You're fucking poor man

>>203286021

pot or hookers?

where'd you get the money son?

hurrpa hurr Amerifag money is useless
hurr hurr put it in a bank,
hurr hurr enjoy inflation,
derpa durr pics of third world people with a handful of money,
derpa hurr that's not yours,
durrrrr can i have a loan,
herpa durpa shooped pic of money/timestamp

Do you sell crack?

buy a pound of dro

You forgot: hurr durr no-one cares about your money.

35 grand, cool story bro

How does it feel to be so poor?

learn how to shot web

will you give me a hundred bucks?

do you know what day it is?

>>203286021
How the hell did you got all that money?

y so poor?

$35,290
now thats gangsta

IRSfag here: I'll be taking that.

You could buy a lot of magic cards with that.
Why don't you do so faggot.

>>203286386
stfu, not even caturday


also the game

buy euros in a rut, sell back when high. Repaet Profit.

>>203286021
for 10% i will launder it for you, that way you can do something with it besides spending it like a nigger

>>203286021
Thats a years wage faggot.
I could save up 50 grand in one year.

I have £500k in the bank (well, investments returning interest monthly), & own a city centre penthouse outright. I'm 26.

GTFO pauper.

>>203286021
>>203286021
>>203286021


23 and just 35k? That your year's salary? Go to fucking college.

buy a gangsta ass computer

Haaha i may be broke right now, but i make 15 grand mo/ Ironworking in Fort Mcmurray. Small change fucker. I havent worked in 2 years. Im just waiting for the big money jobs to start up now.

gratz? 35k aint shit.

Only $35 grand? Son I can shit $35 grand...

Youre Ballin'

>>203286641
GARBAGE DAY

Weed.

awww how cute someone got their trust fund money. Or some other sort of payout. I hope a group of niggers finds you and takes it. You shouldnt be showboating money around like that faggot.

>>203286021
what you gonna do with it?

OP CANNOT INB4 HIS OWN POST.

All of your inb4s are invalid you downs patient.

Where do you live and what time do you goto sleep? Also, do you have a gun?

cool story bro

>>203286672
You could but the cost of living generally makes that difficult.

Heck I don't even have more than 5k in my bank account :(

we found him

is that your full time years pay from best buy or something?

American peasant thinks he is rich

OP is a collegefag or just got a car loan.

enjoy never g=being able to EARN that much money.

>>203286855
how bout you shouldnt not shut the fuck up

>>203286021

Put it in an offshore account. FUCK THA IRS

You should put it in a bank before someone finds out where you live :)

>>203287106
Nah, if you live with your parents and don't pay rent.
You could save all your earnings without spending much and easily save up 35,000. Probably what OP did.

OH SHI-

>>203286215

that sounds like a song

whats the point of this thread...........

hurrpa hurr Amerifag money is useless
hurr hurr put it in a bank,
hurr hurr enjoy inflation,
derpa durr pics of third world people with a handful of money,
derpa hurr that's not yours,
durrrrr can i have a loan,
herpa durpa shooped pic of money/timestamp

not yours, enjoy your minimum wage teller job

spend it on 3 hermes jackets.
invest in stocks it is the time to do that now!!
buy a lotus
go to vegas

buy a really expensive bong and smash it

>>203287449

lulz
>how bout you >>shouldnt >>not shut the fuck up

is that a double negative?

>>203286698

This is petty cash I keep in a safe. I'm diversified as well. All assets equal to about $110,000. I have ZERO debt. My credit rating is a solid NOTHING.

>>203286769
Sorry to have to say it, white trash, but I'm not impressed.

Ask an asian teenager anything.

inb4 do a barrel roll?

I make that in 2 months. Every 2 months. Grow Pot FTW

>>203287917

Stick your dick in it.

>>203288023

Want to make babies?

so u gonna tell us how u got dem billz?

im still in school so i dont understand? is 35k a lot?

And its rock the Casbah facefuck.

hey OP I have an investment opportunity if ur interested

>>203288299

I second this.

35k burning a hole in your pocket? Well... this could be spent in many ways.

You could buy a shitty car and make it faster than it was ever intended to be.
You could buy a pretty nice car and put the money into modifications and make it great.
You could buy a very nice car and have no money left over.

Personally, 35K seems like a lot, but it isn't when it comes to NEW cars, considering dealership mark up's are usually ATLEAST a couple of grand over what you should pay for it.

