launder it

Do you think Jessica Alba would take 30 million to blow me?

and you MUST have receipts of all transictions made hard call launder monies, buy expensive cars then sell

>>207631787
Must be legal transactions with legit receipts, didn't you ever watch the movie newfag?

>>207631898
but if you sell you have to get money back in return

>what would you do if you were this gay

i would buy crappy stocks.

invest all of it in greek state bonds

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>>207632288
you only have 30 days, and if you knew what crappy stock was, then you knew what good stock was, and you wouldn't need more money! stpuid

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cars,boats,houses

>>207632863
money money money money.....money

>>207632903
>>207632903
Those are assets, you can't have any by the end of the month. Did anyone watch the money?!

newfags don't know about this movie,

buy 30 million dollars worth of petrol then light a match poof money gone no assets and receipt

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>>4410416

well what the fucks the point if i cant have anything left over at the end

mustve been a pretty shit movie

>>207633733
Would work, but environmental issues would prevent that from happens. 30 million dollars can't just disappear without anyone noticing. The cops would ever shut you down, or lock you up forever, so no dice.

>>207634090
the prize is 300 million dollars if he spend every penny by the end of the month, and he can't tell anyone he is doing either. So people think he is crazy to boot. and fuck you, the movie was awesome.

>>207634090
300 million newfag, watch the movie.

Invest in the stock market. No problem.

If he spent 30 million in 30 days he would inherit 300 million. But he wasn´t allowed to tell anyone why he was spending it to such an extent or he would lose it all, not could he give it to charity.

That guy with the petrol idea had a good idea.

this is one of my favorite Pryor movies!
buy the most expensive stamp there is....
mail it to someone

get some verry expencive whores for starters

fly to dubai , rent out all the rooms in that 7 star hotel

have one massive orgie in the hotel

Movie is awsome, id spend it on drugs and if i remember correctly u cant give out gifts either or something like this. id be dead before i even spent a million.

>>207635157
whores don't come with legal receipts :(

>>207635175
drugs don't have receipts, unless they are legal, with means you can only be prescribed a certain amount

Go ape shit crazy. Use some for charity. Invest in Google.

>>207635785
Must be penny less by the end of the month! Can't invest in google!

If I just became a nigger
An hero

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Id spend thirty million dollars on instant mash potatoes and make a "snow" storm in some shitty small ass hick ville

just rent a fuck load of hotel rooms. like every hotel room in London for a month, and buy loads of room service.

New Idea Space Adventures will get you a ride on a Russians Soyuz for $30 million
Done and done

>>207634805
they would lock you up forever for breaking environmental laws. So its really not an option

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>>207635511
yeh they do if you go to a good (expencive) brothel

>>207636207
Could happen, but remember you can't tell anyone, so you also have to spend the money without people thinking you are too crazy, or else they will lock you up in the looney bin.

>>207635985

Then some more ho's.

>>207636212
You must spend in 30 days, it will take more than 30 days to prep for it.

>>207636631
ho's don't have receipts

how much is it to go to space?

I would go to Chuckie Cheese and turn my 30million into 120million tokens. I will take a sheet of acid so I can play skii ball 22/7 (sleep for 3 hrs a day via haloperidol) for 28 days. I will take the remaining 2 days to burn my mountain of stuffed animals infront of an orphanage.

WELL THATS FUCKED UP!>>207636776

go to vegas

go to the high roller's poker table
hope to fuck you dont get dealt a flush

>>207636876
?

have to be broke...

I guess I'd just get about 20 friends, and travel the world living it up like a motherfucker. I'm talking like, that hotel in dubai where it costs $40,000 a night.

Probably buy my friends/family shitloads of stuff too.

Buy gold.

live like a king for 29 days, on the final day pay a random stranger whatever i have left to tie my shoe laces

not that hard
1.go to most expensive tourist spot
2.Look for the largest and expensive hotel
3.Rent out all rooms for 29 days
4.If money not spent find more gigantic hotels to rent
5.??????
6.300 mirrion dorrars!

