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    386 KB Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:56:43 No.204662XXX  
    Dear /b/.
    So i was driving home from work the other night. and in the middle of the intersection there was a fucking turtle.
    So i got all ninja and stopped traffic and rescued him and made a home for him.

    His so fucking awesome. You cant even comprehend.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:57:59 No.204662XXX
    hey bud those types of turtles like to spend the day basking in the sun on floating logs and shit. hes gonna drown in a situation like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)11:59:36 No.204662XXX
    You must name him Leonardo
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:00:18 No.204663XXX
    add platform. add bright light.
    >> Anonymous ­ 03/08/10(Mon)12:00:52 No.204663XXX
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    Is the turtle... still alive?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:01:12 No.204663XXX
    >>204662523
    props on ur ney friend but he needs a place to chill and bask
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:02:38 No.204663XXX
    >>204662990
    no

    name him cat
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:03:23 No.204663XXX
    Turtlesoup is damn tasty OP. Just sayin
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:09:28 No.204663XXX
    Do some art on the back of his shell and post it!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:12:32 No.204664XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:15:42 No.204664XXX
    Name him what now?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:17:46 No.204664XXX
    Check your local protected species list... my buddy did the same thing and the Ministry of Natural Resources ended up getting him 2 years probation and $2000 fine for having a protected species in his house. =/
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:19:04 No.204664XXX
    inb4 op's turtle dies
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:25:02 No.204665XXX
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    When i gots him home :)
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:26:06 No.204665XXX
    My /b/ is screwed up so I can't see replies, but that's awesome OP. I hope you named him Franklin.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:26:17 No.204665XXX
    >>204662523
    yeah like they all said OP turtles like to suntan a LOT.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:26:26 No.204665XXX
    Hm. his a saw-shelled turtle so he isnt protected.
    And ive done alot of reseach and am putting alot of effort into keeping him alive.

    im still considering releasing him though.

    Ideas on names?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:27:01 No.204665XXX
    op is a fag for taking an animal out of its natural habitat.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:27:06 No.204665XXX
    NAME HIM FLUFFY!!
    AAARGH
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:27:20 No.204665XXX
    >>204665517
    Thomas of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:27:23 No.204665XXX
    I fucking hope that's really a fucking turtle and not a tortoise.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:27:45 No.204665XXX
    Just be careful. My ex gf found a little turtle and brought him home. Tried to make him comfortable.. even bought him a little aquarium and such. He wouldn't eat so we contacted the local animal museum and asked how to care for him. They said it was nearly impossible to raise this particular turtle and that it would be better to release him into the wild. Just make sure he is of a variety that you will be able to care for.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:27:57 No.204665XXX
    Herbert. The only real name for a turtle is Herbert.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:28:13 No.204665XXX
    I hope for you that this is really a turtle and not a fucking tortoise. Otherwise, kiss it goodbye.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:28:59 No.204665XXX
    Name him zimmerman
    it's a cooler name.
    >> ATTN Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:29:07 No.204665XXX
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    MOOT

    FIX YOUR SHIT
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:29:12 No.204665XXX
    Turtles SUCK for captivity. You gotta have the water and food just right or their shell rots and they die.

    Tortoises are ridiculously easy for captivity. Thanks for rescuing the turtle, but he'd probably be better in his natural habitat. Get a tortoise. Really easy.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:29:21 No.204665XXX
    >>204665663
    well...let's not forget Yurtle...if he's jewish.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:29:39 No.204665XXX
    THATS NO TURTLE! IT'S THE GODDAMNED LOCH NESS MONSTER
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:29:43 No.204665XXX
    Noooo...
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:30:05 No.204665XXX
    its a trap
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:30:28 No.204665XXX
    >>204663517

    This mans right cat is the best name.

    Also give him a rock or something to get a good tan going.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:31:26 No.204665XXX
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    >so I got all ninja
    op is a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:32:45 No.204666XXX
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    Also has turtle, posting pic of said turtle
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:32:56 No.204666XXX
    He really should still be hibernating. Odd.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:34:35 No.204666XXX
    ohh i love turdles.. i have one too..
    an RES
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:35:20 No.204666XXX
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    Ima get him a light tomorrow :)
    He seems happy. He wont get on his platform though :(
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:35:45 No.204666XXX
    I saw a turtle
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:38:11 No.204666XXX
    >>204663619
    Dinner @ OP's house!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:38:44 No.204666XXX
    >>204663619
    DINNER @ OP'S HOUSE
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:43:18 No.204666XXX
    Aquatic turtles are a pain in the ass to set up and properly care for. They need lots of room (roughly 10 gallons of water per inch of shell), heated basking platform with UVB lighting, good filtration (because they're messy eaters), and a good diet possibly supplemented with, but not consisting of, some sort of prepackaged turtle pellet.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:44:27 No.204666XXX
    >>204666901
    not the packaged pellets. i have frozen fishy food for him aswell :)

    im still considering releasing him. just because im worried he wont be happy :(
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:44:52 No.204667XXX
    Read Eared Slider?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:46:05 No.204667XXX
    I got two of those turtles as well in a huge aquarium
    >> Dimitri "Rocky" Papadakos 03/08/10(Mon)12:48:10 No.204667XXX
    >>204662523

