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  • Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop. As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).

    We've done all we can do about him. We've banned THOUSANDS of proxies, and deleted OVER A HUNDRED THOUSAND spam posts. His attacks continue though, and we've reached the limit of what we can do.
    edit: we aren't going to add captcha.

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    84 KB Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:03:16 No.206286XXX  
    Empty your mind. We’re about to take a BIG leap into the future. Not just a lousy few billions of years, but 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 years!

    One ‘googol’ years, is the official word for that number. It’s the current age of the Universe, one billion billion billion billion billion billion billion billion billion billion times over. Squeeze the entire history of our Universe into the thickness of a dollar bill, and one googol years would give you a pile of money that reaches one hundred quadrillion quadrillion quadrillion quadrillion light years high. It wouldn’t even fit in our Universe.

    One googol years. That’s truly staggering. Beyond anything a human can comprehend.

    First, let’s fast-forward to the not-so-awfully-far future. For the coming billions of years, scientists predict quite a ride. The Sun will explode, the Milky Way will slam into another galaxy. The Cosmos might collapse, or get torn apart -- scientists can’t seem to decide yet which is more likely. And even if the Universe doesn’t do that, we’re destined to face a weird and horrible crisis, which involves us spending our lifetime as sleeping robots.

    The problem is that the Universe gets bigger and cooler. Ever since the Big Bang, it expands, much like an expanding ball of fire after an explosion. Right now, the Universe is still young. It has these cute stars and twinkling galaxies. But in the long run, that will change. Slowly but inevitably, the Universe will empty itself.

    Big Nothing: Eventually, the Universe will become a dark, sterile place
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:03:43 No.206286XXX
    First, the galaxies will fly out of sight, beyond the horizon of what we can possibly see. Next, the stars in our own galaxy will burn out, one after the other. The only thing that will remain, is a dull graveyard of cold planets, dead suns and black holes. In about one hundred trillion years, the Milky Way will go black, astronomers expect.

    And eventually, even this graveyard decays. One after the other, the dead stars and planets are eaten by black holes, or kicked out of the Milky Way by collisions. Astronomers expect that in one hundred to one thousand billion billion years, our galaxy has dissolved completely.

    Time goes on. After a while (more trillions of years) something else will kick in. You’ll notice that even the very stuff nature is made of, isn’t stable. A proton, the particle you’ll find in the core of atoms, has an average lifetime of 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 years. Wait long enough, and it will suddenly vanish. Poof, gone. The same goes for light particles, the so-called ‘photons’. They’re expected to last a few zero’s longer, but in the end, they too will kick the bucket, one after the other. Isn’t that just bizarre? The light will go out, literally.

    The last thing that survives, are the black holes. But in the end, they too will vanish. They will evaporate in a puff of radiation.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:04:16 No.206286XXX
    So there we are, at our unimaginable one googol years. Finally, the Universe is totally and utterly empty. You won’t see any light or spot any planet -- in fact, you won’t even find the tiniest speck of dust. The Universe has sterilized itself. All there is left, is emptiness, and darkness. Total oblivion. And worst of all: there’s nothing we can do to stop it. We can build fancy machines or futuristic devices all we like -- but in the end, they’ll all get kicked out of existence, when the matter they are made of simply vanishes.

    So there you have it: infinity. Booooring, we must add.

    But don’t sob. There’s an upside.

    As the quadrillions of years pass by, something very odd should happen. In eternity, even the rarest events get a chance to occur. Weird, bizarre phenomena that only happen once in a zillion years or so, become quite normal.

    For example: the nothingness should yield a few surprises. Already, physicists know that in a vacuum, there are sometimes tiny little energy ‘blobs’. Little, random fluctuations of the so-called ‘quantum vacuum’. Out of nowhere, tiny particles pop in and out of existence. But theory predicts that on very, VERY rare occasions, the fluctuations should be a bit larger. Out of nowhere, an entire atom might appear! Or hey, the vacuum may even spit out a few of them!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:04:29 No.206286XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:04:29 No.206286XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:04:29 No.206286XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:07:27 No.206287XXX
    Can't we just make new matter?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:07:27 No.206287XXX
    thats a long time man
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:08:13 No.206287XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:08:15 No.206287XXX
    continue OP
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:09:00 No.206287XXX
    HIGGS BOSON WILL FIX EVERYTHING

    EVEEEEEERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:10:58 No.206287XXX
    >>206287307

    Think of it like the static on TV. Wait long enough, and out of the random fuzz, a recognizable image might materialize. Wait REALLY long, and one day a complete episode of The Bold And The Beautiful should accidentally show up!

