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    24 KB Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:21:46 No.202854XXX  
    ITT: Things of /b/ that you implemented IRL.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:26:04 No.202855XXX
    There must be people willing to respond to this thread. Bump.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:26:14 No.202855XXX
    Love.the surgeon or die /B/:
    . . †
    : 63/213
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:26:15 No.202855XXX
    Love.the surgeon or die /B/:
    . . †
    : 35/766
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:27:02 No.202855XXX
    cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:27:25 No.202855XXX
    The game.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:27:27 No.202855XXX
    i'm going around with the >implying business when people are making generally dumb statements.
    It usually spurs a satisfactionary reaction despite their ignorance to it´s heritage.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:27:29 No.202855XXX
    cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:27:48 No.202855XXX
    Before /b/ I was a nice guy that thought the secret to getting cumdumpsters was to be kind to them. Boy, did that change.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:27:53 No.202855XXX
    i say "epic" and "fail"

    english is not my mother tongue
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:28:16 No.202855XXX
    "u mad bro?"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:28:24 No.202855XXX
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    i like to put on my trollface. people never get it
    >> LoliMan !A3/WBL/6N. 03/02/10(Tue)15:28:41 No.202855XXX
    Cool story bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:28:52 No.202855XXX
    people piss me off alot easier...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:28:57 No.202855XXX
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    Pic related. I also troll people now.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:29:01 No.202855XXX
    Love.the surgeon or die /B/:
    . . †
    : 44/749
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:29:11 No.202855XXX
    >>202855415
    Biggest newfag move.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:29:13 No.202855XXX
    Love.the surgeon or die /B/:
    . . †
    : 33/619
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:29:17 No.202855XXX
    Love.the surgeon or die /B/:
    . . †
    : 52/891
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:29:25 No.202855XXX
    Love.the surgeon or die /B/:
    . . †
    : 35/215
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:29:26 No.202855XXX
    Love.the surgeon or die /B/:
    . . †
    : 55/173
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:29:31 No.202855XXX
    Love.the surgeon or die /B/:
    . . †
    : 31/622
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:29:43 No.202855XXX
    Memes.
    but then I just stop and walk away when some faggot cunt comes up and it like "LOL THE GAME EPIC FAIL"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:29:55 No.202855XXX
    >>202855565

    people who read this comment and attempt to trollface loose.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:30:10 No.202855XXX
    I have proven rule #34
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:30:10 No.202855XXX
    told someone to delete system32.exe and lold when they believed me. but other friend told them what it does
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:30:13 No.202855XXX
    >>202855415

    who doesnt i like to use the game a lot, for instance i used it a lot today on a fellow /b/tard on a paper airplane(shit was so cash)
    >> LoliMan !A3/WBL/6N. 03/02/10(Tue)15:30:26 No.202856XXX
    >>202855885
    FUCK!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:30:51 No.202856XXX
    i say "wat is this faggotry"
    also wat is this faggotry?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:31:18 No.202856XXX
    Honesty.
    and.
    Complete fabrication.

    thanks /b/
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:31:20 No.202856XXX
    Since i've been on 4chan (not just /b/)

    >Hated black people
    >Fursecuted and made sure everone I knew had a hate for furries
    >Troll people irl. Its great to be the one opinion that differs. Great when people get made, and you win over some people
    >Look at underaged kids differently. Also wonder if their their parents fuck them
    >Became openly sexual
    >Scared alot of people away
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:31:33 No.202856XXX
    when i say THIS WAS SO CASH
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:31:48 No.202856XXX
    OP here - I started using the word 'trolling' as well, however English isn't my mother tongue.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:31:53 No.202856XXX
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    I know some chucklefuck who's constantly asking me if I'm part of the cancer, while he told me he's been here for a good year now - does that count? If it weren't for social etiquette, I'd punch the motherfucker in the face. If.
    >> Anonymau5 03/02/10(Tue)15:32:32 No.202856XXX
    I hate it when a guy says
    The game!
    and he thinks he's all 1337 and such.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:33:03 No.202856XXX
    One someone I knew said "I have a girl friend witch is much more than you" (he was lieing)

    So I pointed to an empty corner of the room and said "Just look at all these people who give a fuck"!

    Feels good man.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:33:05 No.202856XXX
    >>202856347

    Punch the faggot in the face. He is the cancer.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:33:10 No.202856XXX
    >>202856524

    THE GAME
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:33:16 No.202856XXX
    I make sure to write in really obscure places that only people who are really bored would see "the game". also when talking shit on modern warfare 2 "what a baddass, he noobtubes and doesnt even afraid of anything"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:33:39 No.202856XXX
    I call everyone a faggot, all the time. It's such a bad habit.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:33:51 No.202856XXX
    >>202855944
    there is no "system32.exe"
    its a folder.
    >> Anonymau5 03/02/10(Tue)15:34:38 No.202857XXX
    >>202856672

