oh gawd... not this again

yes ive been looking for this text ill brb with pictures

fishing now

the first 2 people i run into are from /b/
i think /b/ trolls this place way to much

lol

bump for potential lulz

bump

Bump for possible win.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm looking for a communist.
You: sup
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: cool bro
You: asl
Stranger: how long did it take to come up with that?
You: nigga im high as fuck
You: wtf???
You: hello?
You have disconnected.

Bumping for possibly funny omegle trolling

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: hola
You: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: u?
Stranger: nd wtf i that?
You: same
Stranger: *is
You: just trying to get some course work done i guess
You: ??
Stranger: oh i see.
Stranger: how old r u??
You: 19 why do u ask?
You: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: : hi asl
You: 21/m/cana
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: urs?
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bumpity bump

Stranger: hi i am 19 m looking for girls to do smt naughty:)
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey
You: im up for that :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

if anybody is a pedophile this guy is selling

I think I just found another /b/rother. trolling own kind in progress.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey hows it going?
Stranger: : |
You: wuts ur name?
Stranger: bobert
You: bobert?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it's nice.
You: can i call u bobby?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: bobert
You: why not?
Stranger: becuz bobert is better.
You: well anywas
You: asl?
Stranger: bobby sucks your mother .
Stranger: i am bobert.
You: ok well
Stranger: bobert.
You: can u send pics of urself?
Stranger: bobert.
Stranger: yes.
You: all right
You: lol ur a faggot
You have disconnected.

You:
<Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey
Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: dammit!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: /b/ is a pretty cool site
You: i go there often

bump

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey
You: a/s/l?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey
You: wow omegle is slow for me
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: u first
You: 15 fem
You: texas
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Stranger: hi
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey
Stranger: asl ?
You: 14 f cali, u?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: m
Stranger: brazil
You: nice nice
You: wuu2
Stranger: u already come to brazil
Stranger: ?
You: i cant leave cali, some probs
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what kind of music do u like
Stranger: ?
You: japanese music i like young stuff
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do u play any musical instrument
Stranger: ?
You: i play the organ
You: MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN ORGANS

>>206088885
THE RULES.

its so hard to get a conversation going

bumping ^^

>>206090195

is this a raid? no? GTFO

You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
Stranger: wat up
You: not a whole lot
You: and yourself?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

>>206090307
i hear ya bro

>>206090195


...he was talking to another anon you dumbfuck.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: hi?
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 korea f
Stranger: u?
You: 49 N Korea M
Stranger: im sry
Stranger: i want to teenager..
You: huh?
Stranger: sry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m25 here
You: f17 here
Stranger: :)
Stranger: where are u from?
You: LA
Stranger: hmmm LA confidential
Stranger: :
Stranger: :D
Stranger: u seen tat show?
You: yes! i <3 that show
Stranger: lol
You: lol =)
Stranger: it took some time to make out wat <3 meant
Stranger: :D
You: aww
You: you don't have many girls say that to yoiu?
You: you*?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey :)
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: good hbu?
You: yeah good thanks
Stranger: good
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m uk
Stranger: it says your a sex offender lol
You: ...
You: what? :S
You: where?
Stranger: im n ot kiddin
You: where??
Stranger: on here
Stranger: on my screen it tells me
You: how many people believe that haha
You: yeah sure it does
Stranger: ill copy and paste it
You: copy and paste what :S
Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: thats what it says
You: woah dude can you see that message??
Stranger: yeah
You: its says your a sex offender
Stranger: you cant
Stranger: you are
You: me??
Stranger: thats what it said to me in the beginning
Stranger: that you are
You: what :S
Stranger: yeah
You: you know im not right
You: right??
Stranger: idk you lol i dont judge much
You: phew
You: cos im not
Stranger: well the owner of the IP adress is
Stranger: are you using a laptop?

OP here
this is proving to be alot more difficult then i thought

>>206091348 Contd

You: oh shit
You: this is my dads computer....
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you on a laptop?
You: no
You: dads pc
Stranger: oh
You: holy fuck
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha ohh boyyy
Stranger: your dads been havin some funnn
You: oh jesus
You: fuck man
You: so umm
You: to help me cheer up
You: want to send me some pics of your poop?
Stranger: nah i aint gotta poop right now
You: please
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
You: just one
Stranger: dont have on
You: i wont show anyone else
Stranger: one
You: just for me
You: please man
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: njoonno
Stranger: =)
Stranger: (===) there
Stranger: thats poop
Stranger: <===>
Stranger: so is that
You: but i cant masturbate to it :(
You: i want some poop
You: i need poo
You: please.

>>206091576 Contd

Stranger: no
no
no
no
no
no
You: just one
Stranger: no
You: preferably rubbed into your hair
Stranger: pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: no
You: please
You: mayeb a bit in your mouth?
Stranger: well have fun with your dad -)
Stranger: =)
You: chewed up a bit
You: stuck into your teeth
You: and in between
You: oh god yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Dunno who the fuck this was man

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, horny 19 m here
You: hi 35 horney m here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha this guys disconnected so fast i was in the middle of typing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: nm u
You: just chillin at my house
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m u
You: too old
You have disconnected.

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You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
You: :)
Stranger: 16 f looking for m role play partner.
You: 25/m :) up for anything
You: want a pic of me real quick tho
You: just to make it more real
Stranger: My bro is your best friend and we secretly hook up..?
You: how
Stranger: *You sleep over at my bros house. When I wake up I walk into my bros room not knowing you were there and he left to go to the store. * Blake ! *walks into room and sees you stretched out on the floor.* oh.. hi kyle.. I didn'tknow you were here.
You: oh hai
You: i tell you to go back to the kitchen and make sandwiches while i flip through the channels
Stranger: *looks at you.* who do you think I am ass?
You: *raises hand in a dominant fashion* bitch! back to the kitchen or 15 lashes!
Stranger: I ain't making you foid!
You: Last chance bitch...
You: Make me a god damn sammwich or face the consequences!

a work in process

Stranger: I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: oooo bby thats so sexy
Stranger: hellz yah, sex offender
You: huh?
Stranger: :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:
<Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
Stranger: OMG
You: als?
Stranger: HELLO troll buddy :D
Stranger: This is my fourth time
You: :(
Stranger: rofl how do we keep meeting?
You: we are legion
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: /b/ salute
Stranger: I WILL SEE YOU
Stranger: ON THE OTHER SIDE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

first person was a nigger... must try again :[

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: whats up?
Stranger: ok
You: ok what?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 14
You: really? cool
You: where do you live??
Stranger: are you a sex offender
You: what?? no
You: why?
Stranger: then whats with the <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: that showed up at the top of the screen
You: OH SHI-
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi.
You: :)
Stranger: Do you know any good magic items for a factotum?
You: Yes. Maybe we can discuss it on the phone?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EPIC WIN


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: wtf?
Stranger: please don't be offended.
You: your a fucking pedophile?
You: are u kidding me lol
Stranger: wanna come over to myspace twitter my yahoo and ill google all over your facebook
You: lol
Stranger: i'm a girl dumbass
You: it says ur a pedo
You: ???
Stranger: are you?
You: Omegle just wrote me a message
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: wtf?
You: did u rape a 2year old or something?
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: i'm 14 i don't think that's possible?!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey, asl?
Stranger: hello girl 14 sweden
You: lol, 14 male us
Stranger: sweet we are the sam age ^^
You: :) yeah. so what do you do for fun in sweden?
Stranger: well.... i don't know if i can say that to you... i am so shy
You: lol, theres nothin to be shy about. actually, im a little shy too :)
Stranger: hihi :) well we have a lots of sex here... it really inbaressing
Stranger: me and my friends plays a lots with sextoys....
Stranger: do girls in us have dildose
You: oh geeze :o do you like it from young guys or older guys, cause im actually a little older then i said ;)
You: yeah, but swedish girls are better
Stranger: well from older guys cus they are better in bed ^^
You: well, thats good

tryin to troll a troll.

