Cats are cool

file

roses are red
violets are blue
water cooler

>>206403956

lol'd

Tiny brass shoe on my desk
you hold my joint
the ashes fill your sole
go fuck a shit up your ass

this is a speaker
it has a power button
op is a fag

Oh downward pointing arrow
why don't you go straight down?
what whispering wind washed you
over to the side where you now reside
or was it choice
that made your angle protrude
and confuse me
while your black mask
may have been for fools
i saw none of it

>>206403678
Ohai /b/ Ohai /b/
third of march in the year 2010
Ohai /b/ ohai /b/ i say to you again
My tits for you
timestamped on show.
My tits for you. to make you cock grow.
rate me rate me
would you fuck me and i cute.
ohai /b/ ohai /b/
I can deep throat a flute.

>>206402986
the delete check box?

Oh southwest pointing arrow,
How I love your jest.
Like a free flying sparrow,
You can jizz on my chest.

Cupboard at the end of my bed,
Forever level with my head,
Beyond the reaches of my feet,
Holding empty packets of various treats,
You support a lamp, and for that I am proud,
As well as the fact that you make not a sound,
So cupboard, filled with porn and books,
Can you help me tomorrow to sort out my look?


Yeah, it's a cupboard.

External HDD

O external HDD, you is there and here is me
You free me from the banes of temporary digital limitation
And alas, my desk space is taken I plea
As I look upon your heated vessel with elation

Empty Glass

You used to hold my Guinness.
Now my tummy is doing your job
Stop being lazy and go hold more stout.

Oh wall
Oh wonderful wall
Your big and hard.
and covered in wallpaper.
You keep the rain out.
and are cold to the touch
I like to rub my dick against you
for you to feel my crutch.
Oh wall <3

My speakers
they beat
with the melodious eagerness
of my individualism

Oh Floor,
please don't tempt me no more,
You make me almost as hard as you are...
I wanna have a 3some with you and the door.

oh have finished bottle of coke
your 12 fluid oz. of joy fill my heart with song
Lapsing in judgement I will drink of you later
flat and like water you will make me wretch.

I wish i was 4chan
so that my wings could tear the jgp

Roses are red
my armchair is black
and so us the nigger that fucked up my back

microsoft start bar
you are the gateway to all
without you id die

haiku.

cisco firewall security book
dirty finger smudges on your cover
poetry is for fags

everyone here thinks all poems rhyme and must follow ABAB rhyming pattern cause they fucking childish adolescents.

a childproof lighter
mocks my weak thumb, reminds me
reminds me of my weaker self

BELT

My belt
I choke myself with it while masturbating
Beat my kids with it too
Sweet beautiful belt
I'll always be with you

thankyou.

>>206405166
so was this one>>206404647

Leather Jacket

Oh leathers
How I love you
You've kept me warm and dry for years
I dread the day
When I must say
Goodbye my leathers
Goodbye.

Hello left speaker.
They always tell me to put you in my ass.
Today I am told to write an ode to you.
So here it is.
Good day.

I love you mattress
I sleep with you every night, and clean you every day. I spend hours thinking about what sheet too lay on you. How come you don't love me?

>>206405494
I prefer ABACDBDC

bottle of beer
sitting right here
something something op is a queer

Coke

Coke
Oh coke
Dr. Oak likes you
And me too
Oh coke
(etc.)

Oh start button on my xp machine,
Wont you start some porn for me?
OP is a fag
His mothers a bag.

blanket
you smell like oats
john's cum smells like oats
.....

>>206405709
i don't have a soul.

Mug

dear mug
how how i wish u were a pug
you are so smug
if you were a mug all you'd do is tug and hug

my foot
makes me walk
OP is a faggot

Left hand,
your there for me when my right is not
my right has the sex, and you have the balls,
but do not fret the time is not over yet,
you may please me with my bum.

>>206405909
I'm not a guy

Huge dildo, how art thou so huge-eth
Oh how I love to insert you...wait what?