    1 h43t y00
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:34:39 No.202857XXX
    >>202856659
    >>202856347
    ur both cancer and should just rape each other's faces
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:36:00 No.202857XXX
    I don't... Ever... Nobody would ever get it...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:36:15 No.202857XXX
    >>202856779
    lots of people did this before they'd even heard of /b/
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:36:25 No.202857XXX
    >>202856347
    i only kno one /b/tard IRL and his gf likes me. someday i will post pics of her eating my cock so he shits bricks
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:36:57 No.202857XXX
    >>202857479
    >>202857479
    DO IT FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:38:06 No.202857XXX
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    >>202857021

    Even though I know I shouldn't, I feel like I should prove my superiority over your noob-ass by simply posting this. Goddamn fuckups over here these days.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:38:30 No.202857XXX
    I worked in a pub and the later a nightclub and initiated both the game and rule 34 just to see what happened... it turns out theres a FUCKTON of /b/tards in my town....
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:39:03 No.202858XXX
    I'm a emotionless bastard now
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:39:28 No.202858XXX
    me and my friend made doubles get irl
    popular kids play it now
    you think of a number in your head, and day "doubles!" to someone, and they have to say a random number out loud. if its the same number, WIN
    its so funny how all the popular kids are playing it now and they dont even realize
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:40:00 No.202858XXX
    OP here, seeing his thread die ;_;.

    I didn't tell you that I became more resistant to people pissing me off - well, that's what I think, at least. I just see 'em as trolls. It helps me a lot!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:40:16 No.202858XXX
    i mutter sage under my breath when i dont like the topic. i ask "u mad?" when they obviously are. i now laugh at misfortune(haiti and olympianfag)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:40:24 No.202858XXX
    >>202858174
    lawl
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:40:39 No.202858XXX
    only when i get really mad does it come out. either i say "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" and cut off the ck, or "WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:40:55 No.202858XXX
    >>202858174
    we made it as a joke to see if the popular kids will actually do it, and now in the hallway, people will walk up to eachother and shout DOUBLES!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:41:03 No.202858XXX
    >>202855650
    this and more racism, more independance and more motivation towards my goals
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:41:33 No.202858XXX
    i sat you mad quite often.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:42:41 No.202858XXX
    I say "Cool story" when applicable, which is a lot because this one friend of mine tells me the same stories. over. and. over.

    I also laugh and ask people if they're mad when they clearly are mad, which makes them even more mad. Then I trollface
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:42:55 No.202859XXX
    >>202858527
    lol, post vid of it one day pls
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:42:58 No.202859XXX
    I troll. whenever i walk by this picture of Aerrthra Franklin in the library i excaim "I love woopi goldberg"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:43:30 No.202859XXX
    today i actually said "lol wut"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:43:49 No.202859XXX
    >>202858077
    This is the only acceptable answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:44:33 No.202859XXX
    I say 'Son, I am disappoint' or just 'I am disappoint' a lot.
    Moar racism
    Moar trolling
    I make a lot of rape jokes (which gets me a lot of uncomfortable looks, as I am a cumdumpster)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:44:58 No.202859XXX
    I only do it with friends. I just explain until they get what I'm saying, haha. Even though English isn't my first language, I still shout "YOU MAD, YOU MAD, YOU MAAAAAAD!" in mad people's faces.

    I also got most of my friends to understand and use "FFFFFFFUUUUUU-" but it is now pretty much shortened to "FFFFFFFF".
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:45:33 No.202859XXX
    people like to make 'out of order' signs on vending machines at my school so I will always write underneath 'you be trollin'
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:46:00 No.202859XXX
    >>202859446
    >>202859446
    you're not a cumdumpster
    prove me wrong
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:47:14 No.202860XXX
    >>202859847
    >>202859847
    bump
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:47:43 No.202860XXX
    When people are saying dumb shit I always say sage. They have no idea what I am talking about.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:48:16 No.202860XXX
    CP for sure
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:48:18 No.202860XXX
    i say derp and herp a lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:48:20 No.202860XXX
    >>202859446
    tits nao
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:48:22 No.202860XXX
    I tell my dad he is a fail-faggot
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:48:51 No.202860XXX
    I use U mad a lot.
    and epic and fail
    and sometimes I just go all out /b/ and only speak in memes and weird people out.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:49:16 No.202860XXX
    derp actually means - didnt even read post
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:50:10 No.202860XXX
    lmao
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:50:20 No.202860XXX
    >>202858967
    THIS. Also, I hate black people a little more now though only 'those' blacks. You know who you are.

    I say 'what is this I don't even', I tend to try trolling people now, and I have a troll face down now, I love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:51:05 No.202861XXX
    what is this fuckery, fail, cool story bro, shit was so cash, derp.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:51:10 No.202861XXX
    cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:51:38 No.202861XXX
    >>202860412
    I do this loads too, almost forgot.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:52:11 No.202861XXX
    >>202860928
    >>202860928
    Fuck - I'm jealous, no kidding
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:52:35 No.202861XXX
    None of it.

    /b/ is for your subconscious mind to mentally whack of to disturbing thoughts we all have.