You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>

You: hi
Stranger: Lol, a sex offender?
You: asl
Stranger: This is fucking lame.
You: what?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: U IDIOT
Stranger: FUCKER
You: hmmm?
You: what?
Stranger: Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: what is this
You: nothing
Stranger: u ass hole
Stranger: trying
You: dont use such language
You: im a child present
Stranger: to crap me
You: im playing on my brother's comouter
Stranger: go away
You: no why?
You: i wanna talk
Stranger: u bitch
Stranger: fuck up
You: hey thats not nice
Stranger: i am tracing urs IP
Stranger: my father is FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: u dont know me
Stranger: ok
You: it just said its not legit lol
You: you stoopid
Stranger: ive traced
You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: you see?
You: your a pedo
You: you creep
Stranger: u too
Stranger: u creep
You: no
Stranger: u baby
You: im not a pedo
Stranger: small
You: you a liar
Stranger: cock
Stranger: pedo
You: liar liar pants on fire
Stranger: u lier
Stranger: u fucker
Stranger: bitch
You: you cant spell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Steps to unlocking a 4chan Gold Account with unlimited posting, no flood warnings, no wordfilters, access to the secret raid board!
Oh and a little something extra just for b!
1. Go to 4changold.net
2. Click a link
3. ???????
4. PROFIT

8581823633

Part 1
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you a sex offender?
You: lolwat?
Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: that is what poped up
You: ure a sex offender?
Stranger: nope that was about you.
You: i dont see it
You: i just see one abbout u
Stranger: because you wont see it, sexx ofenders cant see warning about them selfs..
Stranger: because I showed to you that, which you can see
You: i think my roomate was charged with assault a few months ago
You: but i dont think it was all that bad
You: i guess we have the ip address
You: so whats up?
Stranger: so you know that was bad
Stranger: nothing interesting.. just watching tv. and you?
You: just surfing the internet
You: wish i still had tv
You: what r u watching?
Stranger: darklight
You: whats that about?
Stranger: I dont know, just started watch it
You: well the name sounds cool anyways olo
You: u gone on the compouter alot?
You: u go*

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: Maybe.
You: :P
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im f
You: :D
Stranger: roleplay?
You: Sure, where we starting?
Stranger: you pick
Stranger: the scnario
You: (Scenario: Make me a sandwich.)

Part 2
Stranger: not realy.. just when I am with y uncle...
You: does ur uncle have a good computer ? like can it play games?
Stranger: it can play games, but it is not so good, to play good games, that computer is for working..
You: wanna play this swedish officer game thing?
You: it like tests your memory, and iq?
Stranger: no thank you. how I told you i am watching movie, but you can send me a link, I will see it tomorow..
You: >>>/y/1176017
You: u have to scroll down a bit
You: click accept to join private room
You: ill probably be on tomorrow at like 5, it needs 4 players
You: just take a look at tonight and ill cya tomorrow maybe ;)
Stranger: it is porno site?
You: ? no it should say test environment initializing
You: u might have to scroll down past some ads
You: but thats about it
Stranger: there is nothing about that.. only porn..
You: OMG
You: sryr i sent u the wrong link
You: omg so sorry
You: http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/
You: srry
Stranger: ok ok
You: i guess i just had the wrong window open im so sorry
You: dont tell anyone about this i might lose my parole
You: shit im so sorry
Stranger: now I see what is on your computer.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: herro prease
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 4chan whore
You: wut?
You: no
Stranger: hahahaha
You: im just a pedohpile
You: dont mind me
Stranger: is that a fact
Stranger: i dont mind acually
Stranger: whats up
You: i just rape 2year olds, i would never go to 4chan
You: that place is fucked uped
Stranger: its 2yearoldrapists that visit 4chan
You: true
Stranger: it is acually
You: wise words
Stranger: but i love it still
You: same
You: i love fapping to CP
Stranger: i'm dropping mad knowledge
You: :)
Stranger: who doesnt
You: i know right?
Stranger: its crazy that more people dotn
Stranger: dont
You: alright i gotta go troll some peeps
Stranger: so small
Stranger: cute and innocent
You: cya
You: ur sick man
Stranger: me too
You: ur fucked up
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: <3
You: WILD OP FLEES
You have disconnected.

You:
<Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hellooo
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: omg... that is fucking hilarious
You: what are you talking about?
You: asl?
Stranger: what's up?
Stranger: nothing mr. sex offender
Stranger: let me guess... 4chan?
You: umm... sex offender?
You: what is 4chan?
You: i heard about omegle from a site called ebaums
Stranger: fine, i'll play around
Stranger: everyone plays dumb don't they
Stranger: 14 f usa
You: omy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: every /b/tards fantasy
Stranger: it's always eric bauman's fault

Part 3

You: i dont save anything i dont
Stranger: ha ha ha
You: the pictures they found werent mine
You: oimfg
You: dont tell anyone
You: please
Stranger: pictures?? what pictures
Stranger: I dont care anything of that man.. that is your problem
You: i used to do some modelling stuff, and this girl said she was 18, and i was working with this small time 'alternative' magazine
You: and they had a nude photoshoot, and it turned out she was only 15
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: do you get caught
You: i only had like 3 dozen pictures, to work with, but i got 2 months in a small prison
You: and now 10 months parole
Stranger: so you are sex offender
You: she said i also raped her after the shoot, but i swear to god it was consensual
You: i thought she was 18
Stranger: ha ha ha
Stranger: man you are sick
You: im not even 21 and i get charged for that
Stranger: because you are 18
You: but for all i knew she was of age
You: fuck, i lived in a small town too
You: so like everyone knew as soon as it happened, i was handing in the final copy of the photos right as three polic officers entered the magazine building
You: and the dam boss only had to pay 500$ in charges

You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi there ho there
Stranger: hi
You: how are ya
Stranger: ok u?
You: ahh no complains
Stranger: asl?
You: 52/m/everywhere
You: you?
Stranger: 18 f uk
Stranger: why everywhere?
You: oh well everywhere in the us
You: usa*
You: drive a truck, dont really have a home
You: you know how that is
Stranger: oh right
You: so do you omegle alot?
Stranger: not really- my flatmate showed it to me just a couple of months aga
Stranger: *ago
Stranger: but havent reallt been on it much
Stranger: u?
You: every once in a while when things calm down
Stranger: kl
You: so hows the weather in uk now a days
Stranger: getting better but generally shit
Stranger: hows the weather wherever u are?
You: currently in ohio
You: getting better
You: its been realk cold these past few weeks
Stranger: oh dear!
You: yeah
You: here hand on a min, cops at the door again, one sec il brb
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Part 4 Final

