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    39 KB Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:01:49 No.201904XXX  
    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:02:44 No.201904XXX
    fuck off you emo cunt
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:03:11 No.201904XXX
    That is my remote
    Without it, no TV time
    Because I am fat
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:03:40 No.201904XXX
    It happens to be my drink glass
    It's too large to put in my ass
    So please don't ask, it's an impossible task
    I'd much rather keep it intact.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:03:44 No.201904XXX
    Red bowl
    you held my cereal
    but I ate it
    the end
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:04:12 No.201904XXX
    i am dead,
    just look at my head.
    i lay in my bed, with no eyes.
    i like to eat flies.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:04:17 No.201904XXX
    Oh toilet paper roll, you have 1001 uses.


    :3
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:04:23 No.201905XXX
    Wall, The acrostick poem.

    Wenches
    Always
    Love
    Lepers
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:04:27 No.201905XXX
    all in all
    it's just another brick in the wall
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:04:29 No.201905XXX
    A bottle of water
    I'll fuck you with a rake
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:04:31 No.201905XXX
    Why would I write a poem about a shared drive icon on my desktop?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:04:48 No.201905XXX
    that is my cell phone
    it is a fucking faggot
    because it is shite
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:03 No.201905XXX
    Empty bowl of ramen,
    Lingering garbage,
    A testament to sloth.

    Once flavorful
    No more, no more, no more.
    Consuming hunger stirs within.
    Time to get some more.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:05 No.201905XXX
    Oooh my sofa
    how muck I hate you
    cause you make me rage
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:12 No.201905XXX
    sweet mary jane :3
    .... das all i got


    && >NIGGERS EVERYWHERE
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:14 No.201905XXX
    >>201904372

    Cape Cod Potato chips
    Taste good even without dips
    Chew 35 times
    Or have a painful shit
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:16 No.201905XXX
    oh dear floor
    you always want more
    you are my little whore
    until i spilled my juice
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:26 No.201905XXX
    my cell phone is grey
    my cell phone is shiney
    i'll fuck you with a rake.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:27 No.201905XXX
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    nothing
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:28 No.201905XXX
    Hi wall,
    no, you're not a ball,
    I cant kick you,
    even though I'd love to,
    wall, I can't move you,
    but hitting you would hurt me,
    I'll never be free,
    between these walls.
    >> noko 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:30 No.201905XXX
    Oh tic tak box,
    YOO SO CRAZY
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:38 No.201905XXX
    you are pointing at my leg
    without this I would need a peg
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:45 No.201905XXX
    My feet
    Wrapped in socks you feel so warm
    Under my toe's some socky residue
    It smells funny talking it out
    Dont know what the smelling is all about
    Sometimes you go numb
    I love you feet
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:47 No.201905XXX
    Glass of wine
    You look so fine
    I spend the time
    Wishing she was mine

    Crushed up little grapes
    All ended with the fates
    For me its far to late
    To long she made me wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:00 No.201905XXX
    Magsafe.
    Because I am clumsy.
    And Steve Jobs has me.
    By the balls.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:00 No.201905XXX
    >>201904372
    Oh faithful Golden blanket
    How cold I would be without ye
    So soft and cuddly
    How much luckier could I be?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:01 No.201905XXX
    Duct tape,
    sweet sweet prince,
    you bring holding and security
    as well as silence when chloroform fades from OP's Mother
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:10 No.201905XXX
    I'm sexy
    I'm sleek
    You're everyone's envy
    see you in a week

    (lol my speakers)
    >> anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:11 No.201905XXX
    >>201905330
    WIN-TERGREEN TIC TACS.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:11 No.201905XXX
    >>201904372
    No.
    >> walter keychain Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:12 No.201905XXX
    I don't roll on shabbos!, is what the keychain cries

    when i push one of its buttons, all my sadness dies
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:12 No.201905XXX
    over 9000 texts, but im alone
    she said today, but who was phone?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:16 No.201905XXX
    Oh, how I love you,
    little jar of anal lube
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:20 No.201905XXX
    my speaker is dead, and OP is a fag.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:29 No.201905XXX
    NIGGERS
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:31 No.201905XXX
    Empty bag of pistachios
    how I long for you to be full again
    But now your contents are inside of me
    Two more hours to go...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:35 No.201905XXX
    the empty glass,
    not so full,
    but full of emptiness,
    now fill it joy and shit
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:39 No.201905XXX
    oh surround sound
    thy wires compound
    thy screens are white
    with black stretched tight

    verily and they spit forth a tune
    pink floyd, it will take me to the moon
    i suck at this, and i dont care
    for i am here, and not over there...

