usually 4 hours a week, at $7 an hour
I fuckin hate working at mcdonalds

Salary fag here

my friend got fired for sleeping on the job.
He gave me this job.
I am (he was) a glorified babysitter for the mentally retarded
Pretty much like being paid to visit 4chan, amirite?

bank teller 11.50/hr 25-30 hrs basically just a glorified cashier :\

>>201232840

get used to it faggot

salaryfag here also

>>201232840
I actually just walked out on Kroger.
Working in the deli suckedd

On my laptop right now at work.

I once brought my 360 to work... and the world just fuckin' watched.

My job is ezmode.

>>201233120
basically? you do less than a cashier....

I collect unemployment. seasonal work is the shit.

i hustle hotel rooms for 8.50 an hour for 5 nights a week
and i smoke beer and drink weed on the clock

I work 8 hours at $10 an hour. Work mostly 3 days a week and since I live at home, it's pretty good.

>>201233092
I work 11pm-7am at a wealthy mid-rise condominium.

All is sleeping by 12, and i dont see another person until 6:30 at the earliest.

32hrs @ $20.35

Australia FTW

god speed frizle

Make about 10 euros/hour, work at a university as a TA 2 days a week - with the chance of being employed full time when I graduate. Perfect job really.

i work with corrections in a small town jail, shit is cash, nothing happens, we all just chill and chat all night

>>201232737
Have fun working a shitty dead end assistant manager job at some fast food place for the rest of your life.

$15/hour working insurance 40 hours a week. shit is cash.

>>201233397

i smoke beer and drink weed on the clock

yes

0hours @ 8000 euros a month after tax.

.suckers

I run machines. Fairly easy work with time to read the paper, check email, chat etc.. 20/hr

>>201233285
I want to nba 2k10 at work so fucking bad

State employee, unsupervised with no measurable output. I surf the web a lot, about 7 out of 8 hrs. Occasionally I go for a walk.

Can't be on /b/, though.

i'm a civilian mechanic in on an overseas military base. i basically get paid a 150k to wait for trucks to break, then i fix them. i've been on 4chan and watching dvds all day for the past 2 weeks.

valet at an upscale club here
make $8 an hour but with tips it comes out to about $16-20 an hour
work 10 -15 hrs a week

So it's just me that works in IT? Soul destroying stuff.

20 rocks, 40 rocks, and half games

My job looks as chill as yours op but I dont think I could just hit a bowl. Downtown Los Angeles hotel.

>>201233814

what the fuck do you do?

>>201232737
Im at work right now and I watch porn and illegally download music but I draw the line at getting high

>>201233499
Forgot to mention that I just sit in a room 25 miles out in the middle of nowhere. I have A/C, satellite TV, and take my laptop out there to watch movies. I stay there from 9 PM - 6 AM. It's not bad (except for when wetbacks show up).

>>201233397
>>201233499
>>201232737
>>201232840

Is that american dollars?!
You got some insanely shitty pay in america then.
That would be illegal in many european countries.

How is that fantastic capitalism working out for you?

>>201234010
I made 1400$ in christmas cards alone last year.

Rich people are so predictable and easily wheedled.

work for myself doing IT support, most of the stuff I can do remotely, so its just a case of getting up, getting stoned, fapping, and helping a few retards who cant archive their email.

$13 an hour
10-12 hours a day
7 days a week.


No supervisor.

my jobs super lax, i sit on my ass and people pay me rent

>>201234264
Galleria area, Houston, TX here.
Penthouse is 2.2mil.

>>201234675
cop

$30/hr working as a build engineer, worked the graveyard shift. Nobody fucking works at night, nothing going on to break the build. Sometimes I'd sleep at work and call it overtime, $45/hr, shit was awesome.

>>201233285
Where do you work

>>201234832
Not quite, It's more inventory control, cutter/grinding, and software engineering.

Get my own office, no one ever checks if I actually do anything. if I don't want to work, I can get paid to sit there and browse /b/

college student

srs business classes:
diff eq
technology and civilization ii

joke classes:
everything else

$9.50 hr, Texas
10 hr shifts 40 hr wk
do whatever i want which amounts to 4chan basically

17 an hour to run a small hotel overnight, 40+ hours a week, at work now surfing /b/
i get about 6 hours of 'jack shit' time per 8 hour shift.
ezmode internetsurf.

20ish hours a week, but I literally fill out my own hours at the start of the week so I can basically work as many hours as I want. $8.50/hr but +good tips and +do not get taxed on tips or paycheck +can smoke as much weed as I want and usually spend at least a couple hours of my shift playing guitar or fucking around.

>10/hr Up to 13/hr on good weeks.

No supervisor.
No coworker.
8 hours a day.
5 days a week.
12am-8am
Plenty of time to take naps.
Sit there all night, watch the TV or play on the unrestricted internet.
Boss encourages me to tell customers to fuck off if I don't want to deal with them.

