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Over the past 48 hours 4chan's formspring page has gotten over 12,000 questions, and I've received over 3,000 e-mails. Many thanks to everyone who submitted a question, and sent me a message! I was able to respond to a few hundred e-mails and had hoped to start answering questions on formspring, but it seems that the number of questions broke the page. Once that's sorted out, I'll sift through them and answer as time allows.
Thanks again for all of the support!

In other news, /rs/ now processes MediaFire/MegaUpload/and a bunch of other links correctly (this had been broken for months). The old links should be updated in about a week (the checker is taking a while).
Thanks to Popcorn Mariachi for spontaneously appearing and fixing this.

Final reminder: Ask questions here, e-mail me here (I read *every* one), and follow 4chan on the Twitter here.

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Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:32:46 No.202719XXX

Now I don't give a shit about this whole newfag/oldfag bullshit you kids are dwelling on. But seriously, what the dicks is up with these rules 1 and 2?

I was talking to some friends about 4chan the other day when some little cunt actually told me to mind rules 1 and 2.

Stop treating this site like it's a 'legion' or 'cult'. Quit the Fight Club references and V for Vendetta bullshit and realize that this is nothing more than an online bulletin board.

I'm going to bed. I love horse cock.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:33:18 No.202719XXX newfag

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:33:51 No.202719XXX >>202719546 owned

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:34:31 No.202719XXX newfag

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:34:39 No.202719XXX File1267511679.jpg-(186 KB, 912x1216, 1267479076937.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:35:03 No.202719XXX >>202719858 owned

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:35:11 No.202720XXX >>202719438 get the fuck off my /b/ and never speak of it again

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:35:51 No.202720XXX horse cock, eh?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:36:11 No.202720XXX its to stop newfags from coming and making /b/ what it is today, but wait then that would make it ok

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:37:31 No.202720XXX File1267511851.jpg-(1.02 MB, 1263x762, 4chan.jpg)

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:38:40 No.202720XXX

>>202720291
Yeah, so when those people get here and want to be cool like us they'll figure "Wow, this place is super secret they have their own codes and all. I'm going to follow with that hahahahah".

My point being? I'd rather see 500 million new users than a handful of faggots you guys are making with your rules.

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:39:10 No.202721XXX

It doesn't matter. This site is full of antisocial fucks who cry about being "a nice guy who keeps getting friendzone'd," when in reality they don't realize that they're too fucking retarded to make a move and being on this site makes them nowhere near nice.
So honestly, I wouldn't give a shit if this site was taken over by 13 year olds. It probably needs to be so that we can wipe this shit off the internet and out of our lives for good.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:39:15 No.202721XXX >>202719438 Actually, rules 1 and 2 are more directed towards /b/, not 4chan in general.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:39:52 No.202721XXX newfag

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:41:21 No.202721XXX Ya, because it's so hard to get in. What's the hush about. Try to belong to something that matters. I agree with OP. It's just a board...

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:41:56 No.202721XXX OP newfag is a OP newfag.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:42:05 No.202721XXX /b/ isnt exactly something that everyone should know about.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:42:08 No.202721XXX >>little cunt actually told me to mind rules 1 and 2. You where breaking both rules? B& sir.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:43:56 No.202722XXX >>202721824 I didn't realise, because my dick was so fucking hard from not giving two shits about anything.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:44:11 No.202722XXX >>202720634 this

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:44:13 No.202722XXX >>202721807 This is exactly why

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:44:19 No.202722XXX >>202721807 Agree'd, if i tell some of my friends i browse this shit - im done for. Hell, i left my cp on the other day, my dad walked in and thought i was looking at CP.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:45:39 No.202722XXX File1267512339.jpg-(21 KB, 438x400, o_rly[1].jpg) >>202719438 >I love horse cock.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:45:47 No.202722XXX File1267512347.jpg-(27 KB, 340x314, 1265327986148.jpg) >>202722288 Your dick was so hard from posting cp and being underage?.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:46:04 No.202722XXX >>202721807 Super, wonderful. I'm not arguing about that. I'm talking about the generic 15 year old crowd who lose a ball over thinking this website is a 'legion'.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:46:52 No.202723XXX >>202721250 owned

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:47:54 No.202723XXX >>202723071 owned

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:48:06 No.202723XXX File1267512486.jpg-(71 KB, 664x529, 1265315916139.jpg) >>202723071 >>202721250 >>202719999 >>202719858 >>202719686 >>202719546 I smell SAMEFAG.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:49:16 No.202723XXX >>202719438 newfag

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:49:41 No.202723XXX ownedfag

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:50:33 No.202724XXX fagfag

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:51:26 No.202724XXX >Stop treating this site like it's a 'legion' or 'cult' inorte

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:52:06 No.202724XXX
File1267512726.jpg-(51 KB, 624x578, 1265665096028.jpg)

> … and realize that this is nothing more than an online bulletin board.

you sir, lack any and all imagination. gtfo and take your fail with you. also, you're an idiot.

actually, this really is a legion cult of fight club

srsly, learn your internet history

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:52:10 No.202724XXX If you have been here for awhile you would realize that 1 & 2 exist for the purposes of RAIDS man. Back when we raided places for justice, we didn't want the justice to have a name, face, and hangout, we wanted it to be plain and simple justice.

