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Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:35:11 No.202804XXX

So there's this big guido guy who says he can hack my computer. I got into his facebook after he said that and got his phone numbers and personal info. What do now? Karma's a bitch.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:36:01 No.202804XXX Rape?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:36:03 No.202804XXX post them. possibly personal army chance.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:36:51 No.202804XXX bump

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:36:52 No.202804XXX Do what you originally intended... Stop asking us "what do", because clearly you already know what to do. Post results for lulz. Then continue on with your day.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:37:26 No.202804XXX post info and get shot down for trying personal army?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:37:41 No.202804XXX >>202804665 This.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:37:45 No.202804XXX 1. upload goatse pic 2. put shit in status 3. ???? 4. profit

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:38:30 No.202804XXX 1-516-304-1214 1-631-543-6221 Not really looking for that much of a personal army but here's his number. What pissed me off is that he goes to community college, can't spell, and tried to get big at me.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:38:37 No.202804XXX Post 4 personal army

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:38:56 No.202804XXX >>202804865 what one is home and what one is cell

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:39:43 No.202805XXX http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000222630563 Is this win?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:40:47 No.202805XXX 516 is mobile number I believe

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:41:34 No.202805XXX >>202805021 OP is a pretty cool guy, he hacks guidos facebooks and doesnt afraid of anything.

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:41:48 No.202805XXX

No. Too fucking obvious

Do something subtle. Do something alarming and if possible, use private information on his facebook to fuck his life up.

Pretend he's coming out or something. Or set his status as 'Wants to fuck a baby...imagine how tight it would be.'

And set profile to public so we can get our vicarious lulz.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:42:01 No.202805XXX OP post password

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:42:57 No.202805XXX >>202805316 Don't fucking do that! We're all to retarded to make this a good hack.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:43:09 No.202805XXX >>202805021 make sure to become a fan of gay pride and as many things like that as possible. ruin his facebook as much as you can, so it will take him months to get it back to normal.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:44:00 No.202805XXX aww i wanted to fuck around with it :( fine... post results instead

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:45:04 No.202805XXX >>202804471 >>202804566 >>202804665 >>202804767 >>202804865 >>202804881 same

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:45:28 No.202805XXX

Be subtle. Dont change his account in that way, it's too obvious.

Change his status into: I AM FUKING DONE WITH NIGGERS DESTROYING OUR LANDS AND STEALING EVERYTHING WE WHITE MEN ONCE BUILT UP. THESE SUBHUMANS DESERVE TO BE PUT BACK INTO THEIR CAGES, WHERE THEY BELONG!! I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT, I AM OFF TO BUY A GUN. BYE EVERYONE.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:46:26 No.202805XXX >>202805721 Even more subtle: Interested in: Men

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:46:33 No.202805XXX >>202805678 newfag detected.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:46:38 No.202805XXX >>202805422 True. Some dumbass will end up changing his password and ruin it for everyone.

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:46:49 No.202805XXX

>>202805721

>be subtle
>I AM FUKING DONE WITH NIGGERS DESTROYING OUR LANDS AND STEALING EVERYTHING WE WHITE MEN ONCE BUILT UP. THESE SUBHUMANS DESERVE TO BE PUT BACK INTO THEIR CAGES, WHERE THEY BELONG!! I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT, I AM OFF TO BUY A GUN. BYE EVERYONE.
>subtle

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:46:51 No.202805XXX 516 = Long Island area code for years. Not just mobile.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:47:29 No.202805XXX File1267544849.png-(2 KB, 254x192, 1261617311332.png) >>202805021

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:48:20 No.202806XXX do a barrel roll

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:48:47 No.202806XXX >>202805910 Woah you're really smart and doesn't afraid of anything. OP: Change his status, post results and profit.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:49:18 No.202806XXX Put his phone numbers on like some anti pedo anti rascist, anti something website. Say that he is a member of some KKK type / kid raping society.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:51:03 No.202806XXX this isnt OP, but after looking at his myspace, i recommend we ruin that too. http://www.myspace.com/BINOSTYLE420

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:53:01 No.202806XXX I like the new "favorite tv show"

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:54:42 No.202806XXX Great status update!!! OP DELIVERS!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:54:56 No.202806XXX As a child I was beaten and raped by my father. Please feel bad for me :( I AM OFF TO BUY A GUN lol