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>>207637067
>>207637067
I think there was a limit to how much he could spend on gambling and charity.

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>>207638306
no gifts, fail.

Every charity ever will get a piece.

>>207637533
Random stranger must give you receipt, and must be legal transaction.

ill eat it then >>207638555

>>207636999
win!

>>207638820
its gonna come out eventually, either that or kill you. either way, you can't tell anyone remember, and i'm sure the whole world will be watching when you try to consume it.

Weed must be legal in some countrys xD Id buy 30m worth of weed and bake the whole USA haha.

>>207638635
there is a limit on charities. Just like a small percentage can go to them .

>>207639080
legal for personal consumption, 30 million dollars is illegal

this mother fucker eats bikes and planes iam sure ill be able to eat a tiny diamond bikini

Give it all to my family hurr durr...then my mom would give me most of it back and keep some for herself.

>>207639748
no giftS mate

No one, has come up with a good idea. /b/ let me down

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>>207639863
>>207639863
Its not a gift I would buy something from her...I would buy her car for 30 mil dollars then blow it up.

>>207639630
diamonds don't digest dummy!

^say that four times fast.

>>207640114
wreckage still counts as assets, and no one will let you buy a 30 million dollar car, especially without insurance.

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And transferring it all into a Swiss bank account is not an option?

>>207640114
Not "legal" to own a car without insurance. So not possible. Remember everything has to be legal.

>>207640523
You must have records of all legal transactions. A Swiss bank account would count as an asset.

San Francisco - A judge on Monday set bail at 30 million dollars for Phillip Garrido, the convicted sex offender charged with kidnapping an 11-year-old girl, holding her captive for 18 years and fathering two children with her. id bail this mother fucker out

>>207640399
>>207640399
so basically what your saying is heres 30 mil..but you cant do anything with it...I would burn the pile and move on then. almost EVERYTHING is an asset. And things that arnt I dont need 30 mil dollars for.
Go for ride in spaceship then kill the people who offered me 30 mil boring fucking dollars.

>>207640556
>>207640556
this is not true. I dont know where you live but you can own a car without insurance just cant drive it hurp durp.. And i said blow it up. That would not be an asset moron because it has no monetary value especially after I easily sign the title back over to my mom and call it a day,.

Why not just donate it all to charity?

>>207631594

So it really is 15 million after taxes?

id 'buy' something from my dearest tiffany for 30 millions dollars <3

>>207641000
Show me a 30 million dollar car hurr durr. Tell me who is gonna let you buy one? With the whole world watching? Who would let you have something like that without insurance? Not possible. Simple plan with complex problems, not possible.

Give it to my fiancee who then will give it back after 30 days

>>207641193
Against the rules, there is a limit for charity
>>207641070
No, its 30 million total
>>207641020
No assets, no gifts.

I'd pay to have the biggest and greatest music festival of all time, free admittance and food. I'd do the whole thing anonymously, unless that's against the rules.

>>207641580
>>207641580
you have to be underage. I can pay whatever I want for the fucking car. Show me any law that says I have to pay what Kelly Blue Book says. Shut the fuck up I can give someone 30mil for a fucking fork if i want too. you are full of dumb

>>207641889
I have a feeling the IRS would have something to say about this.

>>207641000
>>207641580
Money has to be spend on services. Blowing up a car does not count.

Get into Orbit, if I have enough left go to the bottom of the mariana trench.

>>207642218
$30 million blowjob from President Obama?

30 mil don't get shit these days...

>>207642218
>>207642218
the service would be buying a car to use for a bit. The explosion would be for the lulz cuz i can. hurr durrr

umad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_7OJt8NTTo

90145241

Buy an island for 30 million

>>207642178
its before the end of a quarter and fiscal year so the issue has not arose. Plus with all the spending there is no taxes to pay.

