ANYTHING AT ALL

are you gay?

how often does the house win

how do they change the odds?

Do you have a button that alerts the pit boss to foul play? or is determination of cheating all up to the guys watching the cameras?

would you drink my cum, pretty please?
I don't care about your gender.

How do people cheat at blackjack

what's the answer to life?

>>206833500

compared to other games blackjack has the best odd which is why your winnings are 1:1 ratio but its easier for the house to win if you dont know how to play very well

>>206833522

when a new dealer comes in if there doing bad or good they burn 1 card to change how the shu is running

from what god-forsaken, suicide-ridden, city of depravity and desperation do you hail?

also, femanon?

>>206833577

there are certin words you can say that alert the pit boss to come over and which word you say tell them whats going on. For instance if i were to say 03, they would hold the person who just bought in and test the bill due to the fact that the money pen showed that it was a fake bill

>>206833299
how much do you get payed?

>>206833653

there are many ways to cheat at blackjack but the most common are stacking bets and nicking cards as in marking cards with small cuts on the edges and lotion on ur hands

>>3001185

LET THERE BE GLORY TO TOM HALL.

o/ HAIL TOM HALL 15/03/2010.

>>206834082

6.35 and hour and also tips but my tips are almost 6 times my hourly pay per pay check

>>206834172
how do you stack a bet?

>>935926

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>>206834359

this is usally done with a full table and honestly the people who do it most are asians where i work, but what you do is some1 on the other end of the table tries to mess with the dealer to distract him or her and the other on the end are also on the same team, when the dealer isnt looking they add money to their bet without being caught this of course is after the cards have been delt and they think that they have a winning hand. But usally a good floor person or pit boss is watching while ur dealing to prevent this from happening cause if this happens and it goes unnoticed it comes out of your pay check which REALLY sux

>>206834676

no

>>206834792

will any come out of the pit boss's check, or are they invincible to that?

what's the most you've seen someone win/lose?

do you gamble? if so, what game?

BJ and craps are the only 2 games in a casino you should play. Everything else is a money waster.

is this useful to memorize?

>>206834676
Yes, I will

>>206835077

no the pit bosses are on a salaery and have nothing to worry about but lets say some1 wins a HUGE amount they have to answer what happened and how they didnt try and change the odds cause they can burn a card at any time or switch dealers or even get new cards to play with

do u ever see someone win A LOT of money from starting with a little off one hot streak?

>>206835301

some1 walking up to the table at 7pm once with 500$ and left the following day when i came back to work at the same time the person had about 80k in front of him

>>206835312

regular texas hold'em cause this game isnt about house vs u its about u vs other people hince EZ money as long as ur not horrible at poker

>>206835416

YES VERY even if the play doesnt seem right follow it, that cart is take from over 10 million hands of black jack, its all a simulation though but VERY accurate "usally"

>>206835682

not usally but remember there are people who WIN big but also casinos arnt built on winners, there built on losers

is dustin hoffman b& from your casino?

>>1363135

LET THERE BE GLORY TO TOM HALL.

o/ HAIL TOM HALL 15/03/2010

>>6045307

LET THERE BE GLORY TO TOM HALL.

o/ HAIL TOM HALL 15/03/2010.

I'm just starting to get into blackjack. Made a bit of money off the basic blackjack strategy. Two questions,

The more I play, the more likely I'm going to lose? Or will the basic blackjack strategy mean I should never lose too much over a long period of time?

Also, as a dealer do you want to win, or do you like the players to win?

>>206833299
>>206833299

how much bullshit is in the movie "Ocean's Thirteen"? in relation to casino's i mean.

>>206836289

yes

>>4661463

LET THERE BE GLORY TO TOM HALL.

o/ HAIL TOM HALL 15/03/2010

how do i win give me a chart plz

bump

BUMPBUMP

all casino games are losing games. If you can card count with a 1 or 2 deck shoe then you can get an edge, but casino's are using card reading technology now called "angel eye" which scans and remembers the cards as they are pulled out of the shoe, allowing surveilance to see if someone is counting cards.

