This is relevant to your interest

This is relevant to my interest

I'd buy this were it real and I had money.

But obviously I don't have money or I wouldn't want to buy it.

get a job fags

do not buy milk as it spoils easy -- it is possible to live on sammiches and hotdogs for a while.

1.Get free bread from restuarant.
2. Go to 7-11.
3. Fill cup with chili.
4.??????????
5.PROFIT!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp9Jb13QVnE
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live with your parents

Rice and beans. Add salsa. It's food! For like a week! For like $3! And it's healthy!

does this mean coupon time? O.o

kill a relative
receive money
???
profit

Eat beans, rice, peanut butter and jelly.
Steal Internet from the neighbor.
Get the cable shut off and watch Hulu.
Grow your own herb.

In New York City women will pay for meals in return for sex.

>>201412803
>>201412679

sell all of your CP

you only need to eat once a day.

drink shit tonnes of water.

jobs are for people who work.

Live off of rice, beans and tortillas. Buy in bulk.

eat your shit

that way you never have to buy food

Shop at Costco. Buy in bulk.

Re-use jars as glasses.

At places where they are open 24 hours/day but have a soup of the day, they throw it out at midnight. You can usually get yourself a free bowl.

>>201413466

Don't smoke herb, get a real job, earn money! Pay for cable, use it as HD background noise while watching hulu on new laptop! Yay!

Itt: Virgins

Work in a grocery store with high employee discount.

>>201414039

Ya that works until your whore wife leaves you and takes 1/2 your income.

YOU STILL NEED TO PAY THE RENT FAGGOT

Need a bit of cash quick to get some food to hold you over?

You can donate your plasma (this works for either gender) up to twice a week for roughly $40. You do have to be HIV and hepatitis free. They will question you on your health history to make sure you are fit to donate.

Note: if you have been vaccinated for Hep B, you can make around $60 per donation.

use tissues off public restrooms
free water from rain/rivers
free movie viewing, from video stores
free audio listening from audio stores
free condiments from restaurants and fastfoods

>>201414301
true story

Rent a really cheap house with as many other people as possible.

just start sucking dick... u are dremz will cum tru!

>>201414754

Hell yes it is. Why do you think I'm eating rice, beans, pb&j and smoking homegrown?

At $0.17 American, Ramen noodles are the fucking shit. Hard cheese also keeps for a while. Stick to the things that you can make easily (ask college students w/o meal plan).

Always check the discount rack at grocery stores for about to expire shit. Expiration date is considered based off of worst possible conditions. (ie, putting hot dogs right next to the light bulb in fridge) Almost anything lasts forever if you freeze it.

In Ausfalia you can get a can of tomatoes and a packet of pasta for about $2 all up. Combine these to make 3 big, palatable, healthy meals or 4 small meals. Complex carbs, protein, some minerals and vitamins. You can get interesting tomato varieties too, like with added herbs+onion or Moroccan spices. You could add $1 worth of frozen veggies too to improve fibre/vitamin/mineral content.

Take walks.

>>201414058
>>201414058
>>201414058
>>201414058

This. good luck getting a girl talking to you whilst your stealing bread and putting gas station chili on it. Women do not eat this, they eat fancy food.

Also, good luck living a long life.. you need multiple servings of fruits, vegetables, dairy and grains a day...

This is relevent to they're interest.

Wait until you are 23 to go to college. You will no longer be considered a dependent of your parents and their income won't affect your eligibility for federal grants. i.e. you will get school paid for by the gov.

make sure your shits done up right and you got you know how to spit mad game otherwise you are going to get the bone

/thread

'taste' food/snacks off your 'friends'

>>201414856
sociopaths don't wanna live with a lot of people

>>201413466

THIS.

Rice, beans, and a multivitamin. Iron supplements every few days. You'll live forever.

/medfag

1. If you want clothes, go to a thrift store. They got plenty of clothes for sale for cheap. Some the best well known thrift stores are Goodwill and the Salvation Army.
2. Dollar Stores: These days they have everything you can get in a grocery store but a lot cheaper.

>>201415659
then steal fruit fagget!

Be born with Asperger's
Get money from the government for your "disability".

Wanna dessert? Go to a candy store, fill up the bag, then eat it in the store. Then just leave.

Also you can just eat food in the grocery store while you're there.

smoke weed. it makes your crappy life tolerable

get rid of your computer since it takes in electricity, time, and energy.

steal small, but necessary things when possible.