I'd buy a $30,000,000 plate of General Tso's chicken from my work (Chinese restaurant).

Give the money to Clay Davis

buy house, prepay electricity for 30 years, stock up on oil, kit out house

not fucking hard

>no assets left over

what is this shit? donate to cancer or something

invest it in stocks.

>>207642508

$30 million from someone's will? Death taxes apply, dumbass.

>>207642445
Your friend and family would not let you do that. Everyone would know, you can't keep it a secret, its possible but not probible. again simple idea with complex problem.

>>207642615
>>207642615
lol a house and all the things inside are considered assets underage moron.

>>207642791
It has been covered by the bank.

already solved it just bail that pedo out . done thread over >>207640769

>>207634090
yup, sounds liek a shit film

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I love this film.

>>207642929
So this is fraud? Great. In other words, you get no money, the $30 million is confiscated by the government and you and the banks and other people get nice prison sentences. Good job.

so what can you do with this money? anything?

>>207642804
>>207642804
omg you are so dumb...

Go to mom with 30 mil. Buy car from her with money. She now has 30 mil. I have a car. Blow car up/have sex with it whatever. Resign it back to her before 30 days is up. Now she has 30 mil I have no money or assets and then when its all over my mom gives me money...Jesus christ its not that hard, nothing was illegal, it follows all the rules, and you are full of stupid.

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Not possible, people would think you are crazy, and not let you go threw with the transaction. Remember you must be eccentric without acting crazy, or else people will stop you.

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Invest in anontalk

lots and lots of whores, booze, and drugs

this is fucking stupid. just pay any random guy to do some menial task for 30m. done.

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>>2458892

Give it to niggers. They know how to waste money quickly

>>207643222
>>207643222
what people? whos going to stop anyone. whats the shit?

>>207643210
>>207643210
Again sounds simple, but has complex issues

>>207641982
>>207641982
>>207641982
whats wrong with this?!

>>207643665
>>207643665
it really doesnt..like at all...taxes would be the only complicated thing that you can figure out later...jesus christ /b/ is just full of fucking retards.

>>207643392
Again, people money can't be spend on crazy things, just eccentric things. there is a fine line.

>>207643660
id stop them be liek mother fucker you crazy soem one give you 30 million for a challenge

>>207631594
lurk /b/

>>207643916
this
>>207643808
he would have just done that in the movies, but couldn't. He was eccentric, not crazy

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>>207643916
>>207643916
who is to say whats eccentric and whats not? also this shit is gay basically you cant do shit so I would go on with my life.

Spend every day on an expensive plane, have the most expensive thing on each menu, rent mansions as i travel around, rent lambo's and ferraris, a new one every day. Id travel around making sure I don't buy anything just rent everything. I'd find the most expensive thing around and rent it for each night. All you have to do is spend a million dollars a day

>>207643801
Nothing wrong with it, it is actually the best answer I have gotten yet.

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>>207640769
whats wrong with this ???? sounds 1337 to me he would fit right in to /b/

>>207644273
Its not impossible, watch the movie dumbass

you can't give the money away in any form was the point, and no assets. people need to think that through a little more. the only way to do this is to buy incredibly overpriced shit and sell it at a severely reduced price, or destroy it

ITT:
what would you do with 30 mil$$$?
catch you cant buy anything that cost a lot. you cant give it to anyone. you cant buy anything that you will own. you cant buy anything someone else thinks cost too much. so basically you cant have 30 mil$
wut do?

>>207644295
>>207644295
See, this is a good answer. But explain your budget for a day

>>207644578
ALSO you have to have a receipt of some form of all the money spent

>>207644578
>>207644578
so basically work. I would rather go on with my life than worry about all that.

>>207644670
watch movie, newfag, and grow some pubes

op is a faggot

Go to LA. Find hot celebrity willing to fuck for $30 mill or less. Preferably one or several of Katy Perry, Scarlett Johannson, Megan Fox and Jessica Alba.

