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    4 KB Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:48:08 No.201587XXX  
    soup /b/,
    so,
    im really thinking of going on a massacre at my school.
    how should i do it?
    will delivar.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:48:24 No.201587XXX
    brbfbi
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:48:59 No.201587XXX
    Make a manifesto then show it to your principal/law enforcement.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:49:13 No.201587XXX
    High powered hunting rifle with scope.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:49:25 No.201587XXX
    >>201587431

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan#Threats_of_violence
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:49:38 No.201587XXX
    You can has stab?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:49:38 No.201587XXX
    flamethrower.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:50:19 No.201587XXX
    columbine 1998
    the original is always going to be the best
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:50:44 No.201588XXX
    >>201587758
    was thinking that but too expensive.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:50:54 No.201588XXX
    1. go to its0ver9000.net (take out asteriks)
    2. click a link
    3. ???????
    4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!(no newfags plox)

    9930423119
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:51:24 No.201588XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:51:27 No.201588XXX
    kill yourself fag and wait for the others to slip on your blood and get slightly injured FAG
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:51:44 No.201588XXX
    >>201587922

    '99
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:52:01 No.201588XXX
    Use a gun. Wait until you're in a class with a teacher nobody likes. Kill him/her in the middle of a lecture, turn to the class ask happy now? If anyone is freaking out, kill them. If anyone does anything to remotely piss you off, kill them. If someone cheers, slap an "official /b/tard" sticker on their chest and say "well done". After those deserving get a sticker, or everyone is dead, either continue through the school or blow your brains out.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:52:04 No.201588XXX
    >>201587922
    FTW.
    following in their footsteps.
    btw obama was at this school like a week ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:52:37 No.201588XXX
    STRAP A CAMERA TO YOUR BELLY!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:53:39 No.201588XXX
    boobytrap every exit
    multiple times(off course not all next to each other or you get a chain reaction)
    use something like fireboms

    then ring the fireallarm

    after the boobytraps go off and everyone is afraid to go out start mowing them down

    use a sword or something cool
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:53:45 No.201588XXX
    >>201588307
    nice.
    a few /b/tards in my classes.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:54:21 No.201588XXX
    >>201588007

    money no longer carries any significance for you
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:54:57 No.201588XXX
    >>201588673
    Sword ftw!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:54:58 No.201588XXX
    >>201588307

    Me again.

    Yeah, do like the guy above me said, and strap a camera somewhere, and if you can, make a live feed to some website. Or have someone you trust save it and upload it.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:55:08 No.201588XXX
    1. go to its0ver9000.net (take out asteriks)
    2. click a link
    3. ???????
    4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!(no newfags plox)

    1335386024
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:55:44 No.201589XXX
    >>201587431
    With toothpics
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:56:08 No.201589XXX
    Gun in pooper.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:56:10 No.201589XXX
    >>201588953
    well yeah but won't the cops find the camera?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:56:48 No.201589XXX
    Toothpics PWN!!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:56:51 No.201589XXX
    Go ssj and use super spirit bomb.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:57:24 No.201589XXX
    masturbate at lunch until people start dying. If no one dies at first, don't worry, KEEP GOING.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:57:48 No.201589XXX
    Wait for lunch or an assembly then go to the middle of the room dressed in your trench coat. They will be scared. Then you whip it off revealing you in a wrestling unitard. Shout a verbal challenge to everyone in the room. Run up to the nearest person and just start wailing on them. If you can beat down everyone in the school with your bare fists you win.

    Remember, guns, bombs and knives are for pussies.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:57:51 No.201589XXX
    FBI hurrr, expect a phone call, Sam.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:58:02 No.201589XXX
    whatever i'll record it.
    should i go for headshots or make them suffer?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:58:06 No.201589XXX
    >>201588240

    >trolled.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:58:16 No.201589XXX
    tits or GTFO
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:58:27 No.201589XXX
    remember when there was thread like this and it ended up not boing a troll, something about a guy that wanted to go out in style, just saying
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:58:29 No.201589XXX
    I go to Green Valley High... Nathan?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:58:35 No.201589XXX
    Be a man. Use only hands and teeth.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:58:39 No.201589XXX
    >>201587431

    if you do it at least pick the hotest bitch in school and rape her before you end it, it pisses me off when you see these mass killings in school and no-one gets raped,

    anyone else with me on this?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:58:44 No.201589XXX
    >>201589556

    duct tape your camcorder to a helmet so we can get some FPS style views of the carnage
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:59:15 No.201589XXX
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    good luck
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:59:18 No.201589XXX
    Make sure you ask everybody if they're /b/ first! Don't want to harm any of your loyal /b/rothers!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:59:44 No.201589XXX
    I think you should get rifle, prone in some bushes and aim into a classroom. But make sure it isn't yours because they might suspect that it could have been done by the only person absent on the day lulz.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:00:06 No.201590XXX
    >>201589717
    genius