    fin
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:40 No.201905XXX
    this is my guitar
    it came from very far
    in the back car
    ill fuck you with a rake
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:42 No.201905XXX
    bed
    i have secks on you
    i fap fap fap on you
    if it wasnt for you id
    have secks in other places
    so maybe i need to say
    fuck you bed for limiting me
    now im looking at what was once
    my bed
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:53 No.201905XXX
    Corner of Untitledd.jpg
    A gradient closer
    Two shades from my soul
    Fucking newfags.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:55 No.201905XXX
    this be my hardrive,
    it be full o porn,
    and i be a pirate,
    with the scurviest scorn,
    i've got crabs in my pants
    and in my mustache the same,
    my hard drives got a fishsmell,
    and you lost the game
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:59 No.201905XXX
    >>201905410
    bawww :(
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:13 No.201905XXX
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    Oh wall oh wall
    Please do not fall
    And as filled with graffiti
    I dont want you like haiti
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:14 No.201905XXX
    Communication Studies Textbook:
    Oh how you make my college education busy.
    I'll be glad to sell you back.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:15 No.201905XXX
    Arrow's pointing at my AKGs!
    Can't hear music without these!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:18 No.201905XXX
    Jpeg on my desktop
    you are nice
    op is a faggot face
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:21 No.201905XXX
    if my ipod were made by microsoft
    it would belong in trash
    fuck microsoft
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:32 No.201905XXX
    Oh little blue bag,
    I used you only today to carry my swag.
    I fear our time together is at an end,
    maybe someday we'll meet again my friend.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:33 No.201905XXX
    Oh monitor bezel
    You so crazy
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:35 No.201905XXX
    my speaker:
    Messenger of sound
    no mind of his own
    only passing forward
    those zeroes and ones
    >> !TOD33vFX8s 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:38 No.201905XXX
    A TV Remote
    This Poem is lame
    On Top of That
    I lost the game
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:44 No.201905XXX
    a desk
    i'll fuck you with a rake
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:46 No.201905XXX
    O comfy brown couch,
    how i love thee.

    sometimes i sit on you,
    while i drink my tea.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:53 No.201905XXX
    tik tok its my clock
    showing evry1 my cock
    through the night gona fap
    on the hottest ever trap

    K3$ha style
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:55 No.201905XXX
    usb cord, my beautiful usb cord, its gorgeous it's grey, the slender shapes of wonderful hills of green dancing on the top of the sun.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:56 No.201905XXX
    It is a lamp.
    It won't give me a cramp.
    I once went to a summer camp
    I should shut up an wank
    >> LOLno. !keATONRbkE 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:03 No.201905XXX
    Oh my printer
    FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:06 No.201905XXX
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    my bass guitar is brown


    the end
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:11 No.201906XXX
    oh beautiful speaker
    how loud you go
    sitting in its own divine glory
    this will not rhyme cause its one of THOSE poems
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:14 No.201906XXX
    I found this on /wg/
    It is a wallpaper you see.
    Also, it is a mudkip
    and I heard you like them.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:14 No.201906XXX
    Pearle
    My glasses
    They need shelter
    Shop branded glasses case
    Protection
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:28 No.201906XXX
    AN iPhone is there
    Multi-touch glass screen beauty
    I shall break you soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:30 No.201906XXX
    >>201905306
    LOL'D
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:34 No.201906XXX
    it's my steampunk box
    a nifty storage device
    I made it myself
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:34 No.201906XXX
    pics of lolis are
    stored on a large filesystem
    so that I may fap
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:37 No.201906XXX
    >>201905691

    This.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:46 No.201906XXX
    oh deoderant, you make me not stink.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:47 No.201906XXX
    roses are red violets are blue my wall is green and op is a fag
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:49 No.201906XXX
    My sunglasses are dark
    and have a nice shape
    they dont make me look
    like an circus ape
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:51 No.201906XXX
    lap top there
    is it because
    i lurk all day
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:52 No.201906XXX
    My cellphone lies there
    Without a single call
    It is so lonely
    But more lonely is your mom.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:58 No.201906XXX
    Inconspicuous red cup,
    how I love to fill you up,
    with water, soda, vodka, beer,
    no matter what I'm glad you're here.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:58 No.201906XXX
    Sprite.
    I love you.
    Also, OP is a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:06 No.201906XXX
    Oh sky box,
    sky box,
    you sit there all day,
    you rock my sox,
    but you dont get any pay,
    you are a charity,
    for my entertainment,
    for that sky box,
    sky box,
    i thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:06 No.201906XXX
    My brood war disc.
    I'll get a kick.
    From running it.
    Lets play this shit.
    >> Gordon Freeman 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:06 No.201906XXX
    My speaker
    You bring sound to me
    Best with porn.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:07 No.201906XXX
    The Nightmare Before Christmas DVD
    It's a pretty decent movie, you see
    But as far as I can tell
    It doesn't have a shell.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:08 No.201906XXX
    speaker speaker
    you make my ears happy
    the left one is the keeper
    exit stage right
    >> Mr. Blue 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:10 No.201906XXX
    T.V. T.V. on my desk.
    The commodore uses you to show me graphic feast.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:11 No.201906XXX
    they're small and blue
    and tastes like mint
    what is this I don't even
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:11 No.201906XXX
    Dark grey matte around the edge of the picture
    most people are fucking stupid
    cause they think the arrow is pointing to something around them
    when really
    it points
    to you
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:14 No.201906XXX
    Joystick, oh joystick, you are pretty fucking useless. I dont even know why you waste the space on my desk anymore. Im going to replace your handle with a huge purple dildo with buttons. Then things may get intersting.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:16 No.201906XXX
    usb port
    you are the gap between my pc and my handheld devices
    without you,
    my ipod would have no music
    my camera would still have pics on it
    my psp would not have pronz
    thank you
    usb port
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:21 No.201906XXX
    Diet Pepsi can
    Because I'm fucking fat
    Lose some weight, tubbie
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:25 No.201906XXX
    Oh sacred xbox controller
    you suck GIGANTIC FUCKING NIGGER COCK
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:29 No.201906XXX
    mac charge cable clip
    you stop cable from breaking
    sharpie in pooper
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:29 No.201906XXX
    it's there from last night
    i was up late
    i put food on it
    and watched the changing date
    midnight to one
    i was texting my mate
    eating my food
    from this paper plate
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:29 No.201906XXX
    My phone
    I need it to text
    Although i rarely get any
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:34 No.201906XXX
    cellar
    the cellar
    laaar
    celllllllll
    lol
    olo
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:38 No.201906XXX
    Empty bottle why are ze there,
    All i can say is.. meeeeeh ?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:38 No.201906XXX
    no
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:39 No.201906XXX
    Speakers switch
    you son of a bitch
    Do you believe I care about you?
    You have something, it's color blue
    and that thing is your on/off LED
    Now I'm listening to Radiohead,
    and you think you are letting me
    But I'm the lord, I control it.
    You motherfucker switch.
    Asshole, son of a bitch
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:41 No.201906XXX
    its a vid about a chinese car
    it would have never brought you far
    because in china theres no quality
    and the car crashes, as you can see
    and this crashtest epicly fails
    and the car SUCKS.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:42 No.201906XXX
    empty Coca Cola glass
    used to have Coca Cola in it
    Coca Cola is bad
    Coca Cola glass will soon be filled with water
    Coca Cola
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:47 No.201906XXX
    stool oh stool
    you stat my sool
    you shut up ma shoot
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:49 No.201906XXX
    it's a rubber heart
    it can be squeezed
    in the purpose of exercising
    the muscles of the hand