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:56:05 No.202807XXX File1267545365.jpg-(169 KB, 1258x614, Adress.jpg) Is he really that retarded to put his true adress in his facebook profile?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:56:23 No.202807XXX lol, the status comment.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:56:24 No.202807XXX People are commenting on the status, raging!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:57:20 No.202807XXX Needs some cat abuse pictures.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:57:51 No.202807XXX >>202807035 Yea he's pretty retarded.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:58:02 No.202807XXX LOL thanks OP :D

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:58:52 No.202807XXX How come I can't add him as friend?!?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:59:04 No.202807XXX yeah, animal abuse with a caption of "lol" under it would be pretty fun.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)10:59:44 No.202807XXX >>202805157 Wrong, it is Nassau county area code. Why does this guy have phone numbers from two dif. area codes?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:00:18 No.202807XXX File1267545618.jpg-(5 KB, 118x98, DavidDavidson.jpg) >>202807265 Brilliant, well I'm a britfag but does anyone local feel like ordering him 30 or 40 pizzas?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:00:35 No.202807XXX File1267545635.jpg-(46 KB, 500x362, win.jpg) >>202805910

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:00:37 No.202807XXX I go around to cross burnings and lynchings Job description hahaha

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:01:04 No.202807XXX good going OP, much win

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:02:12 No.202807XXX "As a child I was beaten and raped by my father. Please feel bad for me :( " hahahahaha

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:02:46 No.202807XXX OP, you need to set it as interested in 'MEN' only.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:03:13 No.202808XXX >>202807533 Really why numbers in two area codes. Different counties. I am puzzled. Though yes, I said too rashly it wasn't his mobile number.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:03:32 No.202808XXX >>202807902 I liked that one too.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:04:08 No.202808XXX dicks...lots of dicks

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:04:22 No.202808XXX Change his Profile picture NOA!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:04:35 No.202808XXX File1267545875.jpg-(56 KB, 501x654, 1265754881544.jpg) howja do it op?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:04:54 No.202808XXX >>202808192 >>202808219 Subtlety is the key you salviating fucktards.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:05:18 No.202808XXX GIVE US LINK OP

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:05:20 No.202808XXX You gotta change his religious beliefs, Klansmen hated Catholics.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:05:32 No.202808XXX >>202807612 This. use online ordering and get the pizzas over there

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:05:42 No.202808XXX >>202808257 wat

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:05:57 No.202808XXX question: Assuming it was you OP, his profile became a fan of Gay Marriage 9 hours ago. Have you been at this for 9 hours? Or alternatively why the massive delay?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:06:10 No.202808XXX >>202808366 to what?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:06:42 No.202808XXX Lol did you get his myspace too, or is this real? >>fuck the world with my long nice super juicy fat smooth cock >>Mood: fabulous fabulous

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:06:51 No.202808XXX his email is on there too.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:07:00 No.202808XXX 1 internet to you OP

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:07:13 No.202808XXX send me link i wanna see. and you should break up with his girlfriend over facebook. if he has one then change his orientation to gay and hit on his male friends that way his life is shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:07:28 No.202808XXX >>202808483 Pat Robertson.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:07:48 No.202808XXX File1267546068.jpg-(65 KB, 763x482, dwdwd35423233121.jpg) >>202808366 Yeh, fucking protestant fuckwits. That's the only thing that kept me from joining the klan.

>>	dfhdfgdfg 03/02/10(Tue)11:07:58 No.202808XXX http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=wall&id=100000222630563

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:08:31 No.202808XXX http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000222630563

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:08:55 No.202808XXX quick suggestion OP, go back in and delete all the posts that say things were changed (looking for, job info, etc) it'll take him longer to figure out whats up.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:08:56 No.202808XXX some kind of anti-Latin comment would be a good idea. His friend Dario attends # Facultad de Ciencias Exactas, Ingenerias y Agrimensura # Ingeniería Electrónica

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:09:16 No.202808XXX lol take a look at his wall :D

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:09:30 No.202808XXX >>202808879 A MUST DO

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:09:53 No.202809XXX I lol'd

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:09:57 No.202809XXX >>202808XXX facepalm

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:10:09 No.202809XXX File1267546209.jpg-(140 KB, 900x1200, 1267155994295.jpg) >>202804140 You don't know what your talking about. I'm tired of listening to you repost. Here's my tits. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:10:56 No.202809XXX File1267546256.png-(133 KB, 354x363, tumblr_kqq193mlVH1qzexono1_400.png) BAHAHAH this is funny you t3h man OP

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:11:23 No.202809XXX I have a feeling Darío Gabriel Lipicar is on this thread....