I suggest you take that money, purchase a car for 20-30k that was originally 2-3 times more than that when it was new.

Europe:
M3
M5
Audi RS4
Audi S6
Porsche 911

Japan:
NSX
S2000
STI
Evolution
Nismo 350Z
370
G35
G37

America:
Corvette
Viper
GT500

>>203287917
so how did you get all this money without being too specific?

>>203287917
so what exactly do you do and why would you need to keep 35k in cash in a safe?

>>203286641

>>203286XXX

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>>203287917
OP should paypal me $30 so i can buy nexon points for maplestory! yeah thatd be awesome!

>>203287686
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>>203287686
This is how he did it.

>>203288401
Car loan.
Trust fund.
Cashed in his stocks.

Either way hes a faggot for posting acting like hes hot shit.

>>203287917
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>>203287917
that's pretty stupid

keeping it in a safe = losing purchasing power due to inflation

atleast put it into some low risk investment

>>203287344
Got a bachelors at the age of 21. I left college with about $15,000 and zero debt. I worked 30-40 hours a week all through college and paid my own way. And no, it's not loan money. I NEVER borrow, all though I do loan to people at 20-25% depending on who they are.

>>203288618

Yes, what did you do to make this money? Speak louder into the tea mug, if you can...

good job selling drugs. enjoy prison when you eventually fuck up

Will you help me pay off my ticket OP?

ITT: OP fails to answer questions asked

enjoy your paper, i like to draw and write notes sometimes.

>>203286021

>>203287917

Gaddam Son. Well done.

Invest in cocaine and hookers

Buy 35k hot pockets.... Go

can I have some new shoes

>>203288934

I need a new wheelchair. And weed.

OP, how did you get the money? Just saved? Drugs? What?

1 buy gold
2 dollar value lowers more, sell
3 ????
4 profit

>>203288916
he could make ~450 a month in a fucking savings acct with 1.3% interest and have 0 risk.

makes more sense then just having it sit around

>>203286021

WEED

hurr durr photoshopped pic is photoshopped

>>203288934
nice. im a 21yr old college dropout (only have like 9 hours) and have a 100something credit rating cus i spent $14,000 in credit card money and never paid a penny (back in late 2008). ill probably eventually file bankruptcy or just wait the 7 years it takes for debt to be wiped

>>203288595
I drive a 93 Corolla. I gave $750 for it 3 years ago. Why in the fuck would I want to buy a depreciating asset which you are suggesting?

>>203289335

Naw yo its more balling to let it sit in a metal box in your house, rather than collect interest off of it and have it be insured by being in a bank. What if his house burns down? And the precious safe doesnt hold up... oh noez
!!

>>203288934
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>>203288934
SOUNDS LIKE A JEW TO ME

>>203286021
Does your name happen to be Seth?

>>203288475
this

>>203288934
either bullshit or you studied something stupid easy (arts) that won't get you a decent job.

It's abso-fucking-lutely impossible to work 30-40 hours and do a hard science or engineering with decent marks.

>>203289746
give the jews credit, they are not stupid enough to keep it in in their house. they start banks.

>>203289331

this guy knows what he's talking about

>>203289666

Read 4 hr workweek, spend 2k of that and go live on an island of a month or so, absorb the sun, fuck some foreign bitches.

What is your address?
What kind of home protection do you have?
Where do you leave your money?
When are you not home?
What time should I stop by?

i have 14 dollars
and have to survive with that till monday

yay!! third world

>>203286672
Enjoy eating Ramen Noodles and your fine imported bottled water from the corner store for 365 days.

>>203286021
College

>>203289666
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>>203289666
lol, cash sitting around itself is a depreciating asset

>>203288934
thats impressive man. working that much + classes is tough.
I'm doing something similar, usually working 20-30 hours a week though, and when it's more like 30 I'm pretty hurtin.

Lets see...
27 yrs old
Came from a family that depended heavily on welfare
06 vette in the garage
$41k in the bank
835 credit score
just bought a $390k house (contract being ratified now)
Bring in almost $100k/yr
was kicked out of several high schools and never spent a moment in college.

I'm I doin it (life) right?

My Dad lost his job two years ago.
Shits gotten bad.
Yay!

