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    236 KB Jimmy The Saint 02/26/10(Fri)06:30:25 No.201509XXX  
    ITT:
    Britfag here.
    I will show any fucker who is unemployed or skint how to make a shit-ton of money in Londonno matter what your skills or brains are.
    I have over 12 years work experience in various jobs,good and bad,shitty and good,easy and hard,you name it.
    I was unemployed for 3 years and did some readin and shit,now I figured a lot of things out.
    Basically,it's damn hard to live like a king in London,without building up debt or spending all your cash and having to work more and more to keep up with rising prices.
    So here,I dispense wisdom,I have a few things figured out,and will sonn be living independently,with no debt or rent to pay,hardly any taxes,not even actuallly working.
    It just takes a year or two,you need some balls,and you will have to make sacrifices for the first year or two,but then you're set.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:32:52 No.201509XXX
    Since I'm planning on moving to London shortly, please dispense your wisdom
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:34:04 No.201509XXX
    proceed
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:34:07 No.201509XXX
    Manchesterfag here, I'm curious please continue
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:36:02 No.201510XXX
    is this thread about becoming a prostitute?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:36:09 No.201510XXX
    londoner here, I don't think you have figured out much!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:37:03 No.201510XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:38:46 No.201510XXX
    Maybe you should move to Canada or America, cost of living is rather ridiculous in the UK and Europe. (and before you bitch fgtz, I've live 10 years in both)
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:39:04 No.201510XXX
    op, are you trolling or something?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:39:58 No.201510XXX
    If not troll, hurry the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:40:26 No.201510XXX
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    sorry already rich from taxpayer
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:40:50 No.201510XXX
    making money in London? fuck off OP, id rather cut my balls off with a rusty spoon
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:40:59 No.201510XXX
    i think OP has figured out that he has nothing to say and an hero'd
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:41:30 No.201510XXX
    9/10
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:42:02 No.201510XXX
    i have a feeling we may be presented with a wall of text
    >> Jimmy The Saint 02/26/10(Fri)06:42:12 No.201510XXX
    It's simple, kil the batman
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:43:37 No.201510XXX
    inb4 pyramid scheme?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:43:58 No.201511XXX
    >>201509438

    thats not funny, my brother died that way
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:44:11 No.201511XXX
    Op here, I am a huge faggot, please rape my face.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:44:34 No.201511XXX
    yallniggerspostinginatrollthread.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:45:26 No.201511XXX
    ITT: OP sells his butt for money
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:45:42 No.201511XXX
    grow skunk blud?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:45:53 No.201511XXX
    >>201510651
    >>201510651
    >>201510651
    dis
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:46:02 No.201511XXX
    I bet OP washes windshields at traffic lights
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:46:45 No.201511XXX
    is it stealing peoples wallets?

    are you a romanian?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:46:48 No.201511XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:48:08 No.201511XXX
    is it stealing spaceships?

    are you a Romulan?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:48:17 No.201511XXX
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    bumpin troll thread in case of legit. (doubtful)
    pic is animooted BTW
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:48:58 No.201511XXX
    OP fails at life
    >> Jimmy The Saint 02/26/10(Fri)06:50:56 No.201511XXX
    Sorry /b/rothers,I'm back.I have a few threads on the go,so got sidetracked.
    No,it's not being a fucking pro,faggots.
    ok,so I have a lot of plans and operstions in effect,paying me money right now.
    I have figured out quite a few ways to make money and/or live simply/cheaper and save,,invest,etc.
    what are your skills/available money?
    what do you want EXACTLY? this is key,to get what you want,you need to decide what exactly it is YOU want,to be content.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:52:00 No.201511XXX
    >>201511878

    I want you to fuck off

    do I get it?

    i REALLY REALLY want that to happen
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:53:01 No.201512XXX
    >>201511878