Porn Shop.

got fired from best buy...no job for me

>>201235259
Being a college student does not count as a job, it counts as being lazy as fuck. Some of us are in college full time and still have to work.

sitting on my ass, collecting $900 in unemployment bi-weekly.

feels good, man.

BestBuyfag here.
Sold out everything I ever spoke against, to squander what little knowledge I have and sell crappy electronics to people, all the while being yelled at by managers who are too high and mighty to help us when we need more people on the floor.
All for $9.45 an hour

>>201234451


Look, minimum wage not being raised in like 20 years and actually declining in real terms wasn't our idea.

Being fucked by the wealthy wasn't our idea either, but that's all that has been going on here for a looong time.

>>201234451
Blame the nigger in charge.

>>201233836

get a VPN, dawg

OH BOY. I WORK MY FUCKING ASS OFF 20 HOURS A WEEK FOR 7.50. FUCK MY LIFE.

>>201235553

"BUH, BUH, HAVE U SEEN OUR NUMBERS...YOU NEED TO WORK ON GETTING MOAR BLACK TIE MY FRIEND"

$38.50/hour
45 hours/week

BROWN LIGHTER FTW

>>201235743


Unskilled nigger is unskilled

delivery driver at pizza hut. make $7.25 hr, plus tips, plus they pay for my gas. not too bad for working in between college.

No, but I have the same speakers

lazyfag here.
working 2 days a week, earning 7.800 bucks a month.

>>201235794

Fuck you anon......that phrase echoes in my nightmares.
Oh and the wonder "we need more Reward Zone Master Cards. WE'VE ONLY GOT 30 AND OUR GOAL IS 60!"

>>201235714

Yeah, the guy who's been president for 1 year... it's his fault that minimum wage has been stagnant so long.

You want to blame anyone, blame that piece of shit Reagan and his descendants, Bush and Cheney. Funny thing is the average middle/lower class worker got fucked up the ass by the Republicans but is so tricked by their Jesus/Guns/Gawd marketing, he thinks the rich fuckers are on his side.

your job consists of drinking italian water and being a faggot?

>>201235932
fuck pizza hut, makes pizza's an shit 7.50 ehh i guess its okay for college kid.. but fuck it

>>201234451
Actually if you adjust for the transfer rate and cost of living, it is much easier to live on minimum wage in America than say, in the UK. You have to remember the exchange rate is roughly 1:1.5 when talking about the euro.

In some US states the minimum wage is as low as like $5/hr, but in those states houses and everything else doesn't cost anything because no one want to live there.

IMO the lower a minimum wage is, the easier it is going to be to live on it in the area. Generally.

Lazy bastard here. Working 1 day a week for 12 hours at $16.50/hour.
It gets me by.

I work from home making... who the hell knows per hour. All I do is work and fuck around. Probably like 5 hours of actual work a day, comes to um... $24 an hour? I don't know. It's easy but I wish I had a real job, it's hard to meet chicks when you never leave your house.

>>201236026
Obviously a nigger.

Fix the economy by spending more money, yes brilliant...Leave it to niggers that think money comes from no where.

Im 22 and work for my dad's oil company.
Some day I will own it.

How's that for super relaxed?

Medical Marijuana Dispensary in Northern California

30 hrs (+/- 5 hrs) a week
24$ an hour.....
Plus a half pound of whatever I want a week as long as it isnt our two top sellers/freshest stuff

Pretty Reasonable

$40 per hour from home. I usually work 20-25 hours per week and most days I dont even put on pants until late afternoon

>>201236197
this is actually true

>>201236279
any business owner knows, you have to spend money to make money. you wouldnt know this because you are poor

>>201236369
just in time for electric cars

>>201235991

WHY DIDNT THAT CUSTOMER GET OPTIMIZATION? DID YOU ASK HIM WHAT KIND OF ANTIVIRUS THEY HAD? DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT 6 MONTHS FREE OF ANTIVIRUS? OR OUR WONDERFUL STANDARD SECURITY AND PERFORMANCE PACKAGE? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU NEED TO BE HITTING 40%, WE ARE LAST IN THE DISTRICT IN NEW PC SETUP

>>201236095
I don't make pizza's just deliver. So it's pretty tight. Plus everyone smokes weed up there and I sell dro.

>>201236411

Pretty reasonable.

min wage is $7.25 in the US everywhere. That's why they call it the Federal Minimum Wage.

>>201236548
And niggers think they can print money to make money.

>>201236411
>>201236411


Forgot to add that I Usually work 12pm-9pm

1. go to its0ver9000.net (take out asteriks)
2. click a link
3. ???????
4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!(no newfags plox)

6861170068

my job is challenging, daily

without a hard job you'd become weak as your brain will melt

>>201236647
>>201236647
Reasonable Indeed

>>201236689
u mad cause u poor, thats adorable

>>201236877

>Run out of intelligent argument.
>Resort to personal attack.