>>207645062
newfag who hasn't watched a classic movie

>>207644903
>>207644903
seen it...why are you even asking
all you can do basically is travel and eat shit...I can do taht now without the 30 mil. So basically take over priced vacation (ohh but if its over priced thats against the rules hurrrr durrr) then thats it.

>>207645196
Not legal, :( but if it was i'd do the same.

>>207645287
apparently you didn't watch the movie, or you would have gotten the point. he get's 300 mil if he spends the 30 mil correctly in the month

>>207645287
Overpriced is not against the rules, i repeat watch the movie.

>>207645588
>>207645588
you (or op) has clearly stated time and time again taht buying things that cost too much would be considered eccentric just like the movie. so lrn2rules faggot..What are you 15?

Fuck BOTH Olsens senseless,(skinny one 1st),finish with a quick bang of Natalie Portman.Head from Dakota Fanning for spare change.

i'd buy me some new grills

easiest fucking shit ever- play roulette

House
Cars
Guitars
Amps
A lot of liquor

>>207646305
limit on gambling

Gamble it all away

/thread

>>207646349
those are assets

porn memberships for all!!!
throw away all used kleenex

Buy lots of celeb sheep stuff that can be sold on eBay when it's done.

this is a sadistic ruse. only way this nigga gonna win is by burning that shit or giving it to homeless people. otherwise he's going to have arguable assets no matter what he does. movie premise fail. nerd life fail.

Rent out the Top Gear Facility and pay Jeremy Clarkson to punch George Bush in the face...

All in all, the settlement should come to about 30 million

are drugs assets? im no hardcore addict, but id probably become one with 30 million dollars in hand. plus, drugs have major re-sale value.

Drugs, women, a gun, tombstones for the women, an alibi, bribe the judge /repeat

Alright, you fucking newfags who keep saying blow shit up. Watch the fucking movie. He can't own anything after the 30 days, he can't just give it away, and he can't destroy anything valuable. And he can't tell anyone why he's doing it.

Jesus fucking Christ, are you all underage or something!

>>207645823
>>207645823
>>207645823
>>207645823
>>207645823
>>207645823
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>>207645823
>>207645823
>>207645823
>>207645823
Rules, fucking moron, watch the movie, for the third time i say.
Here are rules I want him to work under: 1. No reckless
gambling. 2. No idiotic Board of Trade speculation. 3. No
endowments to institutions of any character, because their memory
would be an invisible asset. 4. No indiscriminate giving away of
funds. By that I don't mean him to be stingy. I hate a stingy man
and so did J.T.S. 5. No more than ordinary dissipation. I hate a
saint. So did J.T.S. And both of us sowed an oat or two. 6. No
excessive donations to charity. If he gives as other millionaires
do I'll let it go at that. Don't believe charity should be spoiled
by indulgence. It is not easy to spend a million, and I won't be
unreasonable with him. Let him spend it freely, but not foolishly,
and get his money's worth out of it. If he does that I'll consider
him a good business man. I regard it foolish to tip waiter more
than a dollar and car porter does not deserve over five. He does
not earn more than one. If heir wants to try for the big stake
he'd better begin quick, because he might slip up if he waits
until day of judgment. It's less than year off. Luck to him. Will
write you more fully.

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>>207647244
>>207647244
yes, thank you

>>207647244
Fuck. Also forgot the he can gamble 5% and give 5% to charity. Still, that's $27,000,000 to make disappear.

50L of Acid
5kg Coke
thousand pills of every kind of ecstasy
Rent a Rolls Royce and Maybach
Go to clubs and throw up mad stacks on bad bitches
Rent a party mansion

I'd probably use it all up within the week.

Spend a month traveling the world and drinking with beautiful women. DUH!

spending it on entertainment and luxuries seems like it'd work. or gifting everything he buys ... no consideration for value, no charity tax credits (which are assets), etc.

