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Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:03:40 No.202727XXX

Have you ever wondered how many anonymous have infiltrated your daily lives, and you're completely unaware of it?

What does /b/ do for work that involves being around a lot of people?

I'm in your restaurants, cooking your pizzas.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:05:20 No.202727XXX Bump. Anyone?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:06:06 No.202728XXX Medschoolfag here. I'll be a doctor in a year and a half... well, intern. Eh.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:08:44 No.202728XXX I am at your malls, following around you damned fucking kids who I know are gonna fucking steal shit

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:10:09 No.202729XXX I'm in your hospital, drawing blood from your AIDsy piece of shit self.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:10:11 No.202729XXX im in your daycares, watching your children. (i actually am though)

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:10:26 No.202729XXX McDonalds Manager here from the NSW Central Coast, im the one making your burgers with my filthy bare hands.

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:10:54 No.202729XXX

>>202727544
I'm a programmer, I write the code for the programs you use!

Na, I'm full of shit, I write half asses code for accounting programs that no more then 5 people will ever use, and spend the rest of my time playing old ENIX games while pretending to work.

Why ENIX games you ask? Because I ran out of good old Square games, and one day I shall move on to a new company.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:05 No.202729XXX I'm in your benefits system stealing your monies lol

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:15 No.202729XXX 1. go to its0ver9000.net (take out asteriks) 2. click a link 3. ??????? 4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!(no newfags plox) 5670874062

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:18 No.202729XXX I'm in your anus, prairie dogging

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:25 No.202729XXX I work in your local college library, giving you your books, making bombs to destroy your face :D

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:33 No.202729XXX Ahahaha I worked for pizza hut until last year. Shit ruled.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:39 No.202729XXX Im in ur college, attending lectures.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:40 No.202729XXX school. but summer, I watch bitches swim.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:46 No.202729XXX I'm in your museum researching your paintins.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:46 No.202729XXX 1. go to its0ver9000.net (take out asteriks) 2. click a link 3. ??????? 4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!(no newfags plox) 1797512783

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:47 No.202729XXX I'm in your pharmacies, filling you scripts for antidepressants.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:48 No.202729XXX File1267513908.jpg-(16 KB, 289x450, 6a00d8341c501653ef00e551d84b66(...).jpg) I'm in you internets blocking your pronz

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:11:58 No.202729XXX lol

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:11 No.202729XXX im your deliveryman during the day. and your gas station attendant during the night

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:11 No.202729XXX I'm in your grocery stores, setting your prices.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:14 No.202729XXX i make sure food gets to supermarkets

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:17 No.202729XXX i work in primary schools fixing computers

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:22 No.202729XXX I'm in your grocerie stores, stocking your goods.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:26 No.202729XXX im in your lawn pullin your weeds.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:29 No.202729XXX I used to deliver pizzas for pizza hut, best fucking job ever. I now work at a gas station.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:31 No.202729XXX Working in an ambulance

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:36 No.202729XXX I work in a coloring book factory. Sooooo I guess that means a lot of yous hasz touched my weiner.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:45 No.202729XXX >>202729495 Hi Kev, hows the family?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:12:47 No.202729XXX I am at Gamestop, denying young anons from purchasing M rated games without a guardian to confirm the purchase.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:05 No.202729XXX I'm in your Starbucks giving you decafs.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:13 No.202729XXX >>202727544 I'm in your call centers, fixing your computers

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:15 No.202729XXX I'm in your university, teaching your undergrads

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:16 No.202729XXX i'm in your mineral rights, drafting Quit Claim Deeds and executing your Oil & Gas Leased

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:18 No.202729XXX I'm in your neighborhood/business delivering your packages

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:25 No.202729XXX I'm in your national zoo... educating your children.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:29 No.202729XXX I'm in your BK's, making your Whoppers