    it's made of rubber, though
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:50 No.201906XXX
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    this speaker
    is a queefer
    the shit stinks so bad
    i wish i killed your dad
    while i stroke my dick
    i light my bic
    inhaling the smoke
    trying to take a toke
    i know you wont show your tit
    because this thread is shit.
    Word.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:50 No.201906XXX
    My remote, my remote, turns on the tv, how I love it so! Because of my remote I don't have to get up and change the channel, but I have to go now because I'm going to drink a Dannimal
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:54 No.201906XXX
    oh leg how you make me walk
    its a shame i broke you
    with my big massive cawk
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:54 No.201906XXX
    Black like Ray Charles
    Black like he is blind
    Oh power supply
    So black you are
    Nigger
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:55 No.201906XXX
    picture of my mom,
    you are the only girl for me
    because all girls in college
    are stupid whores
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:09:58 No.201906XXX
    oh left speaker,with a lack of dedicated tweeter,
    the tunes you play make me eargasm all day,
    some may say that you lack real midtones
    I think you're fine, and your 2.5inch driver owns

    Logitech z2300 <3
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:03 No.201906XXX
    Little air holes, in my desktop PC
    Letting my computer cool
    I'd like to see how you'd fare
    When i POP A CAP IN YO ASS, FOOL.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:04 No.201906XXX
    Of bottle of Robotussin
    Without you I'd be coughing and cussin'
    Just a little swig before class
    and I'm tipsy and having a blast
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:08 No.201906XXX
    diet dr pepper
    greatest can within my vision
    favored drink of lepers
    sits with his friends in a line of precision
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:08 No.201906XXX
    I once had a prescription for Ativan
    Because anxious and nervous and sad I am
    I took 34 and maybe some more
    And an heroed on my generic Lorazepam
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:13 No.201906XXX
    I will copy
    I shall not print
    I will deliver
    colors
    of many to your desktop
    i am
    scanner
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:14 No.201906XXX
    This is a haiku.

    Shasta Grape Soda
    Original purple drink
    Makes niggers happy
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:22 No.201906XXX
    Oh PHP book you help me so.
    Oh PHP book you cost me so.
    Oh PHP book you are book 1 of 6.
    FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:23 No.201906XXX
    my fanta is grape
    my hobbies are rape
    it feels fucking great
    also, the game
    >> asdf adf 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:24 No.201906XXX
    my french book
    shit i havta study
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:28 No.201906XXX
    Oh Speaker,
    You are so good to me
    You play the sweet sweet song
    To live, love and listen
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:29 No.201906XXX
    Cotton sheets of merlot red,
    you've wrapped the mattress on which I rest my head.
    It gets hot under all these blankets..
    I probably need to wash you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:32 No.201906XXX
    The arrow pointing at my butt
    at my butt
    at my butt
    The arrow pointing at my butt

    PUT A SHARPIE IN
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:35 No.201906XXX
    That is my left wrist
    It is not used as much as
    my right wrist, get it?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:36 No.201906XXX
    saskatchewan roughriders mug,
    so empty and green,
    oh the dirty stuff on this monitor you have seen,
    watching me look hunch,
    when your mixed with alcohol, you pack a punch,
    saskatchewan roughriders mug,
    you are my one true love...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:37 No.201906XXX
    Bio-life all purpose cleaner
    how can you be environmentally friendly
    when you're in a plastic bottle?
    >> Dave 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:39 No.201906XXX
    Would you like me too write about my TV remote, Like ever one else?

    Or would you like me to write about my can of soda, before it melts.

