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03/04/10(Thu)18:04:36 No.203528XXX>>203527710
wtf
irony
When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo
Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming
system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3,
the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the
original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after
Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach').
Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I
was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at
some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed
a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc).
It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which
caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A
button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even
was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way
through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me
repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller
at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.
And no,
this is not copy pasta. |