What does he do again? Since redneck comedy became a thing, Comedy Central hasn't had to run this movie 24/7

buy $30 million of water and dump it into the ocean

>>207647093
>>207647093
good idea, but it would take more thirty days to settle that shit in court lol

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>>207647903
no foolish spening

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>>207631594
GTFO if you haven't seen the movie then, deuschbag

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1. Fund millitary subfaction
2. seize power
3. spend the rest on hookers and blow
4. seize fed and treasury which is not part of 30 mil
5.????????
6. PROFIT

>>207648254
If i didn't see it, how would i know about it, fucking moron.

>>207648595
30 mill wouldn't buy much of a military force.

>>207648785
Erm...the internet? Maybe one of your friends told you about it? There are lots of ways you could know about it without having actually seen it.

>>207648595
>>207648595
treasury would be an asset.

>follow plot of movie

>>207649054
possible, but not likely. The movie its remembered all that much. I fucking remake would be sweet.

Set the world record for the biggest concert ever.

Featuring Dethklok.

>>207649417
who the fuck is dethkock? I doubt it would be that expensive seeing they probably charge $547 for a gig. They are a coverband right?

kill my wife for being a nigger lover

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I would cash it in ones, pile it up and burn it while saying the words "It's not about the money. It's about... sending a message."

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would buying porn be considered an asset?

>>207650233
Where's the receipt?

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>>207650233
>>207650233
>>207650233
Lmao! nice


but you'd owe the bank 30 mill

>>207647354

can he burn all the money?

can he rent out the nicest hotel in dubai and fill it with hookers?

can he buy a corporation for 30 million, sell it for $1 then buy some skittles with the dolar?

Can he hire tons of blackwater people to be his personal security personnel for 30 days?

best hooker in the world 1,000,000 a day for 30 days?

rapidly move his money pulling it through different assets having it taxed, retaxed, retaxed, etc... until there is nothing left?

can he buy a cargo plane, fill it with diamonds, then drop it over the ocean?

develop a very nice restaurant then get the FDA to shut you down for shitting in peoples food

beat the shit out of a powerful lawyer and lose the civil suit

reparations for slavery (not donation, for services rendered)

gee there are a million ways.

Casino, Cocaine, prostitutes. you could be like a fucking rock star for 30 days in vegas.

take the last 30 grand and spend it on rehab. your gonna need it.

Rent out super-large venues every day for 30 days. I'm certain you could drain 30mil renting out a hotel for a couple weeks.

>>207650818
>>207650841
Here are rules I want him to work under: 1. No reckless
gambling. 2. No idiotic Board of Trade speculation. 3. No
endowments to institutions of any character, because their memory
would be an invisible asset. 4. No indiscriminate giving away of
funds. By that I don't mean him to be stingy. I hate a stingy man
and so did J.T.S. 5. No more than ordinary dissipation. I hate a
saint. So did J.T.S. And both of us sowed an oat or two. 6. No
excessive donations to charity. If he gives as other millionaires
do I'll let it go at that. Don't believe charity should be spoiled
by indulgence. It is not easy to spend a million, and I won't be
unreasonable with him. Let him spend it freely, but not foolishly,
and get his money's worth out of it. If he does that I'll consider
him a good business man. I regard it foolish to tip waiter more
than a dollar and car porter does not deserve over five. He does
not earn more than one. If heir wants to try for the big stake
he'd better begin quick, because he might slip up if he waits
until day of judgment. It's less than year off. Luck to him. Will
write you more fully.

>>207650818
>>207650818
>>207650818
>reparations for slavery (not donation, for services rendered)
THIS

Buy a bank. Inb4 asset, it's a liability.

>>207650777
mille means thousand dumbcock

$30 million dollars? That sounds like a 30 day long mushrooms ecstasy weed and liquor binge to me, my friend. or you could just buy a bunch of shit and break it...