>>201416549
Do heroin, squalor becomes your lifestyle you will blend in

>>201415659

When you buy meats that are near their marked expiration (and not really close to expiration at all) you have money to buy nice things. Bananas are cheap as fuck, so are potatoes. And "fancy" things are generally the items that get discontinued because no one buys them and get put on a discontinued rack for far below their real market value. Spit nigga, I work at a grocery store. I know these things.

Guide to the cheap life:
FLY HIGH.
NO LIE.
YOU KNOW THIS.

A JEW THREAD? GTFO KIKES, WE DONT LIKE YOUR KIND AROUND HERE.

>>201416402

You can't claim disability for aspergers

Quit lurking around /b/
Adjust to social norms
Become productive
Have better quality of life

>>201414301

Didn't say get a wife. Then she'd want to watch something else on cable and bitch about hulu on lappy. Duh.

if your canadian go to zellars bring your own zellars bags fill them up walk out say you already paid (cashiers dont give a shit) walk out no alarms on the food or cheaper items

>>201415659
>>201415659
ummmmm cheap multivitamins are fine if you are really worried about that.

>>201417288

ALSO STAY FLOSSY

i ate my beans & rice... now i want a pbj dammit

I lived off this stuff for the longest time. So cheap.

EVERONE POSTING ON THIS THREAD IS A DIRTY JEW

YOU MONEY GRABBING BASTARDS DID WTC!!!

Dont pay for internet.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=11160888

I am the leader of ANON!!!!

>>201417288
>>201417482

I DO stay fly nigger.
No lie.
You know this.

Steal from walmart, its easy and they are everywhere. Start selling drugs, make friends with a bunch of stoners, get them to let you crash at there house for as long as possible. When they finally kick you out move to the next one. When they all get tired of you and tell you to fuck off use your intimate knowledge of their daily schedule and the layout of their houses to rob them blind.

>>201418139
>>201417918
>>201417309
shut up

protip:
FUCKING STOP SMOKING, IDIOT

<----- this

Masturbate into the same tube sock for a month before you waste precious resources laundering it.

USE CAPS LOCK DOWN IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU SCREAM AT PEOPLE UNNECESSARILY THEY THINK YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL.

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? THAT IS GREAT!!! REALLY? GOOD TO HEAR THAT!!!

ME? I AM WELL!!! NEVER BETTER!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!!

ITT: Anons seeking to live as jewishly as possible.

>>201417309
>>201417309
>>201417309
>>201417309
>>201417918
>>201417918
>>201417918
lol retards think jews are the cheapest people. indians (the dot kind) make jews look like money squandering niggers.

>>201418681
step 2: become rich

So far...

Food:
1.Rice and beans. Add salsa. It's food! For like a week! For like $3! And it's healthy!
2.Ramen Noodles!
3.Check the discount rack at grocery stores for near expiration products.
4.Shop at Cosco and but in bulk
5.Reuse jars as glasses
6.At places where they are open 24 hours/day but have a soup of the day, they throw it out at midnight. You can usually get yourself a free bowl.

Quick Cash:

1. You can donate your plasma (this works for either gender) up to twice a week for roughly $40. You do have to be HIV and hepatitis free. They will question you on your health history to make sure you are fit to donate. Note: if you have been vaccinated for Hep B, you can make around $60 per donation.

Entertainment:
1. Cancel Cable and use Broadcast Television and Hulu via internet.

General Shopping:

1. If you want clothes, go to a thrift store. They got plenty of clothes for sale for cheap. Some the best well known thrift stores are Goodwill and the Salvation Army.
2. Dollar Stores: These days they have everything you can get in a grocery store but a lot cheaper.

GATOR BOOTS WITH THE PIMPED OUT GUCCI SUITS

>>201418815
itt: a guy obsessed with jews

>>201414995
>>201418604
ramen
ramen
ramen
ramen
ramen
ramen
ramen
ramen
ramen
ramen
ramen
ramen

you can work min wage 20hrs/wk and be a rich motherfucker with this shit!!!!!

>>201418832

You mean hindu.

>>201418283

The /b/ game is like the crack game.
Lifestyles of the rich and famous living in fast lane.

>>201418956
I love you

>>201418944
>You do have to be HIV and hepatitis free
Wat?

potato and leek soup

shit is sooo cheap to make massive pots of it and you can live of a big pot for days

you can get about 3 big bowls of it for 50p

Refill ketchup bottles at McDicks.