    here comes a load of positive thinking bullshit
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:53:18 No.201512XXX
    OP here, invest in the real estate foreclosure market, learn how to do short sales, if you aren't sure what that is I can explain further, at any rate my /b/rothers, read rich dad poor dad by robert kiyosaki first
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:53:39 No.201512XXX
    >>201511095
    feel sorry for you
    you have made a fool of yourself
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:56:14 No.201512XXX
    >>201511878
    I want an R34 Skyline and a penthouse flat in Chelsea with secure parking for said Skyline.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:56:51 No.201512XXX
    I want to be financially free and not have to worry about losing my job again, jimmy what can you tell me
    >> Jimmy The Saint 02/26/10(Fri)06:59:00 No.201512XXX
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    >>201511553
    No trolling.
    Look,I got fired from a cool job,was unemployed for 3 fucking years,once for a whole year,then recently for just over a year,
    had to sell everything I own,borrow money,and had a tainted CV (resume) and had burned a lot of bridges (had a mental breakdown) and pretty much just sat my ass and got depressed and acted like a faggot and went on 4chan and wanted to an hero,and fapped and lived off measly benefits and had to move back in with parents,etc.
    But after doing some reading in the library,online,and taking a good fucking look at myself,I figured out some shit and worked on myself.
    I have been browsing 4chan since 9am,and I'm smoking my third joint now,and me and my bank account are in good shape.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)06:59:01 No.201512XXX
    wirralfag here please do go on
    >> Jimmy The Saint 02/26/10(Fri)06:59:58 No.201512XXX
    Suck a dick,faggots.
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:02:12 No.201513XXX
    Jimmy, spit that shit out man. From one entrepreneur to another I respect any new ideas on how to increase my income, but if you're too high to tell us your "secret" I will gladly tell them mine. You've got 5 min.
    >> Jimmy The Saint 02/26/10(Fri)07:02:50 No.201513XXX
    Eat poop and die,you 4chan losers.
    >> Jimmy The Saint 02/26/10(Fri)07:02:59 No.201513XXX
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    >>201511993
    If you don't like the thread,YOU can fuck off.
    >> Jimmy The Saint 02/26/10(Fri)07:03:27 No.201513XXX
    Op here, sorry guys, I've been on a meth binge since 9am this morning, i don'T even remember this thread, brb mom said dinner was ready, ill be back in an hour keep this bumbed
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:04:47 No.201513XXX
    ITT:nebulous claims of wealth and ease, nothing actually said, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:05:55 No.201513XXX
    OP here, sorry guys I got sidetracked with the multiple threads I have on the go.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)07:07:06 No.201513XXX
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    >>201512915
    >>201513292
    >>201513381
    oh,real clever,troll,I didn't post those,now I gotta use the tripcode,you fucker...
    ok,guys,help me otu,tell me,what hours you nwanna work,how much you wanna earn? how much you willing to put in? what are your skills/intelligence levels? what do you enjoy?
    I can make it work,be the fucking expeditor of your dreams.
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:07:09 No.201513XXX
    Ok, Jimmy's MIA. Any of my /b/rother's out there really want the secret to RICHES? Not trolling, I'm dead serious. I'm going to bed soon so let me know if you want to know. :)
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:08:17 No.201513XXX
    OP = Scientologist
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:10:27 No.201514XXX
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    this thread
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:12:11 No.201514XXX
    Good night
    >> Jimmy The Saint 02/26/10(Fri)07:13:30 No.201514XXX
    So guiz, It's easy.
    1. Find big time meth dealer.
    2. Suck his penis and give him all your savings for as muh grams of meth as you can get.
    3. Cut meth with dextrose/protein powder, 50/50.
    4. Give a few free samples to some losers, get em hooked.
    5. Sell them the meth.
    6. ????
    7. PROFIT

    Rinse and repeat.

    Don't get high of the supply, DO NOT TAKE THE METH YOURSELF.

    In 6months to a year, you'll be rollin in it.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)07:14:13 No.201514XXX
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    .>>201512554
    The fucking truth?
    every fucking 'working man' in London is a workaholic who is fucking miserable,with no real balls,a fucking wage slave,who has a boss to please no matter how high up in the food chain.
    Even if they're on fucking 50k a year,they are up to their fucking eyeballs in debt and have to suck the dick of their shareholders and customers,or their Managing Director (CEO) fuck that shit.
    You want a JOB? is that really what you want?
    I say work for a year or two at best ,maybe even a year,and in the meantime,you get your own shit on the go,sidelines,businesses,fingers in a lot of pies.
    Then you are not only your own boss and set your own hours,pretty soon ,you won't even be a 'boss' as uch if you don't wanna be,you get someone else in to run your shit for a cut,and you just collect your fucking money,is it clear yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:14:25 No.201514XXX
    >>201514462
    Nooooooooooo
    DO WANT PLZ
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:15:42 No.201514XXX
    >>201514702
    So, pimp? or drug dealer...
    or both. Which one is it?
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)07:16:38 No.201515XXX
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    >>201514624

