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Since I've been on a Q&A kick in /a/ and /r9k/ recently, I've decided to set up a formspring account for publicly answering 4chan related questions. You'll find it linked in the navbar as "?", and located here: formspring.me/4chan. Also, if you use Twitter, please follow @4chan. As always, I can be contacted via e-mail at moot@4chan.org (Despite the common misconception, I check it frequently and read every message I receive. Nobody seems to e-mail me about anything other than being banned though ;_;)
EDIT: Site went down due to a hardware issue. Should be fixed now.

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Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:28:19 No.201559XXX

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>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:28:48 No.201560XXX bump ftween

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:29:21 No.201560XXX bump for victory

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:30:24 No.201560XXX Come on guise

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:31:15 No.201560XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi asl? You: I don't want nothing from you You: that's right You: shut up Stranger: fuck u! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:31:26 No.201560XXX just stop op just stop

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:32:42 No.201560XXX Don't you 404

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:33:25 No.201560XXX come on come on come on

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:34:08 No.201561XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am a zombie
You: I want to eat your brains
Stranger: really
You: yes
You: I want to eat brains all day , thats what I want
You: so I am breaking in your house this night
You: And I won't hesitate in eating your brains
You: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
Stranger: wo ok thats cool
You: I won't eat pussy , I won't eat dick , I'll just eat brain
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:34:57 No.201561XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Wild pidgey appeared Stranger: bongour You: What do ? fight, bag , pkmn , run ? Stranger: aryan ? Stranger: HEIL HITLER ? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:35:55 No.201561XXX

You: HEllo\
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you come from
You: mainframe
Stranger: :^
Stranger: what?
You: my format gardeinn to ment and defend
Stranger: mainframe windows?
You: to defend my new found friend
You: their hope their dreams
Stranger: lol
You: to defeand them from their enemyz !
You: DUHHH DUHHH DUHHH DUHH !!
You: REBOOT !!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: rebooting
Stranger: :D
You: You are a faggot
Stranger: windows is saving your file
Stranger: please wait
Stranger: windows is shutting down
Stranger: bye2 idiot

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:38:42 No.201561XXX brump brump brump

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:39:37 No.201562XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wild koffing level 7 appeared.
Stranger: Electroblast
You: Fight / Pkmn / bag /run ?
Stranger: fight
You: what attack do ?
Stranger: Go Sqiurtle! Bubbleattack
You: wild nidorino fainted
You: your squirtle won 65 xp
Stranger: YES!!!
You: your squirtle got up 1 level
You: your squirtle got to level 15
Stranger: my squirtle evovled
You: Your squirtle wants to learn RAGE
Stranger: NO
You: are you sure?
Stranger: YES
You: ok
You: what do ? walk up down left or right ?
Stranger: Go to gym
You: k. You are in gym
You: first trainer appeared
You: trainer used pikachu
You: (level 12)
Stranger: It was nice, but i fainted. game over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:40:23 No.201562XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Aryan ?
Stranger: you are going on youtube
Stranger: d[p[sp[ps[sf[sp[s444
You: wtf?
You: are you aryan ?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NONONONONONON
You: OH FUCK
You: you are screwed
You: hitler doesn't love you any moar
Stranger: hitler
Stranger: is my homie
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:41:24 No.201562XXX 404 not

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:42:38 No.201562XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A wild Ditto appears!
Stranger: yo yo yo whats upp im j beiber
You: Can't escape!
You: Ditto uses Trasnform!
You: Ditto transformed into..
You: PEDOBEAR
Stranger: do uk who justing beiber isss??????????
You: PEDOBEAR uses full fledged sodomy!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i was raging the whole time, wanted to kick this kid in the teeth

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:43:19 No.201562XXX

..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Aryan ?
Stranger: you are going on youtube
Stranger: d[p[sp[ps[sf[sp[s444
You: wtf?
You: are you aryan ?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NONONONONONON
You: OH FUCK
You: you are screwed
You: hitler doesn't love you any moar
Stranger: hitler
Stranger: is my homie
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:44:00 No.201562XXX

..You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Aryan ?
Stranger: you are going on youtube
Stranger: d[p[sp[ps[sf[sp[s444
You: wtf?
You: are you aryan ?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NONONONONONON
You: OH FUCK
You: you are screwed
You: hitler doesn't love you any moar
Stranger: hitler
Stranger: is my homie
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:44:23 No.201563XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I just finished masturbating Your conversational partner has disconnected. i win

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:45:02 No.201563XXX Just asked for some French chick's email. WTF am I doing? Guess I was thinking of how hot that chick from Lost is.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:45:07 No.201563XXX

