sir.

>>208525579
i realized, moron.

>>208524535
>>208525537

This shit was funny for awhile but now it just pisses me off.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=I+suddenly+got+very+aroused+seeing+t
hat,+so+I+pulled+out+my+dick+(I+has+actually+hit+puberty+12,+and+was+hairy,+balls+droppe
d+and+everything+functioning)+and+started+jerking+off+quietly.+Eventually,+I+started+to+breathe+
harder,+and+she+noticed+what+I+was+doing,+and+she+just+looked+at+me+with+this+look+of+absolu
te+horror+on+her+face.

>>208525826

Haha u mad?

When I was 12 I "babysat" these 3 little girls. They were the cutest things. One was like 6, the next one was 7 and the last one was 10.
It was late and the girls and I had been swimming in the pool for the most part of the day. The parents were in the house drunk out of their minds and the rager seemed to go on into the wee hours of the morning.
With that said, we all ran down stairs were most of the other kids were. We were all soaked and dripping so we decided to go get in dry cloths.
When we got up stairs, the mother had said "Why don't you guys go lay in my bed for while?" with her drunkest grin, trying to keep us out of the lime light of the party. Now that I remember back to it, I had saw shots and strip poker going on but, I had no clue.
So I went up stairs with the three of them. At this point and time, I had no experience with sex. I had masturbated a little but, nothing I understood. We arrive at the top of the hard wood steps and make a turn into their bed room.
They told me to turn around, so I did. I had the weirdest inclination though, to turn and take one peak. The second I saw their little indents I was in the moment of awe and ecstasy I didn't comprehend. They flinched to cover themselves, laughing.
Finally, they told me to turn around and they were in their underwear debating on whether they should were heavy PJs tonight because of the hot summer air. They then turned to me and asked if I was going to get dressed.

When I was 12 some guy beat me up and then jerked off over me, he then wiped cum on my shirt...it was secretly the most aroused Ive ever been, now I let people rape my face

>>208526002
kinda hungry...

I shuddered "S-sure.. why not?" I knew I was in for it. I had peaked at them why wouldn't they do the same? So, I slipped off my trunks and began to quickly put on my underwear when the 10 year olds little hand grabbed my wrist. I jumped a little surprised. I thought she was a good friend but nothing like boy friend and girl friend.
Her words chilled down my spine like a cool drip of water that filled me with joy. "Why don't you move your hands so we can see yours? I always wanted to have s-s..." I didn't know why this was appealing at the time, nor did I know how she learned about this lewd act but, I moved my hands before she could finish.

The three girls' eyes widen and "cooed" at the site of it. It made me proud but, embarrassed at the same time.
"Come on," I said with modesty and haste, “let’s go into your mom's room and watch some movies!" They agreed and gave one last giggle and wink at my 12 year old "peanuts" as they called it then, not ever hearing the correct way to say penis.
At this point, I have forgotten about the naked girls and their "show". We walked to the room across the hall upstairs and shut the door to quite the music that filled the upstairs. The king size bed took up about 1/4 of the room easily but then again, so did the T.V.

>>208526137

nah u mad

I begin to search for a movie but, I find none. (Mind you, there was no DVR or anything like that.) I start getting desperate with the girls nagging me on behind me saying "Hurry up! Come over here and lay with us!" I was in a hurry so I ripped open the dad's underwear drawer and find a blank VCR. I just wanted to watch something other than AdultSwim because, I had no clue what was going on in that whole program.
So, I pop the movie and jump into bed with loose fit briefs on and shimmy under the covers in between the 3 cute pairs of eyes staring me with those Chesire cat smiles.
The video begins to fade in with lines of white and black feed back then the black screen lights ups with a woman in a jail cell and a cop outfit with her legs spread and her tits out. She looks seductively to the jailer with her succulent red painted lips and heavy eye and face make up. The jailer proceeds to pull out his enormous cock and jamming it like a cold hand into a warm glove. He thrusts her against that wall and the moans give way and the montage of her being penetrated begins.