>>201236411
>>201236411
>>201236411
>>201236411
>>201236411


do you get to meet growers?

i do custom picture framing. it's mad easy, but i don't get many hours. :(

driving a garbage truck 25hr a week /$16 an hour plus pizza delivery 2 days a week and fucking lonely milfs on the job.

Collect aluminium cans @ 100 bucks a fortnight lol

>>201237073
>>201237073
Actually, yeah, I kind of do a lot of the haggling here with the growers because the owner isnt very good at it hahaha

>>201236411

half pound a week? Bullshit

>>201236197
NYfag here.. Shits so fucking expensive up here and our minimum wage is 7.XX. While working I havent collected minimum in a while..

Sadly ive been out of a job for like 8 months now so I get jack via unemployment.

YESSS starting next week to manage some website. about 50% more than i need to live for 2.5 days a week.

>>201236630

AND WHERE ARE THE CABLES?!?!?!
THEY'RE LEAVING WITHOUT THEIR CABLES!
AND THEY GOTTA HAVE A NEW PRINTER FOR THAT COMPUTER! WHERE'S THE NEW PRINTER??

>>201236424
So what do you do?

>>201235805
What'd do u do

>>201237216
>>201237216
>>201237216
>>201237216

It's no joke brotha, they usually want us to take the shake but I'm high up enough (no pun intended) that I can get what i want as long as I dont go for the newest shit

local uni help desk, 20 hrs/wk $8/hr

1. go to its0ver9000.net (take out asteriks)
2. click a link
3. ???????
4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!(no newfags plox)

5555540136

>>201236411

howd u get a dispensary job??

>>201237073
Well minimum wage in my state is $8.50 so your argument is invalid

>>201236673
Yes, he gets to meet growers. Working at a club is cool but there is a lot of drama involved and you end up smoking so much weed its just ridiculous. That guy has good hours though, most people I know who have held jobs at clubs work 50+ hours a week and do 10-12 hour shifts.

>>201237453

I'm a PHP developer. I make apps for Facebook

>>201236424
What's is your actual job

I'm CPA and I get paid $140,000 to consult small business on different tax codes and how they will benefit them. I sit around reading tax codes looking for loopholes. I live in NYC in a million dollar property and I drive a 2008 BMW. I'm 25 years old.

Pic related.

>>201237811

see

>>201237707

>>201237518
>>201237518

How the fuck do you even get into that kind of business? What about the growers, are they just people with the skills who get some sort of license?

>>201237678
>>201237678
>>201237678

Knew the guy that owned it, used to be a small time grower and I helped him get his hands on some good stuff... now i say fuck growing i get enough primo shit so i dont need the risk and work, but honestly if you have your card its easy to go in and just ask if they are hiring, dont look like a total fuckup though, dress like you could handle a mild customer service experience, but lets be honest, im almost required to be a bit high at work

city council here, civil road maintenance work, (australia)

23 bucks an hour to drive machinery with a cd player and AC going :D

$9 an hour usually end up working about 52 hours a week.

I have a fucking master's degree, my boss works me like a dog too.

Fucking kill me.

>>201237874
>>201237874

No amount of money will change your shitty taste in cars.

>>201237678
I've never known anyone to get interviewed for a dispensary job. If you don't know anyone your best bet is to buy fucktons of weed from a club and be very conversational with the owner and have a skill that is useful to them (I know people who have gotten into the industry with obvious skills like making bomb edibles, but you would be VERY surprised how many clubs just need a good IT/Web production guy.

>>201237707


Why PHP?

>>201235883
FUCK YEAH!
>>201235952
My gf mom gave them to me, they work pretty good.
>>201236073
I didn't know watching hostel, high as fuck in a really comfortable chair, post-masturbation and getting paid for it was faggot-esque.

>>201237958
>>201237958
>>201237958
>>201237958

In california if you have a medical recommendation you can grow a certain number of plants for every prescription, so growers have friends post their prescriptions at their grow house and then grow bigger amounts... we buy from them....

Work at harly davidson for 8$/h stocking clothes...no one wants to buy their shitty overpriced stuff so no one comes in, but still have to look busy as fuck, I envy most of you...
Bout 35 hours a week bte

>>201237593
WHAT, I get paid 16$ an hour and I get 40 hours + as much overtime as I want as help desk

32-35 hours/week @ $11.33/hr
I work in a group home. At work, now. Lawl.

>>201238155

well now you know.

>>201238073

I know, if you're going to have a BM-prickmobile, at least get a 5 series. 3 series is weak, might as well have a toyota.

>>201237503
>>201237503
electrician

>>201238134

It's what I'm best at and I've been doing it a long time. I know a few others, but I can do PHP in autopilot

>>201236411

what club bro? i hit up all the sf ones all the time

>>201237958
Dispensaries are more sketchy than you might think. If you have a prescription, then you can pretty much sell to any club. Hell, you can even buy street weed, turn around and sell it to a club, only have it on you for a half hour, and make some bank. Its like the wild wild west out here right now with the medical shit, because the government is too fucking stupid to accept it and regulate it.