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:11:32 No.202809XXX

Number for his Local pizzeria.

Someone order this fat fuck some food. Private number, 30 pizzas, say you're having a party and you'll pay cash on the door.

I would do it if there was an online order option but there isn't.

His adress is: 57 Shinbone Lane, Commack, Suffolk County, NY, 11725.

Oh, and I'm not OP.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:11:46 No.202809XXX >>202809260 you too?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:12:10 No.202809XXX >>202809284 Whoops, forgot the number. Mario's Pizzeria. (631) 499-7000

>>	sage 03/02/10(Tue)11:12:22 No.202809XXX did you change that dude's gender to female? haha cause it says "she edited her interests" lol good job

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:12:25 No.202809XXX File1267546345.png-(5 KB, 574x117, HMH.png) Its very a subtle touch. but god i lol'd

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:13:21 No.202809XXX >>202809284 try dominoes or pizza hut's website. you can order online.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:13:28 No.202809XXX UNRESTRICT THE PRIVACY SETTINGS we can't even get his photos

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:13:36 No.202809XXX oh also put skrewdriver in the music RAC ftw in these situations

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:14:01 No.202809XXX How in GODS NAME (science) did you get his password.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:14:15 No.202809XXX >>202806078 /thread

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:14:35 No.202809XXX hahaha I like his new "favorite quote"

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:15:59 No.202809XXX >>202809284 >>202809284 hahaha whats his phone number. im ordering this bitch some dominos!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:16:15 No.202810XXX open the full profile to everyone

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:16:21 No.202810XXX >>202809612

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:16:44 No.202810XXX Any sucess on cracking his myspace page anyone ???

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:16:51 No.202810XXX >>202810052 it is, you just need to log in.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:16:53 No.202810XXX >>202809996 Email: binostyle420@gmail.com Mobile Number: 1516-304-1214 Other: 631543-6221

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:17:19 No.202810XXX nice work anon

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:17:37 No.202810XXX >>202810118 check his mood and status

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:17:40 No.202810XXX >>202809996 Use either one of these. 1-516-304-1214 1-631-543-6221 God speed anon.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:17:46 No.202810XXX start unfriending any black friends he has, say that he's purging his page of vile nigger filth

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:18:18 No.202810XXX >>202810277 THIS. NAO.

>>	DERB 03/02/10(Tue)11:18:49 No.202810XXX OP - ask one of his friends what his Girlfrield's profile/number is. Break up with her. Post results.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:19:12 No.202810XXX I feel like signing him up to loads of nasty things with his e-mail, any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:19:39 No.202810XXX >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447 >>202810447

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:19:51 No.202810XXX lulz@EFG Facebook pic

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:20:10 No.202810XXX >>202810507 Just start doing a bunch of online surveys with his information. He'll get 100 spam mails a day.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:20:15 No.202810XXX >>202810447 >>202810574 Unfunny samefag.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:20:18 No.202810XXX >>202810447 This, while also messaging one of her friends about how he only was dating his now ex to get into her friends pants.

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:20:21 No.202810XXX
File1267546821.jpg-(100 KB, 800x782, 1262783829606.jpg)

Nah, just make it subtle. Interact with his friends and family, and mess with them too. Insult bosses, co-workers, possible love interests.

Surrender to enemies, join groups, etc.

Learn about him too, and destroy him with it.

How'd you do it, anyway, OP?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:20:22 No.202810XXX Joseph Carpenter take down the EFG picture.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:20:32 No.202810XXX >>202810447 THIS BY GAWD

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:20:51 No.202810XXX >>202810252 Lol i just thought the guy was like that lol, change his myspace videos to white supremisit and hitler videos,

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:20:58 No.202810XXX >>202810668 >>202810360 Wasn't a samefag, actually, which is the surprising thing

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:21:18 No.202810XXX LOL John Christ

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)11:21:27 No.202810XXX File1267546887.jpg-(197 KB, 400x513, billy-mays.jpg) >>202810277 >>202810447 OMG, THESE.

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