    They really dont go far in life, unless you feel like living life for the sick and twisted shit we think about, which in case, more props to you.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:53:01 No.202861XXX
    >>202855315
    this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:53:10 No.202861XXX
    I only really do this around a friend of mine who's also a /b/tard. I don't remember how we found each other out, I think I might have seen a thread that looked like he made it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:53:21 No.202861XXX
    "The game"
    I said derp everytime I see something stupid to mock it.
    "Cool story bro"
    "DO IT FAGGOT"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:53:34 No.202861XXX
    >>202856218
    I stopped hating furries when I realized people do it now because it's the 'cool' thing to do. Thus proving them right when they retardly claim to be 'fursecuted'.
    >> Muse !t5j0oblcKE 03/02/10(Tue)15:53:41 No.202861XXX
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    I roll doubles IRL
    >> GaryFukkenOak11 !zQZQqTfh3Q 03/02/10(Tue)15:54:47 No.202862XXX
    Well luckily i know a few /b/tards IRL, so we sit about trolling the shit outta people, blurting out "DAT ASS!" when a fine piece of ass walks on by. I through a couple memes into a convo every now n then to see how people react, and to see if i can find people who also lurk. Also i fucking hate niggers.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:55:15 No.202862XXX
    >>THE GAME
    >U LOST THE game

    WinRaR
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:56:05 No.202862XXX
    1. The Game
    2. For The Win
    3. Fail
    4. What is This, I don't even
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:56:19 No.202862XXX
    I say "cool story" alot now when people start saying dumb shit. Also, I look at little kids differently now.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:57:27 No.202862XXX
    I say "faggot", "nigger", and "fucking jew" a lot inconsciously. People is starting to suspect that I'm a nazi or something (I'm not racist nor homophobe...) My brain is fucked up and soon my whole life...thanks /b/
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:57:40 No.202862XXX
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    At uni my class was to fill out a survey and the lecture said dont worry you are all anonymous. he laughed and said not like the people from 4chan i shouted "rules 1 & 2 newfag" now im suspended for 2 weeks from that class
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:57:47 No.202862XXX
    I do not take /b/ outside of /b/. /b/ does not belong outside of /b/. People who take /b/ outside of /b/ are faggots that need to be delt with. I've seen what happens when you take /b/ outside of /b/. They spout memes that people outside of /b/ have no clue what is going on and only leaves them looking retarded, and one step deeper in the anti-social hole. Just stop, please, stop.

    Sincerely,


    Anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:57:53 No.202862XXX
    >>202862169
    >>202862169
    >>202862169

    also, I'm 12 and what is this?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:58:22 No.202863XXX
    "TITS or GTFO" with my friend, hahahaha.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:58:24 No.202863XXX
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    >>202862815

    trolled
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:58:29 No.202863XXX
    No ones going to say it?
    Fine I will....

    RULES 1 AND 2 FAGGOTS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:59:04 No.202863XXX
    >>202862417
    uh, my friends used 1 & 2 like 10 years ago, way to be a slowfag
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:59:53 No.202863XXX
    derp
    cool story, bro
    newfag
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)15:59:56 No.202863XXX
    ew why would you risk people knowing you come on /b/
    i have never, and will never say anything i see on here in real life, because i dont want people thinking i'm a loser ^_^
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:00:20 No.202863XXX
    1) The "Rules" were invented by Gaia, by supporting them you support Gaia

    2)XD SO RANDUM SECREC CLUB
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:00:25 No.202863XXX
    >>202862815
    what a faggot teacher
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:01:59 No.202863XXX
    >>202863015
    lawl I'm saving it
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:02:20 No.202864XXX
    >>202863508
    Sadly, newfaggotfucks do not understand this fact. Even when you show them the video of MOOT saying the rules were made by gaiafags they still won't accept it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:02:51 No.202864XXX
    >>202862815
    epic win xD suspenstion is 4 teh lulz.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:03:02 No.202864XXX
    i mainly just /b/ irl with my brother who is also a /b/tard. i also cal people "____fag"s and laugh in my mind when i see retards and shit like that
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:04:14 No.202864XXX
    >>202856649
    I read that with a cute, Bulgarian accent.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:04:21 No.202864XXX
    >>202862846


    Troofer than troof.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:04:37 No.202864XXX
    "sad story" im german sounds stupid but who cares?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:06:38 No.202865XXX
    i call anyone below the age of 12 newfags irl!!! haha soo wicked
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:07:00 No.202865XXX
    >>202864664
    Wtf are you trying to tell, failNiGgA?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:07:10 No.202865XXX
    >>202859446

    then post tits?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:07:18 No.202865XXX
    >>202864554
    lol
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:08:19 No.202865XXX
    Nothing, because I'm the only one in my city that goes on /b/.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:08:23 No.202865XXX
    >>202864060
    >>202864060


    Still, rules 1 and 2 are good, I broke them once to a couple friends and now they are both meme spouting fucktards that piss me off. Seriously. They just fucking yell out random memes and think its funny. Never again
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:08:32 No.202865XXX
    >>202862846


    This. Any faggots disagree GTFFFFFFFFFFFFFO
    >> Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)16:10:00 No.202866XXX
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    SO MUCH FUCKING NEWFAGGOTRY IN HERE


    GET OFF OF MY /b/

    Anybody who uses memes IRL is a tremendous faggot.

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