    I'm using the tripcode you cocksucker,so cancel that shit.
    Part one of my plan involved starting to man the fuck up out of pure rage,and training like a madman.
    I would seriously tear apart any fucker now IRL,I take shit from no one.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:18:21 No.201515XXX
    troll
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)07:18:47 No.201515XXX
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    >>201512148
    yeah,its a good place to start,but don't place all your faith in one book,the property and shares market is not as stable as when that was first written,and it's so expensive to even buy a small studio here,,but yeah,there are some cheap ways to invest in property that may surprise you.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)07:19:11 No.201515XXX
    >>201515012
    Okay, now I'm on your wavelength. I'm doin this too right now. Gonna do as many push-ups as possible right now while I await your next post
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:20:03 No.201515XXX
    >>201514730
    You still there?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:20:26 No.201515XXX
    op sounds like a "biggerpenispills" seller
    >> god 02/26/10(Fri)07:20:41 No.201515XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:20:52 No.201515XXX
    How to get rich in London: sell mephedrone.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)07:22:10 No.201515XXX
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    >>201513547
    FUCK.
    What I'm saying is,tell me your fucking dreams first,think about what is important to you,not someone else.
    Gimme a list,5 or 6 things you want out of LIFE.
    Gimme a brief description of what you have to offer,or want to be doing,this is important.
    Not what someone else thinks you should be doing.
    If you want a 'how to get your dream job/get a promotion,that's not really it,but yeah,I can do that too.
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:23:07 No.201515XXX
    >>201515667
    Jimmy, can you hear me?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:23:22 No.201515XXX
    >>201515422
    Sure am /b/ro
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:23:59 No.201515XXX
    So far you haven't told us shit.
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:25:46 No.201516XXX
    >>201515789
    Good deal, ok first of all, Jimmy is hopped up on meth. So he might have something good to say but I doubt it's going to go too far. LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO REALLY MAKE MONEY. This is not a get rich quick scheme, there is no such thing. Lottery doesn't even count. This is more like a get wealthy quicker. Still with me?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:26:19 No.201516XXX
    >>201515516
    you know the secret!
    >>   02/26/10(Fri)07:26:49 No.201516XXX
    sell drugs
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:26:52 No.201516XXX
    >>201515667
    1. Money
    2: Money to buy whores
    3. A house
    4. A house where I can fuck those whores
    5. I want to be rememberd
    6. Profit!

    I have to offer:
    I speak 3 languages, High motherfucking IQ, I'm a tall assmotherfucker and lazy as shit
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:27:11 No.201516XXX
    my life dream is to be like you, now help me
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    my dream is to kill all niggers. how can i get rich doing this?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:27:23 No.201516XXX
    I want to work 20 hours a week maximum and be able to afford a 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment, 1-2 cars, utilities(internet too), a few grams of weed a week, and have spending money for food and a little partying. I have a little experience working in supermarkets and am good with computer repair and some coding.
    >> ­Anonymous­­ 02/26/10(Fri)07:27:41 No.201516XXX
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    Looks like crap.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)07:28:49 No.201516XXX
    Okay.

    Halfway through IT degree. Have 1337 skills and talent. (SRSLY) but no application. Get bored easily without tangible results and goals to work towards. Been computing for 25 years now, since I was in early primary school. First language was BASIC on C64.

    My interests lie in music.. Have 2 years conservatorium training on guitar but make elctro/house/trance now mainly.
    Have good social skills from working shitty jobs with the public for years.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)07:29:51 No.201516XXX
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    .>>201515318
    whatever,enjoy your fail life..
    I realise many people are beyond help,as they are just stuck in their own existence,scared of failure,scared of success,happy to live in limbo.
    I've been there,it fucking sucks.
    I was the most,negative,fucked up person you could imagine.
    I'm still a fucking sociopath,but a big circle of fake friends,changing who I am and being some fake-ass rich prick was not on my list,I have a small close circle of friends and business associates whom I get along with and trust.
    Fuck,I'm still on /b/,that should tell you something,I still go on it for fucking 6 hours a day.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)07:30:07 No.201516XXX
    >>201516076
    Yep. I agree.. the meth is talkin pretty loud, though Jimmy probably ahs some useful knowledge and skills. :D
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    dicks everywhere!
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:31:15 No.201516XXX
    The trick is to own assets. Stocks, bonds, mutual funds, own a business, real estate. Residential or commercial. My /b/rothers, this is something I am very passionate about. Here, read this book. You might have heard about it. It's called Rich Dad Poor Dad. Here's the link:
    http://nazirene.peopleofhonoronly.com/pdf/Money/Rich_Dad-Poor_Dad-By-Robert_T_Kiyosaki-Ebook-Self_He
    lp-Life_Skills-Finance.pdf
    It's a bit of a read 200+ pages, but it will teach you how the rich stay rich.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:33:27 No.201516XXX
    he hasn't told you faggots shit because you haven't told him shit. he can't just make assumptions abot you. retards.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:33:45 No.201517XXX
    >>201516543
    LOL ahhh /b/, my true home.
    (Home is where the heart is)