>>206836544

When you play alot your going to have ups and down s but the main way to get your bankroll higher is you want to play the same amount ever hand is one way or the BEST way to do it is this, ill use small money to show how, you bet 10 and win, add one chip from your winings to the bet so your better 15 now and you pulled 5 back to your stack, lets say you win that 15, you add one and then take the rest back so your better 20 now and pulled back 10, when you lose go back to the original bet (10) and rinse and repeat, this is the best way but NEVER just bet big then small then big then small cause this is the WORST way cause ull probally win the small hands and lose the big ones, also go back to the original bet when they chance dealers cause that burn card will be the death of you sometimes

Also i want the player to win because a winning player is a tipping player and I hope you tip cause if you dont the dealer does in fact not like you as much as a player who does tip

>>206837207

this is usally true but is limited to HIGH stakes tables being the minimum bet there is 500$ a hand

ANY OTHER QUESTIONS>?

There's no such thing as a "blackjack dealer" when you go to dealer school you learn all the games and become a "Dealer".

OP is a fag.

>>206838049

Do you think all glory should be given to the hypnotoad?

Can you live playing BJ? I mean earning big money..

>>206838367

only in small casinos are there dealers who know multi games, there are people who are cross trained but if they are they either wanted to work other games or are just working for a shitty casino

>>206838367
Protip: the dealer at the blackjack table is called a blackjack dealer.

>>206838367
you went to school for that shit? i think you got fleeced

>>206838487

its possible but i wouldnt suggest it cause u WILL lose eventually and then u may get mad or "go on tilt" and start better like you shouldnt and lose it all, thats why people can do it on poker cause its not luck its MAINly skill, but nothing good will come of being hot headed in gambling

Even if you know what you're doing and or using the hit hold or double chart, are you still playing against the odds?

>>206838819

your not trying to get 21 ur just wanting to beat the dealer and even if u play perfectly your odds of winning turn to 60:40 and thats if your playing by the book, so u will win and lose, so yes ur playing the odds but in games against the house your playing the odds no matter when its just urs are better at blackjack than any other game in the casino

>>8696882

LET THERE BE GLORY TO TOM HALL.

o/ HAIL TOM HALL 15/03/2010

/b/rifag?

If so, is Derren Brown b& from your casino?

is it better to play with a full table or 1 on 1 with the dealer?

>>385653

LET THERE BE GLORY TO TOM HALL.

o/ HAIL TOM HALL 15/03/2010.

>>206840015
honestly is person prefrence cause if you want to play by your self you dont have people who are idiots and mess up the cards by hitting things they shouldnt and also not hitting things they should so really i would say 1on1 but ALOT of people dont like playing alone cause they dont want to LOSE as fast they say but its better to get a table with epople who know how to play and then u should be allright SHOULD BE

ITT

Pretty good info.

>>206840798

THX im trying, is theres any other questions ill be happy to answer

im still here and still answering questions if theres any more

>>206840908

If I'm cheating, how do I know I'm caught?

>>206841364

lol well usally you wouldnt know due to the code words the dealers say to alert the pit bosses so i guess if you hear the dealer say something random or a number you better be careful cause they may have been a red flag, also if the pit bosses or people are offering you drinks as in to keep you at the table until someone comes and gets you, ALSO the pit bosses can ask you to come with them and THIS IS NOT GOOD it usally means you have broken a fereral law as in not just cheating but like cheating at a level thats against the the US as in counterfit money or useing illigel software to count cards and so forth, (btw yes i know i cannot spell worth a shit)

>>206835416
what if I just printed this out and referenced it right in front of you while playing BJ? Would they throw me out?

also, what the hell is a burn card?

>>206842137

they pit bosses wouldnt care probally cause they dont care if you know things about the casino they will deny it and your dont know the codes of what ever alert means since we had to learn all of them and theres like 40+ alerts

also a burn card is when a new dealer comes to the table the take the very next card in the shu and discard it as in to mess up the order of the cards comeing out, if the shu was running bad its to improve the shu and if the shu was running good its the opposite effect but sometimes it makes it worst or better its really just to change up the shu and how its runnig for better or worse the dealer and floor/pitboss really have no idea which direction it will change

>>206842811
>>206842137

also if you do know all this you probally wouldnt be playing BJ anyways POKER is where its at, but if u wanna try fate be my guest but know this, IM a blackack dealer and i NEVER play BJ

>>9263081

LET THERE BE GLORY TO TOM HALL.

o/ HAIL TOM HALL 15/03/2010.

