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Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:34:44 No.202958XXX

RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON (Youtube 'celebrity) has DENOUNCED 4chan as his roots and begun a campaign to educate the public about the EVILS OF 4CHAN AND /B/ IN PARTICULAR.

Despite rumors he is a /b/rowser of said material, in the video below he has without a doubt pushed aside any link between his humor and 4chan, stating:

"I'm not anything like them. I'm not a pedophile. I'm not someone who has sex with dogs. Or horses. Or anything else they post on that sick board. But I am someone who doesn't want to sit down and take this lightly. I want to bring a crusade against 4chan and it's horrible pedophile fanbase. Only when this site is banned can the internet have peace. They are a machine of hate that continues to stain the internet."

-ACTUAL VIDEO is at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UnAhZmQcQ&aia=true

Thoughts, /b/?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:34:59 No.202959XXX RWJ is a faggot, he must die.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:35:42 No.202959XXX File1267583742.jpg-(5 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg) First Shane Dawson and now him? I guess we have to worry about newfags... UGH

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:35:58 No.202959XXX >(Youtube 'celebrity) What does this mean?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:36:25 No.202959XXX File1267583785.jpg-(21 KB, 360x309, oreillyssomad.jpg) /b/ill O'Reilly is against this faggot. He wants to destroy our CP.

>>	sage sage 03/02/10(Tue)21:36:37 No.202959XXX File1267583797.jpg-(7 KB, 251x190, aids.jpg) TROLLLLL FUCK THIS SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:36:56 No.202959XXX File1267583816.png-(132 KB, 262x340, 1258169060375.png) FUCK RWJ

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:37:04 No.202959XXX Who the fuck cares? Not like he can do anything.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:37:05 No.202959XXX >>202959333 AKA nobody. But he has masses of newfags at his disposal. Over 1 million in fact.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:37:46 No.202959XXX >>202959526 >>202959526 Sage is RWJ. I just did a check of his IP address.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:38:38 No.202960XXX after watching the video, RWJ really is a huge faggot

>>	sage sage 03/02/10(Tue)21:38:48 No.202960XXX sage this trolling fagotry!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:39:24 No.202960XXX >>202959333 It means I recognized his stupid fucking face from OP's photo.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:39:24 No.202960XXX File1267583964.jpg-(48 KB, 300x485, captainplanet.jpg) don't fuck with cp

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:39:29 No.202960XXX Let us dispose of this faggot.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:39:50 No.202960XXX RWJ has posted a link to this board, and is now trying to sage it so people don't see the truth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UnAhZmQcQ&aia=true THAT VIDEO IS THE TRUTH. SPREAD IT. RAY WILLIAM MUST BE STOPPED

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:40:12 No.202960XXX

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>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:40:39 No.202960XXX You guys can't pick out a troll anymore. Fucking.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:40:43 No.202960XXX >>202960392 >>202960392 >>202960392 Stop fucking with RayWilliamJohnson. Hes funny.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:40:53 No.202960XXX who the fuck is is ray johnson

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:41:12 No.202960XXX
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>"I'm not anything like them. I'm not a pedophile. I'm not someone who has sex with dogs. Or horses. Or anything else they post on that sick board. But I am someone who doesn't want to sit down and take this lightly. I want to bring a crusade against 4chan and it's horrible pedophile fanbase. Only when this site is banned can the internet have peace. They are a machine of hate that continues to stain the internet."

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:41:49 No.202960XXX File1267584109.jpg-(12 KB, 240x240, llcdn.myxer.com.jpg) Yeah, I hate RWJ. Hes a douchebag.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:42:06 No.202961XXX fuck that faggety asshole, i hate his guts, but i actually discovered some virals i was not aware of on his channel

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:42:35 No.202961XXX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgS1oDFe18 DIS VID IS TRUTH

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:42:48 No.202961XXX File1267584168.jpg-(48 KB, 571x570, trollstory.jpg) >>202960392 >>202960293 >>202960267 >>202960262 >>202960104 >>202960063 >>202959844 >>202959670 >>202959662 >>202959619 >>202959465 >>202959333 >>202959248 >>202959032 >>202958963 SAMEFAG OP IS FAG

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:42:55 No.202961XXX

RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON FANS DO NOT WANT YOU TO SEE THE TRUTH.