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:31 No.202729XXX i work at pat and oscars in southern cali. im in your breadsticks...with my doughey stick.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:36 No.202729XXX I watch elementary school children And I ring up your groceries I also provide your underage children with alcohol.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:52 No.202730XXX im in your friendly skies, trying not to vector this hunk of shit into your house

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:54 No.202730XXX I'm in your grocery stores making sure kraft food sales are at maximum effeciency

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:55 No.202730XXX I'm in your refineries and power plants. making your energies and gazoleens

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:13:56 No.202730XXX I deliver your Pizzas with extra spit

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:00 No.202730XXX I'm in your football teams, allocating money to charities.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:01 No.202730XXX I'm in your houses, being unemployed

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:03 No.202730XXX i'm in your mall, selling your clothes.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:07 No.202730XXX im in your grocery stores, selling you foods.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:12 No.202730XXX i was at arby's making your sammiches

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:13 No.202730XXX I'm a manager for a Nashville area Backyard Burger. I'm busy making your burger tasty.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:16 No.202730XXX in your community college, failing classes.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:19 No.202730XXX your in my taxi, as I take you home.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:19 No.202730XXX File1267514059.jpg-(3 KB, 101x100, images.jpg) I'm in your gas station giving you dirty looks.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:21 No.202730XXX im in your local vons cutting meats

>>	RonStoppable 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:26 No.202730XXX File1267514066.jpg-(115 KB, 1200x900, 1267043847084.jpg) I'm in your school, teaching your kids.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:29 No.202730XXX 1. go to its0ver9000.net (take out asteriks) 2. click a link 3. ??????? 4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!(no newfags plox) 5431566728

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:38 No.202730XXX I'm at game stop telling you we don't fucking have battletoads.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:40 No.202730XXX >>202729841 Like FUCK you are! Turn it off and on again does not count as advice!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:41 No.202730XXX I'm at your hotel, valet'ing your skis

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:41 No.202730XXX >>202729949 Your not by any chance in Washington are you?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:41 No.202730XXX im in ur blockbusters rentin out the movies. and watching hot bitches walk in.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:42 No.202730XXX I'm up in your grocery store playing with meat

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:43 No.202730XXX Im at your motocycle shop, fixing your broken shit

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:47 No.202730XXX I'm in her bedroom fucking your daughter.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:51 No.202730XXX Im in your targets stocking your grocery and touching your food.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:53 No.202730XXX I'm an online game developer. You may have seen my work.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:54 No.202730XXX im in your hotel, being a lazy motherfucker and running the show.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:55 No.202730XXX im in ur local little caesars whipping my balls on your crazy breads

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:14:56 No.202730XXX I'm in your corporate internets, filtering your viruses and configuring your router/switches/asa's

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:06 No.202730XXX i'm in your schools rae... em teaching your kids

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:06 No.202730XXX i'm in your bike shop building your fucking bikes

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:10 No.202730XXX i'm in your doctor's office, fapping to your medical records

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:19 No.202730XXX I'm in ur post office, sortin' your mails.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:21 No.202730XXX I'm in your old farts house, filling them with pills making them sleep and/or shit

>>	anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:23 No.202730XXX i'm a muhreen, supposedly "fighting" for your freedom, blahaha.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:24 No.202730XXX >>202727544 PIZZAFAG HERE TOO

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:28 No.202730XXX im in your hardware store selling you propane

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:29 No.202730XXX I'm in your bar, serving your drinks. And you KNOW what I do with these hands.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:38 No.202730XXX Im in your house fixing all the shit you break.(general contractor)

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:42 No.202730XXX I'm in your jails, watching your prisoners.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:15:58 No.202730XXX I'm in your federal government aiding your senators

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:04 No.202730XXX I am in your theatres, putting on operas.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:04 No.202730XXX im in starbucks, barista'ing

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:06 No.202730XXX im a shift manager at cvs

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:18 No.202730XXX I'm in your pharmacy, fillin your scripts