    Yeah.. I spend fucking most of my time here basically because I hate people and IRL bullshit. This place is just the kinda escapism that suits me well.
    >> Jimmy The Saint­­ 02/26/10(Fri)07:34:25 No.201517XXX
    HAHAHAHAH DISREGARD THIS THREAD I SUCK COCK
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:34:33 No.201517XXX
    Croydonfag here, OP needs to give us the 411.

    Also, the game.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:34:36 No.201517XXX
    Fuck I would rather wash the toilet in the dysentry ward at a food aid station in africa than have to spend my time around meth heads selling cut down crap...you are total fail o.p suck my cock please
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)07:34:50 No.201517XXX
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    >>201510373
    Yes,but the fact that it is full of rich pricks,poor fuckers deep in debt,fashion victims,greedy consumers,and rising prices means there is always money to be made.
    Fuck,I'm saying if getting out is your plan,do it,I'm gonna be living in Greece in a few years,but right now,I'm loving lOndon now that I'e figured out how to work it.
    Make your money here,then emigrate if you want.
    I've showed idiots with half a brain who were wiping their asses with banana leaves in the third world a few months ago,with no capital,how to run their shit,they are fucking living their dreams now.
    THEIR dreams,not MY dreams.
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:36:08 No.201517XXX
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    >>201516710
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:40:18 No.201517XXX
    Its been a fucking hour, and you have imparted zero fucking wisdom. Hurry the fuck up, I need to finish this fucking paper.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:40:40 No.201517XXX
    http://www.fucktube.com/video/32652/brunette-gives-a-blowjob-and-rides-the-dick
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:41:11 No.201518XXX
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    >>201516710
    I hope everyone is reading this.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:42:18 No.201518XXX
    >>201516183
    sounds like me, i speak three languages, i'm tall, and would love to open a whore house and count money all day

    problem is where i live, police keep shutting them down, too many tattletales in this city
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:43:39 No.201518XXX
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    >>201517907
    Who are you talking to?
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)07:47:32 No.201518XXX
    >>201516710
    Thanks for the link /b/ro. I actually read this book in 2001 I think, maybe 2002. I've FINALLY actualy started to get my finacial shit together seriously, have paid $1000 off my credit card, have $650 cash right next to me, have $800 in the bank right now. I stopped smokan weed and tobacco 6 months ago. That was the real step 1.

