8 months with 1 hour of 4chan a day

I've been here bout 4-5 hours a day since february 2009, but i'm still cancer.

the amount of time it takes for them to learn how to wipe their asses.

Depends on your mentality. With the 1 hour average, about 6 - 7 - 8 months.

My 2 year anniversary is coming up with about 3 hrs. a day. I am still cancerous tho.

never. lurk moar nigger

Hans Moleman Presents: Man Getting Hit By Football

>>201587460
Only newfags think there's a chance they stop being newfags.

What if I tit pics I stole from my little sister?

oldfaggotry isnt dependant on the time, its dependant on the skill.

>>201588720

+post.

You must get them to be level OVER 9000 and then make them happy. If you do it right your newfag will evolve :D

I'm a newfag with an oldfag mentality.

btw, what is triforce?

when you can follow rules 1 & 2

when he has lurked enough

been on here for 2 years now

banned about 3-4 times

I'll be modest and say I'm an agefag

But I think if you laugh at any 4chan memes, you're a newfag.

>>201587460

You will always be a newfag

newfags arent to do with time on /b/ it's how you act

posting "win" "fail" "op is a fag" etc is newfaggotry

>>201589090

im not even going to dig up a troll picture for that lame attempt. also double troll not working as im not going to rage at that lame attempt, just be dissapoint

never u will always be a newfag cunt

Newfags cant become oldfags.

Oldfags can only be oldfags.

And they are only oldfags becuase they were here in 2003...

You are an oldfag when you no longer feel the need to ask if you are an oldfag

LOL at 'actual measurements' in this thread.
But yeah who else lurks 8+ hours a day like I do most days? :D

>>201589228
you can never lurk enough.

this thread is starting to be very homosexual

>>201589328


i got a response, so it wasn't a total fail ;)

People who were here before the last digits turned XXX are oldfags.

>>201589318
Fail, newfag.

>>201589687

so did I

Until you enjoy this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k you are a newfag.

I was here during the scientology war, except I didnt know how to work 4chan and just thought it was GROSS pics like EWWWWWWW is what I would say. But I lurked all over goolgle and wikipedia and knew what it is.


Now that im older I can look at SOME of the pics but not all. Am i a newfag or an oldfag???

Newfag are oldfag are both arbitrarily determined terms that mean nothing in the old run.

They're used by people with nothing better to do but boost their ego or try to tear down other people's.

inb4 someone calls me a newfag

7 years

CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER
(𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

This board has been the same since the beginning - memes and CP.

The 'oldfags' are just miffed that their lolcats memes are now extinct and replaced by Fuck Yea's and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU's..

>>201589976

>>201589976
Wat?
newfag, obviously. Oldfags doesn't afraid of anythig

>>201589976
can someone please anwser I need to brag to my friends that im one of them

im a sad newfag, been surfin for about 6-7 hrs a day for 2 and a half months

>>201587460
Newfag is newfag forever.
But on imageboard, newfag becomes oldfag when all oldfags extinct or assimilate by newfaginess

>>201590273

NOOO for real that is my story!!!! I think im like a mediumfag? cause techinically ive been here for years but only now do I lurk, and also I know all about getting rickrolled LOL

>>201590163
No they're not. LEL

>>201590801

Yes they are you wheff.

ive been here for a few hours a day since 2007, in still a newfag

>>201590346
Making OC yet? DO IT FAGGOT.

i don't give a rats ass about being old- or newfag.
i just think /b/ is awesome and thats why i'm here.
5 hours per day, for about half a year, btw

There are so many crappy attempts in this thread. This is embarrassing

until he doesn't care about being called a newfag.

It's not about how long if all you're learning here is the cancer that has infected /b/. You need to have been here since 4 fucking years ago to be an oldfag.

>>201587460

A newfag isn't something concerning time. Its concerning conduct. Be respectful, troll the trolls, and needs moar pooper.

>>201591017
Some just troll harder, and enjoy the change.

>>201589829
/v/ is that way --->

Oldfag cutoff was years ago, it's impossible. You are all scene now.

>>201587460

Only newfags say newfag

Now you've got something to think about

>>201591354
i do this, i still consider myself a newfag, its all about the knowledge man, all about the knowledge

I haz been lurkin like 12+ hours a days for a year.. so like 4380 hours or moar. Can I haz oldfag yet?

ITT: Newfags pretending to be oldfags

I've been here since the spring of 2008.
I don't care for doubles, gets, post number gets, camwhores, raff u ruse, or bawksy.

Am i an newfag guys?

>>201589541
lurking wont help because everything you see is cancer and learning from it causes more cancer

>>201589318
you have no idea what youre talking about

>>201589397
/thread

also there is a difference between newfags and cancer. it just happens to be that all the newfags ARE cancer

>>201592325
yes but atleast youre not cancer

/b/ was never good

>>201592325
ye

over 6 years 12 hrs a day

>>201592325
Yes, though not very cancerous. But you know that already.

ITT: Why the fuck are we even in here guiz? LEL

Bai guise

ive been here since 2002.
this what you speak of is something you dont talk about.

until hes not acting like a newfag anymore, newfag..

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32652/brunette-gives-a-blowjob-and-rides-the-dick

If you joined after post No. 10M, you are a newfag.

>>201593946
GTFO Jacob

your all newfags this isnt the location of anonymous anymore

>>201587460
OP, let me give you an honest answer. Newfags become oldfags after one year. Some may say six or two years. But the debate between the age limits of old and newfags are still rages on because it's subjective.

if you are still asking that, you are a newfag.

>>201594222
Then how come I see this when Googling /b/?

>/b/ is the home of Anonymous, it is where people go to discuss random topics on 4chan.

>>201594222
*You're*

you stop being a newfag once you learned how to post :D

ITT: newfags for life

/b/ - Random

"b/ is the home of Anonymous, it is where people go to discuss random topics on 4chan."
boards.4chan.org/b/

it is unrelated to time,
matter-a-fact, asking it is very newfaggy from you.
its a state of mind and it is a character, it is not an age.
you can be an old newfag, or a new oldfag, it really is about the mentality.

OP here, and I'm a still a newfag because I don't post anonymously. Also, I suck cocks.

LOLOLOL I TROL U

you guys need to go to other boards

/b/ is just a bunch of tripfags and cancer

>>201587460
There's no such thing as a newfag or an oldfag.

>>201589389
This clown will always be a newfag.

I've been on /b/ long enough to have seen the more common known memes and such be spoken by people IRL who havn't a fucking clue what a chan is. Let alone what trolling is, and how there's now a good portion of trolls on facebook groups upsetting young teenager mothers and such.

You just have to put on that suit when you're on /b/ know what to say, don't be you, be anonymous.

>>201587460
if you need to brag you are def not oldfag...
tits of gtfo