Oh power cord, why dost though curl?
I bend, I break. Yet you do not straighten.
Why, oh why must we live in such opposite realms.
I do not know thee. Only justice.

speaker oh speaker
so loud, so clear
speaker oh speaker
left me shivering with fear

i sat upon the threshhold og elation and of bliss
while beside me sat this empty cup where yogurt once did reside
No longer now would i but try to scrape its innards clean
nor spoon its sour contents from its circular plastic walls
for i did only an an hour past fill it with the content of my balls

>>206405967
But our love was so strong

You are my speaker
I nailed you to the ceiling, because my room is too small
But your sound is not upside-down.
I don't even think thato's possible, what would upside-down sound sound like?
Maybe it's the alcohol in my veiwns now, but I am glad you exist.
Thank you, left front speaker. Without you I would have to ajust my other speakers until I achieved a similar audio result

>>206405494
An adolescent would complain about not getting the poetry he wanted.
If I find it to be bad, I move on.

Oh Phone why do you ring?
Can i see whose calling?
Whats that Op make up a Rhyme?
im on /b/ so theres no fuckin time!

rubber bracelet oh rubber bracelet,
i love to look at thee,
i love to wear it on me,
i love it when it's around my dick,
the tightness makes 4 a better lick,
oh rubber bracelet,
you rox my sox!

Oh headboard,
How dost thou shaketh
When mine pelvis is thrusting!

Water bottle
wat
er
bot
tle
i drink you when im thirsty
wat
er
bot
tle

sail fone, sail fone
i be callin' my peeps, dey be ballin'
got mah souljaboy ringtonez on dee-fawlt
and kfc on speed dial
kool aid man iz mah screensavuh...
...
yt man be racis.

dust spec o dust spec
for OPs thread
i would never have suspect!

stewarts classic orange fountian soda
you're awesome
and i love you

Oh printer, thy colors are beautiful.
You have given me so much, pictures
porn everything I desire. Your ink is cheap at 69 cence.
Why oh why can I never win the game.
One day dear printer, my life shall be tame.

Haiku.

Just had a hot bath
Mackenzie is a good boy
I like to walk you

www {dot} chan-exposed {dot} ph {dot} tc
This is war, I'll exposed you guys at 4chan for what you really are. This short animation is just the beginning!
74041390

Oh table of glass I long only to clean
Smudgy with fingerprints, a greasy sheen
I want to lie beneath you while my gf poops.

thou shallow glass of water
what art of thou?
thou shallow glass of water
once full of life, but now so shallow
what ought you to do

Lamp
oh lamp
you light my late night pron
so I dont get
computer light headaches.

roses are red violets are smellow, thats a lamp.

Ps3, I love thee
Op is a fag
He Should suffocate himself in a bag
Inb4, someone rhyming about a door...
Also...your mothers a WWWHHHOOORRREE


....lol

This is my life,
I love this thing, like it's a shing.
You belong to me,
You're very sexy.
and you're mine.

My leg
We've been through so much.
I've pushed you,
Hurt you,
But you've always been,
And always will be,
My leg.

There, I did it. Happy now?

Seagate external hard drive
how reliable you may be
you let me store my files
and hide all that dirty CP

your little blue blinking light
lets me know when you are working
fuck this thread--op is a fag
(leaves and goes back to lurking)

‮‮‮‮‮iah ho

rexonamen sensitive
you smell nice
but feel like bengay on my balls

roses are red
violets are blue
ive got a microwaveable stuffed animal buffalo that warms my lap
so fuck you

Bose headphones, sitting there tangled

Blank cds ready to be angled

into my disk drive, to burn sweet notes

of musical freedom, my own antidote

Here is a Haiku
Of my mouse USB cord
Better than track pad

I slang in my white tee
I bang in my white tee
All in the club spittin game in my white tee
I bling in my white tee
serve feigns in my white tee
fuck up throwback I look clean in my white tee

I slang in my white tee
I bang in my white tee
All in the club spittin game in my white tee
I bling in my white tee
serve feigns in my white tee
fuck up throwback i look clean in my white tee

Step on the scene with some green and some hard white work
Real clean fresh jeans and a all white shirt
We all get money and we all smoke
Hit da dirt one squirt will leave all yall merk
Cause im fresh in my white tee they glance at my white tee
and I got the hat that match my pants and my white tee
Whoever that you might see
I know they got a white tee
Uncle brother sister mother daddy or your wifey
Hanes or fruit ofloom be tha
Name of my white tee
I gotta change man its a stain on my white tee
Lames in a white tee I bring the pain in my white tee
Hispanic Cracka Nigga even yangs wearin white tee
Hit the club deep and we all got a white tee
A throw back no that hell naw it'on 'cite me
You dont need no throwback cause you will be set on your white
Tee you can get a circle or a V-neck on ur white tee

>>206402986
Dead hooker, oh dead hooker
what compelled me to strangle you?
you talked back, i don't like that
dead hooker, i miss you well
dead hooker oh dead hooker,
your body is starting to smell
Maybe next time, you'll shut your whore mouth
Dead hooker dead hooker

"my bong, my bong, my woderful bong.
to witch that i may sing this song.
you brighten my day, and make me lol.
my hats off to you, my name is paul."