>>201418832
bullshit, jews are the CHEAPEST people ever. I dont know much about indians, but whenever a tab for a bill comes up, they never ever offer to pay even a little bit.

spend all money on weed, live in parents house, when not with friends go on computer:D the end.

>>201415868
>make sure your shits done up right and you got you know how to spit mad game otherwise you are going to get the bone
wat

Work in a kitchen
Free food
sell "extra food" out back door
profit

How to live of the cheap food w/o ruining your immune/digestive system.
The Elites crash the economy to force early death thru malnutritiion.-Meanwhile theyre getting Million dollar bonuses.

Btw: breadsticks from Little Ceasars are cheap.

-Grow veggies out in the yard
-sell some by the side of the road!
-eat.

- PROFIT!!

>>201417288
>>201417482
>>201418283
>>201419390

FOREIGN RIDES. OUTSIDE. IT'S LIKE SHOWBIZ.

Walk out of apartment at noon. Go to rich part of the city around lunch time when the buisness men/women (rich) are out wasting time before they have to go back to work. get out a ace hardware bucket and drumsticks and go to town, with a sign next to you that says "I SUCK AT THIS". For some reason they love that shit and will give you money. I sat out there for 6 hours once in the summer and got like 30 bucks for just being an akward jackoff lol

>>201420509

STAY FLOSSY /b/ROS AND YOU JUST MIGHT GET TO BANG JESSE ONE DAY

>>201418283
>>201418283
>>201418283

BALLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'

>>201418956
>>201418956
>>201418956


AINT GOT NO JOB BUT I STAY SHARP

Find fat chick on dating site. Move in with her. I've been playing video games and smoking pot every day for a year and a half.

BEST FUCKING DESSERT. $2 for each pie.

Impossible Pie

4 eggs
1 cup white sugar
2 tsp. vanilla
2 cups milk
1/2 cup flour
1/2 cup butter

Blend ingredients, pour into large pie plate. Bake at 350 for 1 hour until center is firm.

steal tp from public restrooms

>>201419159
yeah that's the kind. 711 type you know? the worst. i don't know why people always think of jews before these guys.

>>201413483
>>In New York City women will pay for meals in return for sex.

Wut? Is dat really true?

>>201420851

GOT A QUARTER TANK OF GAS, IN MY NEW E-CLASS

/helpingpoorfucks

Get noodles, cheese, cream of mushroom soup and tuna.
Cook the noodles, drain, add soup, a small amount of water, cheese and tuna. Eat a lot of yummy filling tuna noodle stuff!

But that's alright cause I'm gon' ride, got everything in my moma's name but I'm hood rich da dada dada da

>>201421235
>>201421235

LR2 LYRICS

CANT PAY MY RENT CAUSE ALL MY MONEYS SPENT

google adsense account, get friends to click on ads on your page or go to public library and do it yourself.
ride a bike instead of driving, or convert car for waste oil and get free fuel from restaurants.

also uber protip: if your credits good, you can get a credit card with no fees. so if you buy everything on the card, and pay all your bills on time, you don't pay any extra. but, since you don't pay until the end of the month, your money earns interest in a bank account. basically, earn interest on money you already spent.

>>201420032
>>201420032
>>201420032
>>201420032
if you ever meet a hindu...you will be amazed then.

>>201413483
Lol yes, i am working on this right now. Trying to find one with an xbox

>>201418944
Changed the list:

List of Cheap Food:
1. Rice and beans. (Add salsa. It's food! For like a week! For like $3! And it's healthy!)
2. Ramen Noodles
3. Peanut Butter
4. Water
5. Tortillas
6. Multivitamins
7. Iron Supplements

General:
1.At places where they are open 24 hours/day but have a soup of the day, they throw it out at midnight. You can usually get yourself a free bowl.
2.Check the discount rack at grocery stores for near expiration products.
3.Shop at Cosco and but in bulk
4.Reuse jars as glasses

Quick Cash:

1. You can donate your plasma (this works for either gender) up to twice a week for roughly $40. You do have to be HIV and hepatitis free. They will question you on your health history to make sure you are fit to donate. Note: if you have been vaccinated for Hep B, you can make around $60 per donation.
2.Walk out of apartment at noon. Go to rich part of the city around lunch time when the buisness men/women (rich) are out wasting time before they have to go back to work. get out a ace hardware bucket and drumsticks and go to town, with a sign next to you that says "I SUCK AT THIS". For some reason they love that shit and will give you money.

Entertainment:
1. Cancel Cable and use Broadcast Television and Hulu via internet.