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: whats up?
Stranger: asl?
You: f 18 ca
You: and you?
Stranger: 30 m
You: : )
You: why hello sir
Stranger: dwhat do u want?
You: hmm i dont knwo : ) maybe i want to get into your 30yearold pants?
You: older men drive me crazy : P
You: but shh that can be out little secret : P
Stranger: i m experienced
Stranger: i can satisfy u
Stranger: more
Stranger: do u want?
You: : ) thats good ! ... my use to have sex with one of my fathers workmates he was 28.
You: and it was great
You: so i am looking for a nice experienced cock i can suck
Stranger: wana fuck?
Stranger: whats r u wearing?
You: no .. im a guy and im gay..... i just come on here to hit on men wile i pretend im a female intell i cum.. i justt came so ttyl man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:45:08 No.201563XXX >>201563037 wait a sec " You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: have you ever met pedobear? Your conversational partner has disconnected. " i win 2!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:45:32 No.201563XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ok You: you are right about everything You: I am always wrong Stranger: Hİ,are you turkish girl? You: yes you are right You: you are always right Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:46:58 No.201563XXX HOLY FUCK /b/ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I just finished masturbating Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:47:02 No.201563XXX . You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ok You: you are right about everything You: I am always wrong Stranger: Hİ,are you turkish girl? You: yes you are right You: you are always right Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:47:27 No.201563XXX >>201563197 well played man! :D You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I like to shove multiple cocks in my ass when i'm with family Stranger: youre gay Your conversational partner has disconnected. i almost won again but nah

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:47:32 No.201563XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I bet you cannot disconnect faster than me Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:47:42 No.201563XXX >>201563547 try to outwin that: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:47:46 No.201563XXX bump

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:47:57 No.201563XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Aryan ?
Stranger: you are going on youtube
Stranger: d[p[sp[ps[sf[sp[s444
You: wtf?
You: are you aryan ?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NONONONONONON
You: OH FUCK
You: you are screwed
You: hitler doesn't love you any moar
Stranger: hitler
Stranger: is my homie
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:48:22 No.201563XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: I just finished masturbating Stranger: nice You: want some ? Stranger: nope You: I put everything in a jar You: then drink it sometime Stranger: ok Stranger: lol

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:48:30 No.201563XXX >>201563547 I see you have noticed my win... how does it feel?

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:48:34 No.201563XXX Stranger: hey You: I WILL RAPE YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP Stranger: good Stranger: im going to bed right now You: ;D Stranger: come and get me big boy You: but You: i'm a tranny Stranger: oh god no Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:50:27 No.201564XXX

I got pwned :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FUCK U
Stranger: SAME TO YOU YOU GAY XD
You: DISCONNECT I FUCKING DARE U
You: I FUCKING DARE U
Stranger: NO YOU GIMP
You: U WONT DO IOT
You: U R TO FUCKING CHICKENSIHT
You: TO DISCONECT
Stranger: WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER SAY
Stranger: !!!!!
You: MY MOTHER WOULD SAY FUCK HIM IN THE ASS
You: BECAUSE UF AG
You: SHES A FUCKING CUNT
Stranger: U ARE A PLEB
Stranger: GET ANGER MANAGEMENT
You: I LICK PEOPLE LIKE UR ASSHOLES FOR DINNER
Stranger: YOU ARE WEIRD
You: I HAVE OVER 9000 FRIENDS
You: HOW MANY DO U HAVE FAG?!?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: FRIENDS YOU GIMP?
You: FRIENDS I FUCKING FRIEND WITH
You: WE GO FUCKING TO THE PARK AND SHIT
You: AND GET HIGH OFF OF FUCKING DRUGS
Stranger: WHEN YOU TALK TO THEM LIKE THIS LOL
You: BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL
You: LISTEN
Stranger: now we need to calm down
You: U AND ME ARE NOT GONNA FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER
You: ok
You: i dont like u and u dont like me, but we gotta work together okay
Stranger: XD that was funny
You: otherwise this case is never gonna get solved
Stranger: i like you lol
You: oh
You: i like u too
Stranger: u like manga
You: <3
You: yes
Stranger: sorry me and your mum already got something going on LOL
You: :O
You: THATS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:50:41 No.201564XXX Alright, /b/, all posts from now on must start with I just finished masturbating see where it goes post results instant disconnect = 1 win gogogo