So the three girls and I are watching the array of human flesh slapping together. I was disgusted yet my body began to react and then the hard on comes. I panic and begin to get up to turn it off without even saying a word. In the midst of this the girls began to whine asking me to leave it and what was going on but, I ignored it and put on T.V. Just as got back in, the oldest one, Sarah, goes under the covers. I had missed it her doing so, which lead to the surprise of a little hand grabbing my penis.
My body froze up. I couldn’t move. I managed to get myself together enough to slide under the covers to see her with my dick in her hand. She smiled and said, “I think I know what to do here. I am supposed to suck you peanuts right?” Her voice was lewd and attractive but, loud enough to go over SpongeBob’s high pitch voice and into the ears of the two other little girls.

Started going on this site called /b/-Random on some shitty site called 4Chan.

>>208525556
scrole up

“What are you guys doing down here?” Olivia, the second youngest one, said with curiosity from the lack of light. Sarah said nothing but, instead pulled up a flash light and flicked it on.
The slight that flashed in my eyes, will be imprinted in my brain for the rest of my life. There Sarah was, naked completely. I had only glanced at them naked that one time and it wasn’t even for a whole second.
“Ohh… hehehehe!” The two other girls giggled in unison as they to, became fully nude and hovering around my now exposed penis. I didn’t understand female anatomy and I wanted to learn a little bit more. I tried resisting but, my body one the battle and took hold of me.
“Cou-…could one of you… you know..” I was beating around the bush trying not to bring myself to say it “see you’re… baginas?” I, to have the lack of knowledge for the names of the most unknown parts of the body to me, was attempting to request the forbidden fruit of unknown.

>>208523998

Cool story, faggot.

>>208526078

you faggots aren't even trying anymore

I watched porn on my friends computer while babysitting their sleeping kids :p they were both around 3 & 4, I was 13.

>>208526503
empty bowl next to me. keep smelling my laksa from a couple of hours ago. really hungry. a little gassy. tired. disappoint that i'm getting slack with uni. not mad though.

>>208525999
It's a shame that you had to Google it up because you didn't remember that copypasta... Wish you were here when /b/ were like that. Oh, nevermind. You're gonna ruin it anyway. You're a newfag

>>208525655
I did that too.
I always wondered who discovered it.
Feels good thinking about it =D

“I can’t wait any longer, Tim, please put on the video!” She really had no clue.
“I-I don’t know. What if you mom…?” I left the upward infliction hanging in the air as I heard a door handle twist. In a matter of millisecond, we were all dressed and out from under the covers as their mom stumbled in drunk with two men behind her. Neither of which, by the way, were their dad.
“I think itsss time you.. You went down stairs babies!” She slurred and spewed her words out in miss matching order but, we got the gist of it. The music had come down some and the sound of the door slamming shut brought a “calm after the storm feel to the house.”
Needless to say, however, we got up and one of the girls pulled the tape out of the VCR player claiming it was the little mermaid. The mom shoved us off and shut the door. Just as we were heading down stairs, we heard moans and grunts. I can imagine now the three some the dark haired mother of three was having in that room.

When I was like a year or two old I was jumping rope in my newly dropped testicle.

anyway we had to bail for some reason and I jumped all over this beaten child. But little did my newly dropped testicle know we we're fleeing some severely early case of prostate cancer. when we left it was so bad they had to remove the whole ball.

>When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

copy pasta or not, this made my day

We rushed down the steps and down into the basement passing no one. All the party goers seemed to be gone and left a wake of trash and food. My house was only a block away so I was going to walk home or sleep over. I knew what the girls wanted.
So the girls pulled me down the steps and laid me down in a reclined position on a couch. The popped in the video and played it from the beginning. This time though, I watched it and enjoyed it. I rubbed my penis as the woman fit the whole cock in her mouth. We watched all 1 hour and 30 minutes of straight porn. After the girls whispered something together and stood up taking the clothes off in an instant. Their baby blue and pink matching panties flew off and into the air. The wiggled their hips as they walked over to me. Each one slowly, got down to their knees and pulled down my briefs together. Then in a blink of an eye Sarah engulf my entire penis! She spits and sucks it until my eyes tear and my back rose off the couch. I let out a high cry in ecstasy and fell back tired. I heard a voice behind me though that made the 3 girls jump and hide a little.