General Shopping:
1. If you want clothes, go to a thrift store. They got plenty of clothes for sale for cheap. Some the best well known thrift stores are Goodwill and the Salvation Army.
2. Dollar Stores: These days they have everything you can get in a grocery store but a lot cheaper.

collegefag here, no meal plan

#1 rule: DON'T EAT OUT
If you smoke/drink, quit or cut back. I've been cutting back on my cigarette consumption, saves a shitload of money.

If you can find a food co-op or food not bombs meeting, go - free bread = win.
Buy in bulk
Ramen, Ramen, Ramen
pasta and rice are also your friends
Buy generic brand of everything
Stay away from breakfast cereals, snack foods (candy, cookies, potato chips), and perishable items

try to find frozen fish/chicken fillets for cheap; I see them often on sale 2 for 1 - get protein, supplement pasta/rice, etc. etc.

Sandwiches are good, but don't make them your go to meal, they're too expensive.

When you shop, make sure you go on a full stomach, otherwise you'll end up getting all kinds of shit you don't need but sounded good at the time.

>>201416057
Come to think of it, I'm Puerto Rican, My great grandmother is still alive, and all Ricans eat is Rice beans and parkchops.

what are all these gay ass recipes doing here. this is a college thread, not an actual poor thread at all.

costco, or buy pitas in bulk with 5 lb chunk mozzarella and pepperoni and eat pizza for a week

>>201422053

lol peanut butter is not cheap at all.

grow your own weed

Try to eat at least half of you food as fresh veggies.
ur body starts attacking cooked food as foreign to your system if you eat more than 50% cooked.
Between the EMF and shitty food most of you will be dead soon enough. -Just like they planned.

Eat nothing but Ramen and take a multivitamin every day. You will have shit tons of extra cash.

Plus if you are fat you will lose a ton of weight, but your blood pressure will not do so well.

Go to fast food restaurants and when people have their food handed to them between the window and their car door run through and grab it and keep running in a way the car can't follow you.
Protip: only do this on big orders and you shouldn't make a pattern of it

>>201421855
>>201421855
>>201421855

GOT EVERYTHING IN MY MOMMAS NAME BUT IM HOOD RICH DA DADA DADA DAA

>>201422356
not fair, babies @ 13

hell

squat

>>201414301
not if you squat

>>201422053
The list is updated, but it's already too long to post here.

I'll put it up on pastebin. ASAP

>>201420567
30 dollars for 6 hours....

Find the Freecycle or equivalent email list in your area.

Go t6o coupons.com and print out legit coupons. Look for sales on cheap shit and use coupons on them.

>>201423472
Honestly that's a good fucking point. I seriously never thought of that.

>>201424405
That's only a little under minimum wage.

I would know. 5 hours for me is only 35 bucks.

cannibalism food and profit people have money and don't need money after eatin

>>201425167
That's just sad

>>201424585
i live off freecycle (for personal use, furniture, tv vcr etc) and craigslist/ebay. i hit the thrift stores, and resell with profit. its not easy, and its not an easy buck, but after a while you start to get a clear picture of what sells and what doesnt. i make about an extra 100 a month and that goes towards the food bill.

what do when need metal washer, not enough money for washer?

drill hole in penny
cheapest washer on planet

danks

>>201424367
The list is now at http://pastebin.com/NWW7vTff

Edit as you like!

I lived for about 2 years on ramen, peanut butter, tortillas, and cheese. The best fucking health of my life.

Keep some spices around and some sugar - free:
salt, pepper, honey, sugar, creamer, soy sauce, etc, etc, etc. at fast food joints.

Try mixing shit with peanut butter, you'd be surprised what you can come up with.

Go to a different church each weekend for a month in dirty ripped clothes and be sure to be stinky. They will each drop off boxes of food to your house trying to get you to come back.

Print coupons. >make? coupons?

LOOK around in parking lots. People lose money all the time. When I was poor and actually looked around, I would find $30-40 a month.

Fuck, there are tons of things to do.

>>201424821
>>201425167

I've done this before. If you are a musician previously, you can do better and make quite a bit more money. I averaged about $10-$15 an hour by the beach last summer.

kidnap woman, drill hole in head, fill with anti-freeze, use woman as zombie slave

Buy second hand books, Good Will, Salvation Army, Value Village.
If you're too lazy to pay, it's so easy to steal at thrift stores.