    Please don't make us write another poem, you stupid newfag, before I lose it, and choke you in a bag.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:42 No.201906XXX
    That tissue box is full of cloth
    in which i like to blow my nose
    late at night, i grab a sheet
    and then i blow my load
    >> Pierce Of Vailiant Dust !!AegB1OmnnOX 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:43 No.201906XXX
    the cum-stained blanket, soked with babies, and memories, covers my bed. I lie in it, every night, as i think of the things I've yet to accomplish in my sad pathetic life. the cum-stanied blanket..
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:45 No.201906XXX
    carpet, oh so moist
    laden with pearly droplets
    leaking from my cock
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:47 No.201906XXX
    Zelda, your gameplay so sweet
    I think its time we meet
    So take a seat
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:48 No.201906XXX
    grind, crush, smash, and more
    Mortar and pestle sits there
    OP is a fag
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:50 No.201906XXX
    Animaniacs DVD,
    How I have waited for you
    Netflix promised me this two days ago
    but you came a day late
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:51 No.201906XXX
    >>201906472
    lol nice
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:52 No.201906XXX
    Beer
    Beer beer beer
    Beer beer beer beer
    Beer
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:55 No.201906XXX
    Oh about that?
    Since I was born
    I liked to watch child porn
    And then i went "fap fap fap"


    there you got
    I got 4chan on a window
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:56 No.201906XXX
    The executioner is a good guy
    until he wears his mask on... he'll kill you with his axe
    and get back home to dinne with his wife.

    (That arrow pointed to my Executioner Playmobil)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:10:56 No.201906XXX
    Oh car keys.
    I have heard you soft jingle in my pocket.
    Your soft metallic whispers remind me of my car payments.
    Kill the bastards.
    Sharpie in my pooper.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:07 No.201906XXX
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    engine
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:11 No.201906XXX
    >>201906461
    Get it published
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:14 No.201906XXX
    my dear left side of the computer
    without you i would have nothing to do but lick some pewter.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:17 No.201906XXX
    1911 .45 acp
    you've always been very good to me
    I keep you clean and keep you oiled
    I'll never forget the pants of the burgler we soiled
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:21 No.201906XXX
    A piece of paper.
    It is a very bright white,
    Like a big cum-stain.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:23 No.201906XXX
    Listen to the wind blow!
    watch the sun rise!
    huggin the shadows
    damn your love
    damn your lies!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:24 No.201906XXX
    A flakey wall,
    fixed with another coat of paint,
    to cover the scars of time.
    I see through you, flakey wall,
    I see through you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:25 No.201906XXX
    250GB Seagate Magnetic Drive
    keep those folds in potential
    hold on to my data
    I hate muslims
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:28 No.201906XXX
    oh how i love you my wonderful speaker
    I put all my stuff on you like my glass beaker
    you provide me with sounds from music to games
    but when i get rickrolled its fucking lames
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:28 No.201906XXX
    oh my dear speaker,
    singing to one,
    speaking to whomever is in front of them,
    even when no one is there.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:32 No.201906XXX
    Oh couch, I remember the days when it was just you and me, in total privacy. I could fap to porn day and night, and go in ecstasy. But now I have a girlfriend, who's a total cock whore. Oh fuck it, let's do it once more.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:36 No.201906XXX
    The large red arrow, indicating
    Nothing to me, and nothing to you
    I come to 4chan, for masturbating
    Not writing poems, OP FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:40 No.201906XXX
    my huge pile of corpses
    that consists of dead children
    the smell is getting fouler and fouler
    as I rape again and again
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:42 No.201906XXX
    it's pointing at my cola, I'm not gonna make a fucking poem about cola
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:47 No.201906XXX
    Emotions, smiles, tears they all get transported virtually over a cable.

    without the cable, we would be forced to walk outside again.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:49 No.201906XXX
    Empty Mt. Dew
    You were so damn tasty
    But now you must go.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:51 No.201906XXX
    my speaker is black
    I'll kick you in a sack
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:55 No.201906XXX
    Right front speaker
    tabled'
    round
    loud
    cant smoke but sometimes tokes (?)
    circular base
    pumps out bass
    all over the place
    all over my face
    with minimal grace
    what a lively taste
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:57 No.201906XXX
    Oh carpet,
    Semi-delicious carpet.
    So red,
    Reddish red makes the dreams go dead.

    Why,
    why oh delicious reddish red dreams go dead carpet camionette?

    The end.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:57 No.201906XXX
    External Hard drive
    You keep my b folder safe
    From the FBI


    A haiku
    >> !c0YdJY5gqU 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:59 No.201906XXX
    MY GLASSES MY GLASSES MY FUCKING OAKLEY GLASSES
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:07 No.201906XXX
    'nother haiku

    oh you are my leg
    i use you to walk everyday
    especially now
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:09 No.201907XXX
    Ray-Ban Wayfarer glasses
    Cool calm collected,
    Not available to the masses
    Only to those who are affected.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:13 No.201907XXX
    Oh second screen I luvs u
    >> ­ 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:13 No.201907XXX
         File1267305133.png-(12 KB, 436x435, 1266962780063.png)
    12 KB
    it is the gateway to all

    my belongings, my work, my pictures of you

    it is round and blue and small

    for it is the windows start menu
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:19 No.201907XXX
    My television
    Watching Ben 10 only cause
    I'm pretty lazy
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:25 No.201907XXX
    rubix rubix, why are you so lame?
    a few algorithems and everyone can win your game
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:38 No.201907XXX
    External hard drive I look upon you with glee
    For you can hold half a terabyte of CP
    Wondrous videos of pissing, domination and bukake
    Oh how good it is I know you will never leave me
    Op is a faggot
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:44 No.201907XXX
    Remote Control you are my wife
    without you I would have no life
    but I am somtimes wondering
    is it you who controls me?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:49 No.201907XXX
    oh fancy glass cup

    you once contained my water

    but then i drank it
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:52 No.201907XXX
    Title: Cups