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:51:08 No.201564XXX

You: hi!
Stranger: hello x[
You: u wanna get hi/
You: ?
Stranger: how are you
You: fine
Stranger: ur black..?
You: black as shit
Stranger: wow
You: more brownish
You: u
You: ?
Stranger: im brown
You: ow im sorry but for that ill have to kill u
Stranger: why
You: caus

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:51:12 No.201564XXX

You: my dick !
Stranger: Can I suck your toes?
You: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT !
Stranger: Lolwut
You: ... i just did a smell check.
You: and my dick
You: SMELLS LIKE SHIT !
Stranger: Blast it with piss
You: will do. thanks
Stranger: Yus
You: im gonna go watch The Game. then shower
Stranger: You just lost
You: no u
Stranger: NO U
You: U NO
Stranger: UNO!!
You: ONU
Stranger: Herp Derp
You: NIGGERS
Stranger: Nigger nigger
You: well. i think we have made it clear where we are from
Stranger: Mars?
You: you know the rules and so do i.
Stranger: What rules
You: rules 1 and 2
Stranger: What is this I'm 12 years old
You: memememe
Stranger: There are no rules because it doesn't exist
You: NO U !
Stranger: Bagina
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:51:27 No.201564XXX Stranger: A, B or C ? you choose :) You: I just finished masturbating You: C Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:54:31 No.201564XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey :) You: hi You: ... You: hmmm You: your tits are just like yours sister ... Stranger: i dont have a sister....o.o You: ...really? ;) Stranger: yeah.....O.O You: 0.o

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:54:36 No.201564XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: your mom Stranger: 21 m india Stranger: u Stranger: ? Stranger: fuck u mthr fucker Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:54:53 No.201564XXX You: I just finished masturbating Stranger: age You: 3 and 1 quarter You: I mean 16 Stranger: and ? You: and... I want to share my fireman juice with you. I've saved it You: would you like a taste? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:55:06 No.201565XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I just finished masturbating
Stranger: greatr
You: how are you?
Stranger: i´m fine :)
Stranger: how are you? :)
You: :(
You: not too good
Stranger: oow, that was not good :S
You: masturbation remorse
Stranger: eeh, okay
Stranger: where you from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:55:44 No.201565XXX File1267206944.jpg-(46 KB, 544x418, ome1.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:56:05 No.201565XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: Go check your daughter's room You: There might still be time Your conversational partner has disconnected.

02/26/10(Fri)12:57:19 No.201565XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: female please
You: Well I can pretend I'm a female
Stranger: fun
You: I'm actually a fat male with micropenis syndrome. but I dress up like a girl all the time.
You: Are you turned on yet?
Stranger: ill fuck ur ass hole so hard
You: DO IT
Stranger: youll be cryin
You: FUCK ME AND MY FRILLY LITTLE DRESS please don't I'm sensative like a WOMAN
You: I MAKE SANDWICHES AND COMPLAIN
You: I AM A WOMAN
You: BRB, IM ON MY PERIOD
You: BACK
You: I WON'T PUT OUT UNLESS YOU BUY ME DINNER
You: WHY CAN'T WE HAVE KIDS?
You: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME ANYMORE?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:58:06 No.201565XXX File1267207086.jpg-(29 KB, 676x261, omegle.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:58:35 No.201565XXX also epic: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: fo shizzle on the plastizzle bizzle Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:59:20 No.201565XXX

The fag musn't have read it , lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I just finished masturbating
Stranger: Hiø
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Frim?
Stranger: From?
You: Arg
Stranger: ??
You: you ?
You: argentina
You: you ?
Stranger: Dk
You: cool
You: why?
Stranger: Why what?
You: I meant. why are you here, on omegle ?
You: have you ever asked yourself that?
Stranger: Bored
You: M/f ?
Stranger: M
Stranger: U?
You: I already told you
You: I just finished masturbating
Stranger: Righty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)12:59:38 No.201565XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from stranger?
You: QUICK WE DONT HAVE TIME
Stranger: ???
You: UNDER YOU BED
You: HURRY
You: THERE SHOULD BE A BOX
You: A BLACK BOX OPEN IT
You: PLEASE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