Stranger: so you are getting pictures of small girls??
You: while i had to pay a year
You: i swear to god, she said she was 18
Stranger: she said..
You: she didnt look 15 at all
Stranger: she can said that she is 21
You: steve wants on the computer, please dont mention anything
You: please
Stranger: ok man I need to leave, ore I wont get watch the movie
Stranger: :D
You: please dont say anything
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: thanks
Stranger: ok
You: it probably didnt help she had to have an abortion
You: but i gotta go
Stranger: ok
You: please dont say anything to anyone
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Stranger: hi
You: what the heck?
You: can you see that?
Stranger: umm what?
Stranger: the penguin?
Stranger: xD
You: omegle sent me a message saying your a sex offender :S
Stranger: pedophile :D
You: can you not see it??
Stranger: no
You: are you?
You: this:
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: you can see that?
You: cant*
Stranger: lool
Stranger: I'm a sex offender!?
Stranger: omg
You: thats what it told me :S
You: what the fuck did you do
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i didn't do anything!
Stranger: I have met many perverts without any warnings!
You: well apparently your one :S
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy
You: how old?
You: im studying law
Stranger: 15
You: maybe i can help :)
Stranger: m
You: 15??
Stranger: yeah
You: hmm must be some mistake
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: HELL YEAH!
You: hmm give me a min
You: i need to look some stuff up ok

>>206094679 Contd

You: we can sort this out :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: :)
You: and your promise me your not a perv?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I promise
You: what country?
Stranger: finland
You: ok
You: ok right
Stranger: I wanna ask u!
You: send an email to
Stranger: do they have rights for this crap!
Stranger: I didn't accept anything!
You: hmm
Stranger: ...
You: yeah they do unfortunately
You: send an email to
You: paedohelp@finland.fi
You: and just say what happened
Stranger: lol
You: and how your not a perv
You: ok?
Stranger: ok thanks
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You: hey!
Stranger: RAPE
You: funny you say that...
Stranger: EPAR
You: look at what i just got
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Stranger: Yeah, don't believe that, it's a website
Stranger: pulling a prank
You: i doubt it, you just yelled rape
Stranger: RAPE
You: you sick bastard
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>>206088450
hahaha, fucking win

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You: hi
Stranger: Oh heyyy
Stranger: Ya troll.
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we have a clever one on our hands...

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You: hello!
Stranger: Hihi
You: whats up?
Stranger: nothing really, just bored, wbu?
You: same
You: just looking at some pictures
You: of my family that i used to live with
You: :/
Stranger: Awweh thats sad. miss them?
You: but now all i see is a fucking gray wall
You: yeah
Stranger: Awweh what sucks
You: i know
You: anyway asl??
Stranger: umm. i dont give my asl on this think :P
Stranger: Don't trust it
You: ohh lol well you have nothing to worry about
You: im stuck in here for 5 or so years
You: lol
Stranger: Why?
You: in jail lol
You: id rather not say
Stranger: Your in jail right now?
You: yeah they let us have 20 minutes on the computer
You: and they let us only go on this
You: because theres no personal information
Stranger: Oh hahah :P
You: hahaha yeah i raped a little girl
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Stranger: konichiwa
You: hi there
Stranger: helloooo :)
You: heh how you doing?
Stranger: fine you?
You: good im looking for someone to share pics with
Stranger: keep looking :P
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Stranger: Hey asl
You: Robot unicorn attack??
Stranger: Robot dino attack!!!!!
You: no
You: robot unicorn atttack
You: alwayssss
Stranger: Your right, live t-Rex attack
You: NO
You: ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK
Stranger: Nooo. Asl!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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You: Hello.
Stranger: You again?
You: Huh?
You: I just got here.
Stranger: You were here yesterday
You: I was dead yesterday.
Stranger: Pics?
You: Zombies don't know how to use cameras.
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Stranger: how many of them did u touch
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: ur a sex offender
Stranger: u offend sex
You: What?
You: I don't get it.
Stranger: i know all about u joeseph
You: Why so basement?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: good shit
You: Who?
You: My daughter?
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: sir
Stranger: y dont u have a seat right over there...
You: *gasp*
Stranger: just right over ther
You: I think I'll be going now
You: You see... need to do some stuff.
Stranger: im not going to arrest u
Stranger: what were u planning to do
You: nigger
Stranger: *gasp*
You: Say hi to /b/?
Stranger: hi /b/ :)
You: :3
You: Bai <3

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You: Hello.
Stranger: yea like thats real^
You: What?
You: I'm not a bot if that is what you are implying...
Stranger: yea know your going to say "what"
Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: this..?
You: FUCK
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You: hi :)
Stranger: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: whats up
You: hah
You: not much, just chillin
You: you ?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: same watching my friend play xbox
You: oh thats neat
You: whats he playing?
Stranger: nhl something
You: oh cool, you know you could use the controller as a vibrator?
You: feels great in the ass dude
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i should try it
You: yea
You: you might have to stretch a bit
You: or have your friend help
You: commonly, my bro uses a stick of butter, half on controller, half on rectum
Stranger: nah my friend isnt gay
You: and after a few times it just slides in
You: it isnt gay man
Stranger: not this ine
Stranger: *one
You: just anal stimulaton
You: so are you gay?
You: stimulation *
Stranger: im bi
You: does it bother your friend?
You: have you ever jacked that mother fucker off?
Stranger: he doesnt know
Stranger: haha
You: want me to tell him man?
Stranger: nah

hahahahaha, this is full of lulz

LOL

best response ive gotten in a while

Not the right thing, but still funny
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STRANGER
Stranger: heeey
You: I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU
You: UNLESS YOU PUT YOUR SHOE ON YOUR HEAD
Stranger: HORNY stranger ;)
You: PUT YOUR SHOE ON YOUR HEAD
You: THAT WILL REALLY TURN ME ON
Stranger: okaay fine , I'm sooo horny :)
You: IS IT ON YOUR HEAD
Stranger: yes
You: AAAAAAAAAAND IM SPENT
You: TY
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Stranger: looking for a girl with pics or webcam
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You: hi
Stranger: lol u are a reg. sex ofender
You: huh?
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You: wtf
Stranger: it says this for u
You: omg
Stranger: u have any family members that ues the comp.
You: nope
You: she was...
You: she told me she was 16!!
You: im gonna kill that whore
Stranger: what?
Stranger: what hapened?
You: me and this girl
You: she said she was 16
You: send me pics and vids of her yknow
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
You: i gotta go sort this shit bro
You: thanks for telling me dude!
Stranger: man ur scrued
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You: hey
Stranger: Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: ur a pedo
You: wtf?
Stranger: nopeThat is what i got from you
You: wtf?!?
Stranger: see the stranger part?
You: is this a joke?
You: fuck
Stranger: That is you
You: fuck
You: wtf do i do
You: im on probation
You: fuck
Stranger: i dunno
You: omg
You: they have my ip
Stranger: But that what it said when you connected
You: shit
You: so how old are you?
Stranger: Why o.O
You: just asking?
Stranger: It said that you are a sexual offender :p
You: its a lie