THEY ARE BLINDED BY THEIR SUBSCRIPTIONS AND SUBSEQUENT FAGGOTY TENDENCIES TOWARDS HIM. SO MUST JUSTIFY IT BY DEFENDING HIM IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN.

FIGHT RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON.

FIGHT HIM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UnAhZmQcQ&aia=true

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:43:37 No.202961XXX >>202961225 >>202961225 >>202961225 Must. Justify. Youtube. Faggot. That. I. Have. Sub. To. Arrrgggg.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:44:21 No.202961XXX >>202961445 >>202961445 wat

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:44:33 No.202961XXX Ah, but what they dont realize is they may knock out this server with there Crusade, but they will never stop us, We are legion, We are Many, We are strong, We are Anon, And there will always be enough of us to stoke the internet hate Machine.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:44:49 No.202961XXX >>202961016 >fuck that faggety asshole >faggety asshole >faggety Say what now?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:44:54 No.202961XXX File1267584294.jpg-(92 KB, 1056x475, 2345678765432.jpg) >>202958963 >>202958963 >>202958963 >>202958963 >>202958963 >>202958963

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:44:56 No.202961XXX i have a friend who thinks RWJ invented the term "trolling"

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:45:02 No.202961XXX File1267584302.jpg-(28 KB, 385x344, trolldouche.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:45:09 No.202961XXX SQUIRREL AIDS LOL.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:45:29 No.202961XXX he is the America's Funniest Home videos of the Internet. If you use a forum you have seen every clip 2 weeks before. He follows a predictable video with a lame-ass joke or a fred voice. Amen

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:46:23 No.202962XXX File1267584383.jpg-(56 KB, 840x767, kitten.jpg) Internet hate machine.

>>	anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:47:37 No.202962XXX File1267584457.jpg-(69 KB, 370x278, 1267069693379.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:48:29 No.202962XXX I agree. Lets fuck RWJ.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:48:53 No.202962XXX /b/rothers, will /i/ be necessary if (when) he hits 1 million?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:49:14 No.202962XXX File1267584554.jpg-(16 KB, 320x200, tim.jpg) I think it's TOOL TIME for RayWilliamJohnson.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:50:26 No.202963XXX File1267584626.jpg-(50 KB, 1027x927, chicks.jpg) >machine of hate

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:51:39 No.202963XXX File1267584699.jpg-(68 KB, 360x389, kanye-west-2.jpg) Guys it's not cool to pick on Ray William Johnson. Like I am a great artist, so is he. He knows whats up. Ya'll are jealous of our ability.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:52:49 No.202963XXX allready unfollowed him on twitter. SCREW YOU EQUAL THREE! NOBODY FUCKS WITH /b/!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:54:01 No.202964XXX God fucking dammit trolls. When did he say that? Besides, if he had a basic knowledge of the internet, he'd know he'd get his ass fucked with hackers putting horse pr0n on his yt channel. The shit always happens. People diss 4chan and they get assfucked.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:54:39 No.202964XXX File1267584879.jpg-(59 KB, 477x361, 1245058872189.jpg) UNFOLLOW HIM FROM TWITTER. UNSUB HIM. HE IS A HUGE FAGGOT. love, the real op. Also, remember http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UnAhZmQcQ&aia=true . I still hate RWJ though.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:54:54 No.202964XXX File1267584894.jpg-(5 KB, 126x126, 1228380281009s.jpg) >>202962981

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:56:30 No.202964XXX File1267584990.jpg-(14 KB, 150x155, HeavyFace-tb.jpg) ENTIRE THREAD IS SAMEFAG

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:58:41 No.202965XXX

Of course he'll denounce 4chan publicly you fucking dumbasses. Who, in their right mind with a million subscribers wouldn't?

The truth is, they all take their humor from here. Legal barriers prevent them from admiting it (Look at SxePhil, Shane, RWJ, etc)

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:59:19 No.202965XXX >>202964966 >>202964966 I wish.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:00:04 No.202965XXX lolz :)

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:00:08 No.202965XXX File1267585208.jpg-(6 KB, 138x204, 1255329329055.jpg) Ray William Johnson... broke my heart.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:00:30 No.202966XXX Hi Ray, stop trolling for hits

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:01:05 No.202966XXX almost got me, I saw the header before it started so I win faggot.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:01:41 No.202966XXX >>202966203 >>202966203 Must have been the wrong video. The right one is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UnAhZmQcQ&aia=true .