>>201238001

a fancy piece of paper doesnt prove anything, its ON THE JOB experience

>>201238438

Yeah, me too. I'd like to be as slick with Python as I am with PHP, but I can 'speak' PHP while I have to think to write Python.

>>201238477
>>201238477
>>201238477
>>201238477


Rather not get too specific... Think Central Valley, and clubs in the bay are pretty sweet... Have you noticed an influx of Grand Daddy Purps at your local dispensaries?

i need helping getting a lazy job where i can browse 4chan! help me!

>>201238073
>>201238073
>>201238073
>>201238073

CPAfag here again, are you jealous?

Swefag here.

Converted to dollars, I make around 22 - 24/hour. I sit on my ass and just keep an eye on a patient sleeping. Hours of chill time with my laptop.

>>201238545
>>201238545

How is that shit in or close to Bakersfield? IVe got family out there... Maybe its time to move. You need a roomate?!

I work 40 hours a week from home @ $15 an hour now (FUCK YEAH PAY RAISES!) with breaks, etc. It's pretty laid back and cool even though I have to drive to work once a week for meeting / review. benefits are tight, I play N64 while helping customers.

fuck judging by your pay

GOD IT MUST SUCK TO BE AMERICAN!

.

>>201237874
There are 6 750s in the garage. I park them sometimes, and take them around the bloc when the owners go out of town. This is all requested, and tipped prior to completion.

I drive a honda civic.. \m/

>>201238737

>>201238364 here. I believe we have the same job, sir.

You get paid that much in Europe? I'll be on the next transatlantic flight.

I'm unemployed, but once a week I sell my naval army to a bank for enough to pay rent, and buy pot. Seems like a win to me

>>201238712
>>201238712


No not jealous, you were obviously being arrogant in your first post. I find it hilarious that you think a stock M3 is worth bragging about.

>>201238661
>>201238661

yeah i most definitely have. big order shipped to alot of clubs?

>>201238411

It's a 5 series you jealous bastard. Look at the lights you stupid idiot.

I love you jealous bastards.

>>201238712
Not who you were originally responding to but I'd just like to point out the fact that I, personally, am not jealous, because my car cost at minimum 10,000 less than yours, and yes i bought it brand new, and I would still smoke your shitty 3 series. Have fun being Armenian you fucking fag, I'll be impressed when that 3 has an "M" in front of it.

>>201238545
>>201238545
>>201238545
>>201238545
>>201238545


That is only somewhat true, some dispensaries are legit and others arent, we have a list of growers that we use and trust, people coming off the street dont sell weed to us, besides, we mostly buy at least 3-4 pounds at a time, usually dispensaries are super concerned with where the weed came from and how u got ahold of it because that is the one way we can get in trouble nowadays

>>201238891
Yup, granted the taxes cutoff 33% of that. But it's still a decent wage.

>>201238651

If you want to work from home or just get some part-time work, check out odesk.com. It takes a while to build up a reputation and you have to compete against guys in India willing to work for $10 an hour, but people are willing to pay top dollar so they dont have to work with Apu

>>201238891

Yep, but your american so you dont have any rights working here!
It works both ways u see...

>>201238747
its hard to find work from home/internet. ive been looking but none of them are legit. ;(

>>201238959
>>201238959
>>201238959
>>201238959


YEE! thats from my best friend's grow operation, hes actually more of a partner in it, they took over 80 pounds in smaller increments of course, into the bay area, thats some really good shit, dense nugs and everything...

>>201239223

odesk.com

>>201238980
>>201238980
>>201238980

The even new Taurus sho looks better than piece of shit and has better features. Have fun with your piece of shit.

>>201233222
DID YOU POST ON HERE A FEW DAYS AGO ABOUT IT????

unemployedfag here. loving every fucking minute of it.

THANK YOU FEDERAL STUDENT AID!

>>201239060
>>201239060
>>201239060
>>201239060

It's not a 3 series you stupid poor uneducated bastards. It's a 5 series.

I still make more than all of you and I drive a better car and my house cost more than anything your families ever have owned or can afford.

>>201239087

Very much so. Do you work in the private sector or are you on government wage?

>>201238891

yeah, but what's the cost of living (and taxes!) in Sweden compared to wherever you live?

>>201238743
I'm like 30 mins from bako actually.
>>201239069
Dunno about NorCal clubs, but generally ones in LA will buy off people they know (even if they just know them from buying weed and being friendly), and I've heard of clubs buying as little as a pound at a time.

My buddy in Oakland seems to think the clubs up there are pretty much the same, I've never been to one outside LA county though so I don't know.