You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: CE?
You: hows it going?
Stranger: or worse, /b/?
You: ???
Stranger: the less you know, the better trust me
Stranger: those are two groups of freaks
Stranger: just to warn you
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You: hey
You: what's up?
Stranger: ur a sex offender
You: what?
You: no...
Stranger: the message at the top says
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You: I think you're hallucinating buddy... definitely doesn't say that...
Stranger: no but u cant see the message
You: hmmm
You: well I'm def not a sex offender
Stranger: k

lulz

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Stranger: asl
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.> Hiii :D
You: 15/f/manchester
You: where are you from?
You: hello
Stranger: r u a sex offender
You: I am fifteen! :D hahaha
You: what a crazy thing to say :D
You: lol
You: How old r u?
Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.> Hiii :D
You: OMG :o
You: U R A SEX OFFENDER?
You: um
You: excuse me, i have to leave...

>>206085717

LOL

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Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: ......
Stranger: LMFAO
You: hahahahahaha
Stranger: YES
Stranger: /b/ FTW
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: YESS
You: 4CHAN RAWKZZZZ
Stranger: LMFAOOO
Stranger: POST THIS SHIT LMFAO

Stranger: you have been a bad girl, dressing slutty like that.. daddy isnt happy
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>Hi there, daddy

Stranger: penis
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: vagina
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You:
<Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: hey.
You: lolz
You: hai
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: wuts up negro
You: nm
You: kthxbai anon
Stranger: bai
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: u a sex offender?
You: what gives you that impression?
Stranger: nothing r u?
You: no way bro
You: are you?
Stranger: im a gbur
You: heh heh
Stranger: no
Stranger: can u give me relationship advice
Stranger: ?
You: sure
Stranger: k so are u a boyu or a GIRL?
You: 1 sec actually im about to ejaculate
You: ok done
You: anyway im male
Stranger: age?
You: 67
You: 18 in dog years
You: i am a dog in my furry fandom
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You: hi
Stranger: Oh heyyy
Stranger: Ya troll.
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we have a clever one on our hands...

>>206096924
lulz

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You: FUCK
You: LOL
Stranger: HAHA
You: fail

>>206098154

LOL, epic win

You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: Hai asl?
Stranger: umm wut r u doin?
You: I'm just sitting here, are you a girl?
Stranger: your a sex offender
You: No I'm not
Stranger: it says on the thing at the top u r
You: What thing? I don't get it, I'm not a sex offender
You: I'm 16
Stranger: umm i think ur dad is a pdeophile
You: ....what? How? why do you say this?
Stranger: it says
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You: FUCK FUCK FUCK
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You: female?
Stranger: Yeah...
You: then y arent u in the kitchen
You: who taught u how to read
Stranger: I am
Stranger: My computer is in the kitchen
You: i dont see a sandwhich being made
Stranger: Learn to spell you misogynist prick
You: i think the word ur looking for is pig
Stranger: Look up the word prick, you dumb asshole
You: no
Stranger: It's another word for dick, which you are
You: i dont take orders from women
You: there not even really people
Stranger: Fuck a duck, cocksucker
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You: Hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 28 m US
You: 26 m us here
Stranger: hello 2 u 2...
You: what are you up to?
Stranger: chillin... waqtchin TV...
You: word....I'm watching basketball and studying for a final before I go out and get drunk
Stranger: lol... I remember those days... who's playin in your area...?
You: wvu/nd
Stranger: oh the big east tourney... I feel that...
You: yeah....there isn't shit going on out in oregon
You: lol
You: other than half our team getting arrested, suspended, or kicked off the team
You: for football
Stranger: oh damn... yeah ya'll had a rough football season... lol...
Stranger: Ya'll was starting 2 sound like the carolina panthers... lol...
You: yeah...
You: hah...at least we made it to the rose bowl... I doubt that'll happen next year though
Stranger: yeah if those charges stick on a lot of your guys that's going 2 b rough...
You: yeah...well, our RB and QB both plead guilty and caught plea deals
Stranger: I gotta roll though it was a pleasure sir..... in Oregon... my little one is awake... uuuggghhhh...
You: the RB is going to jail for 10 days and has 2 years of probation, the QB has 140 hours of cs
You: little one, eh?
You: kids are bad news
Stranger: wow that's a hell of a deal though...
Stranger: tell me about it... if u don't have any stay freeeeeee!!!....
You: haha
You: adios

You:
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You: Hey
You: :D
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You: asl???
You: OH damn
Stranger: DAMMIT
You: !!!
You: /b/?
You: :D
Stranger: yep
You: LOL
Stranger: so much win

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You: Why dont you take a seat?
Stranger: Het
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Done
You: K
You: now
You: asl
Stranger: Ha
Stranger: I
Stranger: m a dude
You: fem :)
Stranger: Dude
You: 14 / f / cali
You: you
Stranger: Much older, oddly in Cali now too
Stranger: Not from here
You: wanna hoook up :)?
You: or need a pic first
Stranger: Bit young for me hon
You: naw
You: ive been with a 25 yr old :)
Stranger: I'm like way older
You: I love the mature men :)
You: Can't stand all these brats where i live
Stranger: You're about to get a lecture
You: ok
Stranger: I have a daughter
You: woah
You: go on
Stranger: If she (in a while, is just a babyh
Stranger: )
Stranger: Was on this looking to hook up...
Stranger: I would lose it, there would be a dead man on the other end
You: o.o
You: but y
You: i make money doing this usually
You: dad said it 'helps the family'
Stranger: Ha, entreprenure
Stranger: Dad is a pice of shit
You: wats a pice
Stranger: Piece, sorry, phone
You: and please refrain from cussing, the only time that im allowed to use swear wurds is when it starts to hurt
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Well I wish you luck in your future street walks

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You: Hi there
Stranger: haha hey
You: what's up?
Stranger: http://image.minitruckinweb.com/f/11530154/0901mt_09_z+2008_spring_fling+hot_girl.jpg
You: no thanks
You: i learned to don't trust links and stuff
Stranger: haha
Stranger: o well your a sex offender
You: what the hell?
Stranger: thats what it sayyss
You: !!!
Stranger: yuppp
Stranger: im nottt lying!
You: you're...
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Its like an instant conversation breaker...

>>206097946
wow fail, who talks about /b/?