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:52:21 No.202724XXX

I only say 'OMG RULEZZZ 1 AND 2' IRL when some fucking newfag wont shut the fuck up about 4chan or /b/. It makes them rage, hard. Don't be a tool and shout about "how cool this awesome underground website" is, 4chan is one of the biggest English speaking boards on the internet.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:52:43 No.202724XXX >>202724460 LOLOLOOLLO SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER TROLL 2000v6.0

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:53:13 No.202724XXX >>202719438 YOUS TROLLIN!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:53:25 No.202724XXX >>202719999 holy motherfucking quads man /cancer anyway, whatever happened to raids?? newfags say "were not your personal army" but in reality they are newfags and dont know the first fuck about a raid.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:53:37 No.202724XXX This is exactly why we can't have nice things. /b/ used to be anti-cultural, full of CP, gore, hackz, etc. Fucking newfags like you have made it a regular imageboard.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:53:44 No.202724XXX God, you are like some faggot in my class. He keeps talking to me about 4chan related shit and understands nothing. God I hate that little rat.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:54:59 No.202725XXX no rule 1 and 2 means more tards coming knowing nothing. With these two they come at a slower pace, thus 4chan can assimilate them a little better. BTW, newfag detected in OP.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:55:28 No.202725XXX >>202722834 I thought you were going to bed? But I agree. /b/ is nothing now. Eden isn't burning, it's burnt. bwaha reign of fire reference for you faggots.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:55:44 No.202725XXX >>202724854 >>202724948 See this is what I mean. "YOU/THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 4CHAN. THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO IT". Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:56:15 No.202725XXX God, /b/ you shithole.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:56:20 No.202725XXX >>202724948 i think im in your class...

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:56:48 No.202725XXX

I wish I had been here when /b/ was good. Now I'm just another newfag.

Fuck.

I mean, 4chan was on fucking Jeopardy....that's just sad. 4chan used to be a swear word....I still am more careful saying /b/ than I am the word "fuck," but still, it's not like the legend from days of yore.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:57:03 No.202725XXX >>202725394 And now I am. Night babes. >>202725269 see >>202720923

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:57:54 No.202726XXX i don't avoid talking about 4chan because of rules 1 & 2. i avoid talking about 4chan because people who talk about 4chan all sound like retards

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:57:55 No.202726XXX File1267513075.jpg-(174 KB, 750x600, weAre4cb.jpg) >>202725470 i know exactly what it means to be a /b/tard. i even saved this pic. its about social deviance. goar, cp, hacks, lulz, memes, everything

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:58:03 No.202726XXX >>202719438 ur a newfag, u are cancer, u must die, either you or we will kill you and btw ur cancer

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:58:10 No.202726XXX File1267513090.jpg-(47 KB, 608x628, 1266734966243.jpg) >>202725753 See attached.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:58:15 No.202726XXX File1267513095.jpg-(142 KB, 1024x731, Anon_hate_crimes_dvd.jpg) /b/ was never good //thread brb, shouting memes at scientologists

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:58:53 No.202726XXX ughhh, honestly just fucking stop before i fucking shoot a fucking baby you fucking cunt fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)01:59:44 No.202726XXX >>202726120 thats proof that /b/ was good

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:00:29 No.202726XXX File1267513229.jpg-(44 KB, 600x750, ban_hammer.jpg) We don't necessarily need Snacks to clean this place up, be we do need to bring back the liberal use of THIS.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:00:31 No.202726XXX >>202726083 >>202726289 LOL MORE TROLLS SUPER SAIYAN TEN TIT TEEN HAS QUIVERING ORGASM SEX CUNT LINKIN PARK 2000 BROKENCLYDE TRUNKS NARUTO SEASON 2.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:00:35 No.202726XXX >>202726289 do it and post pics

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:01:21 No.202726XXX >>202726734 ... whiskey tango foxtrot, over?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:02:08 No.202727XXX >>202726949 the IQ of this poster exceeds 5

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:02:16 No.202727XXX >>202726509 >>202726120 Yeah, that looks appealing. like 77777 appealing.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:03:19 No.202727XXX >>202727185 Not sure if that's a troll or a fail

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:03:44 No.202727XXX >>202719438 eh I have to agree with most of this

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:04:18 No.202727XXX >>202727452 if you have to ask, then itza fail

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:04:46 No.202727XXX >>202725639 Where you from? I'm from cali.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:04:59 No.202727XXX 7 ? WTF?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:05:06 No.202727XXX >>202727563 that means u shouldnt be in /b/ in the first place because ur cancerous and full of aids

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)02:05:21 No.202727XXX

>>202721080
I'm afraid he's right. Rules 1 and 2 only apply to /b/. moot actually encouraged at one time to tell your friends about 4chan for otaku, nerd, general, and creative interests

There are just some cases that they take rules 1 & 2 on /b/ too seriously. In the end, it's just a imageboard.

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