    I am looking to invest in some silver and gold in the near future. I have a little way before I can pay off my 2 credit cards, but slowly and surely getting there. After that, I'll spend what I am paying off them via autopayments on online banking, and putting into a saving/investment
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:47:53 No.201518XXX
    Im talking to the fucking OP, he hasn't said a single fucking thing about how he actually went about what he did to make my money, its like a fucking politician going in fucking circles.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)07:48:21 No.201518XXX
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    >>201516710
    Yes,its a good start point,it will begin with a fucking reading list,if anyone can't be bothered,tell me now.
    you will need to read at least a handful of books,to give you a base knowledge,exactly what books depends on your goals.
    The one good thing it tells you in Rich Dad,Poor Dad,is fucking forget what your dad says about 'saving every penny' fuck that shit,you're gonna save for a very short amount of time,then ou'll spend and save,but get your money to work for you first.
    fuck stocks,put a little into that,but it's still not secure enough,the key is 'fingers in lots of pies'.
    diversify.
    use everything you got.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:49:08 No.201518XXX
    >>201518321
    he's talking to OP, who has shared nothing of value despite his initial promise
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    >>201517172
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:52:41 No.201519XXX
    No shit, diversify, anyone that knows anything about business knows to diversify. This is bullshit. Just because you read a few fucking basic business texts doesn't mean you've figured out whats what. Ive been a business student for four years at a prestigious business school and I still havent figured out whats what. There is no fucking easy way to make a lot of money. You need some great fucking original ideas, a shit ton of luck, and a shit ton of fucking connections. Networking is king. This shit is all obvious, unless you have some legit insight, then this you're fucking useless.
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:53:21 No.201519XXX
    >>201518887
    Ok buddy, not to kick you or anything, but you might want to keep your language a little more professional if you want to let our /b/rothers know what needs to be done, you sound like you're on the right track with what you've been through in the past. Have you found a mentor? Find someone who really is rich and ask them what they did. Your right, not your mom or dad. ;) Remember, this is /b/, attention spans are a little low lol
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)07:53:33 No.201519XXX
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    >>201518779
    who the fuck is this?
    I'm the OP,the tripcode should be working now,wtf?
    This fucker keeps pretending to be me,has he hacked my tripcode?
    I have changed the password now.
    But yes,actually,part of it,is invest in gold,silver,platinum.
    But this isn't a fucking lesson on how to invest.
    thats just a part of it.
    The other is internet marketing,its fucking easy,anyone can do it.
    I'm not here to sell you on a plan,to say buy this book or that cd.
    In fact,don't ever buy a book,get it from your library.
    And I still smoke weed,you idiot.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)07:53:37 No.201519XXX
    >>201518887
    Okay, gimme ur reading list Jimmeh.
    I'm interested
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)07:57:17 No.201519XXX
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    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)07:59:20 No.201520XXX
    >>201519401
    Take it easy. Your right, there is not very much said here that is a step by step basis. I could walk you through a short sale and tell you exactly how to make 60k in 4 months off of one transaction but there are to many legal problems that go with that: what state you are in, documents, a good team of people, all of this takes time. I am simply trying to point people in the right direction so that they will ask more questions later. Like I've said before, I am very passionate about this, let me know if I can answer any questions. ;)
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)08:00:46 No.201520XXX
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    >>201516183
    Ok,cool,now we're talking,do you wanna use your hands,do something practical,some peeps like that,some like sitting back and using their head?
    I also want to know from everyone,if legal or borderline leagal is important.
    You wanna be a pimp? you can fuck your own whores in your own whorehouse.seriously.
    You speak 3 languages? If you have a decent haircut/suit,get a job as an interpreter.
    Multilingual staff are always needed,you can follow some rich businessman around for a year,
    or sit in a calll centre for a year or two.
    You can earn £30k ($50k+) a year doing that shit.
    Is working in an office or being a reserved professional wioth a little manners for a while OK,if it is a means to an end,or is it too stifling?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:01:54 No.201520XXX
    >>201520XXX
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)08:02:19 No.201520XXX
    >>201519515
    LOL, you are high as fuck aren't you, crackwhore...
    Look a little closer at the NOT SAME trips.
    >changed the password now
    LOL. no you haven't.
    Anyways, you are talking a little more useful info now. MOAR!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:03:13 No.201520XXX
    >>201520XXX

    tell me more about internet marketing, i have a degree in web development but cant really be arsed with it, how do you go about making money marketing online?
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)08:05:41 No.201521XXX
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    >>201520749
    Buy my ebook for a start..
    Let me know if you want a link
    >> DJ Dizzle 02/26/10(Fri)08:05:41 No.201521XXX
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    I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)08:06:06 No.201521XXX
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    >>201519401
    It doesn't need to be original,I have shown people how to make money doing the same shit other people are doing,and it's working for them.
    What's the difference you say?
    well,how old are you?
    how successful are you?
    what does success mean to you?
    I Am doing well,maybe thats the difference,I had no contacts,I have networked with some smart minds and successful people,but I did all this shit on my own,all I got from them was knowledge,and different viewpoints.I realised I was just making the same mistakes everyone else was making?
    If you know some shit,why aren't you there yet?
    I have read books and articles,now I WRITE books and articles,you understand?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:06:47 No.201521XXX
    did anyone else scroll through this post just to look at the fitness bitches?
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)08:06:50 No.201521XXX
    >>201521078
    Goodnight /b/ro. Thanks for being legit. I hope to see you again sometime mebbeh
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:07:38 No.201521XXX
    >>201520246
    Short selling is easy. Don't try and make it sound like rocket science. I was a broker here in South Florida for a few years and have become an investor. I'm cleaning up in one of the toughest markets in the US. Shit is pretty easy. Just need to have your capex in line.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:07:43 No.201521XXX
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    Alright, I'll give it a shot.