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Stranger: asl?
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>Hellooo :)
You: 54/m/mexico
Stranger: Lmfao.
Stranger: seriously?
You: HAHA, yes
You: what is so crazy about that?
Stranger: Dude, creeper much?
Stranger: Damnn.
You: a.s.l?
Stranger: TOO YOUNG FOR YOU, Female, Nunya.
Stranger: Later bitch. Keep creepin'. ;)

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ive recieved this message
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Stranger: is that true?
You: hmmmm
You: when?
Stranger: i recieved it just before you saud hey
You: oO
Stranger: said*
You: wtf
You: im not a sexual offender
Stranger: yeah apparently a person i was talking to earlier got the same message about me
You: im at my uncle's house
You: oh fuck
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: ruuuunnn
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Stranger: gi asl?
Stranger: hi*
Stranger: wussup
You: 43 m Ny
You: hello
You: and how old are you?
Stranger: FU U FUCKIN PEDO!!!!!!!!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi im male and horny. U? Adl
Stranger: Asl
You: 13/f/cali :)
Stranger: Sexxxy
You: ;D!
Stranger: Im 13 alsoo! Babe(:
You: Wow awesome
Stranger: Yeah haha and im from cali!
Stranger: But we movedd
You: :o!
Stranger: Do you have an AIM?
Stranger: ?
You: no :c
You: dad says i cant hav 1
Stranger: :(
You: so i use this
Stranger: Wbout a yahoo messenger?
You: no messengers :9
You: :( *
Stranger: Wow...
You: i can upload a tinypic real quick
You: if u wanna see me
Stranger: Well im horny (very) and you have nothing so...
Stranger: Send one to my email
Stranger: Plzplz
You: i do hav a fone
You: i can upload a sexy pic :)
You: tinypic is quicker, if dad sees email in the history id be soooo grounded
Stranger: It has to be to my email bc im on my itouch and i can only see pics on email. So pleasee
Stranger: Okayy i'll text u
Stranger: Wait actually u need to send it to my email! Plzz cuz i dont have pic messaging :/
You: wait
You: my bros itouch emails
Stranger: I got sexxxy pics two. Send some to my email. And you wont be sorry(:
Stranger: Okay do thatt then. Just email me a sexy pic of youu(;
You: http://i44.tinypic.com/200xxew.jpg
You: just go there
You: itouches have internets
You: internet *

--work in progress

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You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: Hi there
Stranger: Hello, sex offender.
You: wtf
Stranger: Have a seat right over there.
You: wh..
You: what are you talkin' about
Stranger: So.
Stranger: You enjoy touching the little boys I hear.
You: WHY THE HELL THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT!!!!
Stranger: Why do you do that?
You: I DIDN'!
You: WASN'T MY FAULT!
Stranger: and why wasn't it your fault?
Stranger: Surely the little boy didn't come onto you.
You: it was a girl
You: she started...
You: I couldn't stop
You: but when she didn't want more
You: I didn't stop
Stranger: And why didn't you stop?
You: i liked it so much!
Stranger: Mmmhmmm.
Stranger: This has been Dateline NBC with Chris Hanson.
Stranger: Chris Hanson signing off.
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You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>

You: hey
Stranger: bi girl/lesbian?
You: man, gay

/b/ I have a winrar here! You know what to do!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi im male and horny. U? Adl
Stranger: Asl
You: 13/f/cali :)
Stranger: Sexxxy
You: ;D!
Stranger: Im 13 alsoo! Babe(:
You: Wow awesome
Stranger: Yeah haha and im from cali!
Stranger: But we movedd
You: :o!
Stranger: Do you have an AIM?
Stranger: ?
You: no :c
You: dad says i cant hav 1
Stranger: :(
You: so i use this
Stranger: Wbout a yahoo messenger?
You: no messengers :9
You: :( *
Stranger: Wow...
You: i can upload a tinypic real quick
You: if u wanna see me
Stranger: Well im horny (very) and you have nothing so...
Stranger: Send one to my email
Stranger: Plzplz
You: i do hav a fone
You: i can upload a sexy pic :)
You: tinypic is quicker, if dad sees email in the history id be soooo grounded
Stranger: It has to be to my email bc im on my itouch and i can only see pics on email. So pleasee
Stranger: Okayy i'll text u
Stranger: Wait actually u need to send it to my email! Plzz cuz i dont have pic messaging :/
You: wait
You: my bros itouch emails
Stranger: I got sexxxy pics two. Send some to my email. And you wont be sorry(:
Stranger: Okay do thatt then. Just email me a sexy pic of youu(;
You: http://i44.tinypic.com/200xxew.jpg
You: just go there
You: itouches have internets
You: internet *

Stranger: hello
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: your a sex offender?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: of course not im only 15
Stranger: then why does your computer say your a sex offender
You: i dont see what your talking about where did you get that message
You: i didnt say that
Stranger: it came up as soon as you joined the chat
You: oh shit
You have disconnected.

Stranger: lets get marry'd
You: Hello
You: haha, asl?
Stranger: omg you're a sex offender?!
You: What?
You: People have been saying things like that all night.
Stranger: Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: thats what it said
You: Where?
Stranger: when i first logged into the chat
You: haha
You: that's a good joke
You: you know im not a sex offender right?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: uhmm sure...
Stranger: *hides children*
You: so where do you live?
Stranger: i'm not telling you!
Stranger: perv!
You: What?
You: Is this some kind of joke on omegle now?
You: calling people rapists and things like this/
Stranger: you're a sex offender!
Stranger: you probably wanna watch me undress
You: No
Stranger: you really are a sex offender aren't you??
You: I have a girlfriend
You: I'm not a sex offender
Stranger: omg were you on to catch a predator
You: Well, once..
Stranger: hahahaha
You: But they said they would erase the records
Stranger: hahahahahaa
You: So, how did you find out
You: I gotta hide my shit
You: DID YOU HACK INTO MY FOLDERS?!
Stranger: yupperss
You: Really?!
You: How?
Stranger: i'm just good like that
Stranger: i'm naked
Stranger: can you see me?
Stranger: you perv!!!
You: no
You: I can
You: 't
Stranger: :O
Stranger: you just said you can!!!
ahhh!!!!
You: So, really, all jokes aside, how old are you?
Stranger: 20

>>206101933 Oops, wrong copy/paste
You: just go there
You: itouches have internets
You: internet *
Stranger: Yeah ik but my safari thing is broken..
Stranger: Why cant you just send it to my email?..
You: i dont want dad to see i've been emailing
Stranger: Wtf he wont
Stranger: Just delete the email after u send it
You: i dont wanna risk it :((
Stranger: Plzz
You: if ur phone is anywhere from this century, it has pic messaging
Stranger: It'll be worth it babe. Do it for meee
Stranger: Uh mines doesnt. I dont even have texting :(
You: well whats your email
You: ???
Stranger: Why? Are u gonna send it? Cuz i dont want some pedophile freak getting my email without sending any pics..
You: yes ill send it silly :) as long as you send me one back
Stranger: Okay babe(.
Stranger: (:
Stranger: I promiseeee i will
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com
Stranger: K?
Stranger: ???
You: yeah ;D
You: one sec, taking pic, then gotta upload and send
You: so just give me a minute
Stranger: Okayy. I'll send back with a pic(;