(thats my real name btw)

Duvet covered in stains
washing you is such a pain.
Keep me warm in the winter time
Too bad that it's covered in grime.

semen sock, semen sock
only you and the doctor have seen my cock
you were closer than the towel
and closer than the cup
i could've used a book but that've been fucked up

hey hand
with you i cant
do nothing but fap all day
infront of b its the only way.

>>206406571
lol im not op. and i don't care what other people write im making an observation about your pathetic attempts at poetry. your just butthurt fag

‮‮‮‮‮lol

HD clean transparent tape.
the green thing that is around your stickyness
is like a bird tapping on the tip of my penis
and thou, a sight to be hithered
and for thine, a flavorless spoon.

/b/ why doth thou sucketh on a night liek tonight

Oh ashtray, oh ashtray,
Filled with my cigerettes.
Oh ashtray, oh ashtray,
You make me so wet.

>>206407339
well done

noko

An Ode to Hairy Otter

You hold my cups
You hold my juice
I always put my drinks on you

Oh, dear coaster, I'm glad you're mine
But I'm sorry, fuck this
IT'S HEARGOLD/SOULSILVER TIEM!!!!11!!!1!1!!!

>>206404064
Roses are sweet and red , like the nectar of your youth, it is sweet , and , for the love from all my heart for you, its red...soo red.

oh screwdriver screwdriver.
I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE

Oh speaker, my speaker
there are none more weaker
You look like a monkey
and you smell like one too.
Roses are red
and violets are blue
you look stoopid
but I love you.

Fuzzy blue carpet
sitting on a wooden floor
nice and soft and blue

>>206407697
No one said you were OP.
Why jump to such conclusion?
I'll make your hated poetry
Inside of an illusion.

The waterbottle, oh how so full you were
So full with water
The waterottle, oh how so empty you are
Now that I drained your innerds

the speaker on the desk feels alone,
insecure,
for it has no friend,
i accidently the other one

Hickory dicory dock, OP was sucking cock, his BF's hair got tangled, then OP got strangled, but atleast he swallowed his shot

roses are red my mattress is crusty stop jacking off and finish this poem :p

Lighter oh dear lighter, you're with gas for all.
You help me light my ciggeretes, and to set fire to my wall.

Oh dearest number >>206407209
Why did you have to steal my rhyme?
Your a dirty jew, that smells like my poo
Would you just look at the time?

Love from >>206405909
>The rhyme I refer to is fag/bag in case your a moron as well as a thief.

roses are red violets are blue, op is a faggot and so are you

>>206406980

Why did I check it ?
I must be developing
Fucking O.C.D

hookah rug, hookah rug
covered in ash
no one gives a shit about you
just there so the floor doesn't get dirty
hookah rug, hookah rug
when will the abuse end?

Oh empty pop can
You sit on my desk for days
I rage when you fall

coffee is good
coffee is great
im really high.

Oh, cup of boxed wine
Soon your contents will disappear
and my intenstines they will line.
I love how you get me drunker than beer.
Now have no fear.
Glug, glug, glug.

Oh Monster, oh monster,
Why must you make me lose The Game?

I like my bed
there's a spot of red
my ex had her rag
op is a fag

Oh useless video card, your dead 128 Mb is of no use to me.
Now GTFO of my /b/.

This armchair is red.
My pants are blue.
Niggers are brown.
My desk is too.

>>206410365
You're fat
I'll beat you with a bat
whore

Loveseat
OP is a fag

ring ring ring
the phone do thats sound
but i dont care
i never cared
i just hate all that bullshit of
ring ring ring

My garbage can,
is filled with cum filled napkins
and roaches
what would i do without you?

remote control
remote control
remote control
...
remote control

remote, remote remote
if only you were to control a boat
or something fancy and nice
like a wicked car,
or a stereo system bought at high price
instead im sitting infront of this shitty 20x20 tv with nothing on and you suck ass fuck you shitty remote

cases streem faces with braces and stuff
then out my penis comes liquidized fluff

beside me, a package so green
with a thing inside, filled with cream
an applepie, fried and hot
the inside is similar to the looks of snot
it makes me satiated, as a nightsnack should
if i could sleep with you, of course i would.