    Workdays: Every day of the fucking week I don't care! 6-8 hours time a day doesn't matter really matter if I have to go on longer. My sleeping habits are not consistent in anyway so take that into consideration.

    how much do I want to earn? Well, more than the 50£ I make right now.

    skills: I instantly grasp the concept of every game I play and became good at it?

    Good with computers, I build my own.

    Got a real ear for music. Worked in a musicshop for some time. Picked up a few things there, like how margins, shipping and ordering works.

    I have basic or a higher level of knowledge of how pretty much every common instrument works.

    Atm I'm working at a nightclub and I have been for almost a year soon. Still stuck at busboy, but you learn how everything in the club is done, except for the numbercrunching.

    I like to do anything where I can mindlessly zerg my work. Although sitting down infront of a computer or doing paperwork isn't really an issue either.

    I consider myself smarter than the average person.

    also, I'm a 21yo swefag.

    Currently have a whooping 165£ saved up.


    Need m0ar? Just ask.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)08:10:19 No.201521XXX
    >>201521129
    How to get past the guilt of 'ripping ppl off', charging $49 for something that you spew out on meth and stoned.. as .pdf format? Serious question.

    Also, would you like a free copy of my book too? I'll throw in some free bonuses even. ( >>201521076 ) <--- My ebook XD
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)08:11:14 No.201521XXX
    >>201521335
    capex? pls elaborate on this guy. thx.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:11:18 No.201521XXX
    >>201521129

    only thing you have learned is management speak there is absolutely nothing of value in any of your posts and the author of rich dad, poor dad is a joke.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:11:23 No.201521XXX
    >>201521349

    thats 500£ btw.


    From what I've been able to deduct from reading the thread is that I should save up and then go for it.

    Should I get any random job paying more than 500£ a month, save up as much as I can and then get back to you?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:12:00 No.201521XXX
    >>201521224
    The only thing worth anything so far in this thread.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)08:14:35 No.201522XXX
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    >>201519401
    And another thing,who the fuck said I read 'a few basic business texts?' I sat in the British Library in London,which has every book ever printed in London,and almost every half-successful books will have at least one release or version in English that had a publisher or release there.
    I spent over a year sitting there on my ass,stoned as hell,suffering from a mental breakdown,I had lost everything,Only whehn you lose everything,are you free to do anything.
    I read philosophy,self-help,business,martial arts,meditation,nutrition,Sports science,fiction,history,biographies.
    and then on the internet for hours.
    I read more in that year than anyone else I have ever met (except one)
    I went a bit mad,scribbling down all these ideas in a notebook,the ideas I don't use,I pass on to another person who it suits beter.
    Why?
    I am independently wealthy,I have what I want now,I work when I want or not at all,just feel sorry for poor fuckers chasing this dream that doesn't happen,because they don't even know what THEY WANT.
    >> 8tHMDerppk <= !8tHMDerppk 02/26/10(Fri)08:16:03 No.201522XXX
    asghasdh
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)08:17:10 No.201522XXX
    >>201521349
    You are me a decade ago. Man up, just fucking jump on the bar.. push in and alpha male those faggots on the bar. Flirt with the bitches.. You have to make the transition. TELL your manager you need to progress in your job. Your FBF pic is me to a tee. Only it's often like 8:30AM. I only go to bed so I can get some sleep before work in the afternoons
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:17:42 No.201522XXX
    how is making 30K pounds in london making good money? i'm looking at jobs there in the 70-80K range and i'm concerned that won't be enough to live comfortably.

    this is huge fail
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)08:19:27 No.201523XXX
    >>201522333
    You are a loudmouthed self obssessed crackwhore, full of hot air, and like the sound of your own voice. Have you even READ any other posts in here?