>>	ڽﱜįċΞ ƀọ̖̦̔̇̓x 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:18 No.202730XXX I'm a dodgy electrician

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:19 No.202730XXX I'm in your hospital, making your IV bags

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:22 No.202730XXX Im behind the teller window looking at your bank account :O

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:25 No.202730XXX I'm in your local organic produce stand, avoiding my bitchy manager.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:26 No.202730XXX i'm in your movietheaters, selling you old candies

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:29 No.202730XXX I'm at your tattoo shop, marking you for life, and hiding things in the designs if you're an asshole. Or stupid.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:36 No.202730XXX im in my house, lurking on /b/

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:40 No.202730XXX I'm a student, using your taxes to further my education. I'm a life gaurd, please walk, no running on the cement.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:43 No.202730XXX >>202729718 Dead.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:54 No.202730XXX >>202730487 where?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:16:55 No.202730XXX I'm selling you bull shit with false information, just so I can make budget.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:05 No.202730XXX Im in your zaxby's putting my balls on your chicken.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:11 No.202730XXX NO SUBWAYFAGS HAVE CHIMED IN? ITS THE PROFESSION OF /b/ Im in your subways toasting your chicken bacon ranch's with provolone.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:12 No.202730XXX I'm in your post office, mailing your shit

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:20 No.202730XXX >>202729179 McDonalds employee here also I dig my boxers out of my unwashed ass crack, smell it, and put the reg meat on your big macs with my bare hands

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:25 No.202730XXX I'm on ur bus, kicking you off.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:34 No.202730XXX at walmart, being rude

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:35 No.202730XXX I'm in your mold casting company. Making parts for you to blow yourself up with.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:35 No.202730XXX I'm in your Jamba Juice, preparing your smoothies with integrity, because I don't wanna get fired.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:44 No.202731XXX I'm in your classrooms, teaching your children.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:50 No.202731XXX I'm in your Walgreens, selling you drugs.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:50 No.202731XXX You realise most of /b/ is in highschool, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:56 No.202731XXX im in your grocery store! selling you rubbers!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:17:57 No.202731XXX im here in dallas, scooping ice cream for you kids

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:22 No.202731XXX File1267514302.jpg-(44 KB, 321x360, Hasandoodz.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:24 No.202731XXX I'm in your computerz running ads on the side of your screen.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:30 No.202731XXX im in your hotels. watching you sleep. i run the desk some nights. and protect you as security others. i'll even occasionally work maintenance.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:32 No.202731XXX I'm having sex with your gf cause she's paying me to.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:33 No.202731XXX Im in your restaurants, serving your tables. Inb4 tipping drama. (But seriously.)

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:38 No.202731XXX I'm in yer Tim Horton's. Makin yer doughnuts.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:38 No.202731XXX Im in you're Six Flags, providing friendly, fast, safe and clean servive

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:41 No.202731XXX I'm your friendly neighborhood spiderman

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:44 No.202731XXX i'm in your most favourite lawfirm, sueing the government.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:52 No.202731XXX I'm at the airport picking up the heart your grandfather needs to live.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:18:53 No.202731XXX I'm in your movies, making you laugh.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:15 No.202731XXX im in your staples, sending you them office supplies by mail

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:15 No.202731XXX I'm in your salons, cutting your hairs. I'm in your Zumiez, making your skateboards.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:24 No.202731XXX File1267514364.jpg-(37 KB, 400x500, obama_afro.jpg) I'm in your White House, growing mah watermelonz

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:34 No.202731XXX im in your restaurant, making your foodz

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:35 No.202731XXX im in your papa johns, delivering your pizza and eating your extra breadsticks

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:38 No.202731XXX >>202730487 Mara???

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:39 No.202731XXX >>202730943 >>202730943 Did you call the amber lamps for that leakin' nigger?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:40 No.202731XXX I'm in your military. Killin their d00dz.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:42 No.202731XXX >>202729453 Im in the seat behind you, being off task.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:42 No.202731XXX I'm increasing your oil availability, using well stimulation techniques.

