PARK IN DRIVEWAY

DRIVE ON PARKWAY

>>201289455

wtf blew my mind

my post is actually pretty fucked up

MIND BLOWN

smeg

If pincciho say "i nose will grow now"
what do?

whoa man..

>>201289838

Well, it would obviously grow, since you can't just will a nose to grow. But then it would go back down afterwards because he was telling the truth :)

rhode island is niether a road nor an island

nose run
feet smell

Wal-mart does not sell walls.

>>201290984
>>201290984

lol'd

>>201289979

Except you cannot rationally decide to become irrational. Try to give an example.

If numbers follow the trend: (BI)llion, (TRI)llion
and the amount of wheels on a bike follows this trend: (UNI)cycle), (BI)cycle, (TRI)cycle
Surely twins should be called Biplets?

>>201291340

> Implying a single child should be called a uniplet

>>201291224

lacking usual or normal mental clarity or coherence

rationally decide to browse /b/

Uniplet lol

> i lurk on /b/

MINDFUCK

>>201291340
my brain!

the sentence below is false

the sentence above is true

>>201292022
>>201292022

my head asplode

>>201291340
Germanic origin number, not Latin. Lrn2Etymology

>>201290577
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>>201290577

:o

>>201292261
bring ambalamps.

>>201292239
FUCK!

I fucked a dog in the ass yesterday.

DAMMIT IM MAD

backwards is

DAMMIT IM MAD

>>201291340

Old English ftw:

Middle English, from Old English twinn, meaning twofold

>>201290577
win.

I fucked a dog in the ass yesterday.

>>201292239
gtfo with your meta-language

>>201293291

cept its spelt damnit.

>>201289642

HOW did you do that?

if this post ends in triple x's this post doesn't end in triple x's

>>201293409
its the absence of a meta language that is the problem

park on driveway
drive on parkway

>>201293650
nah that doesn't work because you stating it does not make it valid =/

Here's the nose paradox.

>>201293291
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>>201293291

mind = blown

racecar is racecar backwards

>>201293971
Thanks for pointing that out, i really needed someone to do that.

":/"

>>201294009
This is not a paradox. In order to make the situation valid, his nose will grow when he tells the truth as well, as the rules of his nose state no rules concerning the length of his nose when he is truthful, only that it will grow when he lies.

>>201291340

what the fuck?

no..

LRN2ZENONSPARADOX

Early bird gets worm.
Early worm gets eaten by bird.

>>201293291
Dammit I'm Mad – a poem by Demetri Martin.
The entire poem is a palindrome.

squeeze thumb as hard as possible..

..no gag reflex.

>>201293291

Its called Palindromic expression. Here is one more:

MADAM IM ADAM

Also in biology, a sequence called Palindromic sequence where an enzyme called restriction endonucleases recognize and cut in a DNA. These are equivalent to immune system in Bacteria

The Moar You Know.

>>201295532
zenon was a retard

>>201294751

then there's this guy

>>201295856
That's excellent, thank you anon.

I am in need of something which can only be had by not being in need of it.

oh shi-

>>201296102

>>201296030
u lie!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>201291488
Oh my fucking god I rofled

>>201289306

Never seen that before, holy shi--

>>201292239

>>201289642

I need to know!

>>201295935
Hmm, well, I guess that they belong in the "created" and they are "immortal by Grace" (contrary to popular Protestant/Catholic/Platonic belief that the soul is "immortal by nature"). Mess more with Philosophy.

This thread is just so.. I'm thinking about killing myself now omg

>>201296546
s-s-s-satis-fac-tion

WAS IT A CAT I SAW

palindrome.

A near miss is not a collision.

  ▲
▲ ▲

i wish you wouldnt grant this wish

a man, a plan, a canal: Panama.

What if I said today is opposite day?

If this sentence is true, the world will end in a week.

Think about it

“Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N
ame not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.


Epic palindrome.

This reminds me of the times that Philosoraptor was still good and useful...

>>201291966
incest, masturbation, and gay

>>201298174
>The world will end in a week if this sentence is true.
>The world will end in a week (if this sentence is true)
>The world will end in a week.

