life is like a box of candy.....you never know whats gonna happen--retard from forest gump

check out my doubbles - patrick bateman

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

CAW CAW CAW BANG FUCK THIS THREAD'S DEAD - the crow

sage to all Trolls

Luke, i am your daughter !

From Star Trek 3

i love, "There's no crying is softball!"

from field of dreams

ARE yoUUUUUU SERUOIS?? its 'why so seruois!!!?'

"oh baby, fuck me with that peg leg! DO IT! FUCKING DO IT! Put that barnacle covered pole in my kraken cunt! YES YES OH MY GOD YES I'M COMING OH JEZIS FUCKAAAAAN KRRRRIIIIST SHIT! YES YES YES YES! KEEP GOING! DO IT FAGGOT! OH MY GOOOOOAAAAAWWWWD!.... *pants* Ok,that'll be 5 dolla" ~~ the nursery school hooker from Pirates of the Crab-n-beans XXIII, Pirates Always Drink Cum

Luke, you are my son!

Why are you wearing that dumb lion costume? - Donnie Darko

I lol'd hard

>>207644535
Why so serious, you moron

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

YOU. ARE. A. BOY!

-woody

RRRRUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

GET TO THE HELICOPTER

by: Dutch

It's all a fucking funny story - The Comedian

>>207647577

"Look, I am your father."

Losers always talk about their best. Winners go home and fuck your mom. - The Stone

mr. frodo, I want your tiny hobbit cornhole. -sam, lord of the flies

>>207648106
actually made me lol out loud. fuck u.

I prefer the stillness here. I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives. - dr manhattan

I can't help you do that, Dave.

pic related

I want my baby back,baby back,baby back,baby back,baby back,baby back,ribsz!

By Fat Bastard(Austin Powers

>>207647577
you must be new here...

"Don't play riddles with me Jester" - Betmon

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LOU?"

" i hate cartoons." jimmy.

call it, buddy

Anton from No Country for Old Men

Who am i? I'm your friendly neighbourhood Spiderguy - Tobey Maguire

Mark Demon - Team Africa

The Backwards Kid, The Backwards Kid

180! you ignorant pasta vacuum pulling cretin, 180! if I did a 360 I'd make a complete revolution and start back where I began.

Benedict

"I shall return" - terminator robot

Oh hi Mark.

>>207647577
>>207647597
>>207649475
>>207650085

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

"No"
-HAL

Hello. They call me Inigo Montoya. You murdered my father. Prepare to be killed back.

I have a cat, Greg. Could you milk that?

>>2476546

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>>207651010


Its "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." you fucking queer.

All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again

>>207647577
>>207647577
TROLLED

"I have made a series of very bad niggers..."

>>4488818

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>>9154265

Não é possível localizar a página da Web
HTTP 404
Causas prováveis:
Talvez haja um erro de digitação no endereço.
Se você clicou em um link, talvez ele esteja desatualizado.

Você pode tentar:
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No, Mr. Bond. I hope for you to die.

Não é possível localizar a página da Web
HTTP 404
Causas prováveis:
Talvez haja um erro de digitação no endereço.
Se você clicou em um link, talvez ele esteja desatualizado.

Você pode tentar:
Digite o endereço novamente.

Voltar para a página anterior.

Ir para e procure as informações desejadas.

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>>5988675

She's got a bottle! *punch*

>>207651339


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Star Trek- The wrath of Ron

>>207650085

:)

>>2684205

L'esplorazione della pagina Web è stata annullata

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"THIS IS ATHENS!"
-From the movie 301

>>207651399
OOOH thats from breaking mad, right?

>>207651600
I got a bottle

>>207647577

Newfag

"Say cock again, I dare you, I double-dare you motherfucker say what again" - Jewels, Book Fiction

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! - Drill sergeant - Full metal jacket

Okay, I'm just going to come out and say it, because it's annoying to see people try and fail, or attempt to troll and just suck, or whatever they're doing.

The point of this thread is to take a movie quote and misquote it.
The point IS NOT to butcher the movie title just so it's different.
The point is to change a single word or phrase so that the sentence either has a slightly different meaning or still has the same meaning.

For example...
>>207644762
Has it right.

>>207651948
Does not.

I just gotta say, man, you know damn well my mouth isn't gonna shut til you shove your dick in it.

~Silent Bob

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
he only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

THATS A LOVELY ACCENT YOU HAVE, NEW ORLEANS?

AUSTRIA

WELL THEN, HAHA, LETS PUT ANOTHER PRAWN ON THE BARBIE

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25791.3208007813

>>207654612

/thread

"If you take the red pill, I will show you just how deep your corn hole goes"
-morpheus

>>1681221

No se puede encontrar la página web
HTTP 404
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i'm gonna go get the papers get the papers

said by jimmy twotime in goodfellas

Morton: Not bad. Congratulations. Tell me, was it necessary that you kill all of them? I only told you to scare them.
Frank: People scare better when they're dying.
- Once Upon a Time in the West

>>

Page Web introuvable
HTTP 404
Causes les plus probables :
Il se peut que l’adresse contienne une erreur de frappe.
Si vous avez cliqué sur un lien, il se peut qu’il soit obsolète.

Essayez la chose suivante :
Saisissez à nouveau l’adresse.

Aller à la page précédente.

Atteindre et recherchez les informations de votre choix.

Informations

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4385673

>>7719112

The webpage cannot be found
HTTP 404
Most likely causes:
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If you clicked on a link, it may be out of date.

What you can try:
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Go to and look for the information you want.
This error (HTTP 404 Not Found) means that this program was able to connect to the website, but the page you wanted was not found. It's possible that the webpage is temporarily unavailable. Alternatively, the website might have changed or removed the webpage.

>>6831198

The webpage cannot be found
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Tyler Durden: Please stop messing with us.

>>207647577
>>207646540

Trolled newfags

"chicks with dicks that put mine to shame" Randal

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31758.1176757813

Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
Jules: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!

Please be quiet Donald. You are not fully informed on the subject at hand.

Hey! MY name is spartacus!

>>3450021

L'esplorazione della pagina Web è stata annullata

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This is not the heroin you're looking for.

IS THIS SPARTA?

>>207650886
yes to this

MMM... THAT WAS A DELICIOUS BURGER!