Picture related, its it.

>>206402986
no thanks, not feelin it today.

Rosetta stone box
Rosetta stone box.
How do i say cocks?

Roller blade, roller blade
roll roll away,
I'm not gay

Oh, sweet, sweet seagate
you store so much shit for me
you may be loud
muhmuhmuh cloud
but without you i would die, you see
you have all my porn
if i lost you i would mourn
cockcockscockscocks the sea

monster energy drink
makes me think
about the birds and the bees
and killing sprees
with a 50ms ping
and a double cock ring
you think this is lame
you just lost the game

roses are red
violets are blue
next to my knee is a shoe

subway hat subway hat
yes your mom is fat

Binder of the page
Your power is a triumph
You're the best stapler

Haikus count as poems.

oh marlboro red,
The cowboy killers
You smoke so well
you give me shivers
I love you so much
oh marlboro red,
if i smoke for much longer
I'll end up dead.

ps3 or 360, witch one should i choose?
ps3 or 360, where is all my booze?!?!
ps3 or 360 witch one of you is to blame?
well it doesent really matter at
all cuz you all lost the game.

Oh, quilt.
Perhaps youre unaware.

I love you.
So much

Again, I lay here with you.

Forever.
Another night
Great, i can hardly wait.

This is an acrostic poem :)

itunes playlists
I surrender to your
brittle condoms

of
magen
ta

oh fireman's 4, fireman's 4
i'm gonna keep drinking you til i hit the floor

Chicken in a bag,
what do I do with you now?
You shouldn't have died.

Oh lack and red gaming pad,
i never saw your likes in no ad,
of an unknown, shitty brand,
You fit perfect in my hand.

You have red and green lights,
Nothing superflual, you are tight,
All your buttons work in time,
And you have a long, long wire.

With select, start, macro and clear,
I kill everything with no fear,
Just with you lying in my hands,
My dearest gaming pad, my best pal.

O speaker!
You fill my world with music,
yet you are just a mere Tesco product.

Dear edge of my screen
I love you endlessly
I wonder, how this would turn out if my window was small
Would I miss this poem? Probably not at all.

Phone oh phone
There's nothing wrong with you
but not even a pity ring
for the poor old bulbasaur.

www {dot} chan-exposed {dot} ph {dot} tc
This is war, I'll exposed you guys at 4chan for what you really are. This short animation is just the beginning!
24206539

black speaker, more like nigger beater
you racist shit eater,
come on skeeter just put the damn speaker down
its black it aint got no rights in this town

First time poster.
A fork and a toaster.
Is this how to link to a centipede?
>>206386032

skateboard oh skateboard,
how i love thy wonderous transportation
with the 4 wheels and the feel of the wind
...feels good man...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are a Motorola modem and without you I would either buy a competing brand of modem or I would just have no internet.

Edge of the screen
Your corner obscene
Saw it in a dream
It made me cream

Oh norwegian book
you teach me how
to learn a language of sandniggers

this poem does not rhyme
because i have not the qauntity of hours
to make that happen

>>206413602
>>206413602
/fucking thread

Mr Web Cam you are the tits
You help me get naked pics
And when cumdumpsters give me what they can
I post the pics on 4chan!

>>206402986
Oh Video.Flv
You fail so much at working on FreeBSD
Fuck you in the ass actually
Get the fuck out my desktop thingy

chair, chair all covered in piss.
you make me feel as if something is amiss

Pipe and bag of weed.
Kill my short-term memory.
Pipe and bag of weed.

its a water bottle
grab my cock
Suck it

>>206413902
soup /b/

little blue case on my desk,
within, my dad's external hard drive
with it he cheats on his wife
with all this porn
wish you weren't so torn

D:

Technika speaker,
with your smallest of blue lights,
turn the volume up.

haikus > poems

Screen bezel,
you smell like pretzel,
I hate jews.

STACK OF CDS
THAT DO NOTHING
YOU ARE LIKE GOGGLES
THAT ALSO DO NOTHING

Guitar Hero equipment, I used to enjoy this musical toy,
Then realised it's gay, so here it shall stay.