>>201238743
>>201238743
>>201238743

Naw i have my own house, like it that way, I'm no where near bakersfield but from what I understand they have a pretty good selection available with the Sorenos or whatever bringing inn some cheap but decent mexican shit and with a lot of lazy growers from up north (humboldt and the like) selling there rather than going to LA

>>201239414

Ha ha. What a stuck up faggot. I wouldn't be so sure about that.

>>201238557

Which doesn't really help when you can never get a job in your field to begin with.

>>201239513
>>201239513
>>201239513


hahaha LA has its own rules, thats the truth

>>201239414
>>201239414
>>201239414
>>201239414


>> >>201231431

That thread is better suited for you, faggot.

oh yeah, my job is super chill. i work at a gaming/lan center, and if nothing needs maintenance or cleaning i get to play videogames until my hearts content

I work 24/7, constantly on call.

My job is smoking cigartettes and listening to metal.

My pay is room and board in my mom's house.

And I'm the only honest motherfucker in this thread.

>>201239448
Private sector. I was on a goverment wage up until a few months ago, and that one was only around.. 15 - 17 /hour.

>>201239342
you work from them? any info or tips you can give?

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32524/pretty-blonde-gets-a-face-full-of-cum

>>201239513
>>201239513
>>201239513
>>201239513
and yeah im sure there are clubs that will buy small amounts around here, luckily we dont do that, keeps our problems down

>>201239455

I live in the midwestern United States. The cost of living is...tolerable. Relatively moderate taxes, cheapish fuel, nothing special.

How are things in Sweden?

>>201238980

You're obviously here just trying to make people jealous... good luck, I don't think anybody would want to be you since obviously, there must be something unsatisfactory about your life. Why else would you act this way?

>>201239414
My family owns land and a hotel so fuck your shit lawl. Have fun driving around in your ugly BMW with its ugly new design done by an ugly new designer because those fucking german retards had a guy make for them one of the best looking cars in history (late 90's-early 00's beamer sedans), and then decided to FIRE him and hire a new guy who proceeded to round everything out to weird stupid proportions, and put little fairy fiberoptics bullshit under the headlights.

BMW is all fail right now with the exception of the M version of the Z4.

>>201239831

I really do sit around emailing people and programming for money, and it really is boring as shit. The truth.

30 hours at £9 an hour - almost $14p/hour

web design, 40/hr

:) but i drive a civic :(

>>201239943
The amusing thing is the fact that most people here are talking about weed but the prick with the 3 serie.. er sorry 5 series is like a small child trying to get everyone's attention.

>>201239849

I've gotten work from there for about 2 years now. Best advice is to build a really good profile and apply for everything you can. Once you get good feedback and some hours under your belt, you wont have to apply anymore as people will seek you out. I get probably 5-7 offers a week.

I'm a skilled developer, but there are a lot of work-at-home tech support and customer service jobs on there.

I work from home. I make $18 an hour babysitting retards.

I sell teh budz.

I get paid in teh budz.

I live in a storage house (For those who don't know, a storage house is a house bought by a large end, or, in larger cities, mafia based distributors, they let you live in said house along with anywhere from 5-100 pounds of product and sell like a mad cunt. You don't actually get paid per say, but everything is paid for you and you get to smoke as much as you want. The only catch is that if the authorities pop in you are *fucked* and you have to go down lest you get shanked by a nigger in jail.)

>>201240270
>>201240270
>>201240270

seriously i was enjoying the weed convo

>>201239897

Every ones talking about taxes. I mean you get something for paying tax as well.
Free healtcare, perfect infrastructure, and a lot of free here and free there.

I used to work night shifts at a service station. I would get $13.65 an hour for sitting around doing nothing. Id never get over 20 customers in the one shift so it was very easy going. One of the other employees there was a drug dealer, which was awesome because when Id get to work, hed be happy because his shift was over, so hed usually offer me a cone. I used to bring my bong in my backpack, put it out the back, and have a cone and read all the magazines.
There was a blindspot in the cameras at the counter, so I used to bring in my ipod and some speakers. When I got the munchies, I would get off my arse and go fill up some shelves. As I did that id choose out the food I wanted to eat.
If I wanted a drink, id rotate all the stock and grab a cold one.
Basically my only worry was having to act completely sober and not high when I served customers, which was usually easy as they were straight in straight out.
Another thing I used to do was get a 50g pack of tobacco, some filters, and rollies, and Id roll over 100 smokes easy. Smoking was good back then because I never paid for cigs.

>>201239541
That would make sense, but personally I don't touch anything from mexico and anyone I know in Humbolt either sells around the college there or in the bay area.

>>201240270
yeah but I'd gladly live his life at 25yo. =(
college guy in my twenties, I hope I'll have a job with my Law studies.

$25.40 a hour. 37.5 hours a week. work 40. get 2.5 hours Accumulative off per week. Government Admin. Permanent waige.

>>201240376

Take 100 lbs.