    A single example of excellence is in the meat. A bent stick is surging and might all might is mental. A grand clothes is searching out a candle not that wheatly not that be more than an own and a path. A ham is proud of cocoanut.
    A cup is neglected by being all in size. It is a handle and meadows and sugar any sugar.
    A cup is neglected by being full of size. It shows no shade, in come little woods cuts and blessing and nearly not that not with a wild bought in, not at all so polite, not nearly so behind.
    Cups crane in. They need a pet oyster they need it so hoary and nearly choice. The best slam is utter. Nearly be freeze.
    Why is a cup a stir and a behave. Why is it so seen.
    A cup is readily shaded, it has in between no sense that is to say music, memory, musical memory.
    Peanuts blame, a half sand is holey and nearly.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:12:54 No.201907XXX
    >>201906446

    lol'd
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:13:06 No.201907XXX
    Placebo's album,
    You make me what I am
    I'm not Sam, not Sam
    Not a nigger.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:13:14 No.201907XXX
    multivitamin
    every time i call my mom
    "take a vitamin"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:13:23 No.201907XXX
    Blancket, warm thee are,
    thou are not far
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:13:25 No.201907XXX
    printer
    oh lexmark printer
    i fucking hate you
    ink costs so much
    you have wireless capabilities
    but it never works
    i always get errors
    like e8449xx394 load tray error
    what the fuck does that mean
    oh printer
    i hate you so much
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:13:27 No.201907XXX
    >>201904372
    There once was a young girl called Maddie,

    She had such an irresponsible daddy,

    Snatched from her bed,

    She's probably dead,

    Raped by a Portuguese baddy.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:13:27 No.201907XXX
    Oh mc donalds cup
    how small are you
    given to me free
    only ice i asked for
    and taken back home
    with cold coke in i can only say
    I'm lovin it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:13:33 No.201907XXX
    oh pillow, you are a man in my dreams
    when i feel that all is coming apart at the seams
    i can cuddle you and you won't turn away
    and when i am lonely, you will always stay
    pillow, you are perfect for a girl like me
    a lonely, virginfag who browses /b/

    :3
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:13:43 No.201907XXX
    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I have a speaker
    it listens to you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:13:48 No.201907XXX
    little cheerio cereal car
    you are yellow and cool
    i put the window stickers on you when i was drunk
    little cheerio cereal car
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:13:54 No.201907XXX
    Cash cash cash cash
    I like to get dat money, bitch
    cash cash cash cash
    I like to get dem honeys, bitch
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:02 No.201907XXX
    right now my sheet is covered in sperm
    just like your girlfriends face after first term
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:01 No.201907XXX
    Upon the chair i sit,
    I masturbate in it,
    And surf the /b/ in it.

    And though sometimes the may be the same,
    It makes me work on my aim,
    because no one sits,
    in their own nasty jizz,
    and doesn't post it on /b/.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:06 No.201907XXX
    Oh, my Radio Controlled Clock,
    For me you're worth more than my cock,
    Because you are an awesome shit,
    I can give you from my bong a hit.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:10 No.201907XXX
    Oh wallpaper, what colour are you?
    Purple?
    Mauve?
    I think Purple.
    She thinks Mauve.

    Oh wallpaper, why are you bubbly?
    Is it because she can't decorate?
    It isn't that bubbly, It is fine, ok?
    I think it is because she can't decorate and should of let me do it instead of moaning like a vagina caught in a bear trap
    She thinks It isn't that bubbly, It is fine, ok?

    Oh faggotry.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:17 No.201907XXX
    yamaha,
    you are my 'brah',
    when i look at you my mouth drops in awe.
    i play your keys,
    you make that sound,
    your oscillators make my head buzz; how profound
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:20 No.201907XXX
    coasters are often
    a thing i forget to use
    apologies, desk
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:21 No.201907XXX
    Look, Mass Effect 2
    40 hours of gaming bliss
    I don't have a life
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:24 No.201907XXX
    itunes gift card
    you are soft but hard
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:29 No.201907XXX
    Oh monitor, you are
    a friend in the dark, helping
    me in the darkest of hours
    >> rucksack-haiku Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:31 No.201907XXX
    my rucksack is blue.
    it also has some black parts.
    it is from Eastpack.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:33 No.201907XXX
    >>201904372
    roses are red
    roses are blue
    i fuck your mother
    with the power cable
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:34 No.201907XXX
    Oh, grand clock, what noise you make
    How I wish you'd break
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:36 No.201907XXX
    Oh dear main screen
    you are my queen
    at every game scene
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:38 No.201907XXX
    Desk
    It's made of wood and shit like that
    And stuff
    And I keep my PC on it
    Desk
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:42 No.201907XXX
    >>201906856
    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:44 No.201907XXX
    I have a big flabby cat
    just fur wrapped over some fat
    she sleeps all day
    in the laziest way
    'till I wake her up with a bat
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:51 No.201907XXX
    What do you know?
    When you see what that arrow
    Can show?
    It doesn't point to any freaky creature
    It just points to the corner of the picture!
    >> buffaloaf 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:52 No.201907XXX
    oh slim jim & bottle of SoCo you make me happy