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:01:56 No.202966XXX >>202965514 Fucking nigga please, you could be right as rain. Of course, if we do something to RWJ YouTube's "1337" hackers will fuck with us to. If half the 14 year olds in 4chan can hack, so can 30 year olds at YouTube. Shits. Not. Cash.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:03:10 No.202966XXX >>202966355 same url faggot no one is that stupid. No one go to that fucking link unless you want to get rolled.

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:03:39 No.202966XXX
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all my friends love RAYJOHNSON, I personally don't fucking care about the faggot, but I am getting to the point where I want to fucking kill anyone who says "that was fake and gay" or shit like that, its really fucking getting annoying now, who hates this fag? I DO FFS

pic:: DEC 10th - me taking a trip around the world in my space shit wormhole

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:03:43 No.202966XXX
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>>202966440
>>202966440

Our strength is in our stupidity. Our strength is in number.

When you have lots of dumb people like we do, there are bound to be some smart people. And lots of dumb people is always good for anything.

Battle Planner Christopher Lee, out.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:04:23 No.202967XXX tl dr

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:05:04 No.202967XXX File1267585504.jpg-(9 KB, 299x299, 1256179818267.jpg) Clicking.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:05:39 No.202967XXX roflingassof dddddowzaaaaa

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:05:40 No.202967XXX he should have said he doesn't fuck cats cause i have seen that quite a lot on 4chan recently

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:06:07 No.202967XXX >>202966926 What you can't make up in qual- oh forget it. Serious though, shit posting YT videos about how bad 4chan is has stirred up alot of trouble. Posting child porn on someones YT account like RWJ is a bing thing, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:07:13 No.202967XXX Ffs, typo.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:07:30 No.202967XXX >>202967613 >>202967613 >>202967613 Spamming RWJs email accounts with child porn now signed /b/. Also getting ready to flood his messageboards with it.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:07:56 No.202968XXX and i should care why?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:08:10 No.202968XXX >>202967993 Hope you're not serious bro. Niggas be reportin' yo ip.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:08:37 No.202968XXX FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:08:50 No.202968XXX File1267585730.jpg-(14 KB, 300x300, 1245056636951.jpg) FREE PALESTINE FROM THE IRANIANS

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:09:05 No.202968XXX >>202958963 Home Improvement Rolled just when i had started to like rick astley they gottra change shit up on yo damn 4chan

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:09:27 No.202968XXX >>202968187 I'm behind 3.5x2 proxies.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:10:03 No.202968XXX OHNOES MORE NEWFAGS COMING SOON

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:10:08 No.202968XXX I fucking hate this loser. He started uploading tons of his shit to FJ too

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:11:33 No.202969XXX >>202968515 Snap nigger. Shit's cash, but don't be so fucking hasty. This shitter might be trollin' to his heart content, or some 15 year old raged by RWJ for some reason.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:12:35 No.202969XXX FREE IRANIA FROM THE PALESTINES

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:14:04 No.202969XXX
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>>202969083
>>202969083

Everyone who is now subscribed to RWJ is a target. If you are not subscribed to him, you hate him.

Time to go looking at their emails and doing 'hacking LOL'. Ie: password guessing questions.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:17:21 No.202970XXX File1267586241.jpg-(22 KB, 232x270, south africa 01 nelson mandela(...).jpg) Why are the youtube celebrities always WHITE?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:18:20 No.202970XXX >>202969756 O shi- Is nao unsubscribed for safety ololol. Also that kinda sucks because I was like one of his first subscribers.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:19:34 No.202971XXX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:19:44 No.202971XXX

i am realy fucking confused.

i haven't watched the video yet because of some post in here, but first some said rwj was samefag saging... and then i read op was rwj trying to get views??
someone please just tell me if rwj broke rules 1 and 2 so we can start planning.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:21:15 No.202971XXX I got home improvement rolled :'(

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:21:22 No.202971XXX >>202971296 >>202971296 The video is related. It's not RWJ. But yeah, RWJ is super gay.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:22:35 No.202972XXX failtroll is....i really don't care anymore /b/...go fuck yourself

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:24:08 No.202972XXX I miss that show. ;_;

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