>>201298082
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>>201296092
>>201295856
>>201293291


FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!

PALINDROMES ARENT MINDFUCKS!

FUCKING RETARDS

>>201298559
Calm down junior. Go back to a furry thread.

>>201289642
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I sense modfag,

The word "bed" actually looks like a bed

>>201298174
I don't get it. :(

>>201298249

THIS ISNT A PALINDROME-THREAD!

PLZ DIE IN A FIRE

>>201293506

hahahahaha fucking hilarious

>>201298249

Longest single word palindrome is a dutch word for a wandering soap salesman who sells caustic washing powder to the ironing industry... or something ridiculous like that.

BTW; Philosoraptor is fighting the cancer!

>>201298559
You're too late, they already killed this thread with palindromes.

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32551/chubby-sexy-girlfriend-enjoys-the-outdoors-nude

SAY

FLEE TO ME REMOTE ELF

BACKWARDS.

Is the answer to this question....yes?

>>201298174
>>201298489

>>201298961
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>>201298961

FOR FUCKS SAKE WE DONT GIVE A SHIT

>>201298828
Making an order such as this is much more likely to produce the opposite effect than what is desired.

Your mind is blown deep.

>>201292657
>>201289838

Here's ur answer, fags.

>>201298961
Continue.

>>201299323
Yes we do. Shut up.

>>201299512

Not a digital one.

>>201299323
You have multiple personality disorder too?

>>201299747

I have a null-personality disorder

>>201299738
Yes it can Ex: 1am/1pm

>>201299967

If it's digital, and broken, it wont show jack shit, fuckface

>>201298961
vertel het nederlandse woord dan

>>201299738
Wat

>>201299393
DB0.

>>201300165
Well who said it was a digital clock?

>>201299967

Screen.

>>201300165
Lots of rage in this here thread.

>>201299543

The longest palindrome in the Dutch language, according to the Dutch Guinness Book of World Records, is koortsmeetsysteemstrook, which translates into English as thermometer. The Dutch Wikipedia states, however, that Hugo Brandt Corstius, in his book, Opperlandse taal- en letterkunde, came up with the longest existing Dutch palindrome -- potstalmelkkoortspilstaalplaatslipstrookklemlatstop -- which has no definitive meaning, although it is a legitimate Dutch word.

WIKI KNOWS ALL D:

>>201300165

ho-ho! He's got you there, fuckface!

The band Living Colour was formed in the US... MINDFREAK

>>201299354

Finnish has the longest single-word palindromes, with two entries: “saippuakivikauppias,” which means “soap stone dealer”; and “solutomaattimittaamotulos,” which means “the result from a measurement laboratory for tomatoes.”

>>201300155

a day is 86 400 seconds.
a second is the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom.

the definition of time has nothing to do with earth.

>>201299393

>>201298774
(eyes cross, drooling begins)

mind = blown

>>201300390

No one. I merely hypothesized that particular scenario. Just to illustrate that the previous remark is not always valid.
Fuckface

>>201292022

A man with three has too much time on his hands

>>201300927

D: what?

Continue.

You all remember the matrix, when neo "wakes up" and is in that giant powerhouse colony with all those people hooked up? Or you remember The Truman Show....how do we know that our lives arent like that...How do we know that everyone else in the world really exists, and that they arent some dillusion in our own minds....that opens up crazy possibilities and thoughts doesnt it? a little freaky at first, but really fascinating at the same time. That would mean that everything that we know in life is all just some kind of crazy dream..which then begs the question of what are we?

>>201300155

is actually quite simple, just because a measurement of time doesnt exist today doesnt mean we cant use it tomorrow to measure periods of time that have already passed as long as we have documented the time.

tl;dr god can convert a measurement of time he was using into a # of days.

DUTCH PALINDROME

potstalmelkkoortspilstaalplaatslipstrookklemlatstop

>>201301541

You are a retard.

That is all.

archive this shit!

>>201300255

hurr durr derp

>>201300927
A day is the time taken for the earth to rotate around its axis once.