    How's the water there?
    http://maps.google.com/?q=27%C2%B0%2053%E2%80%B2%2034.20%E2%80%B3%20S%2C%20153%C2%B0%2023%E2%80%B2%2
    00.00%E2%80%B3%20E
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:49:00 No.204667XXX
    Did you catch him today and send us this message from the future?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:49:02 No.204667XXX
    How's the water over, OP?

    http://maps.google.com/?q=27%C2%B0%2053%E2%80%B2%2034.20%E2%80%B3%20S%2C%20153%C2%B0%2023%E2%80%B2%2
    00.00%E2%80%B3%20E
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:49:56 No.204667XXX
    i was going to tell op hes a retarded cunt and its called a tortoise... but that right there is a fucking turtle
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:50:32 No.204667XXX
    call him soup! and make his name come true he'll thank you for it
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:50:52 No.204667XXX
    Finding an animal and dropping it into a tank of water is a good idea. Especially when you don't know anything about them.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:51:38 No.204667XXX
    >>204663517
    YES
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:51:58 No.204667XXX
    >>204663517

    his name is cat.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:52:18 No.204667XXX
    >>204662523
    The uhhhh date?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:52:20 No.204667XXX
    penis
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:52:55 No.204667XXX
    I AM TURTLE
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:52:58 No.204667XXX
    wtf arent my posts going thru on any threads
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:53:49 No.204667XXX
    yay
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:54:26 No.204667XXX
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    >> nothin phil 03/08/10(Mon)12:58:28 No.204667XXX
    you should've got out of your car, shit on him, then ran him over
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:58:28 No.204667XXX
    Yeah. He needs a sweet chill platform out of the water so he can just be all, "This is the sweetest fucking tank and I can chill out, max, and relax."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:58:30 No.204667XXX
    You better kill it if it shows any tendencies of becoming a Bowser ! !
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:58:57 No.204667XXX
    Oh, you are a hero. You captured the turtle, threw him in a jail cell, and gave him a completely wrong habitat to survive in.

    He would have been better off dead on the intersection.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:58:59 No.204667XXX
    ur drowning him u retard
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:59:07 No.204667XXX
    lol he niid sum kind of platferm, liek rockz or sumting.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:59:27 No.204667XXX
    >>204667660
    wtf man? bowser. ftw.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:59:29 No.204667XXX
    Yeah, what everyone else said, make sure he doesn't drown.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:59:29 No.204667XXX
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    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:59:37 No.204667XXX
    >>204667643
    all i can hear is "DERP"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)12:59:41 No.204667XXX
    The turtle likes sun, OP. Buy a heat lamp or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:00:00 No.204667XXX
    Is it a snakehead turtle? It looks like one...
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:00:30 No.204667XXX
    >>204663231
    >>204663231
    haha i so read that in his voice.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:00:42 No.204667XXX
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    I LIKE TUHTLES
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:00:46 No.204667XXX
    >>204667836

    buying him one when i get payed D:
    id move him outside but im scared he'll get eatsed.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:02:25 No.204668XXX
    I've did the same thing with 2 turtles, and i've keept them for 3 months before letting them go in a swamp protected area. You HAVE to give it a place to rest, and you should buy a hot lamp (not to powerfull). I highly suggest you to feed him little frog some time, these turtles are real killer. Film it and post it = win. Red fish and fishing worms works fine too and you probably can use mouses. Good luck OP
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:03:05 No.204668XXX
    >>204662523
    Troll
    >9-3-10
    It's 8-3-10
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:03:19 No.204668XXX
    name him dusty. thats almost like naming him cat
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:03:25 No.204668XXX
    >>204668130
    look at

    >>204664158
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:03:31 No.204668XXX
    >>204667908
    >>204667908
    FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU would so not have that one as a pet, dangerous fuckers!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:03:32 No.204668XXX
    The fact that you didn't run him over and the fact that so many /b/tards are offering accurate and helpful advice on care is pleasing to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:04:09 No.204668XXX
    >>204668265
    samefag here, meant to ferer to
    >>204667928
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:04:36 No.204668XXX
    >>204668267
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:05:14 No.204668XXX
    >>204668267

    Not everyone on /b/ is an asshole for the sake of being an asshole.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:05:25 No.204668XXX
    >>204668267

    I'm shocked too.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:06:16 No.204668XXX
    >>204668267

    lol im a nurse. i cant hurt anything -.-
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:06:22 No.204668XXX
    Ok, for everyone:
    its not a tortoise
    its not a turtle

    its a mother fucking terrapin
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:07:00 No.204668XXX
    >>204668637

    OP tits or GTFO
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:07:12 No.204668XXX
    >>204668659
    terrapin is type of turtle
    lrn2nature
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:08:40 No.204668XXX
    " is a species of turtle "

    fine :/
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:09:03 No.204669XXX
    OP we have the same dock :D
    and mine wouldn't go up on the dock either till I got a heat lamp now thats the only place he ever is
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Anonymous‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 03/08/10(Mon)13:09:22 No.204669XXX
    MAN FIX THAT GODDAM' REPLY BUTTN'
    FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:09:37 No.204669XXX
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    >>204668659
    Did you say tarragon?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/10(Mon)13:09:45 No.204669XXX
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