>>9344791

LET THERE BE GLORY TO TOM HALL.

o/ HAIL TOM HALL 15/03/2010

Are there any rules against bringing the "Blackjack Reference Card" to the table and using it?

What are the codes you say to alert the pitboss?

>>708235

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What you can try:

blackjack has NOT got odds of 1:1, the house always has a small advantage (depending on the number of decks and minor rules) but usually never drops from 1.05.
also european blackjack is the most favorable blackjack to the player

pictures like this >>206835416 are useless if you don't know the specific variant of blackjack you're playing this variants or it's rules change from casino to casino and table to table

my advice: study advanced probability and statistics at university and plot a strategy to win IRL, this is very important, in online casinos they shuffle the decks all teh fucking time!

>>206843197

NOT AT ALL, alot of casinos have the cards or sale and if u ask the dealer what you should do on a hand they have the card memorized and would be happy to tell you, also some casinos acutally give you the card for free if its the first time playing for you, they want to make your time playing BJ fun so they do everything in their power usally to help you win cause like i said even if you are playing like a pro u are at 60:40 odds

is there really a backroom? is the most they do is throw you out / call the cops, or do backroom beatings occur to the people that rip the casinos off?

>>206843515

This!

I too wonder if there are 'backroom beatings'.

>>206843435

the odds do cahnge though for every card pulled out from higher to lower depending on the card so if ur playing for fun, yea play by the card but i wouldnt suggest trying to make a living of blackjack and NEVER play expecting to win NEVER

Also the continuous shuffling machine REALLY mess up odds and the flow of cards.

>>206843757
>>206843515

hmm well as a dealer i have no part in what happens after they are taken from the casino but if they are taken and the money that was on the table either goes back into the rack of chips or is your tip which when that happens is AWESOME cause i have made like 3k from that happening but in the backroom thing i think is mainly a mith cause they would rather send you to prison now instead of a good old fashioned beating but then again i do see them take them past a door that only managers and security are allowed to go trough but i havent ever seen a beating (sry to sound dull and boring about it)

>>206843886
>>206843435
continuing the shuffling usually only happens when a new dealer comes to the table, so see when a new dealer has just started his round, sit and memorize sequences of cards and count them up, sit low while you don't have much data, if the dealer shuffles by hand notice the cards together with much more detail

>>206843886

there are machines that do continually suffle but alot of people dont like these machines cause they think the machine is cheating them so there at just regular deck shus but also a regular shu have 6 decks in the shu

>>206844271

the OP did not say this btw

of course the less decks the better your odds, inform yourself before playing

>>206844545
>>206844271

if your able to see the cards when the dealer shuffles i have no idea how the dealer has kept his job

>>206844271

No, I am talking about the machines that at the end of every hand, the cards are put back into the machine and are shuffled into the other 6 or 8 decks. So you can see the same card 2 hands later.

>>206844647
wat

>>206844707

even with the auto shufflers that i deal with you put the cards in face down so there no way you could see the cards as they go into the machine

still here still taking questions

hav u ever seen someone lose all their money? like, start with a bit, gamble their life savings in 1 or 2 sittings?

one of the best threads in /b/. Thanks OP

Are there 'backroom beatings'?

>>4708679

LET THERE BE GLORY TO TOM HALL.

o/ HAIL TOM HALL 15/03/2010

>>3026327

LET THERE BE GLORY TO TOM HALL.

o/ HAIL TOM HALL 15/03/2010.

Why do you want to be such a disappointment?

>>206844389

It's not so much that I think they are cheating, but there is no start or end to a shu, and with cards that were just played having the chance to be played a couple of hands later, seems to tilt the advantage much more heavily in favor of the house.

Though in terms of the cheating aspect, from what I understand at least some of the machines are aware of every card and when it is being played...with that much knowledge of the cards, then yes, I could see where there would be a potential for cheating.

OP HERE, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, I WANT TO DRINK CUM NAO, PLIZ!!!!

>>206844271
You'd need at least two or people to count cards, one to play at the table with low bets who signals some one else to join when the decks running hot. Goo dluck getting away with that though.

if u guys want money

learn poker

go to casino on friday and saturday nights. play against the drunks. profit. If you play decent you can get about 500 to 600 easy from 50 dollar buyin but i recommend a 100 dollar buyin.