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kick them in the nuts.

>>204994496
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Use a gun

kill main bully

rest will run like pussys

kick em in the fucking dick. stop taking shit.

go learn to defend yourself and stop being a bitch.

buy a gun

switchblade, but dont kill them. kill those close to them. then leave a note to the bully saying "this is for all the torment you caused me"

how old are, you du you get bullied at school/work/way to school/ neighbourhhood ?

is it a group is it one are they older/younger ?

do something crazy like fill a cup full of shit piss and spit and throw it at them....everyone will think ur cool

Toughn up! Kick them in the balls, sucker punch them. Catch them 1on1 and use all the cheap tricks you've got!

I was bullied when i went to high school. You know what i did? Found "the leader" alone one day and i kicked the shit outta him! after that it stopped

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As one of the comes to hit you just have the courage to grab his balls tightly with your hand, very tightly, then whisper into his ear
"Touch me again you fucking homo and i will make sure every one of your friends see's the gay porn i downloaded off your computer, now fuck off before i smoke you, you fucking queer"

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Seeing as though you have no dignity -

Go to school, or wherever you're getting bullied, with a dirty ass. When they get close to you, stick your hand down there and smear shit on everyone.

They'll think you're fucking crazy and leave you alone.

grow some balls, go to the gym, get some self defense classes.

next time they bully you, stare the biggest ugliest one in the eyes, run across to him and smash his fckin nose into his face. once it starts bleeding he wont be able to see and u can do what u want to him. all the rest will pussy away.

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Pipe bombs in their moms minivan

done

Get knife slice once or twice or you could even stab and they shit bricks.
After that start vandalicing their property. Bags, bikes, books and whisper them time to time wanna die etc.

>>204994825

no you didn't, you cried under your pillow

snipe the fuckers

>>204994738
excuse me, sir, are you retarded or something?

Do this.

get someone to tape them doing it to you - distribute tape, voila

Kick the fuck out of them!

Taunt him until he beats you up...
then start laughing like tyler durden while he does. Then pretend that you are getting off on it sexually....he will leave you alone then.

Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris had enough you know? im not suggesting their move tho..

Beat them up pussy

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>>204995007

good answer

Anyone bigger stronger than you starts physically fuckin with you remember this:Throat eyes balls.Fight as dirty as you have to.Bite and scratch even and i GUARANTEE noone will fuck with you.Same thing happened to me in 8th grade.by 11th i was one of the most popular kids in school and nobody fucked with me.

this is all you need

>>204994496
Underageb& detected.

OP If you get the chance to see the main bully face to face here is what you do.
Go up to him like you normally would but instead of taking it hit him in the throat as HARD as you can. Then exact vengeance.

>>204994496
have a gun

you have to be fast. element of suprise on the "leader" . dont do it alone, u want his friends to see it as well. just act casual when hes fucking with you, then throw every thing you have at him. as his friends watch you beat the fucking piss out of him, stand over your victim and ask whos next. if you cant do that, go tell your parents, fag

>>204994938
Nope, cause i aint American. I know how to defend myself there, tiny european-reject ;)

gtfo /b/ underage b& newfag

idk man, i got bullied a lot of my childhood then around middle school i decided to fight back
it was the one and only fight i ever had to get in, and was never bullied again :-P
all i can say is they can be bigger / stronger but you can still be fast. also, if you pull off a barrel roll into their chest and they wind up on their back, you can kneel down on their elbows and fucking wail their face and they just cant block your shit

You are a pussy and that's is why you are an easy target. Fight back. Standing up isn't about winning or loosing, its about being a man. Also you sound like a weenor so getting knocked around might do you some good. You'll live.

shoot up your school

get help, inform teachers/parents adults/ friends

Ever heard of overintimidating the intimidators? If not, GET SOME AWESOME and FUCK THEM UP

They are bigger and meaner. It's not fair game unless you arm yourself up. However if you are going to get back to them be ready to use whatever you arm yourself with or otherwise they'll snatch it out of your hand and you'll be fucked even harder.

Also don't play their games. Don't let them too near you. Running is not a coward action; it's a good tactic. If you are outnumber run. If you are overpowered run.

Also you should report this if you are being bullied at school and you should definitely tell your parents about it.

