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    • Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop.
    As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).
    ↑ UPDATED March 16th! ↑
    One of Kimmo's ex-moderators posted hundreds of PMs. They are absolutely hilarious/terrifying.
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    51 KB Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:03:56 No.208242XXX  
    Hey /b/

    I'm now a trainee pizza chef

    Go ahead, shoot me down for my shit job
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:04:32 No.208242XXX
    Congratulations. I'm happy you have a job and I hope you enjoy it.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:04:35 No.208242XXX
    Hey /b/

    I'm now a tranny pizza chef

    Go ahead, shoot me down for my shit job
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:05:02 No.208242XXX
    Nice job, mate
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:05:53 No.208242XXX
    It's a first step, if nothing else it gives you real world work experience.
    >> Anon 03/20/10(Sat)14:05:55 No.208242XXX
    Make us all a CheesePizza
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:06:08 No.208242XXX
    you're making edible awesomeness.
    gratz
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:06:30 No.208242XXX
    pizza is wicked.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:07:06 No.208242XXX
    I wish I had some pizza now, nice job OP.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:07:19 No.208242XXX
    A job is a job /b/ro, I aint gonna shoot you down. In fact im gonna pump you up...good for you for taking a not so great job, most people would suck off mommys or the gubmint tit.

    internet hi5
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:08:13 No.208242XXX
    how much free pizza do you eat OP?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:08:37 No.208243XXX
    It's good to see you learning a skill and making something of yourself. I couldn't be more proud.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:08:59 No.208243XXX
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    ITT: /b/rothers who pleasantly surprise you
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:10:01 No.208243XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:10:15 No.208243XXX
    is that sum cp?
    >> anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:10:20 No.208243XXX
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    But seriously, well done
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:10:34 No.208243XXX
    if it puts money in your pocket, it puts money in your pocket, even if that job is sucking cock.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:11:35 No.208243XXX
    pizza is ftw :D
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:11:59 No.208243XXX
    what chain?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:12:05 No.208243XXX
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    Congratulations for deciding to make something that everyone loves.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:12:56 No.208243XXX
    That's pretty cool. I always wanted to learn how to make pizza. Pizza dough is pretty annoying to make though.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:13:12 No.208243XXX
    >Go ahead, shoot me down for my shit job

    wat.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:13:13 No.208243XXX
    Just got hired on at Best Buy ^^
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:13:13 No.208243XXX
    >>208243374
    i see what you did there

    But seriously, good luck OP, go on and prosper
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:13:20 No.208243XXX
    All work is honorable.

    Pizza is good.

    I see no problem here.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:13:50 No.208244XXX
    This thread makes me happy to see so much support.

    Good job op, most people would sit around and get their dads to pay their bills. You're out there in the working world, and that's the first step. Also pizza is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:14:34 No.208244XXX
    I don't work, I live off YOUR DIME, also I'm Mexican. :)
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:14:44 No.208244XXX
    least you're not a nigger doing nothing but having kids.

    good work on the job, its tough in this economy.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:15:06 No.208244XXX
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    >>208243930
    Awesome!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:16:12 No.208244XXX
    can I hear support for the /b/rothers who cn keep an honest living?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:16:15 No.208244XXX
    >>208243930
    awesome! good discounts?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:16:28 No.208244XXX
    You ask to be shot down and get compliments.

    Congrats on the job.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:16:40 No.208244XXX
    The pizza making skills you learn will serve you well in the future.

    Epic Super Bowl pizza parties with pizzas you made yourself FTW.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:16:42 No.208244XXX
    >Go ahead, shoot me down for my shit job

    No. How long do you have to train until you are a full employee?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:17:48 No.208244XXX
    at least you're working and not some lazy nigger on welfare
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:18:47 No.208245XXX
    This thread and it's positivity makes me lol
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:19:47 No.208245XXX
    >>208242059

    you need to spread the cheese out slightly beyond the sauce line. This is not only more visually appealing, but it helps hold the cheese on the pizza so it doesn't all come off on the first bite.

    Also, all toppings and cheese slide a little toward the center of the pizza as it bakes...

    [/todays lesson]
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:19:53 No.208245XXX
    I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA.

    /extra cheese, pepperoni and mushrooms
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:22:35 No.208245XXX
    >>208243930
    >>208243930

    FUCK YOU best buy is shit

    pizza is cool though
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:22:42 No.208246XXX
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    post reserving, editing your posts, and access to the secret raid board!
    Oh and a little something extra just for b! ;]

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    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:26:51 No.208246XXX
    >>208245362
    wow, nice! thanks for that tip! i hate when the cheese fucks with me like that :(
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:28:34 No.208247XXX
    Hell, I just wash dishes. Good luck with your job.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:31:15 No.208247XXX
    >>208242059
    I've had the same job as you for the past 3 months. SHIT SUCKS. And I'm in a heavy Hispanic area. 1/4 of the customers don't speak English. Place is called Pronto Pizza, seriously, ill just stop right there, as you can see my life sucks.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:31:38 No.208247XXX
    >>208245362
    also:
    preventing bubbles in the dough is all in the dough stretch. If done right, there wont be ANY bubbles in it, providing super deliciousness.

    that is of course presuming the dough has proofed/risen for the correct amount of time
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:34:15 No.208248XXX
    >>208247736

    yea, IRL you always end up using slightly unproofed and cold dough. A perfectly proofed, slightly below room temperature dough ball is ideal. Stretched slowly so as to STRETCH no RIP the dough, it will rise more evenly.

    I prefer the 'fork on a stick' method of popping bubbles in the over to docking. Docking makes the dough rise less.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:35:32 No.208248XXX
    Your job sucks,You suck,And I know you want us to hate you for it and we will.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)14:36:25 No.208248XXX
    >>208248222

    >in the over to
    >over

    don't know what the fuck happened. really baked *shrug*

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