    can't rhyme........
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:53 No.201907XXX
    dear old cellphone
    Idle u sat there
    waiting for the day
    you would be used again
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:55 No.201907XXX
    o chicken strip,you crazy.
    >> Bowl and spoon Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:01 No.201907XXX
    Once filled.
    now empty.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:02 No.201907XXX
    >>201907509
    i think i just fell in love with you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:11 No.201907XXX
    Look at my wall
    it is a white wall
    White wall, white wall.
    See me fap.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:12 No.201907XXX
    Speaker,
    That old metal box.
    Great audio quality,
    Sharp as a fox.
    Putting it to its use,
    Something I cannot pass.
    Which is why I am putting it
    Up my ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:13 No.201907XXX
    oh my nintendo ds
    you are so old and boring
    and you kinda smell like ass
    i guess i will just keep ignoring
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:21 No.201907XXX
    oh you so bad
    ... bed
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:25 No.201907XXX
    >>201907530
    haiku fail
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:26 No.201907XXX
    i can't see shit
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:30 No.201907XXX
    The serpentine cord
    slithers and falling down
    the waterfall
    of slanket over thigh
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:30 No.201907XXX
    Its pointing to my speak
    my names not peter
    go fuck yourself
    before i got to my wife
    and beat her
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:32 No.201907XXX
    oh old camera,
    you had some good times,
    now your fucked up
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:37 No.201907XXX
    >>201907645
    winner
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:39 No.201907XXX
    Bottle of Water
    I raped your daughter
    No Not man slaughter
    But it sure taught her
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:44 No.201907XXX
    black toy gorilla
    sitting, waiting on a desk
    it will kill us all
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:51 No.201907XXX
    That would be my other monitor which is playing a T.V. show. My poem goes like this.

    It's cold outside.
    There's no kind of atmosphere.
    I'm all alone
    More or less.
    let me fly
    far away from here
    fun, fun, fun
    in the
    sun, sun, sun
    I want to fly shipwrecked and comatose
    drinking fresh mango juice
    goldfish bowls
    nibbling at my toes
    fun, fun, fun
    in the sun, sun, sun...
    >> fuxxor 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:58 No.201907XXX
    Cassetes are old, Blu rays are new
    CDs are kinda, but DvDs are good
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:15:58 No.201907XXX
    this old P.E shirt
    it has served me very well
    why is it now here?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:09 No.201907XXX
    Dearest foot,
    You take me where I need to be
    Sit below my crippled knee
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:16 No.201907XXX
    Oh silent bottle of aquavit.
    You stand there so silent and lonely
    I wish to embrace your lips with mine
    and empty your sweet juices
    Oh gentle bottle of passion
    I want to hold on to your neck
    Squeeze tightly and let you penetrate
    My mouth
    As I drink you

    Oh...Aqua...Vit
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:23 No.201908XXX
    O, AMD coffee mug,
    I fill you to the top,
    but when I tell you I've had enough,
    you never want to stop.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:24 No.201908XXX
    Its pointing to my speaker
    my names not peter
    go fuck yourself
    before i go to my wife
    and beat her
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:31 No.201908XXX
    Cup holding pencils and pens
    that's all i got
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:33 No.201908XXX
    Oh, blue plastic vessel,
    you hold lukewarm tap water.
    That, soon; I will drink,
    to soothe my cotton mouth.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:33 No.201908XXX
    Oh, bed, you serve me well
    You give me heaven, I give you hell
    Now you're crusty and creaky
    I thank God you're not leaky
    However you still help me be sneaky
    Despite all the books, bags, and beatings you get
    You still catch like the perfect mitt
    Oh, and I'm still sorry about that time I came on you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:34 No.201908XXX
    blood red pointing direction to
    insistent significance of bar blue
    language english, this they knew
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:36 No.201908XXX
    >>201907645
    hahaha, good point of view you have.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:39 No.201908XXX
    nigger ngigergnigenignieg
    >> That Non German German guy 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:39 No.201908XXX
    Ode to my empty box of Pocky
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:41 No.201908XXX
    >>201907889

    great show <3
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:41 No.201908XXX
    Logitech speaker
    What makes you o' so dusty?
    Oh wait, I'm lazy
    >> Comrade Ogilvy 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:44 No.201908XXX
    Blackberry, O blackberry
    Why must you be so fucked up?
    Why, why.
    Never
    Again
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:16:45 No.201908XXX
    The arrow points at what makes
    sound so loud that
    my left ear almost aches
    you can bet
    5.1 from teufel it is
    my untis untis untis
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:17:06 No.201908XXX
    This cock is rubbing hobo's
    hobo's rubbing cock
    this cock is delicioso's
    om nom nom
    can't find shit
    what the fuckk
    my cock my cock my cock
    nigger nigger nigeer
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:17:06 No.201908XXX
    About my computer? fuck you
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:17:22 No.201908XXX
    That would be my trusty bottle of lotion
    When I fap it helps increase motion
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:17:33 No.201908XXX
    My new iPhone sits
    Atop my closed Macbook Pro
    Fuck you /b/, faggots.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:17:33 No.201908XXX
    NIGGER

    nigger nigger nigger
    nigger
    nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
    nigger nigger
    nigger nigger nigger
    nigger nigger
    nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
    nigger
    nigger
    nigger nigger nigger nigger
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:17:36 No.201908XXX
    longing to smoke you
    my herbal love from the gods
    i breathe the cosmos

    bud haiku :x (im stoned)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:17:40 No.201908XXX
    Empty glass that once
    held my tasty frozen Sprite
    you have served me well
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:17:43 No.201908XXX
    oh speaker
    the mighty speaker
    tits or gtfo
    speaker
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:01 No.201908XXX
    It's my main monitor,
    I keep the bitch my captor,
    In the cellar we go,
    I get my daily blow!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:03 No.201908XXX
    >>201908305


    beautiful, I cried
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:07 No.201908XXX
    My feet
    Are leet
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:09 No.201908XXX
    >>201906842
    I love a happy ending.
    >> Optimus !PRIME2WJTs 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:20 No.201908XXX
    The carpet
    Soft and grey
    it absorbs
    all of my mistakes
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:23 No.201908XXX
    Here stands my water bottle,
    In the gym it's like my work throttle,
    'cause when it's empty I have to stop,
    and when it's full I feel on top.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:24 No.201908XXX
    my left knee, my left knee
    when im out walking i know you'll support me.
    movin like crazy cuz you're about the locomotion
    but when you get dry i have to rub you with lotion.