    You haven't even replied to me yet you cunt, even though I'm half taking the piss, I'm bumping your thread, and actually interested. NOW FUCKING DELIVAR.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)08:20:47 No.201523XXX
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    >>201516246
    Now we are talking /b/ro.
    Ok,you in the UK now?
    Where do want to settle?
    Not live now,but settle? anywhere in the world.
    The more expensive the area/country/city,the harder you're gonna have to work for that initial year or two.
    bUt hen it gets easy,bro.
    real fucking easy.
    like,easy,like you wouldn't even believe.
    I'm not talking about the fucking Wall Street/Boiler Room dream here,you're going to have to have a year or two to make sacrifices,or it won't work.
    London is too fucking expensive,if you let the money you are making go to your head and just wanna party from day one,forget it.
    London will break the hardest businessman if he tries to live hand-to-mouth.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:22:30 No.201523XXX
    sage
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:22:40 No.201523XXX
    this thread is full of fail
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)08:26:23 No.201524XXX
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    >>201522333
    So far: You've said... in a nutshell,

    1. READ LOTS OF MONEY/FINANCE/SELF HELP SHIT.
    2. SET CLEAR GOALS AND GO FOR THEM.
    3. ????
    4. PROFIT

    True really, but you have taken a whole fucken thread to get this far.

    Also, you're an obvious crackwhore.
    >I still smoke weed
    (And have a raging meth habit no doubt)

    Goddammit Jimmeh!
    TIME FOR SAGE
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:26:43 No.201524XXX
    >>201523219

    ...bracing for epic troll.
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)08:28:43 No.201524XXX
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    >>201523021
    because you want your cake and eat it,thats why.
    read every fucking post I have been putting up here,I have been saying time and time again,you need to fucking chill and watch your money for a year or two.
    How is it fail?
    what is your idea of comfortable?
    everyone has a different idea of what that is.
    I know fuckers who are on 70/80k a year,they still spend it,spunk it,drink it,eat it,they never get ahead,they get in debt.
    And if they lose their jobs,they are on the fucking breadline in a month or two,
    because they weren't on their shit form day one.
    They still have to get up in the morning,they still have debts,they are not 'liquid' they own little of real value,work hours they don't want to,I've visited their offices,they tell me how great their money and life is,and I see them stressed as fuck and having late meetings and shit.
    fuck jobs.
    they are good for a year or two,then you have to be your own boss,
    unless you are just obsessed with status and being a 'big-shot'.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:33:30 No.201524XXX
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    >>201509438
    >> Jimmy The Saint !yJY.RO8Dx2 02/26/10(Fri)08:37:51 No.201525XXX
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    >>201524367
    >read every fucking post I have been putting up here
    Pic related.

    Can we have some moar info on logistics of internet marketing plx?
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)08:41:42 No.201526XXX
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    .>>201521349
    Ok nice one.
    Bars/pubs/nightclubs/coffee shops,etc etc
    too fucking risky IMO,that's usually better if ou have a few partners involved and less to lose,don't pin everything on that,but if that appeals to you,you invest a share,or get other investors,and pool your money and run it for a year at best,or share responsibilities with other investors/owners.
    The guy at the top,from knowing various bar-owners,is often left holding on to it for 10 years or so,before he can actually retire from it.
    More than half of these kind of hospitality businesses fold in the first year.
    If you like computers,internet marketing/writing online articles,link sharing,could be up your street.
    It's a no-brainer,there are hundreds of free articles on this.
    whatever you know about computers,set up on online helpdesk,put up banners,ads.links,write articles,offer to troubleshoot online,etc.
    you can set up lots of free blogs like this,learn to cross-promote/network.
    It's all simple,someone has a blog? email them and say 'write about this shit',or 'link to this shit/mention my blog',and I'll do the same for you.
    you get out what you put in.
    The key is find something you enjoy doing,the money will come later.
    Read this-
    The
    http://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Paper-Entrepreneur-Mike-Michalowicz/dp/0981808204/ref=pd_sim_b_5
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)08:47:33 No.201526XXX
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    >>201521883
    you're gonna learn to live simply and work quite hard(ish) for a year or two,then easy street.
    You don't save it all,you save some,invest some,save a littl,re-invest some of the profits.
    For that first year,any spare cash or profits is not to be treated as spending money,
    its capital,its investment money.
    And no,you want to ideally earn £2,000 a month to make it work with a good chance.
    You put some into starting up sidelines,businesses,that can run easily while you also work a full or part time job,you invest some in the usual shit,gold/silver/stocks/shares/property,a few gambles here and there.
    The rest is backup money to keep your businesses afloat.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)08:49:20 No.201527XXX
    OP, stop with your fucking tl;drness and just fucking post your guide already
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)08:51:38 No.201527XXX
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    >>201526144
    The book tells you how to write a business plan on 3 pieces of paper.
    Thats it.
    not a huge document to dazzle some investor into giving you a loan,just common sense shit.
    People say I'm not delivering,but what do you want? what I did? or what I have got other people doing? and the other ideas I have tried in the past,what I am doing now? or how tofind something for you? what works for me,may not work for you,but tell me what you want and I will help.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)09:03:11 No.201528XXX
    >>201527494
    >what do you want? what I did? or what I have got other people doing? and the other ideas I have tried in the past,what I am doing now? or how tofind something for you?