If you need to get work done, take a good large dose of Adderall/Ritalin/Focalin/Vyvanse (or meth if youre not a pussy), it helps you focus, and gives you the ambition and energy to clean/upgrade/remodel your house, find a job, or be social. It also helps you by repressing you hunger, making you spend less on food, or help you lose weight. Most people can get it, and you can get it for 1$ for 10mg (Try 40-50mg first time), and it lasts for around 8-12 hours, and you can probably get it easily from a doctor if you want. It gives you a super boost!

>>201414648

Free food from food stores
Free porn from porn stores
Free clothes from clothes stores

>>201422053
I second the cable thing. I have no TV. I download all the movies I want to watch , and pay $12 a month for NetFlix (can do OnDemand if you have a PC , PS3 or XBOX hooked up to the TV or just watch it on your computer). I eat beans , rice , ramen , mac and cheese , sour dough bread(It lasts longer than regular shitty bread) and a ton of spaghetti(you can make cheap sauce with crappy ground beef added to a can of generic jar/can sauce). I ride a motorcycle and fix it myself (50MPG easy) . I buy durable and cheap clothes(dickies , regular t-shirts) I drink cheap beer , and if I am going out with friends I pre-game a ton. If I am going some place close I always skateboard there. I troll the grocery for cheap sale items. Shut off your lights when you are not using them. Dont use an AC .

>>201425896
I do this every few sundays. make about twenty bucks in an hour or two

go to peoples garbage and take all the metal and scrap it for money

>>201427214
250cc bike here ... 68mpg, $130/year insurance full coverage.

buy things for people in exchange for stolen merchandise.

liquidate the merchandise to outlets that will USE it and not sell it.

Do not major in sociology, art history, women's studies, or political science.

- ride your bike?

Go to construction sites and look in the dumpsters for any metal scrap. Take to scrapyard and sell it.

If you find any copper tubes, fill with sand and seal off ends with duct tape. Heavier copper = more money.

poly sci.. shit!

eat sunflower seeds at home instead of raiding the fridge. helps keep hunger low and they're fuckin CHEAP

steal shit you need unless you are a slave to morality

post ad in paper:
will run errands while you are at work
$5, $10, $20 per hour
rich people got more money than time
$40 to pick up the groceries? ok.

>>201428881
don't do this its an addiction

Fight in underground fighting curcuits, you can make a weeks wage in a few minutes.

You don't have to win, you don't even have to be good. You probably all got beat up in high school anyway so you're used to it.

Eat potatoes (3 dollars will last you all week but you need to have a microwave of course)
Ride bike
Bum laundry money at the laundry mat (or ask to split a load with someone else)
get rid or internet and cable and phone
if you can't live without /b/ find a neighbor that has wep encryption and break it, or a neighbor with no security.

there you have it OP

>>201429187
seconded

>>201429187
true but a shit ton cheaper than a cigarette addiction

>>201428881
cessation tip:
hungry for chips? put small amount of salt into palm and lick it
hungry for sweets? put small amount of sugar into palm and lick it

>>201429104
Yeah you'd be lucky to get 2 hours of work for the 200 dollar ad you just placed that NO ONE will read because newspapers are obsolete

>>201429833
the point of eating sunflower seeds isn't to eat something salty, it's to pass time et keep your hunger away

>>201430046
not obsolete for rich old people who have lots of money and no energy. handyman type ads are cheap and sometimes free.

grab purse

RUNNNNN

ITT: we're all be dead in 10 years

church ministries donate to the community all the fucking time.

find a church subsidized food donation program.

resell or distribute it if you want.

get your friends to go there.

start a restaurant off of donated food.

take your food stamps. (which most of you white bread motherfuckers probably qualify for.) do something with them.

okay first things first. for internet. most libraries have public access computers, and usually wifi. (in america at least). some towns also have free wifi and several coffee shops/mcdonalds do as well

step two eating. food pantrys are a godsend. lol
also gas station hot dog grilles. when there are no other customers in store offer the clerk pirated movies/music on a regular basis for hot dogs. (i do this currently) dollar store pasta and sauce, pasta is usually $1 dollar per pound and sauce for a pound of pasta is roughly $2.

for living accomodations. boarding rooms are the shit. $60 a week with free electricity and usually heat and cable too. if this is not an option (no cash at all) offer to be a live in maid for room and board. treat your host with respect and do a damn good job keeping his place clean. another option is called couch surfing. look it up. its nice.

>>201426197
that actually never worked
btw it was sulfuric acid

>>201430917
barely over 2. 2012.

befriend niggers

easy game

buy ramen noodles and koolaid from costco

boxed pasta can be cooked with canned soup for more flavor. $2 to feed 3 people.

you can make your own lsd simply my mixing ammonia with bleach. be careful though, just a few ounces will fuck you up.