pooped on my sister school bag.

don't regret

“What are you guys doing?” The little voice said behind me. It was Chris. He was about the same age as Olivia and was just as cute as them. He had brown hair and had been a good friend of ours. We knew him but, Sarah didn’t want anyone else to see.
“Nothing! Go!” cried Sarah with fear.
“Hold on, I think this could work out.” I said in a devilish tone.
Next thing Chris knows, he is butt naked on the couch with three girls staring in awe at our penises.
“Wait, if I have this, what do you guys ha-..” Chris was pushed down to lying down position as Michaela lowered her waist to Chris’s face and said “If you want, you could lick it and I’ll lick yours.” She was bargaining with Chris which he full obliged and began to lick.
“Now back to business,” Sarah said playfully as she diverted her attention back to me.
“Hey! It’s my turn!” Olivia said demanding attention.

I STOLE A PACK OF GUM FROM THE DOLLAR STORE!!!!!!!!!

>>208527128
i stole a staple remover from kindy.

I moved in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air

“Ok, Olivia let’s see you suck it. I will lick Sarah.” The words coming from my mouth were so out of character but, it felt so right. Michaela began to groan heavily with Chris’s cock deep in her mouth and the brown haired boy has his head buried in between her thighs with his tongue deep in her vagina.
“Alright, fine!” said Sarah acceptingly flipping her dirty blonde hair, which she shared with her sisters, back getting ready to adjust.
The order went like this; Olivia was on one end of the couch giving me head, while she curiously rubbed herself, me giving head to Sarah, who ended up help giving head to Chris who was eating out Michaela who was still sucking Chris off. The room became hot and hung with groans and experiments of rubbing this and that until finally, Olivia came up to me whispering, “I’m gunna put you penuts in my bagina…”
I thought nothing of it. It seemed like a good idea so she went for it after a quick nod from me.
Her thighs hovered over my penis. For the first time, I was able to stop eating out Sarah, she had to have a quick break, and watch her beautiful slit swallow my penis like covering on a baseball bat.
She whimpered and moaned pretty loudly which signaled the others. They all watch with amazement as Olivia grabbed the sides of my hip clinging with her eyes tightly shut, trying to push in the last few centimeters.

yo yo yo i bekummed a newfug on this razist syte called 4chun. then a PWNT SUM NEWBS FUCKING NEWBS

I was in udder rapture. So much so, I am pretty sure I began to see shit on the walls. Then when she began to twist her hips and ride me, I knew there was shit on the walls.
After that point, it just turned into a orgy. Left and right, dicks were filling every orifice of each other’s body. We were young and excited. After the excitement subsided, I sat in exhaustion but, quickly realized no one can know about this. The stick cum had acted like a super adhesive super glue as I tried to sit back up. I managed and recited these words to them.
“For as long as you shall live, you may never speak of this to anyone, for the consequences will be greater than you imagine on not only me but, you as well. This stays between us and us only.” I had taken most of it off of some speech I saw in a cartoon a while back but, they caught on pretty quickly. We all took a quick shower and slept down stairs and let the cool summer morning dew point flood through any opening in the house.
For the rest of the summer, we tried this only once more and we were short Chris. The five of us, however, had to give it up eventually. I grew older and learned about the birds and the bee’s the real way and it felt weird. I never loved any of them. They were good friends and nothing else. I meet up with them regularly now after a hiatus in high school and parts of collage. We all brought up the subject today. We laughed at first and shrugged it off as nothing that great but, we all sat there thinking nearly the same exact thing. “I wonder if they would want to do it again…”

DICKMYSUCK

>>208523998

you know what to do

Later on in our discussion, we began asking each other about the rest of our schedules today. I moved closer to Olivia and Sarah and Michaela followed leaving Chris in the middle of the once circle to a semi-circle. We all had nothing to do and the few that were in a relationship weren’t planning on meeting them until tomorrow.
By this point, I am convinced that “some things never do change…”

I raped a girl.. I was living in a motel for 1month after my parents divorce, she lived on the next room. We met sometimes to play together and did it the day before i was getting out of there. I think I was like 14 she 12 or so.