    1m internets for that
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:00:20 No.201590XXX
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    >>201587431
    Conceal your arsenal on you, pull the fire alarm. Go with the crowd to the rally area and open up a can of whoop ass.

    Good luck, may the force be with you.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:00:54 No.201590XXX
    ninja stars.
    will become legend
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:00:54 No.201590XXX
    >>201589655


    yeah wasnt that like in germany or something
    herd it on the news and remembered the thread
    lold hard
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:00:57 No.201590XXX
    >>201589663
    who is this?


    >>201589717
    >>201589717
    fps camage FTW!!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:01:16 No.201590XXX
    >>201590061

    Brilliant idea
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:01:32 No.201590XXX
    go for the high score

    become a legend
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:01:37 No.201590XXX
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    Did you see this image posted here some time ago? (norwegian school massacre threat)
    They have not yet found the guy... OP?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:01:50 No.201590XXX
    strip down and run naked through the hallways screaming 'DERP DERP DERP' Local winrar is you!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:02:12 No.201590XXX
    Steal a bus and see how far you can drive it into the building. Or a tank. Gta style.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:02:42 No.201590XXX
    >>201590183
    ninja star arent an automatic kill.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:02:49 No.201590XXX
    >>201589702
    This, and shoot her in the back of the head right when you come.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:02:51 No.201590XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:02:57 No.201590XXX
    >>201590061

    THIS

    use something like dual uzi with extra long mag
    and a second pair hwn you run out of amo(no reload time)

    just stretch your arms out to the side, pull the trigger and circle on the spot
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:03:01 No.201590XXX
    Will anon do it only time will tell and i agree on the rape thing
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:03:35 No.201590XXX
    wow. youre such a fucking pussy. do NOT take innocent lives because yours sucks you fuck.
    >> snoɯʎuouɐ 02/26/10(Fri)15:03:57 No.201590XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:04:10 No.201590XXX
    >>201590392
    this
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:04:27 No.201590XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:04:39 No.201590XXX
    don't be a fucking moron and kill people that don't deserve it like the columbine idiots did. Kill football players, bullies, wrestlers, and anyone who lets them get away with shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:05:03 No.201591XXX
    How? It's really not that difficult.

    1. Acquire gun.
    2. Go to school.
    3. Fire gun at people.
    4. (Optional) fire gun at own head.

    Congratulations, you've now acheived more fame in life than you ever would've done just being another angsty teenager faggot.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:05:10 No.201591XXX
    Why don't you just take som LSD and imagine you kill people??
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:05:29 No.201591XXX
    if your for real then i would use molotovs.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:05:50 No.201591XXX
    >>201590979
    the columbine kids aka trench coat mafia

    targeted bullies and blacks
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:05:51 No.201591XXX
    >>201590744

    How the fuck do you know that they would all be innocent you pompus slut?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:05:55 No.201591XXX
    >>201590744
    >>201590744
    newfag.