    THIS, is that not obvious?
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)09:04:31 No.201529XXX
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    >>201526144
    also internet cafes,I see them fucking everywhere,and they keep popping up and they keep going and going and guys I know doing this are fucking rolling in it,
    they don't even do shit anymore,
    and let me tell you-
    fucking ANYONE can do this shit.
    Use whatever you have-you're good with computers?
    You set up a home business,you do the internet marketing/troubleshoot shit,you do reviews of new tech,with links to shops that sell it,they pay you for referrals,get it?
    'what if people don't come to my site?'
    who says you have to have one page or site up?
    you could have HUNDREDS of free blogs,you offer website design,formatting help,backup,data storage.
    If you actually have capital to invest,even better,you can buy a proven business from someone who doesn't need to fucking work anymore,you have an internet cafe,you offer fax/copy/web design/troubleshoot/you buy and sell pc parts,you can strip down pcs nad pc parts bought in bulk on ebay,you set up an online shop selling built PC's,or offering to build them or help someone design them,you sell tea and coffee.
    You can do an IT course,or a cellphone/mobile repair course,have an online repair business,they post it,you repair it and send it back,or they can bring it into the shop.
    This was actually a successful sideline I set up (the 'post your phone' idea) once a business is successful,you can reinvest,branch out,get someone else to run it and cream the profits,or SELL it.
    An actual proven business sells for a lot more than an empty shop space.
    One thing I learned is to make money,you first have to give some shit away for free,not everyhting,just some things,to get noticed.
    Wikipedia is a free online encyclopedia ran by like 6 guys,so why is the founder now a fucking millionaire?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)09:09:28 No.201529XXX
    http://www.toiletpaperentrepreneur.com/home/index.php

    thx OP. Will actually look into this one a little. Only real useful thin you've said so far.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)09:11:38 No.201530XXX
    >>201529146
    This post is not bad. Gettin more focused and specific here OP, giving concrete examples.

    Got any links to some useful pdfs to read?
    >> Jimmy The Saint !PvHEudHNso 02/26/10(Fri)09:19:20 No.201530XXX
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    >>201528985
    ok,for me,these were the ones I actually did-
    1) sounds corny,nut a healthy body is a healthy mind,you don't have to be a bro,just get off your ass,for this year or two,you'll need energy and stamina.Eat right,take vitamins.
    2) First I worked in corporate security for a year,put in overtime.this is one of the highest paying jobs that require no skill,intelligence or physical work,and is easy as fuck.
    working 4 days a week netted me £400 per week after tax/deductions (£500+ before) I put in some overtime at first,pushing it to £600 p/week.
    Thats equivalent to £30k+ a year.thats just a stepping stone.
    On the night shift,you will find maybe 6/7 hours out of the day where you have free time and can pretty much do what you want,some guys take turns getting sleep,watching tv,reading crappy novels,chatting shit,etc. let it be known from day one you have plans and need to work on them,so as not to alienate them.
    2) No comforts,no luxuries,just a laptop.I made packed lunches,went out on the town maybe once a month,bought secondhand clothes,quit smoking cigarettes,just smoked a little weed in a vaporiser.you name it.
    3) I did my online marketing thing at work,so I'm getting paid while I get paid,I'm shit with computers,I didn't understand all this shit at first,but 6/7 hours is a lot of free time to tap away and set up web pages/links/network/read more,etc. these are the sacrifices I talk of.
    >> ­ 02/26/10(Fri)09:20:02 No.201531XXX
    1. Time travel back to 2005
    2. Obtain £250k
    3. Buy a house in Dubai
    4. Do something else for 4 years
    5. Sell your house for about £1.3m and bail out of Dubai
    6. Invest in gold, gems and stuff as the downward spiral hits
    7. Sell your gold 2 months ago
    8. You could have been rich
    9. Find something else to do
    >> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)09:25:32 No.201531XXX
    >>201530991
    Thanks mang, these actual examples and stuff are gettin my mind stimulated right now.



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