Subdivisions were created well before the vibrations of a Cesium atom were recorded.

The current number is just an agreed upon analogue that suits the original description.

MINDFREAK!

>>201301414
So, YOU did....

Fuck this thread doesn't make any god damned sense anymore

/r/ lolcats, sammiches, delicious CP and gore so things can be normal again

>>201300927
god knows about science ?
i thought he was god , so ..
mind starting to blow

>>201301558

>>201302136
"Thou shalt not question the role of science is not to eliminate God"

>>201301781

Our new definition of a second DOES NOT suit the original definition, you fucking cunt.

That is why we made a NEW DEFINITION.
To make it MORE ACCURATE.

The rotation of earth is not constant, moron

>>201292239
im stoned as hell and that makes me go apeshit

>>201300155
FULL OF FUCK

>>201302344
so the metric of a second is not or does not approximate a 60th of a minute, which is not or does not approximate a 60th of an hour, which is not or does not approximate a 12th of a day?

MINDFREAK!

"All horses are the same color."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_horses_are_the_same_color

MIND = BLOWN

>>201302899
The paradox does not truly exist, as these arguments have a crucial flaw that makes them incorrect. This example was used by George Pólya as an example of the subtle errors that can occur in attempts to prove statements by induction.

from wiki too

FFFUUUUUUUUUU>>201292239

>>201302874

You are correct.

a day is actually 86400 seconds - (1/126 144 000)th of a second

>>201303480
I'm not correct. I said 1/12 of a day.

MINDFREAK!

>>201303480

yes but a day isnt the exact time it takes the earth to rotate. it is a agreed on by fact based on the cesium atom.

Early definitions of the second were based on the motion of the earth: 24 hours in a day meant that the second could be defined as 1⁄86 400 of the average time required for the earth to complete one rotation about its axis. However, nineteenth- and twentieth-century astronomical observations revealed that this average time is lengthening, and thus the motion of the earth is no longer considered a suitable standard for definition. With the advent of atomic clocks, it became feasible to define the second based on fundamental properties of nature. Since 1967, the second has been defined to be

the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom.[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second

some good philosoraptors here:

http://patoshit.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=23

If a picture is worth a thousand words... and I use a thousand words to describe its monetary value, are those words now of equal monetary value, or is it distributed based on merit?

>>201296092

molecular biology 101?
i got an exam tomorrow too :3

PALINDROME IS A PALINDROME

>>201304016
ok, but does the new definition not approximate (even out, but still approximate) the original?

this philosophy thread sucks nothing here is remotely deep at all

>>201304675
wait for it.


Your mom.

“Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.”

-Socrates

>>201303243

Inconsistent premises always make an argument valid.

>>201304833
well i guess i walked into that one... wait shit

>>201303714
FUCKING AWESOME.

goes to college

>>201304549

No it isn't.

>>201304667

no, it sets a constant to it that was approximately the same length as a second. a second was not constant do to the lengthening of a day over time. so now a second is a constant and that makes a day constant, but the time it takes the earth to rotate is actually getting longer.

THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE

contributing:

"are we humans having souls or are we souls having humans?"

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>>201302383
AAHAHAHAHA
you sir just made my day
if i had any extra internets, you could be sure I would give you +1

all niggers have hair. i have hair. therefore we are all niggers

In French: Si nous passons du coq à l'âne, pourquoi revenons-nous à nos moutons?

*If we go from rooster to mule, why do we go back to our sheeps? (two french expressions).

>ok, but does the new definition not approximate (even out, but still approximate) the original?

> no, it sets a constant to it that was approximately the same length as a second. a second was not constant do to the lengthening of a day over time. so now a second is a constant and that makes a day constant, but the time it takes the earth to rotate is actually getting longer.

>>201305496
It depends. A Buddhist would say that we are souls inhabiting a body. A Christian would say that we are both.

>>201291488

oh shit i pissed myself

>>201305412
>>201305412

False, learn to relativity theory.

As the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, time slows down, making even the new definition of second non-constant.

>>201305919

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