02/26/10(Fri)13:00:08 No.201565XXX

Stranger: hey there
You: I've got internet Chlamydia, so I don't know if you still want to cyber
You: but if you do, WHAT ARE YOUR FETISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
Stranger: D:
Stranger: I´m 12 and wat is this
You: WHOA WHOA WHOA
You: I CANT DEAL WITH THIS
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:00:15 No.201566XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Are you a horny girl with msn and cam? You: Im a horny guy with a throbbing dick... in my ass! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:00:51 No.201566XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: young girl here looking for older guy
Stranger: well im male.
You: I'm 15
Stranger: im 17
You: not old enough
Stranger: you havent even seen me.
You: 17 isnt old enough
You: I like grey pubes
Stranger: ugh.
Stranger: thas gross.
Stranger: *thats
You: and liver spotted penis
Stranger: why?
Stranger: have you even had sex yet?
You: no
You: I work at an old folks home
Stranger: liver spotted penis... thats fucking disgusting.
You: I need customers
Stranger: you have to be kidding me.
You: why
You: what did you think I meanÉ
Stranger: customers.
You: ?
Stranger: what do you mean by customers?
You: old people to live in my families old folks home
You: you saying that it`s gross is really mean
Stranger: why did you say liver spotted penis then?
Stranger: unless you want to see it.
You: what would your grandparents
You: thinkÉ
You: ?
Stranger: WHAT WOULD YOUR GRANDPARENTS THINK?
Stranger: you little whore.
You: I really dont see the need for vulgarity
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	02/26/10(Fri)13:01:17 No.201566XXX You: Dude, I just ran over my neighbor's daughter and I can't stop laughing. What do I do? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:02:44 No.201566XXX

Stranger: are u horny girl with webcam?
You: I just finished masturbating :/
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/cali
Stranger: give msn
Stranger: we can talk later
Stranger: ?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: uk
You: how old?
Stranger: 19
You: where from?
Stranger: uk
You: how old?
Stranger: 19
You: where from?
Stranger: from your mothers pussy

02/26/10(Fri)13:02:51 No.201566XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 M CHINA U?
You: China? So you have a tiny dick, right?
You: I'm 67, F, Australia
You: Except I have a penis and I'm black
You: And I'm not from Australia
You: It's getting sexy in here.
Stranger: ok
You: Alright, so I disrobe you and take your samurai sword and start anally pleasuring you with it.
You: I then take your rice and pour it all over myself and start pleasuring my dickhole with Kung Pow Chicken
You: I then watch 4 episodes of Naruto and criticize it thoroughly, and then start jacking off onto your Hamtaro collection.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:02:52 No.201566XXX

You: i wana go to space camp
You: that would be cool
Stranger: go to space with the chimps
You: i wana get head in the simulater
You: yeah lol..
You: its funny how they throw monkeys in space..
You: but thay never put a nigger in space
You: niggers are to poor
Stranger: i was thinking that
You: XD

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:04:59 No.201567XXX Woooow

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:05:10 No.201567XXX

wow

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi

You: I just finished masturbating
You: how are you ?
Stranger: thats great.. and i'm fine thanks you?
You: ok
You: female or male then ?
Stranger: female
You: Cool
You: location
You: may I ask ?
Stranger: Paris, what about you location and m or f?
You: male
You: and I am from Argentina
You: Have you ever done dp¿
Stranger: dp?
You: have you ever fucked two dicks at the same time ?
Stranger: um no
Stranger: if your trying to talk dirty your having a major fail
You: anal ever?
Stranger: yeah but never for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:05:28 No.201567XXX File1267207528.jpg-(65 KB, 609x696, omegle2.jpg)

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:07:07 No.201567XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I have a 2 inch penis
You: and a vagina under it
You: my anys is located near my belly botton
You: will you sleep with me?
Stranger: No
You: c'mon
You: you know you want to
You: just to tell your friends you boned a freak
You: you know
You: bragging rights
You: you can do me in the belly anus
You: I call it a banus
You: get it?
You: belly > anus
You: banus
You: it's funny
You: cuz it's sad
You: I wish I were dead
Stranger: do u want to die?
You: weren't you listening?
You: I said I did
You: I have a belly anus
You: would you want to live if you had a belly anus?
You: hello?
You: I asked you a question
You: BANUS
You: I'm thinking of changing it's name
You: to bellnus
You: what do you think?
You: I'll wait
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:07:19 No.201567XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I just finished masturbating Stranger: asl? You: yes Your conversational partner has disconnected.

