bible, I can live with fat chicks

Twilight.
Jesus didn't sparkle.

Bible.

holy bible, it kills since 2010 years ago,

twilight kills since a year ago...

so gtfo bible

Bible of course, solves the sandnigger problem in addition


I can still use Twilight to lure twelve year olds

bible, fed up with religion shit, and the book isn't appauling, the movies just make me want to kill myself.

No need to remove Twilight from anywhere, no one will remember it in 100 years.

bible. religion = faggots

>>202190826
amen

Bible at least has decent story structure and character development.

bible for the greater good

bible. less war, stupidity, ignorance, and arrogance.

i'm sure we could come to another way of morality.

Easy, Twilight

this isn't even a difficult decision

the bible

>>202190908
wow i didnt know jesus wrote the bible (new and old testament) while he was dead

Bible, unlike the bible twilight won't last centuries.

Bible, but only if Torah and Coran are removed too

Twilight. ITT: Angry Atheists mad at other people for believing something they disagree with.

chbristfags don't annoy me near as much as twilight people do

Bible makes a better doorstop. Might as well put it to use.

twilight

fat chicks are annoying

sassy black biblical singers on the other had are amazingly amusing

Really, if you've ever read the bible, you'd realize that it isn't a religion and more of a cool story bro.

So Twilight. The bible is fucking hard core.

>>202191264
this.

>>202190705
bible, it's fucking obvious.

harder choice would of been bible vs koran.

Bible.

>>202191040
What he said, and I'm Nihilistfag that hates the bible!

>>202191278

the quality of your analysis of this thread is not surprising given your propensity towards organized religion

twilight no fucking doubt about it then the quran

The Bible.
Twilight fangirls can be funny. Christfags are really just sad.

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Faggots rebelling against their parents. At the age of 48, when they have a heart attack, will suddenly "Find Jesus".

/thread

atheist here but still, twifaggots should be removed from existance.

>>202191264

The Torah is part of the Bible, you mouth breathing retard. It's spelled Koran, by the way. You are painfully ignorant about what you want to see abolished.

The fact of the matter is, before the Bible even existed, religion existed. And even without the Bible, religion would exist.

For one, your only striking down one religion. And the fact of the matter is that part of being human is searching for meaning (religion). All you atheists are just a religious, except your search for origin brings you to believe in evolution and the big bang, not God and creation.


Whereas, if you get rid of Twilight, no more twilight fags.

So the answer is pretty obvious. One makes a huge difference, one does nothing.

bible is the only real choice. eliminate that shit

Hard to choose, I'll get rid of the bible

Atlas Shrugged

the Bible, since Twiligth is a good book

I would remove Twilight, fuckin doushe-boxes

>>202191365
Bible would be the obvious choice here, since the Koran is based on the Bible.

ill put them in one book and remove em both

Removing the Bible would remove the Book of Mormon which would in turn remove Twilight.

Twilight, some fucked up shit happens in the Bible.

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samefag is samefag

>>202191674
also correct

the koran lol.

okay, bible.

twilight, obvious reasons

bible

>>202191637

except atheists don't "believe" in evolution, they know it exists based off scientific data, while all christians (and any religion) have it LOOK AT DIS BOOK DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'd get rid of Twilight because the Bible is at least based on facts.

The Bible

>>202191674

This.

Twilight of course.

I prefer Jesus than faggots

Holy fk... dude.. uhm.. this is though as hell.. but Twilight.. cause the Qoran or whatever.. is it Koran? Apparently it is cause firefox approves it, but.. anyway, religion would still exist, but twilight being gone, thank god. See what I did thar?

The Holy Bible. With the Christians gone the only formidable enemy to the Jews would be the Sandniggers, and we all know that greater intelligence perseveres. A world with only Jews and Atheists is a world I would want to live in, Twilight or not.

Get rid of Twilight. It's fiction, the bible isn't.

>>202191581
Butthurt christfag. gb2church

without the bible, the mormons would not have existed as they now do and would not have prodused the woman who wrote that drek

>>202191722
Since the bible is based on Koran, lets vanish harry potter because I like dogs

>>202191683
TROLL. GTFO.

I'm going to say Twatlight.

bible is interesting :)
i am NOT a christ
so remove twilight .. my gf is crazy about that suckng book

twilight.

Twilight. The bible is an important part of human life. It gives people yet another reason to fight with eachother so we wont be bored with peace.

My first gut response is Bible. However.... The changes caused by removing it from history would be huge and unpredictable.

What would the idiot masses do INSTEAD, if there was no bible -- doG only knows. Personally, I see the bible and all of its related subculture as keeping these morons in check -- to a certain degree. Yes, there are obviously some cases where they have moved beyond their scope of impact (huge ones like the crusades), but just imaging the rest of the damage they could do.

Getting rid on Twilight? We'll we would have quite a few less emo ass fags (and the girls that fuck them) in our future... That i think is ++... hmm.

Not sure if it's worth the risk (bible).

HAHAHA

bible, there are WAY more trolls that spouth that krap

i can handle sparkle faries...

burn twilight, so theres no more twifags

besides, the bible is good

twilight

There are about 12 other books that are pretty much exactly the same as the the bible except the characters have different names. removing only one of them would accomplish nothing.

Twilight.
I can deal with Christians, but not overweight 12 year old's obsessed with a sparkling vampire.

>>202192074
this

I'd get rid of the Koran. Muslims are fucking psychotic.

Seems like a no-brainer, but wait! You're forgetting about this blind asshole who memorized the bible. Destroying the bible does nothing when Denzel Washington is around.

well.. probably bible

i hit a twilight fag, its assult
i hit a chirst fag, its a hate crime, and a felony

>>202191101

there are still over 9000 other religions that would cause the same problems.....

Removing the bible from existence would cause twilight to not exist.

The bible's stories are a major inspiration for much of literature.

NOTE: Twilight is not liturature

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THE BIBLE MUST DIE

i would say destroy twilight because i would take woman not being inspired to be more stupid and lazy over epic holy wars that have movies based on them by ridley scott

Tha Bible cause Christianity sucks more than some flash in the pan vampire shit, vid related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCazdQAHD7s

i don't know, one is a book with terrible characters, a horrible story and the writing is just horrible... and the other one is fucking twilight
i think i would go with the bible though... what with all the bad it has done to the world or whatever... as far as that dna thing goes... like we don't have a strong ass acid in our stomach... yeah we totally will just melt away

Why can't I choose both?!

Think about what would happen if either one were taken away.

I shall start with the Bible, if you take it away, what would really happen? Could life as we know it now be gone? Something so old being erased at this stage might do more harm than good.

Twilight....well shit I'm at a loss as to how having this crap removed would be at all bad. I think it might personally benefit me actually...I wonder what would happen if my Ex had never obsessed over it...Huge tits without the crazy...it boggles the mind!

>>202192630
you just contradicted yourself. twilight would remain

i dont care what latest trend teen girls are creaming themselves over

BIBLE is the bane of mankind it should've never been written

Twilight. The bible causes wars, war is good.

>>202191467
Favorable disposition towards religion? You serious? I'm a Deist and even I know getting rid of a book isn't to get rid of religion like so many militant atheist believe. Religion fills the purpose of a belief in the after and there are many substitutes to one major religion. Just admit you hate Christianity for something the fanatical believers do. A book is just a book it's the belief the people have about the book that makes it dangerous.

Bible, Twilight was a good book aside from the hype.

ughh, troll!!!

Twilight is actually written well, so the bible. 90% of the people have never read it they just bash it because /b/ started to.

I would remove Twilight. It's a Mary Sue story.