Rent car, flee to other side of country

Make sure you never told them your name

Profit

>>201240414

Yep, I'd take European high tax + country in good shape over the medium tax/gov't doesn't do shit/rich people steal everything system we have set up over here.

>>201240321
you are still working for or through them? full time?

Chief Technician Of Italian Division Of a big international company, 3000 euro month + lunch + dinner + car + phone and shit...

>>201240440
>>201240440
>>201240440
>>201240440

yeah im not a fan of the mexican stuff.... a lot of guys in the central valley here have out door gardens or indoor grows and take it down to LA and bako too

>>201239223

I work from home because I have a close family friend who is a medical doctor and my company has a few employees who work from home and luckily I get to be one of them :) but yes it is hard as fuck, I couldn't take this shit in a cubicle, I've done call center jobs before it sucks ass. but I have to be careful they can't know I have game systems and shit in here.

>>201240610


Nah, I'm pretty much on easy street because the police here are owned by said distributor, plus I'm waaaaay out in the sticks, and I like my privacy.

Only thing I have to worry about is state coming in, but I don't move enough (or a dangerous enough product, not like I'm moving meth or some shit) for them to even care.

>>201240796
Well I know one bank teller and she does not have a degree and she can also not do math and she is pretty perma stoned and you can tell, so it shouldn't be too hard for you.

This girl looks really good naked though.

>>201240747

Not quite full-time, but I could if I wanted to. I get $40 per hour, and I get to live in Costa Rica where it's cheap to live so it works for me.

lol fucking americans with they're shit jobs.

getting paid 25 an hour as a sales assistant.

Australia FTW

>>201240424

I know a dude that worked nights at a gas station and loved it. I knod of miss having a job where i leave the house.

My ex-girlfriend owned a yarn store, that was pretty cool actually to work there... now she fucked off to Texas and married some guy that looks like a fucking fish, so much for that.

CPAfag with the BMW here again,

While must of were smoking or selling weed, I was studying my ass off to become a CPA. No social life at all in the beginning.

Why are you all just sitting around when the guy who dinged that other guy's beemer is still out there? I mean, is there no justice?

$45 hr flying ultralights in the Caribbean---spotting for sport fishermen...better than smoking weed.

>>201241077

So... other than the money, how'd that work out for you?

The important thing is, where's the tits in all of this?

Movie rental place.

its a minimum wage shit job, but its the easiest job I've ever had. do nothing but watch movies all day long and occasionally restock a shelf or two.

>>201240895
Yeah, literally every single grower I know does the same thing. Indoor, in a tent, as designated care giver for like 6 different people, and then just sell to clubs within 15 minutes of where they grow.

Shit is too easy lol.

I'm not doing bad....

I teach Koreans how to speak english over the phone... I make 14 dollars an hour from my home for about seven hours a day, and most of that time I'm here on /b/ with you crackers

Ausfag here. work in a roadhouse.

$20 on weekdays, $28 on weekends.
do 30 hours p.w. clear over $600 after tax

>>201232737
working 40 hours a week from home
my skype autosign-in at 9am (so that my boss thinks that I am working) but I sleep till 11am.
Then breakfast till 11:30... checking some emails, doing some pseudo stuff.

Calling my boss and act like I am totally stressed.... fap or movie or games till 13:00.

do a little bit of work and stuff till 17:00 - 17:30.
fin


ou yeah 53.000€ /year what is 72.000$ what is 38$/hour.

feels good man

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>>201240097

Look at that and dont come back.

>>201235498

Alex is that you?

>>201241077
Your lucky you are good at math because obviously you don't speak english very well.

And for the record, it isn't hard to study your ass off and still have friends. You didn't have a social life because you were a loser, not because you were a hard worker. And now you have a BMW and make lots of money. But obviously you are still a loser, which is why you are here on /b/.

My suggestion is to get in your BMW, right now, and try to top it out on the freeway. Because money can buy happiness but only if you let it.

>>201241077

u blow and ur job blows, no one here could give a fuck less about you, and why are you even on here, /b/tards hat u and others like u, u are not us, u r cancer. gtfo, ps, i couldn't imagine a more horrid job than yours, gauranteed you either have major drug addiction now or in near future and will probably commit suicide over shear boredom with your ruined, wasted, fetid life. so long loser, u sir r epic failure at everything in life.

I don't work at all

I have a rich father

suck on that, stupid communists

>>201241475
Who do you do that through? A link or company name or something and I would be eternally grateful. Believe it or not I actually have experience teaching english to little asian children, but I've never been able to work it into a job resume lol.

lol @ the bmwguy-haters.

just because you are a fucking loser doesn't mean he is one

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>>201241878

But do you think he love you? Im sure there is a bawww thread somewhere buddy.

>>201241878

notice his wheel is on the left hand side, right where it should be. suck on that euro fags. and yeah 3 series guy fails at life.

>>201242026
Like, "baww I'm poor"?