Phone charger, phone charger, t'would be a hindrance if
you were that little bit larger.
but no! you're not! you're the perfect size, you've got,
this wondrous aura of something so pure
i'll asphyxiate myself with you 'till i hit the cold floor.

>>206402986
zag zig, chickenshit

>>206413097
moving shit, /b/rah.

Printer, you have yet to print
To serve your purpose, because
Your cartridges cost a mint

Printer, you sit unused and sad
How I would love to see you boogie
Alas, I am poorfag

sheet sheet so white and clean

nothing rhymes on clean

Black glass screen
Light no longer shines
From within your borders
You are obsolete now
Old replaced by New
Oh CRT monitor
I will miss watching
MILF porn on you

>> ?

Lotion oh lotion, how I adore thee
You mostirize my skin, and fill with joy
You make it soft and smooth, like the bottom of a little boy.

Lotion oh lotion, how I adore thee.

Water is awesome
It is very hydrating
Drink that shit faggot.

Botches don't know about my 5-7-5 elementary school haiku.

Keeps my stuff in one place.
It's a bag.
Wa woo wee wa

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This coca-cola can
Is better than glue

>>206405709
>>206405709
You have a mattress immediately to the left of your computer screen?

delicious sandwhich
how i eat you so sandwhich
buffalo chicken

roses are red
blu-Tac is blue


-fin

Oh this pack of cigarettes...
I will smoke them without regret...
OP is a giant faggot.

Speakers Play Music
Music Is Soothing To Me
Tool is the best band

Fuck you OP,
I want to see boobs.
Down there is a 360 controller,
for which I use to pwn noobs.

green air freshener
it is going to freshen
green air freshener

>>206414973
tits or gtfo.

Vitamins, claiming completeness
100% and more of the essentials
Yet though you grant me health
What good is health without love?

Vitamins, Daily Supplement, One Daily
Do you realize what you lack?
Do you understand that in truth you are empty
And useless as tits on a boar

>>206415481
lol awesome

lamp lamp your are a nigger bamp sit ona deck and umm.. fucking die or some shit.

Dark Ale, so delicious and sweet
9 more I chug, and drunk drive the street

A wallet with a guitar pick on top
I like to put you in my mouth and fondle your body
Tap gently on your smoothe metallic hairs
Rub your shaft up and down and enjoy
your orgasmic moans and screeches.

Haiku about my remote:

This is my remote.
I wish it was a cookie.
Cuz I am hungry.

Power source, oh power source.
You are my lifeline, my lifeforce.
Your warmth is good for hives.
You have no hands.

>>206415743
Fucking masterpiece.

roses are red
violets are blue
i hate op

Courage wolf blanket, so soft you could wank in it. Keeps me warm, keeps me safe, courage wolf you are rape.

god damn that alarm clock.
where the fuck is my sock?
gotta get ready for the day.
so your mom can suck my cock.

Dear US army
thanks for the water bottle
i think its leaching poisons into my drink

floor
you have been there
for a very long time
no one notices you
no one thanks you
you just stay there another day
and another
you take all of the abuse
the shattering of things
you always forgive
floor

you can dance you can dance now everybody look at your pants

roses are red
violets are blue
that's my phone
im fucking alone ?

Big black box that is home to a sub.
You're never impatient when I'm out at the pub.
You make Enter Shikari ever so better.
And when the bass gets increased, my girlfriend gets wetter.


(there was some obvious poetic license in there.)
:(

A Haiku about my McDonalds meal.

Yum mcdonalds
It was really yummy
Now It's in my tum.

oblivion
it seems
is upon
us

phone on the floor why'd i throw you there
am i apathetic? do i just not care?
yes is the answer cause i straight hate sprint
all thats left in my wallet is a piece of lint
your charges are outrageous why dont you rip off my dick
and post on 4chan pages cause theyre into that shit
ill probably leave you there when i walk out the door
on my way over the the verizon phone store
sprint will probably call me askin why i dont want them no more
and ill jsut tell em that i hate em like my phone on the floor

Oh speaker dear speaker how i love you so.
Your buttons and green light, and your volume so low.
I grab your dial and twist it to the right
and blast the volume and sing with all my might.

oh sweet candy wrappers,
such greatness you once beheld,
now you lay lifeless,
empty,
waiting to be used as a substitute for my cum rag

My laptop isn't on my lap,
it's on my chest so i can fap
that arrow points at my arm
I'm right handed, so you've done no harm.

Distant empty space,
That's all I got.