Prob cause ur some rich snot and got hooked up with some job by daddy.. or weed

OP, are you here to show off or answer questions

>>203286021
>>203286021

OP IS A DRUG DEALER, PPL WITH DIPLOMAS DONT GET PAID IN CASH

BTW $35K IS LIKE 1€ ENJOY YOUR MONOPOLY BILLS

maybe he took out his life savings and is about to an hero, and give it to charity or something.

>>203290222
wut? 50,000 is a good yearly wage.

>>203290340
also, I'm a math major, so a fair bit of work with that

>>203289335
You are a fucking MORON. $35K at 1.3% is $455 for a YEAR you dumb ass. And on top of that, enjoy paying 15% of the capital gains to the government on the 1099 that's sent from the bank at the end of the year. So you end up with $386.75 Not worth my fucking time.

why would you carry so much cash on yourself?

I'm guessing you're a drug dealer.

>>203290364


Well if depends how much you work... Less than 10 hrs a week? doin it rite

Over 90 hours a week like my "well off" brother? doin it rong

Will you gives me some weed money? :D

two engineering degrees
60k a year
about 200 bucks in the bank
about 40 grand in student loans
sounds about right

OP, you are a faggot. You can NOT inb4 your original post. God damn newfaggot.. Also, you suck cocks.

>>203290825
386>0

I was making $71,000 a year driving a truck, I had a nice home, a nice girl, and 2 nice cars.

Now? I'm sitting in a wheelchair and shoving tubes in my dick to take a piss.

$35k in savings don't last long.

Buy a bagged minitruck (air ride s10 or something) and get hoes n bitches cause when you hit the switches to drop it, watch their pantys drop :) and spend the rest on idk haha

You sold your [something...truck?] and somebody paid cash, took a picture of it, and need to spend that money to fill the void that whatever you sold has left (a different truck?).

You've temporarily liquidated some of your assets. And took a picture of it.I did the same thing when I sold my first car when I was 17. Granted, it was only $4k, but I was 17 and it was a shitty car.

While it was fun to pretend that I had a wad of cash that I could spend on ANYTHING, it simply wasn't true. I needed to spend it, along with more of my money, on the new car I was buying. It's not like wads of $4k were falling on me whenever I wanted them to, or that I was earning so much money that piles of money would accumulate because I had no way to spend it.

>>203289307
Srsly. I doubt you just withdrew from the bank just to post on /b/. Got any get-rich-quick-schemes to share?

>>203290096

Did someone say exif?

Amerifag money is useless. But while you have it, put it in the bank. Also, enjoy inflation. That's not yours though. But just in case, can I have a loan? Oh, it's probably just a shooped pic of money/timestamp. Faggot.

Can I just say I think its awesome how the OP is obviously trolling. But is dodging like most of the questions. I do believe thread stated:

>Ask a guy with $35,290 anything.

Fucking failure and a horrible troll.

I'm 23 and I have $45,897 :)

you have money, and you clearly have free time. what the fuck are you doing on /b/?

listen niggers. i go to school. i work two jobs and go to college. when this recession is over. i will own you and your 35k.

A cardigan is what you need now.

Lets see -
25
3k in debt
Dropped out of college (School can't teach the skills I got - shitsucked for a while, till I got a job as a hacker.)

Can't use skills to make money outside of contracted clients, else I go to jail for a long fucking time. I get paid a shit salary for what I do, and I have to do it for 14 hours a day. Fuck whitehat sweatshops

You probably just fucking waited tables or some shit.

Props on dillegent saving

>>203291270
2036:10:02 08:36:32
26 years, 6 months, 29 days, 12 hours, 55 minutes, 7 seconds ago

someone is a smart troll

>>203286021
Thats nothing. You might call that making bank. I call that pocket change. I have spent way more than that on Coke and Hookers in less than an hour.

>>203291120

wut happened? drogas?

Get 6000 chicken fajitas.

>>203290726
And saving up almost ALL 50K of it would require you eat ramen, drink water, or find some other way to cut expenses. Not to mention no lights. No cable. No internet.

Boy. That'd be pretty fun. :> NOPE.

Unless you're making over 50K

In which case, foot goes where?

>>203291120 must tell the story

>>203290726
yea but in order to save up 50k in a year with that salary youd be living off ramen noodles and bottled water like he said

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>>203290825
with the inflation rate at around 2.5%, your money is worth around 34.1k a year from now

Can I has 50 bucks?