>>208523998
old copypasta is old

>“I’m gunna put you penuts in my bagina…”

i put a small "bomb" it was like i dunno 50grams inside a wall the shit was very powerfull for its size i ble up the brick the pices that flew made a gril blind in one eye and my cousin lost part of his lower lip... it was realy stupid i was like 12 so i they could not sue me but still the wont let me near explosives now... i'm 18 now

many. I had anal sex with some male friends at 10 or more. I almost (not got to stick the tip in though) fucked a girl with 2-3 yrs less at 12. I used to show penis to my female friends as they ask. I stole so many things (i still do that). I don't remember anything else worth to report

delicious copypasta is kind of tasteless

>>208527736
hahaha one day youre gonna get blown up

I was babysitting, and I the whole thing.

felt up my friends little sister. She was young enough to not have tits if that's an indication. I was young to, not sure how young though. maybe 11-13.

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

>>208525556

Meet this:>>208524412
>>208524463
>>208524840
>>208524988
>>208527597
>>208527973

And get over yourself

DROPPED ROCKS ON BULLETS..

Well, this didn't happen when I was a kid but it still gets me hot.

One day I was sunbathing and I got really badly sunburned, so I waited for my skin to flake and peel and I collected it all in a jar and let it sit for a few days. now I sunbathed every day and added to my collection of dead, rotten skin that I would put in this jar. at the end of the month I had almost a full jar and I laid it out on a baking sheet and baked it at 350 until it all solidified into a thin wall of skin. then I smashed my neighbor's window out and replaced it with my skin window and jacked off all over it.

i still masturbate to this memory every day

IZ DAT SUM CP
http://5z8.info/pornnow_rvg

>>8913405

when i was 6 i licked at the pussy from a 3 years old girl

it was like a game...we played hide'n'seek - and everytime i caught her, i was allowed to lick ...

but i didn't know what that means, as i was 6... and no one has seen this i'm so lucky

>>208528549

Hehe took me a minute to get it!

I told this nigger who was super annoying who's parents also died that "At least I have parents"

i beat up and curbed a girl in highschool that teased me for years she wouldnt bite the cement so i sat her head up and kicked it anyways. broke her nose

When I was seven our neighbor had a shit load of cats that roamed the area. One of them was in my back yard and I wanted to spook it by charging it with a really large sharp tree branch. It was actually blind and didnt move.....

>>208528705
wat

>>208523998
>>208523998

whats terrible there?!

when i was REALLY young.. like 1st grade.. (6-8? no clue how old kids are) my friend and i used to play with his little sister naked.. put toy screwdrivers in her vag and shit was cash

From about 10 to 12 I always stole my big sisters worn panties and jerked into them :)
cuddled much with her too , she thought i was so cute ... little did she know :D
i sometimes even offered her panties to my friends


being 19 now i still like jerking into panties

I suppose it was when I had a friend who had this rescued dog. She was cute and nice tempered but was a coward, always shaking and cowering even when anyone just wanted to stroke her. Anyway people would get tired and pissed off because their affection was being shunned by this scaredy-dog. Eventually me and my friend lost our temper trying to play with her once and sort of kicked her into a stream.

I felt bad then and feel bad now :(

>>208523998
delete system 32. doing that will make your computer run loads faster

>>208524535
lmfao owned. op is indeed a faggot

Grew up.

>>208523998


ah young love.... its sweet isnt it?

I went to school with a kid that had no friends so he tried to hang around with my group. At the time the Indonesian police were in the news for beating protesters so we invented a game called "Indonesian police".
It was just tying your jumper into a knot with a sleeve free as a handle. About 6 of us would then beat the kid til he couldn't walk and move away from him.
The really sad thing is he kept coming back.

I raped my brother, stole, attempted to murder my family, killed all of our pets.

when I was 4 or 5 I stabbed someone in the foot with a sort of needle on a plastic handle

I dunno what its called

>>208528981
LMFAO

>>208528549
so much win

I don't want to talk about it...