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SCHWING!
Stranger: YAY!
Stranger: SOMEBODY FUN!
Stranger: your fun right?
You: Caps lock is cruise control for cool
You: but you've gotta steer.
You: I am fun.
Stranger: awesomeeeee
You: Are you fun?
Stranger: Dude nobody on this effin site understands Moo-Day Fridays and I'm like, well then fuck you bitch!
Stranger: darn them and there non belief in Moo-Day Fridays!
You: Moo-day?
Stranger: Just something I call Fridays
You: What is this Friday you speak of?
Stranger: Every friday I call it Moo-Day Friday
Stranger: you go around and moo at people
Stranger: it's epic
You: That sounds
Stranger: you know poke a cheek or two
You: Amazing.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: you should try it sometime
You: I do it every day of the week but designating it to one day? that's awesome.
Stranger: I kno! You wannna know the rest of the days of the week!?
Stranger: They are pretty epic too, but Fridays are the most epic
Stranger: makes it even more epic than fridays already are!
You: Okay.
You: I'll indulge.
You: Does it have to do with chocolate?
Stranger: ... no :(
You: You know what I like to do with chocolate?
You: I like to dip my arms in it and have hobos lick them clean.
Stranger: I'm afraid to know, but then again I'm curious so shoot
Stranger: ????
You: it feels amazing.
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: Sounds awesome
Stranger: lkja gkr
You: And I do it to my genitals too.
Stranger: See, there we go with the sexual shit
Stranger: let me guess, your a guy
You: No, sir.
Stranger: I'm no sir either
Stranger: Thank ya very much
You: Well that's not exactly true.
You: I once was a guy.
Stranger: Awwwww shit
Stranger: wow.
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You: I AM THE ALMIGHTY OMEGLE WIZARD. IF YOU HAVE COME TO SEEK ADVICE FROM ME, YOU HAVE MY EARS MORTAL. BE WARNED THAT THE ADVICE GIVEN IS %100 ACURATE. YOU SHALL SUCCEED WITH MY ADVICE.
Stranger: That's pretty awesome.
You: YOU HAVE ONE QUESTION AND ONE ALONE
You: MAKE A WIE CHOICE
You: WISE*
Stranger: Tell me, then, O wise Omegle Wizard, a standard and lowly question, how can I ever find the right person for me?
You: TIE THE PERSON UP. IF THEY ARE THE RIGHT PERSON THEY WILL STAY WITH YOU
Stranger: Awesome. I'll have the opportunity tomorrow.
Stranger: Thank you, O Wise One.
You: DO NOT FORGET THE ROPE
You: THE ROPE IS KEY TO YOUR LOVE LIFE
Stranger: Indeed it shall be.
Stranger: I shan't forget it.
You: INDEED FAREWELL
Stranger: Fare thee well!
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You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: Hi there.
Stranger: Hello!
You: what's up?
Stranger: Nothing really.
Stranger: You?
You: The sky, I suppose
Stranger: Lovely!
You: So...
You: I'm kinda bored
You: d you know any good jokes?
Stranger: As am I.
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: Knock Knock!
You: Who is it?
Stranger: The FBI.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: The FBI who?
You: lol
You: it said If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: Agent Monterello.
Stranger: Indeed it does.
You: That's not a joke
Stranger: Oh but it is.
You: Knock Knock
Stranger: ONe second, changing.
Stranger: Come in?
You: (lol) Hi there. *ñiaaaaah*
Stranger: Nyah?
Stranger: You speak spanish?
You: I'm nyahing, don't you see?
Stranger: SHHH
You: You seem to really be an FBI
Stranger: WATSONS HERE!
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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Male or female?
Stranger: m
You: F
You: Are ya cute?
Stranger: depends what your definition of cute is
You: Well tell me how you look like then i will think
Stranger: well im 5'10'' tall sorta skiny
You: whats your hair color
Stranger: brown
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: thats cute
You: whats your eye color?
Stranger: your sick
You: hahahahhaha
You: i love 4chan
You: mach me a sammich you damn man
Stranger: fuck you you piece of shit
You: HAhahahahahhaahhaha

Come on /b/rothers, lets fuck with this guy
Stranger: Why? Are u gonna send it? Cuz i dont want some pedophile freak getting my email without sending any pics..
You: yes ill send it silly :) as long as you send me one back
Stranger: Okay babe(.
Stranger: (:
Stranger: I promiseeee i will
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.> Hi :) a.s.l?
Stranger: I AM THE HIPPOPATMUIS MAN\
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.> LOL
Stranger: l0l
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.> how old r u? i'm 15 :)
Stranger: 14
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.> :D awesome :D
Stranger: lol
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.> hey, where r u from?
Stranger: california

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You: hello thar
Stranger: thats creepy
You: what
You: ?
Stranger: alright
Stranger: creepy

Stranger: <object width="575" height="324"><param name="movie" value="http://www.vevo.com/VideoPlayer/Embedded?videoId=USUV71000338&playlist=false&aut
oplay=0&playerId=62FF0A5C-0D9E-4AC1-AF04-1D9E97EE3961&playerType=embedded"></para
m><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.vevo.com/VideoPlayer/Embedded?videoId=USUV71000338&playlist=false&autop
lay=0&playerId=62FF0A5C-0D9E-4AC1-AF04-1D9E97EE3961&playerType=embedded" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="575" height="324"></embed></object>
Stranger: oops
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.> do you lie in the city or the countrycide? i live in the countryside!
Stranger: city l0l
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.> which city ? i live in the country
Stranger: hollywood

>>206088450
LOOK KIMMO, spend your ant money on this instead

>>206102839
>>206102839
>>206102839
Stranger: Nakedd(:
Stranger: I'll send u back some sexy
You: k, please give me a minute though
Stranger: Okay babee
You: gotta be afk for a mirror shot, stay online pls
You: wont be gone long :)
Stranger: I will i will babe
Stranger: Remember. Take at leastt 5 plzz babee
You: Okay took the first
You: :)
You: any specific poses for other 4?
Stranger: Okayy. Hurry babe!
You: just a few more mins!
Stranger: Uh noo just do 1 and 2 full body
Stranger: 2) look really sexxxy and do some sexy thing
Stranger: And maybe some more fullbody or fingeringg
Stranger: Okayy(:

This is going fucking great

You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: You again?
Stranger: Seriosly
You: what?
Stranger: How long have you been doing this for?
You: WHAT?
Stranger: Weve met like five times already
Stranger: I said it was a small world
You: Are you high?
You: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Stranger: The fact that your mum sucks too hard

You:
<Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: so ur a registered sex offender
You: maybe..... how did you know?
Stranger: i guessed
You: o i guess half the internet is
You: anyways
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You: hi asl
Stranger: 7 male wisconson
You: oh perfect
Stranger: Yepperee my momy says I'm perfect
You: ill bet you are ;)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:

<Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: What's up?
Stranger: oh hey whats up?
Stranger: guess what?
You: Blazin', you?
You: Sup?
Stranger: my dad is chief of police and a team has already recorded this convo and your IP. so yeah pretty much bored
You: What's that about?
Stranger: because that message aboave there
Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: What, about me smoking?
Stranger: that one
You: I don't see that on here?
Stranger: i showed that to me
You: Wtf.
Stranger: ok but before i go.....u mad?
You: Nah /b/ro.
Stranger: i trole you! ahahaha
You: LOLOLO
Stranger: im 12 and wat is this?

Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com

He's about to split, was hoping to see an epic reaction (not a personal army, see above)

Who admits that they're 23 and male?
Really?

Faggots.

Stranger: hey
You: <---- | 104 dirty old man pervert from NYC looking for 18+ fem vagoo |
Stranger: only 104?
You: yep
Stranger: sorry hun have 2 b at least 105
You: fark!
Stranger: life sucks dont it
You: you dont say
You: exceptions?
You: this one time
Stranger: well if u dnt croak in the next yr maybe u can hit me up
You: I promise to let you straighten my wrinckles
Stranger: ahh so tempting
Stranger: but i need something more
You: c i knew you were a perv
Stranger: of course i am
You: we all need more
Stranger: ya nothing is ever enough
You: so get nekkid
You: show me the goodies
Stranger: yah becuz my 102 year old body is ravashing

You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: Hey
Stranger: Rrrright
Stranger: Hi
You: What's up? a/s/l?
Stranger: 13/m/fl
Stranger: You?
You: Oo 20/m/LA here. You like cock?
Stranger: Oh, I love cock
You: Oh really? ;)
You: Well you know...
You: That...
You: Makes you a faggot.

what kind of law has 864 sections? lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: Hi..
You: 13/m/us
Stranger: Ohh kiddie
You: lol
Stranger: I'm 17 f japan
Stranger: So y r u on omegle
You: bored
You: are you really from japan?
Stranger: Yeaaaa y
You: japan's cool
Stranger: HahhHa
Stranger: Sooo r u horny

Stranger: i like big boys
You: i'm pretty big
Stranger: yah that's wat they all say
You: (-------------------------------------------------------------------------------> this really big
Stranger: i like it bigger
You: I got horse for you....would that do it?
Stranger: i've been told i'm very hard to please
Stranger: you'll have to do even better than that
You: ah man, high maintenance huh?
Stranger: ya i no
Stranger: =[
Stranger: sucks for you buddy
You: i know you suck....
You: cumbucket
Stranger: and you swallow
You: sure
You: faggot
Stranger: i bet ur ass hole is huuuuuuuuge
Stranger: from all the dicks shoved up there
You: dont be jealous fag
You: cant get laid huh?
You: wanna touch my pee pee?
Stranger: and u wanna touch my poo poo then sure
You: eww
You: eat mine

Part 2 from before.
Stranger: bhatashwin@yahoo.com
Stranger: K?
Stranger: ???
You: yeah ;D
You: one sec, taking pic, then gotta upload and send
You: so just give me a minute
Stranger: Okayy. I'll send back with a pic(;
Stranger: Okayy take some nakedd:D
Stranger: Plzz
Stranger: Cuz i have naked ones of me. And if u send 3 naked of u. I will twoo(:
Stranger: Okay babe?
You: gotcha ;)
Stranger: Send like 5 thoughhh plz plz
Stranger: Nakedd(:
Stranger: I'll send u back some sexy
You: k, please give me a minute though
Stranger: Okay babee
You: gotta be afk for a mirror shot, stay online pls
You: wont be gone long :)
Stranger: I will i will babe
Stranger: Remember. Take at leastt 5 plzz babee

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:
<Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
Stranger: Help me.
You: Can I help you with my penis?
Stranger: I'm stuck in a shipping crate with omegle as my only contact with the oustide world.
You: ok?
You: how can I help
Stranger: Call the authorities.
You: maybe if you show me some tits I could get you out
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Call 911 and say Timothy Zahn is stuck in a crate.
You: you know what
You: I'm going to let you die in there
Stranger: And to contact Jonathan Zahn of Chicago, Micigan.
You: just because it gets my dick hard
You: you suffocating in that tiny crate makes my nipples harden
You: screaming for help with only your sweaty body there to comfort you
You: hot glistening body...
Stranger: ...
You: I would join you in the crate after you die
You: and make love to your rotting anus
You: the smell of semen and 6 week old rotting meat
Stranger: I hope there's a bomb in here.
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thank you for the lulz /b/
i needed a good troll

Part 3
Stranger: Remember. Take at leastt 5 plzz babee
You: Okay took the first
You: :)
You: any specific poses for other 4?
Stranger: Okayy. Hurry babe!
You: just a few more mins!
Stranger: Uh noo just do 1 and 2 full body
Stranger: 2) look really sexxxy and do some sexy thing
Stranger: And maybe some more fullbody or fingeringg
Stranger: Okayy(:
You: gotcha ;)
You: brb
Stranger: Thx sooo muchh babe
Stranger: R u done?
Stranger: Whyy?
You: it takes a minute
You: then i have to still upload with the usb cord thingy
You: then email
Stranger: Oh okayy
You: we have something called dial-er internet
You: or something
Stranger: Well i hopee theyre reall sexy(:
You: oh, you'll love them ;)!
Stranger: Dial-up. Haha yeah thts..lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: <---- | 104 dirty old man pervert from NYC looking for 18+ fem vagoo |
You: /b/rother ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah
You: haha
You: peace
Stranger: >>206106383
Stranger: later
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Final Part
Stranger: I hopeee sooo!
Stranger: :D
You: okay
You: i sent thef irst 1
You: try email
Stranger: Then that loggs me off of omeglee
Stranger: So did u alreaddy send all of them? Or justt one?
You: sending #2 now
You: takes a min to upload the pic
Stranger: Oookay babe
Stranger: Tell me when ur done so i can go check and sendd backk(:
You: 3rd one sent
You: 2 more :)
Stranger: Awesomeee babe(:
Stranger: I rly hope theyre seeexxxxyyy
Stranger: :D
You: 1 more
Stranger: Awesomeeee
Stranger: Done?
You: almost
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Typing...?
You: <Your IP has been logged Under law 153:276:935 section 864, address recorded and a mark has been made on your profile. While trying to recieve illegal child pornography, no action will be made, but we will be monitoring you for suspicious future activities>
You: Have a good day sir :)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: spank me
You: would you like that
Stranger: i already talked to you
Stranger: you called me a pedophile and said i raped a 2 year old
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You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: salut!
You: bonjour!
You: thats the only french i know lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what's that message: wordref
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: that message: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: huh?
You: are you talking with a sex offender?
Stranger: I don't know what it is!
You: i am 12 and i dont know what this is either!
Stranger: you telled that but I don't know if that message is true..
Stranger: you are not really 12
Stranger: I know that
You: how do you know
Stranger: I chatting withe a fake 13 years old guy who say that.. it's to complicated to translate from french to english
Stranger: I usually speaks french
Stranger: but you knowe
You: oh OK
Stranger: hoe old are you, really!
You: i said 12
You: i am 12
You: really
Stranger: it's youg!
Stranger: I think you should not be there..
Stranger: there are a lot of crazy people
Stranger: ..
Stranger: I'll leave..
You: well how old are you
Stranger: bye
Stranger: 18
You: oh
You: so you must know what this is then
Stranger: what this?
You: well
You: i am 12
You: and what is this?
Stranger: this what??
You: THIS GODDAMMIT
You: GO SURRENDER TO SOMEONE FRENCHIE JEEZ