>>204995380

that never helped anyone

just shoot the cunts

fight back

u don't have to be strong to pop an eyeball, you just need the mindset to fucking do it, and about 9lbs or so of force

Challenge them to a battle of wits.

The main reason certain people get picked on by bullies is because they know that person will never fight back. You guys need to think of something else besides "kick him in the balls, punch him in the throat."

HTFU - Harden The Fuck Up!

They're probably just frustrated and lashing out
Do something kind for them, and they will become your friend.

>>204995574
this

>>204995459

reportin bullys doesnt do shit if you do that the whole school will think you are a snitch

just shoot the cunts

Faggots. Punch them in the fucking throat. ??? Profit.

They bullied me too.

inform teachers parents adult

you appear to be not in the powerful position to deal with this on your own.
If you increase the threat lvl, they might increase theirs or you will get into trouble with police/scholl if you are acting dumb

play it smart, ask adults for healp, play the victim and let them be kicked out of school or let them beat you up and go to jail. As a result you get out and their life gets fucked up.

You can't, they're football team.

start training at a gym and learn to kick their asses

skull them to death. i did. 3 years in juvenile, it was worth it as fuck.

provided you are young.

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Motolov Cocktail the shit out of them.

all of you are slow... this is one of the defining points of your man hood. depending on how you handle it, it may effect you forever, but that doesnt mean that you cant go ask for help. not a parent caz their histerical, but another adult or even a teacher is ok. then make the decision on your own how to proceed. this will effect how your deal with trouble with the rest of your life.
personally i tried everything, even kicking each of their asses, in the end i went against my rule to never snitch and asked a teacher 4 help, caz some people you run into in life will never learn, n you will learn not waste your time

best way to fight a bully is this. You learn about your enemy, use every resource at your disposal, the computer, gossip, any information you can. You see them throw something in the bin, wait till they gone and retrieve it. every scrap of information you can get and then after 3 or 4 weeks you analyse that data and you track them online you post in groups they post in, you make false accounts on facebook etc and become their friend online, then you start roumours that grow and grow - you use their email address in posts and start writing to gay sites etc , then you use all the evidence to make their friends see them in a new light - social engineering the rumour is mightier than the sword

many schools have a limit on how many fights each student may be involved in. my friends were able to arrange a troubling bully to be removed from the school by all of us just taking turns starting fights with him :)
him=gone
us=win

call the police on him

90% of this advice is bullshit. The person who strikes first is likely to win the fight. Just clock the dude in the jaw. Still a chance of you getting your head punched but the important thing is you stood up. But if punches are thrown, make everyone one count and don't cry the first time you're hit. Keep going.

fight them.... whether you win or lose, they're more likely to leave you alone

listen to all these internet tough guys

carry a sharp blade, or something that could really hurt. just make sure you don't kill anyone, and don't start waving it around the second you get bullied.

wait for the rage to build up, then before you know it you'll make him wish he was aborted.

>>204994496
Beat the shit out of the biggest one using large blunt object.

>>204995323
You want him to barrel roll over them? Great tactics if you are Sonic

>>204994496
stop being such a faggot!

Go balls out... if you lose at least inflict some pain. the next time you see him...attack him and inflict some more pain. you may lose again but bruises heal...shame and fear will haunt you forever. Man up, and confront it! Believe me a punk/bully doesn't want to hurt anymore than you. he only enjoys the power he feels over you. Once he knows you won't give it to him without a fight, he'll stop.

ask them to stop ?!

>>204995846

I do hope with grammar like that you don't have delusions that you'll be more successful in life than those bullies.

Okay, real life tough guy here.

I got kicked out of six schools as a kid as I was both an easy target for bullies yet unwilling to be bullied.

My advice, go for the fucking face.. Next time one of them even says something you find offensive, smash him in the face with all your might.

You may get beaten, you may get into trouble but you will gain some self respect and they will think twice about doing it again.

Repeat as many times/schools as necessary.

>>204996301
come on dude i needed to slip it in
i suppose "barreling into their chest with your shoulder" would be more accurate

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Change fighters at the last minute.


Use the pikey

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>>204995716
THIS

Muay thai + Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
Also buy a gun

Kill their parents!