    woooord
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:25 No.201908XXX
    It's my speaker,yes it's my speaker!
    When I listen to it,I'm capturing a Magikarp!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:35 No.201908XXX
    oh 4chan i cannot do poems so why do you mock me with possums and furfags
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:36 No.201908XXX
    The Cross lays there lifeless along with the other objects,
    The Golden Watch is dead just like the owner who purchased it and passed it on to me.
    The change is enough for me to get around with the bus,
    The Camera is there to store memories.
    The American Money is laying there, it is a souvenir and a reminder of my visit to Montana.
    Someone respond to my poem.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:47 No.201908XXX
    its pointing at timestamp 27223615 in my putty. as you probably already figured out, im not going to write a poem about anything, faggot
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:47 No.201908XXX
    The five buck box, it rocks, it rocks.
    It rocks for a meal, with lots and lots.
    It rocks for a jock, it rocks for a fox.
    It rocks blockin shots from guys with locks.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:18:49 No.201908XXX
    the mobile phone.

    my mobile phone
    is a sucky phone
    it has a camera too
    but taking good pics?
    it really can't do
    i can't put on any music
    so i'd really want to kick
    my mobile phone
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:19:08 No.201908XXX
    thick, wide, rough
    warm, holds on
    has a stylus resting gently on the joint.
    my left thumb, there it be.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:19:10 No.201908XXX
    SWEET SWEET PEN
    ITS LIKE YOU ARE A GEN
    BECAUSE YOU ARE IN MY DEN
    SHIT THIS POEM IS ABOUT BEN
    >> Brad18md@live.com 02/27/10(Sat)16:19:19 No.201908XXX
    >>201907016
    >>201907016
    >>201907016
    >>201907016


    well played.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:19:28 No.201908XXX
    Oh, wall. Beautiful wall
    you stand so tall
    you will not fall
    i might be a troll.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:19:36 No.201908XXX
    this is my jacket
    It keeps me warm when its cold
    brown, and plaid, and warm
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:19:37 No.201908XXX
    Oh my fickle stick,
    and oh my fickle mind.
    For what my fickle mind cannot contain
    Is within my fickle stick.

    The stick that is my memory,
    that stick which is my work
    the stick thats saved my ass,
    so much, for you are kind.

    You may be leather bound.
    But bondage wont touch your core.
    There may be mensa written on your badge.
    But social inadequacies,
    do not face your leather walls.

    Your magnetic cover strip,
    so flick to quip
    So long amused youve kept me,
    and so amused youve been.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:19:42 No.201908XXX
    oh apple core
    you were tasty
    and you'd taste nice
    baked in pastry
    >> BADBOY 02/27/10(Sat)16:19:45 No.201908XXX
    samsung 24 inch bezel plastic
    my life seems to be overly drastic
    im sitting on my own...Fantastic

    few cans of stella to keep me from being bored
    these shitty trolls im seeing are blatantly ignored

    what the fuck am i doing surfing these sites
    i might as well watch that avatar camrip aight
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:19:45 No.201908XXX
    a/d/s speaker
    big and black
    nigger cock
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:19:46 No.201908XXX
    >>201906842
    That was strangely touching.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:20:05 No.201908XXX
    I raise the volume on my speaker
    when my hearing becomes weaker
    I need it to listen to things
    like when my favorite singer sings
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:20:05 No.201908XXX
    >>201904372
    dear secret file
    if anybody ever will have access to you
    i will be fucked
    the world will also explode
    hope it doesn't come to
    the last game
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:20:12 No.201908XXX
    oh left speaker
    without you i would be weaker
    at call of duty
    or watching a movie.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:20:12 No.201908XXX
    Ah, left speaker i envy you
    Getting to play songs like "The Boo"
    But actually, it wouldn't be so great 'cause sometimes you get a most horrible fate.
    Like playing popular shit mate.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:20:16 No.201908XXX
    The table
    Without the table, my screen would be on the floor.
    the end
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:20:28 No.201909XXX
    O, ye warm inviting mattress
    If only I knew a kind mistress
    whom on ye I could possess
    instead of lie here in distress
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:20:28 No.201909XXX
    the corner of ops pic
    op is not a chick
    yet doesn't have a dick
    this bullshit makes me sick
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:20:28 No.201909XXX
    Ode to Padlock

    thank you padlock
    for dialing true
    and keeping niggers
    from stealing all my shit
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:20:31 No.201909XXX
    Haiku's are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
    My bedsheets are blue.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:20:41 No.201909XXX
    >>201908832

    me too :( sux
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:21:00 No.201909XXX
    The webcam, lest you forget
    Is more than mere doorway to a life
    In the depths of Chatroulette
    A man in his dick sticks a knife
    Disregard that, I suck cocks.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:21:03 No.201909XXX
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    the source from which all sound flows
    the sound from a porno, home alone
    music, that makes others run
    its a speaker. surround sound 5.1

    bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:21:05 No.201909XXX
    >>201905872

    FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:21:21 No.201909XXX
    The edge of my new ips monitor?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:21:22 No.201909XXX
    speakers speakers rhymes with sneakers.
    cant wait to masturbate, promised I wouldn't until the week is through.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:21:29 No.201909XXX
    CocaCola, my friend
    where are you now
    in my stomach
    later in the toilet
    amen
    >> =^-^=PoEtAnDdIdN'tKnOwItFAGGOT 02/27/10(Sat)16:21:51 No.201909XXX
    O Pixxo speaker, black and square
    You know I see you there
    Making sounds and melodies sweet
    That make me want to tap my feet

    And blank CD's, so near to me
    Even from here I can see
    The righteous amounts of CP
    Contained on thee

    And receipt so crinkled and forlorn!
    You last shall witness my scorn
    As you are cast away into the abyss
    When I get up to take a piss

    O Pixxo speaker so black and wise
    Why am I writing poetry for these guys?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:21:58 No.201909XXX
    My cat
    Your hair is white
    It gets everywhere
    Stop sleeping
    Youre cute
    But annoying.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:04 No.201909XXX
    yogurt container
    once full of dairy goodness
    now an empty shell

    haiku ftw
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:05 No.201909XXX
    O water bottle.
    Your plastic prison chains my thirsts desire.
    The reliever of cottonmouth.
    And a modern security blanket for when I go out.
    O water bottle.
    You so crazy.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:11 No.201909XXX
    Diet Mountain Dew
    Emptied of its green fluid
    Zero Cal Carb Sug

    Haiku FTW
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:12 No.201909XXX
    to thee i sing, to thee i play
    this mixer is awesome, and also gay
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:14 No.201909XXX
    Line 6
    Line 6
    Your sound
    Sweet Bliss
    If I had a dime for every time i caim
    while listening to your chime
    I'd be rich
    >> kuiichan 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:14 No.201909XXX
    What rhymes with Clarithromycin?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:23 No.201909XXX
    >>201908798

    MAMORY STEKC
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:33 No.201909XXX
    Walls are white
    Fuck you
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:35 No.201909XXX
    O, jelly beans
    how i love your sweet flavors
    but when i bite into the buttered popcorn...
    it makes me want punch a baby in the face
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:38 No.201909XXX
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    crayons are cool,
    and OP is a faggot
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:52 No.201909XXX
    Oh little speaker
    why you so great
    you let me hear music
    and explode everyones ears
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:56 No.201909XXX
    radiator, creative speakers and a window.
    if i could cum that far : "woah"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:56 No.201909XXX
    my red controller
    not a shitty bowler
    but a fat man with a big boner
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:01 No.201909XXX
    Higher maths revision book,
    inside of thee, oft 'ere I look,
    Your knowledge of functions polynomial,
    has thus made me Jovial.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:02 No.201909XXX
    A 40 of beer
    For four ninety-nine?
    It fills me with cheer
    Something so fine
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:03 No.201909XXX
    This bread,
    is not red.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:04 No.201909XXX
    A Haiku for my Whip Cream Cap

    Oh my whip cream cap
    Why are you off my whip cream
    Now it will go bad
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:13 No.201909XXX
    My knee, my support, O how you help me.
    What would one do without you knee?
    Be free, be free! My faithful knee.
    For I'm drunk and legless and you can't help me...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:14 No.201909XXX
    Carton of Milk
    How I long for you
    But wait
    You are already empty
    Then why are you there
    A GTFO was well in place
    For the empty carton
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:21 No.201909XXX
    Oh, poopy condum
    why are you so poopy
    you smell like my ass
    Oh, poopy condum
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:23 No.201909XXX
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    rats on crack attack
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:27 No.201909XXX
    a nasty pile of cum soaked socks
    it is very nasty but i will not touch it
    >> Fade to Black Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:34 No.201909XXX
    Fade to Black
    From the light into the dark,
    White turns into black,
    Through shades of grey,
    Which is not actually grey but is many pixels of black and white in varying quantities,
    Into a corner of darkest BLACKNESS...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:36 No.201909XXX
    OP is a intelligent individual
    >> Saidias 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:38 No.201909XXX
    Cup, oh coffe cup
    how i love thee
    in the morning
    when im feeling sluggish
    i get up and take a pee
    but after that i must make some coffee
    so that i may not be sluggish
    in case you hadnt noticed this is an anti poem
    i hope you liked it.
    as much as i like my morning coffee
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:50 No.201909XXX
    Zebra-print comforter on my friend's bed,
    It's quite comfortable,
    On it I give head.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:54 No.201909XXX
    TV remote I really love you
    your power in my hand
    stuffed up my hole of pooh
    tickling my prostate gland
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:24:06 No.201909XXX
    my faithful bottle cap
    sitting there, gloriously
    has been in my ass
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:24:20 No.201909XXX
    Desky, desk in my library
    Quite reliable to the contraray
    Never fails like this computer
    When I play violent penguin shooters
    Lurk in public, might get banned
    Go home to browse some more 4chan
    Although my presence disappears
    Desky, desk is always here
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:24:41 No.201910XXX
    O desk
    why are you so desky ?
    ...
    Lol

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