    In the Universe, this should give some really surprising results. With eternity at hand, the vacuum should begin to yield all kinds of objects. Incoherent lumps of random garbage, most of the time. But on very, very rare occasions, you’ll see other objects popping into existence. The Eiffel tower. A purple camel. A golden parking garage filled with chocolate Cadillacs. Napoleon Bonaparte sitting next to Mike Tyson on top of a stack of comic books. As the googols of years pass by, it’s all there.

    In the VERY, VERY, VERY long run, the vacuum will even belch up complete planets, and beautiful stars, burning and all. Theoretically the vacuum should even churn out a complete solar system one day, identical to ours, with a planet Earth inhabited by people. "In an infinite amount of time, one day, I will reappear", as physicist Katherine Freese of Michigan University once put it. "An crazy thought, but true."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:12:44 No.206288XXX
    derp?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:13:26 No.206288XXX
    To quote Luke Perry's character from The Fifth Element:

    So, when is this snake act supposed to occur?

    "Every five thousand years..."

    So... I've got some time?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:14:24 No.206288XXX
    OH SHI-
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:15:37 No.206288XXX
    I always figured that the dark matter would eventually cause the universe to stop expanding and start contracting, ultimately cultivating in another big bang, destroying everything recognizable in the universe to make it all over again.

    or something
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:16:40 No.206288XXX
    Isn't it amazing that God created such an incredible universe just for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:17:03 No.206289XXX
    wow..
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:18:26 No.206289XXX
    One day the black nothingness should even produce a new Big Bang. Admittedly, we’ll have wait really long for it to happen. Researchers of the University of Chicago once tried to calculate it. And according to their best estimates, it should happen somewhere over the next 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 years. That’s a one with 1056 zero’s. You can count them, if you like.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:21:22 No.206289XXX
    >>206289346
    That's only 1054 zeroes you faggot count them out and do it again
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:22:59 No.206290XXX
    Amazing...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:23:24 No.206290XXX
    >>206289939
    One day the black nothingness should even produce a new Big Bang. Admittedly, we’ll have wait really long for it to happen. Researchers of the University of Chicago once tried to calculate it. And according to their best estimates, it should happen somewhere over the next 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 years. That’s a one with 1056 zero’s. You can count them, if you like.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:25:47 No.206290XXX
    >>206290370
    haha you are so stupid i tricked you
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:26:50 No.206291XXX
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    I came
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:27:52 No.206291XXX
    bumping for more
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:28:00 No.206291XXX
    >>206290853
    i think he just copy/pasted
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:30:01 No.206291XXX
    epic thread
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:30:59 No.206291XXX
    just read all of it, im about to empty my mind all over my wall
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:31:43 No.206292XXX
    yeah dude this is a epic thread
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:31:51 No.206292XXX
    If what op says is true, the big bang has been explained and we're just one event in countless before and countless to come.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:32:58 No.206292XXX
    Is this copied from somewhere?
    Source?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:33:02 No.206292XXX
    i agree dudes epic thread
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:34:04 No.206292XXX
    NOT ORIGINAL CONTENT.
    COPY / PASTED from Exit Mundi.
    http://www.exitmundi.nl/eternity.htm

    I found you out, you snake in the grass!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:35:13 No.206292XXX
    >>206292547
    It's still very fascinating.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:35:36 No.206292XXX
    >>206292547

    I concur. Read this fucking ages ago. Good site though.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:35:44 No.206292XXX
    One small problem: God won't allow all that to happen
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:36:26 No.206293XXX
    >>206292877
    But does God exist?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:36:54 No.206293XXX
    >>206292790

    Go to www.exitmundi.nl and prepare to be blown away by how we're all going to die, in many many ways.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:37:55 No.206293XXX
    >>206293132
    Oh, god I don't want to think about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:37:58 No.206293XXX
    a few hundred years ago almost everyone thought the earth was flat.

    are you really telling me that you think we've acquired enough information to predict what is going to happen in over 9000 years if we don't even know how all the parts of our world work in the CURRENT TIME?

    fuck off
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:42:56 No.206294XXX
    >>206293365

    No, the ancients knew the earth was round and even calculated it. You should go ahead and throw out everything you learned in elementary school.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:42:56 No.206294XXX
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    >>206286417
    >> noko Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:43:43 No.206294XXX
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    coññoooooo!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:44:00 No.206294XXX
    >>206293365
    otherfag; Theories, my friend.
    the Big Bang was caused by exotic particles.

    but, the big bang created everything, no?

    So how did the particles come to be?

    Hmm?
    Think about that.

    I assure your mind will either comprehend it all or cease to function.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/10(Sat)11:52:33 No.206296XXX
    i am high and it was amazing to read this



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