    >>201590612
    would be epic.
    i think i!ll do this.(:
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:06:56 No.201591XXX
    At least make sure you aim for all the jocks and douche alpha males in school. Then fuck a few stuck up bitches and kill them.
    >> HOLY SHIT GVHS !!jdPnzA8TDqi 02/26/10(Fri)15:07:07 No.201591XXX
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    This is where I graduated from do you really go to Green Valley? Trip is specifically for this thread PLZ TELL MOAR OP
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:07:09 No.201591XXX
    Do you even have a good gun ?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:07:54 No.201591XXX
    >>201590979
    yeah im not gonna kill nerd with a future.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:08:07 No.201591XXX
    buy a camera hat they are like 80 dollars.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:08:20 No.201591XXX
    >>201589702
    Fairly sure we've all thought of this. The only problem is that it'd keep you distracted or it'd give other people time to escape so either save one and do it before you an hero or do it first but make sure it doesn't raise any alarms then proceed with your primary objective.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:08:58 No.201591XXX
    ohitsthisthreadagain.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:09:05 No.201591XXX
    >>201591211
    if they did, they had VERY poor execution of their plan. Look at the 13 they killed. Half are just fucking losers that didn't deserve it.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:09:13 No.201591XXX
    >>201591486
    yeah,
    when did you graduate?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:09:27 No.201591XXX
    do it pussy, you wont.
    >> . 02/26/10(Fri)15:09:55 No.201592XXX
    >>201589702
    >>201589702
    You march the cheerleaders into a media class and live broadcast as you top one to show you mean business and then make those bitches do you and each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:10:05 No.201592XXX
    >>201590979
    sounds like you are a skinny fuck who cant fight...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:10:06 No.201592XXX
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    OP here, you all have been trolled.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:10:14 No.201592XXX
    I would murder everyone covertly by putting rat poison in the bake sale cookies or cafeteria chicken burgers
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:10:29 No.201592XXX
    Shitload of liquid soap all over the stairs, pull fire alarm.
    Pour gasoline on pile of people in staircase, ignite.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:10:38 No.201592XXX
    >>201591496
    i haz a-15.
    ownage.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:10:43 No.201592XXX
    >>201591661
    Sweet! Then good luck to you bro. Just nature's way of thinning the herd.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:12:15 No.201592XXX
    >>201592065
    >>201592065
    >>201592065
    not OP.
    i iz OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:12:24 No.201592XXX
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    know of of these girls op?
    >> snoɯʎuouɐ 02/26/10(Fri)15:13:27 No.201592XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:13:47 No.201592XXX
    >>201592225
    mother nature can't do all the work :3
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:13:48 No.201592XXX
    >>201592225
    mother nature can't do all the work :3
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:14:40 No.201592XXX
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    >>201592205
    sweet, chains some locks, and ill just leave this here.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:15:08 No.201593XXX
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    or her?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:15:40 No.201593XXX
    quietly seal all the backdoors, possible jam locks during lesson
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:15:58 No.201593XXX
    >>201592554
    juss the tallest one in the middle.
    sega.
    its her name.

    and the teacher on the left she teaches health.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:16:21 No.201593XXX
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    what year are you graduating?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:16:50 No.201593XXX
    >>201592554
    ooh. volleyball teams are always fucking stacked with bitches.
    >> snoɯʎuouɐ 02/26/10(Fri)15:16:51 No.201593XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:17:29 No.201593XXX
    smoke weed
    stay home instead
    feels good man
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:17:35 No.201593XXX
    >>201592095
    lol too slow.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:17:52 No.201593XXX
    >>201592802
    >>201592799
    WOOO WOOO
    havent seen a double post in weeks.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:18:38 No.201593XXX
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    better do it soon OP before they knock on your door, im not encouraging killing is wrong, *wink*
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:18:54 No.201593XXX
    >>201592979

    This information is actually out of date, cigarettes are now designed to go out if no one has taken a hit from it after a minute or so.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:18:55 No.201593XXX
    >>201593588
    dare me?!

    >>201593330
    2010?
    Why?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:18:59 No.201593XXX
    Trow toothpicks down peoples throats and at their eyes. When you run out of those, take your own life by swallowing whole ketchup packets without opening them.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:19:10 No.201593XXX
    >>201593442
    >>201592725
    mmmm dead faggots.
    feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:19:39 No.201594XXX
    lol thats my old high school!

    i study to be emt at the CSN Tech building right next door :X
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:19:46 No.201594XXX
    >>201593899
    even if you rip the filter out ?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:21:05 No.201594XXX
    >>201593901
    I graduated there 2007 maybe i knew you, just weird
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:21:56 No.201594XXX
    GVHS '05 faggots
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:22:28 No.201594XXX
    sage
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:23:33 No.201594XXX
    When you finish, don't pussy out and kill yourself. Mess with the media.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:25:34 No.201595XXX
    >>201594069

    I'm not all that sure, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:26:21 No.201595XXX
    yes cigarettes go out now, if you are in usa ofcourse, and they cannot be used as ignition sources.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:27:42 No.201595XXX
    Seriously, if you want good coverage, take out a false celebrity rich girl. Much more productive.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)15:28:22 No.201595XXX
    >>201595689
    Make it three and have all of them be white, no one cares if a nigger dies.

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