>>201242139
I'm european, you faggot. Only UK in the old continent drives on the wrong side.

Also, I assume you aren't referring to me with the 3er bit, but to clarify that's the innards of a Z4

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>>201241268
It really is, if you have half a brain you can make a lot of money doing it

jobs not easy but i work month on month off in the oilfield $1600 US a day. spend my month off normally in thailand or eastern europe so worth it.

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BMWfag here,

Thanks Anon, I was typing with one hand and missed a word and these guys think my English is horrible.

They are all jealous uneducated potheads that are trying to look for something wrong in me to justify for their own failed existence.

Stay in school kids, take up a skill and stay away from drugs. I'm not trolling, or anything. Don't look up to these weed smoking drug dealers, they won't last for long.

>>201242355

uhh exuse me sir but u r a faggot, a eurofaggot, but i still envy u sweetheart. feel better about yourself? oh yeah and how's your drug/drinking habit?

im a fry cook, make $11 an hour and 35-40 hours a week, not bad for a 19 year old i guess

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>>201242530

I'm the CPAfag with the 5 series BMW. I notice from your spelling (or lack there of) that you're the same idiot from the other post assuming that anyone that drives a BMW or makes " a lot" of money must have a drug or substance problem. You're wrong you jealous piece of shit, you're just trying to rationalize for your own failures. Not everyone is like you, there are some of us out there in that world that don't do drugs and are educated.

>>201242530
Well, that car costs 1/2 of what it does here in 'murrica, so you should

I don't do drugs (not a moralfag though, just not a fan), but I soak myself in vodka every saturday night.

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lmao @ you bragging about 150g. I am a stock broker in Miami and I can pull in more than 150g in 6 months. I have a wife who loves me and much savings. I don't brag and it feels good to live an honest life. You should try it out!

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Don't think for one second that I'm a drug dealer, I sell a legal product to someone who is legal to own it

>>201243056

faggot

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>>201243237

Further proof hes an arrogant self righteous prick.

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>>201243287

LLLMFAOOOO @ how bitter this poor asshole is!!!!

I'm so sorry for you!
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>>201243427

Blow me, not everyone has to do what you do to be or feel successful, there's a whole world out there and a million different jobs to do

>>201243237
YEAH!

.....I'm a drug dealer though I sell to anyone LOL

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Sure you do, you lying piece of shit.

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Thanks Anon, I'm glad you understand where I'm coming from. Don't you just love these jealous pot heads, that have no future.

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>>201243427

See? he's a fucking drug dealer! get your terminology straight, college fag

>>201243518
Z4fag here.

You are the prime case of middle class retards trying to feel better about their pathetic lives they slave away in the corporate system by pretending to be better than those who also slave their lives away, but have less.

In the end, I get all your profitz, bitches. Enjoy your lack of class consciousness.

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>>201243743

Sorry - I meant the cpa bmw boner douche... not you. = /

Anyone that has to resort to taking pictures of his outdated bmw car to prove himself is a very bitter individual who has nothing but hidden anger. I feel sorry for him. He truly will never be happy.

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>>201243743

Shitty word choices, BMW fag is the prick.

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>>201244086

What the fuck, I posted what he responded to, thanks for clearing it up though... hivemind 2.0

ITT : Liars.

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>>201243982

lrn2use commas correctly.

Question for those of you in the Dispensary business.

Are you involved with NORML or any group, and do you know a good place to find information on Medical bills in other states, namely TN.

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Apology accepted, we're cool bro ill smoke you out or something and we can laugh at that guy trying to look cool with his super sweet ride

>>201243100
fuck yeah we have a lot of common besided that I am driving a Mercedes :3

>>201236689
Enjoy your inflation, faggot

>>201244309
>>201244309

Norcal Central Valley Dispensary guy here, we have no official association with NORML but when shit hits the fan they tend to help people out, usually just a google search can show what the basic medical laws are in your state if its even legal

>>201243056

actually i'm not the same as the other and yes i did misspell but that is because my late night evony playing is more important that telling you how miserable your life is.

also, honest to fucking god truth? I'm 28, married to a pretty cute chick who is hella cool, i have a very healthy 3 year old son, i own a small company specializing in communications, which i started without borrowing any money or completing college, i dropped in my second year when my wife got prego, and i probably net about 75 k every 4 months, actually i just got my 1099 in and that is accurate.

my little brother is in his 5 year of accounting studies at a well renowned college in Seattle and he fucking hates it, says it is the most boring thing he could possibly imagine.

u see the difference between fags like you and fags like me is that you "desire" recognition from anon's to validate your sorry existence in life, sure u may fuck a cute chick here and there, sure u may have a few bucks, but let me tell u something 3 series fag, your car, your attitude, your life, are all a part of the cookie cutter "wannabe" lifestyle that everyone hates. the sad part about it is that you 'tote" it around like it's the greatest fucking accomplishment ever and anon's should bow down to you, when in fact, you probably will, if you don't already have a drug problem because you seek excitement to drag you away from your exceedingly monotonous and mundane life. we don't envy you because you fail at life, and, if i we're to ever see you in real life, would probably not even give you the time of day because you look like and act like all the fags that people like us hate. so get fucked and stfu already cuz no one here gives a fuck about you, or me for that matter.

pic related it's my wife of 5 years, and p.s., i have a very nice car, but it's probably not your style becuz all the other wannabe corporate fags like you only respect bmw's or benz's.