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>>207127189880!

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I love that movie

>>207650995
>>207650995
your right i guess, 30 million just isn't what it once was. Can someone adjust inflation for 30 million from 1985

1. Go to one of my friends that works in a restaurant (not a chain, know the owner).
2. Get him to charge me 30 mil for a drink.
3. Drink said drink.
4. ???
5. Profit!

pay off all debts for family including housing, bills, cars etc. As well as my own personal debt. Do this for friends and friends families as well. Its not charity, I dont have any assets and its not foolish spending because its helping others and the debts would not be considered as eccentric/crazy spending. tell each person they cant tell anyone and dont tell them why im doing it. Rent a boeing 747 to get around and eat stake dinners all day. Done. Also if I have some left, put up people form natural disasters in hotel rooms untill their houses get rebuilt...by me...

>>207651603
1985? Every person born after the movie was made is a newfag.

ITT: Everyone is born after 1985

>>207652096
That would be charity actually.

>>207652113
1984 bitch

>>207652300
>>207652300
not according to your rules faggot

No
excessive donations to charity.

>>207652096
paying off peoples stuff is like buying them a gift, it would not work

>>207652780
>>207652780
The receipts would be in their name, not yours, dumbass!

>>207653008
>>207653008
you dont know how receipts work do you? the bills are in their name the receipt would just be a receipt of payment. Does mcdonalds give you a receipt with ur name on it when u spend cash?

>>207653008
>>207653008
he speaks truth

>>207647354
>>207647354
>>207647354
where does it say receipts are needed...and in the millionaires name?

>>207653418
>>207653418
Receipts for ACCOUNTS have ACCOUNT NUMBERS! account numbers that do not belong to you, but to someone else. you retarded person. McDonald receipt and bank receipt very different.

>>207653841
>>207653841
Watch the movie, new fag

>>207654115
>>207654115
still not seeing where it says I need a reciept in my name in the "rules" and if your going to be so bitchy about it Ill but the houses then sell it back to them for 1$ Ill purchase the debts and pay them myself and collect 1$ to call it even..its business. I can buy all their debt if I want.

>>207654535
>>207654535
Those are just some of the rules. Watch the movie, he has a personal accountant with him and has to keep track of every transaction. Or else he would just bury it all and say he spent it. Would't be a good point. Not to mention your proposal is a "foolish" way to spend your money and would be against the rules, the point is to spend the money, enjoy.

go to a nice restaurant and leave the waitress a $30m tip

/thread

>>207655729
newfags, just don't get it, for fuck sakes. Seriously who here has actually watched that movie?

>>207656221
>>207656221
You can't tip a waitress more than one dollar or a doorman 5

1. Pay off debt
2. Buy a apartment in DC
3. Get every game and movie I wanted
4. Buy the most powerful desktop computer I can find
5. Use the remaining money to buy a small media company.
6. ???
7. PROFIT!

>>207657000
>>207657000
>>207657000
>>207657000
>>207657000
>>207657000
>>207657000
>>207657000
>>207657000
See thats the whole point, you can profit!

>>207657000
You are supposed to be penny less by the end of the month. A company, games, and house are assets.

I'd kill myself, better than being a nigger

>>207657569
>>207657569
>>207657569
why is you so racist?!

>>207657743
>>207657743

Rent out Yankee Stadium in the off season for $500,000 a day, use the other $500,000 a day to pay for personnel and party favors, throw the most ridiculous party possible for the entire month,

>>207631594
Donate 30 million to charity.
(though I know in the movie he couldn't spend more than like 10% of it on charity but the OP never made such a statement)

I would talk with a peculiar accent and play chess all day with my good friend Garth Marenghi.

>>207658233
>>207658233
half a million a day for a month would only be $15 million. you lose

>>207658481
>>207658481
>>207658481
It's implied. newfag

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