KL 02/26/10(Fri)13:07:24 No.201567XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: We're no strangers to love
Stranger: oh yea
You: You know the rules, and so do I.
Stranger: no i don't what rules?
You: A full commitment's what I"m thinkin of
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Stranger: oh, alrite if u say so. :p
You: Gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
Stranger: ok, im glad, cuz i also want a full commitment
You: Never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: oh, well i am
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger: ilol always love you
You: We've known each other for so long
Stranger: yea, ill miss u!
You: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
You: Inside we both know what's been going on
You: We know the game and we're gonna play it
Stranger: yes, i've loved u forever and i always will, don't worry.
You: And if you ask me how I'm feeling
You: Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Stranger: yea but i dont know the rules to this game
Stranger: i am blind dont make fun of me

Oblivious people!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:09:29 No.201568XXX >>201566543 gay

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:09:46 No.201568XXX File1267207786.jpg-(49 KB, 791x397, ome3.jpg) holy crap, i could entertain myself all day.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:10:27 No.201568XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 18/f/washington
Stranger: you?
You: 21/m/Montreal
You: what;s on your mind stranger?
Stranger: life
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wbu?
You: many things of social ilk
You: this conversation seems to be going nowhere fast
You: what do you wanna talk about?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well i have no idea... what do you like to do?
You: I can give you some helpfull hints
You: if nyou want?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: it could be fun
You: If you want to have sex with a child in a public bathroom, just bring a paper bag in there and make him/her stand in it so if anyone look under the stall it's just you and a paper bag
Stranger: haha
You: that isn't funny
You: pedophilia is a dangerous problem
You: how dare you laugh at that
You: my child was molested
Stranger: wtf
You: by me
Stranger: umm al right then
You: black paople love watermelon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:11:06 No.201568XXX File1267207866.jpg-(76 KB, 408x600, 7x8g0op.jpg) Stranger: heyyy 19 male from texas, asl? You: i love orange soda man Stranger: its alright... Stranger: not the best Stranger: haha You: GO FUCK YOURSELF You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:11:13 No.201568XXX >>201567050 haha I lol'd

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:11:16 No.201568XXX >>201568081 haha i spoke to him too, shit was weird

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:11:29 No.201568XXX

Oh fuck.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wait
Stranger: asl
You: before asl
You: ask me something else
Stranger: what
You: you choose.
Stranger: m\f
You: M
Stranger: from where
You: from argentina
Stranger: hmmm.
You: probably lying and saying Usa would get me further
You: but I am truthful as I speak, and I shall not be scared of rejection
You: you are probably hitting disconnect right away. Its ok, I can live with that
Stranger: why i
Stranger: should do that
You: everyone does that
You: They ask asl , I tell it and they
You: DISCONNECT
Stranger: same is here
You: where is there?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:13:43 No.201568XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: We are recording a video for YouTube
You: Would you like to say something?
Stranger: for what?>
You: Omegle
You: what do you think of this site?
Stranger: oh.. I like omegle sometimes because I got to talk with strangers all over the world
Stranger: but simetime most ppl just disconnect continuously
You have disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:14:31 No.201569XXX

u mad britian?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi how are you? 27/m UK here :)
You: >my face when the UK is shit tier and is getting raped in the winter olympics
You: LOL
Stranger: Well we do have so much snow here, thats why we are sooo good
Stranger: you fucking retard lol
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>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:14:49 No.201569XXX You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ask me anything Stranger: Do you like tacos? You: yes Stranger: Do you like penguins? You: no, mother fuckers should die Stranger: =( Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:15:29 No.201569XXX File1267208129.jpg-(76 KB, 640x948, omegle3.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:15:51 No.201569XXX is this win? You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i just finished masturbaitin Stranger: hello Stranger: awe :( You: hey /b/, you just lost the game You have disconnected.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:16:03 No.201569XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: very
Stranger: ur asl?
Stranger: ;)
You: lol im not giving u my credit card
Stranger: ur male or female?
You: my male or female what?
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Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)13:16:04 No.201569XXX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 8=====D <----- whats this?
Stranger: a dick
You: dick?
Stranger: penis
You: o i see lolx
Stranger: why u ask?
You: sum1 typed it 2meh
You: i wuz liek, lul
You: do you have a penis?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no
Stranger: do u?
You: your a girl?
Stranger: yes
You: i see i am a girl too
You: ever seen a peeenis?
Stranger: haha yes
You: what r they liek
Stranger: lol idk.. penis ish.. why uve never seen one?
You: no
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 14=5
You: 14
Stranger: ohh
You: u had sex?
Stranger: yes
You: wassit liek?
Stranger: some is good and some is bad
You: oh i remember seeing what a penis was now
You: it was quite big...lots of inches
Stranger: well normal it slike 4-5 but hard they are like 6-7
You: Wow
Stranger: so uve never had an orgasm?
You: this penis i saw wus liek over 9000 or something lulx
You: orgasm...jakesully?
Stranger: what?
You: what?
Stranger: have u ever had an orgasm?
You: oargaserm?
You: mi dad has a oar
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