Tell me their names and just watch

>>204995722
Oh my a whole 500 faggots will think I'm a snitch. Oh Lord I'm fucking devastated.

WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT SOME LOSER'S OPINION ON YOU IS?

It the only reasonable and intelligent solution:
1. It will inflict the most damage. That is if you do it porperly and the administrator isn't a bitch himself.
2. It will not put in any risks what so ever. Why risk losing a tooth for a fucking pisshead bully??

Here is the most realistic advice.

Accept your place and suck his cock. The world needs bitches and you are one of them. The sooner you do this the easier your life will be.

This thread is lousy with internet tough guys and pussies and I'm not sure which are worse.

The correct way of handling things is not being bullied in school.

take a can of spray deoderant and a lighter

set the cunts on fire

location of /b/ullies?
post names / location itt

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Essentially hivemind.

srsly, smash his face with anything nearby, even if you get beaten afterwards, if you're alone, keep your distance and use your environment to your advantage (chairs are both nice obstacles and dangerous weapons ;D)
you might get in trouble for it, if you do, tell them they've been bulling you for ages and you just couldnt take it anymore.

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>>204996714

yes to this anon you must listen

ok u get bullied by the big and meanier bully's do ya? well sweetums i got 1 piece of advice. Man Up Bitch! honestly, whining about it, is just fuel to their cause! toughen up, grow a pair, and face them instead of bitching

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did you know it costs at least a thousand to repaint a car back to normal?
maybe this distract??
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A kid at my school was getting bullied, he ended up whipping a pair of scissors and getting them stuck in the bully's face. He didn't even get in shit at the end of it.

Just sayin.

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>>204995888
checkem

>>204995888
You might think that's some 1337 shit but you are stupid as FUCK!!

YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME ON SOME PISSHEAD!!!!!!!

Just report the bitch and be done with it.

Jesus are you so fucking media influenced idiots.

Its like granda used always say knees only bend one way
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graffiti there name on school property ;)

also, see post about paint stripper..

>>204994496
Become a White-Power skinhead.

This is actually really easy. You've got a few options. One: carry a weapon (nothing you can get arrested for, idiot) i.e. a stick, a baseball, a rock. Two: Go fucking crazy. When they push, you punch- nuts first, then eyes and nose. Don't stop until someone pulls you (the scrawny crying douchebag WINNER) up. Be prepared to stay crazy until you are out of view.

Find their pet, shave it, write with permanent marker on it something like, next time I'll take of it's skin.

use a shotgun

blow their legs off laugh at them and leave them to die

>>204996714

yeah ok rorschach

1) GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BASEMENT
2) underage b& not gtfo

There is only one way, you start workin out, train mma or som'. In 1-3 years you will never ever be bullied again. Pretty simple if your serious about it and had enough.

Time for to gain weight.

Eat a shit ton and lift weights. Don't focus on abs or lack of fat. Be big all over.

Or just football team. Then he can't

from info thread earlier

http://closecombattraining.com/

my only fight i took out a meathead a foot taller than me
just beat there face for a minute, they didnt land a single actual punch, all they did was fall and get beat like a fuckin bitch
also they got 3 day suspended, they didnt show there face for a few weeks till they didnt have black eyes / still has a hooknose

why did i win? because they picked on me for 2 years and didnt think i was getting in shape that entire time, taking kung fu, etc etc

>>204997707
feels good man

Sounds stupid BUT
Next time it happens hit the biggest, toughest one. I shit you not, this works. It'd be like me killing Hitler. All the Nazis would go ape shit and back down.
Take down the biggest one and the rest will leave you alone.
OR
if you're in the process of getting beaten up, don't piss and moan about it, just laugh like a mad man. They'll think you're a psycho and never fuck with you again.

Not OP, I got a problem, small person here()

Got a 15 year old man-child starting on me. If I pull a weapon on him, he'l get his mates to help him.

He even lives nearby-now /b/ come on, don't be stupid.

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works though

>>204997953
+1

>>204994496
You shouldn't wait for them to find you. Fight on your own terms. When they leader is alone throw dirt in his eyes and kick him in the balls and just run or kick him in the back of the head.

Acid in face.

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they sell good sized bottles for $10