>>	Amonomous puss 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:44 No.202731XXX I'm at your HOB watching you watch shows

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:44 No.202731XXX I'm in your small town grocery store, carryin out ur foodz

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:19:51 No.202731XXX I'm in your High School, teaching your science classes.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:01 No.202731XXX I'm in your Tim Hortons, handling your coffee. Don't fuck with me.

>>	happyduck 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:03 No.202731XXX i am in your streets, giving 10 Rove for Rong time

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:13 No.202731XXX Im on your corner selling you shitty seeds and stems while i smoke the good shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:17 No.202731XXX >>202730882 used to work at subway shit was so NOT cash

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:21 No.202731XXX im in your factorys, packaging your makeup...

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:21 No.202731XXX File1267514421.jpg-(30 KB, 320x320, 1267376051775.jpg) I troll the internet

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:22 No.202731XXX File1267514422.jpg-(21 KB, 300x375, barakaobama.jpg) I'm in your white house, being black

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:24 No.202731XXX I'm in your grocery store, bagging your groceries

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:43 No.202731XXX I'm in your game shops, having a polite conversation about video games with you while you make your purchase.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:45 No.202731XXX Security Forces. Maybe the most /b/ career field in the usaf

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:45 No.202731XXX i'm in ur medicare and your grandparents are fucking annoying.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:47 No.202731XXX I'm cooking your food at a fine dining establishment

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:47 No.202731XXX i'm shipping your packages.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:51 No.202731XXX im makin ur furniture

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:57 No.202731XXX I'm in your kid's school teaching them shit and stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:20:58 No.202731XXX Someone I work with is a /b/tard. It was strange yet heartwarming to find we share a common bond.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:04 No.202731XXX Im in your girlfriend, getting her pregnant.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:13 No.202731XXX I'm delivering your Pepsi, stocking your machines.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:29 No.202731XXX Pizza Hut is terrible.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:30 No.202731XXX I'm in your literature, writing your literary movements.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:35 No.202731XXX I'm at your Blockbuster in NJ, giving you late fee's and shit

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:35 No.202731XXX I'm in your school, teaching your English.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:36 No.202731XXX im in your websites collecting your data.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:38 No.202731XXX >>202731473 cool brah lets be non productive together

>>	anti-k !M6R0eWkIpk 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:41 No.202731XXX I'm in your hospital pharmacy, making your IVs, compounds, and fillin' inpatient scripts.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:42 No.202731XXX I'm a web developer and I also do general IT tasks at the company where I work

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:52 No.202732XXX
File1267514512.jpg-(44 KB, 428x600, rackrater793.jpg)

I iz in ur brewery. makiNgz ur beerz, and other libations as well as further refining energy providing consumables which is some instances are also alcoholic in nature.

pic related. What I do gets YOU laid.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:21:54 No.202732XXX I'm in your gamestop, selling you overpriced merchandise and bullshit magazine subscriptions.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:22:02 No.202732XXX im at your job, asking how many people live here.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:22:06 No.202732XXX 1. go to its0ver9000.net (take out asteriks) 2. click a link 3. ??????? 4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!(no newfags plox) 2222263015

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:22:09 No.202732XXX File1267514529.jpg-(65 KB, 520x470, 1265902853353.jpg) i'm in your restaurants make you food you so enjoy to gorge yourself on i'm plotting everyday and you'll know when i strike

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:22:15 No.202732XXX im in your fancy restaurant, keeping your water cold

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:22:17 No.202732XXX /r/ this shit

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:22:19 No.202732XXX i'm raping your mom behind the shed

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:22:29 No.202732XXX I'm in your school lurking for information that might lead me to hacking either your computer or social sites and fucking you over after you forgot to say sorry for bumping into me, probably, by accident.

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