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: Hey.
Stranger: hey ;)
You: Asl?
Stranger: 16 f usa
You: Really? Same here! Where in the US do you live?
Stranger: new jersey
You: No way.
Stranger: you?
You: I live in NY.
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Very. ;)
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: Mm you a dirty girl?
Stranger: very ;)
You: You like having your pussy sucked?
Stranger: only if youl finger my ass too
You: Mm baby I'm going to suck your pussy and fist your ass at the same time
You: Where's the bengay?
Stranger: idk...
You: Oh it's right here in my pocket
You: I'm gonna rub this bengay all over your pussy, and I'm gonna smear the inside of your asshole with it
You: You like that baby?
Stranger: yea
You: Mmm yeahh I'm sucking the bengay off your pussy
You: How's that feel?
You: You like that bengay on your clit?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: fuck me
You: Ooo now now, who's the one on their knees? I still need to fist your asshole.
Stranger: fuck it for me
You: I push my whole bengay covered fist in your ass..
You: That hurt slut?
Stranger: no
You: You like that?
Stranger: it feels good
You: It feels good! You are one kinky bitch. Mmm
Stranger: yea i am
You: You want me to fuck you now?
Stranger: yep
You: Mm ok, I'm putting on my strap-on now
You: Look at that... fucking huge, 18" cock
Stranger: your a girl?
You: Ooh yea baby you didn't see my pussy?
You: Here, I'll help you see it.
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Kinky bitch.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 14/f/canada
You: =)
Stranger: u?
You: 18 m Canada
You: What city?
Stranger: iim not gonna tell u the city but i will tell u the province
You: k
Stranger: pei
Stranger: u?
You: pei?
Stranger: prince edward island
You: lol got that a second after i typed that

You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: hey
You: hi :)
Stranger: soup /b/?
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Break more rules faggot

gotta mix it up a bit

You: im from new foundland
Stranger: haha
Stranger: cool
You: yea =)
You: so what are you into
Stranger: what do u mean ?
You: u know.....
Stranger: like what do i like to do and shit?
You: yea....
Stranger: or guys or girls?
You: what you like to do with guys or girls
Stranger: umm im straight so i like guys .....
You: I like girls especially your kind
Stranger: my kind?
You: Your age

Stranger: oh : )
You: How close to new found land are you?
Stranger: just south of u
You: like kilometers i mean
Stranger: idk im 14 im still in school and i dont memorize stuff like that
You: o
Stranger: i mean im smart but i dont really know
You: well im headed over to p. ed. next week
You: maybe meet?
Stranger: like when?
Stranger: like the 20th or something?
You: what city you live in?
Stranger: charlottetown
You: =)
You: i think im heading through there on the 21
Stranger: how long r u staying?
You: just the night at the best western. you know where that is?
Stranger: yeah but the only way i can meet u is if u pick me up from school
You: the 21 is a sunday
Stranger: i know
You: u have school on sundays
Stranger: no that why i wanted to know how long u were staying cuz if u were staying till monday u could come and meet me at school
You: What r u doing sunday?

Stranger: idk but because its sunday my parents wont let me go anywhere..they suck ass
You: o you could sneak away
Stranger: im sry i cant
Stranger: when r u leaving?
You: i might be able to change my plans then....
You: the 18th
Stranger: march break sry
Stranger: and im leaving the island
You: i might be able to stay till monday
Stranger: the 22d?
You: ya
Stranger: well if were gonna meet me at school u should come at lunch and i will skip school they wont do anything
Stranger: my teachers wont call my parents
You: K. Sounds good =) what would you want to do?
Stranger: idk whatever u want : )
Stranger: got facebook or msn?

You: I have email lol
You: wanna see some of my pics?
Stranger: i just wanna make sure ur not a cop that goes to my school and is all like" u shouldnt give this info out to people u dont know" and get me in trouble
You: nope not that kinda guy\
Stranger: good
You: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2d85eu8&s=5
You: go there thats me
Stranger: whats ur email then so u can tell me when ur coming and stuff
Stranger: and okay
You: whats ur school?
Stranger: i go to alt ed so its not in a school but its at the royalty cent and u have to got up the stairs to ur right and down the hall theres a sign that sais alternative education and theres like 6 people in the class and im the only girl
You: what do you look like? can you upload pic
Stranger: i got kicked out of my real school cuz i was a bad ass
You: ha lol
Stranger: umm yeah on sec
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/nicolemae
Stranger: u dont need facebook to see my profile pic
You: your cute
Stranger: thanks
You: what time yout hink i should get there?
Stranger: well idk if my time is the same is urs but u should come to my school at around 12:15 pei time
Stranger: do u know where the royalty center is?
You: yea
Stranger: yeah just go up the stairs and down the hall on ur right and the sign is over the door but u have to go to the door right after it
Stranger: royalty center is right by the rural high school
You: k ill be there =0

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: ever wonder what it would be like to rape a 6 year old?
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wow this one wasn't even that good.

lol

You:
<Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
Stranger: What's up...
You: not a lot yourself?
Stranger: Just watching Almost famous.
You: i love that movie
Stranger: Me too!
Stranger: obviously lol
You: the little boy is so hot

>>206108852
>>206109267
>>206109403
>>206109672
>>206109964
Wat. You gonna tap that anon? You lucky fucking bastard.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello there, sir or madam.
You: Hello, sir or madam, right backatcha!
Stranger: How's your penis?
You: Non-existent, I'm afraid.
Stranger: How's that treating you?
You: Horribly. You really don't know what it's like to walk around without a dick.
You: It's so empty. So lonely. So cold... so very cold...
Stranger: Indeed I don't. It really does seem trying.
You: Quite.
Stranger: How do you manage.
Stranger: ?
You: Well, for awhile, I had to try to cope by stuffing my pants, you know. Putting shit down there so it didn't feel so useless and empty.
Stranger: Mhm.
You: But that usually just made me feel even emptier, when I got home and all, and just the stuffing it there alone. You know? It just rubbed in the fact. Made me more aware of it.
You: Now, I don't know. I'm horribly depressed. Lost my job. I just sit around on websites like this all day long.
You: Wishing I had a penis.
Stranger: Have you thought about borrowing the penises of other for small amounts of time?
You: I thought it might be rude, you know.
Stranger: Well you ask.
You: I know, but man, I don't want to put somebody else through that.
You: Why? Are you offering?
Stranger: Indeed I am.
You: Oh, sweet. You wanna mail it?
Stranger: Well, he has to stay attached to me.
Stranger: Though you can sit in my lap and have him go through your legs.
You: That'd be kinda weird.
Stranger: Why's that?
You: Well, I mean, then it's still your penis. You know? It's just dangling from you between some legs, but isn't really attached to me, or, you know, I couldn't walk around with it.
Stranger: Wouldn't give you some catharsis?
You: How would/could it?
Stranger: To enjoy the penis even though it isn't yours.
You: I only like enjoying MY penis, man, that's what this is all about, man, and you're just making it worse. Rubbing it in that I don't have one.
You: Tch.
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