>>201429104
use craiglist instead of wasting money on ads like a dumbass

a 2 liter of pepsi is anywhere from 1.25 to 1.58 normally. a 2 liter of off-brand cola is 78 cents.

>>201431191
>>201431191
no money for house? squat!

>>201431357
snort kook-aid, half-cooked warm ramen fleshlight

>>201414856 Sociopathy and social anxiety/inadequacy are two completely different things.

>>201414648

lolwut?

free movies in video stores? free music in audio stores? you're doing it wrong faggot.

Work on your body, learn to scale walls with no real trouble. Rob houses, rich neighborhoods. Steal food, money, clothes. (Make sure the clothes are generic/unrecognizable.) Live off the land when you can. Learn to hunt and fish. Go to the library for your internet connection if you sorely need it.

>>201431738
Goddamn it making people kill themselves is not funny!!

befriend a homeless guy
he'll show you the ropes

>>201431873
where?

if weather is permitting and you are open to it, live in the woods. you can shower at a gym.

I have found that some good and cheap eats invlove
Beans and rice.
I like to get some cheap hamburger meat, cook in pan, add baked beans. Its win and can feed 4 people for like $10.
Storebrand EVERYTHING (unless sale on something is better)
Buy in bulk, cook in bulk, freeze leftovers.
Reuse plastic bags, and containers for storage.
Vacuum seal leftovers THEN freeze for drop in boiling water meals (most foods)
If you want to be "THAT guy" hang out at friends houses around meal times
Also "seeding" the idea to eat a particular food or eat out indirectly, then say you don't have the cash
Potatoes are good and cheap and filling

>>201432868
that abandoned building down the road. or if you are in nyc, head to the lower east side. they wont let you in c squat but maybe they can tell you somewhere you can go.

kidnap pets. setup a drop. profit.

>>201431758
no wasting money, usually cheap or free ads. people who pay for this type of service are afraid of scary computers. they have one that they play solitaire on. they like to read the paper and do the crosswords and read dear abbey. they also like to brag about the workers they found if they're good. i work around people who pay on average of $4k per month in rent, i know what they do, i see their circled papers.

>>201415829

But how long will it take to repay this federal grant?

If you have a car, live in it. Seriously. Shower at a gym, have a PO box, and a cellphone. If you have a larger car and can fit a matress in it, it's like having an apartment for a tenth the cost.

>>201431191
wait you offer pirated movies for hotdogs?
That means you're spending money on internet and cd's, it'd be cheaper to just buy them

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

>>201434121
where do you park it though?

<---LEARN TO DOWNSIZE

someone compile this shit into an article on ed. plox

get hit by a car backing out of parking space
ouch
oh, the grief, the pain, the suffering

kidnap pets. sell them to a chinese restaurant. profit.

craigslist- get shit for cheap or free

when you cant do it or find it yourself, ask friends or /b/ros. anyone have this set, been looking for weeks, thanks in advance

>>201433772

it's actually not that bad. You scoop a pet, feed it crackers or something cheap after a couple of days once it starts complaining. You get a companion for a week, and reward money later.

once the signs go up. call and say you've seen say, a grey and white cat coming to your backstep.. then call back 2 days later.. maybe 3... and say you've got it in your bathroom. praise it for being such a friendly animal.. offer address.. collect thanks and money.

never felt bad about it.

>>201434121
i like this idea free internet to get mini laptop and car charger park where the internet goes on

>>201434248
actually the guy at my store has a 2gb flash drive for his community college classes and i bring my lappy with me (drag and drop) for internet my town has public wifi on main street (unwired village project)

>>201435408
don't forget to then re-post on craigslist for profit

peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, when you get tired of that, or for breakfast, peanut butter toast, or jelly toast

to save money on toilet paper, wipe your ass w/ your hand then use a small amount of TP to wipe your hand, make sure you wash afterward.

>>201419159
Not necessarily. I have a friend, he is hindu, but he is a Mexican. Living in Mexico, no Mex-AM.

>>201436083
i thought i was the only one who did this

Places like whole foods dump out most of their bread and produce at the end of the day, try to find unlocked dumpsters, it's good food and it's free.

Also, Jimmy Johns will sell you cheap day old bread, it's not the best but it'll keep your energy up.

Beer is always first priority, so buy often and buy a lot.

soak/drain grains for 2 days. grind and eat.