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I'am educated while you're not. My BMW is little over a year old that I bought brand new and it is fully loaded.

I live a honest life while you drink and smoke pot to hide the visions of your Grandfather molesting you.

I'm not miserable, you're miserable for trying to find something wrong in/with me.

Enjoy your liberal arts degree and $8 a hour job. Get to where I'm in life then you can talk shit. Lay off the pot, you can't even respond to the right post.

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well put anon

gametester

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we arent the ones blowing our load to post pictures of our super sweet stuff dickface

>>201244748
I envy you and the bmw guy, only because I'm not dure about my life right now. But I'm'a try to straighten it, without paying too much attention to girls.
Well, any advice for life?

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14 an hour, 3 12hr shifts a weeks. nights. im the shit

>>201244748

communications guy here, my car i was telling you about that you probably wouldn't appreciate cuz it isn't ur cookies.

i work as a cleaner in denmark, approx. 24,60 usd / hour

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>>201244748

Good for you, for understanding that a college education isn't everything but being persistent on accomplishing your goals is something.

I don't drive a 3 series for the last fucking time. It is a 5 series.

I don't have a drug or drinking problem. I can honestly say I have never tried any drugs or alcohol.

Girls want to be with me because they see me as someone that is successful.

I sacrificed a lot to be where I'm, while most of you were partying away. I studied my ass off to become what I'm at this age and to own what I own.

P.S. I remember you from an old thread where you go into an argument with a nigger because he was dating a white chick....LOL

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hahaha you never TRIED alcohol or any drugs? dude you suck at life, how can you even call what ur doing living?

20/hr machine op guy here. I work in manufacturing for a multinational oil and gas pipeline and accessories company. At work now. I run computer numerically controlled (CNC) machines. I listen to music all night while working.. Bring the paper/books, surf the net etc. Physically demanding and repetitive but the way I see it i'm being payed 20/hr cdn to work out, listen to music, and make shit. Could be a lot worse.

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>>201245701

you get paid by hours?

>>201245922

at least u know i wasn't lying, do us all a favor quit trying to make less successful /b/tards feel like they're inadequate becuz there not as successful as you or the next guy, it makes you look like an epic deuche bag.

and yeah, i hate when white chicks get with black dudes.

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>Girls want to be with me because they see me as someone that is successful
>Girls want to be with someone successful
>Girls want someone successful
>Girls spend my money while making me think they really care about me.

^__ ^

>>201244309
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>>201244309

TN fag here, medical is going to get passed something QUICK, all you need to do is call your congressman and senator and remind them that you are a voter, and that you would like to see medical marijuana passed in TN.

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Seriously man do that, medical tree is where it's at, it will make you feel so good you'll feel like that stupid 3 series driving asshole feels everytime he calculates someone's tax return

>>201246452
doesnt everyone?

wow everyone's so hostile over jobs!!!!

if you're hatin 'cause bmwguy is flaunting, don't show it, it makes you look pathetic. i mean really, who wants to give in to those kinds of emotions? jealousy? envy? why? does it stir something up inside? fear? self-pity? inferiority?

cmon man we're all grown ups here. why should we act like little jealousy ass bitch haters? potheads get to do what they love: smoke pot errr day. bmwguy obviously enjoys money and it makes him happy. what counts is that of you both are happy. the end.

>>201245922

ps
seriously 5series guy, wtf is that pic about??

My sister worked for a fancy ice cream store a few years ago. The owners then opened 3 other shops, and don't know shit about business. They all closed down except for a kiosk in the mall. I contacted them and talked them into re-opening one store and hiring me on as a consultant. I know nothing about business other than common sense. All I basically did is tell them to advertise. $20 an hour, 40 hours a week, all I do is show up, act like manager without any of the responsibility, and do whatever the fuck I want. I'm even allowed to leave while on the clock if I can come up with a half-assed excuse like checking out new advertisement opportunities (I just leave and do whatever. I'm usually gone about half the day).

Shit is so cash

anon can aspire at most to work in mcdonalds, you illitterate fags. suits you guys.

$6.75 + tips 25+ hours a week.

>>201246870
bro i c that shit and i want to fucking kill someone, i don't know, maybe it's the fact that the majority of em walk around like thug/nig's, maybe it's the fact that middle class white kids in our neighborhood are trying to be like them, or maybe it's just the fact that i don't want to see some cute as white grrl and know that king kong black dong is digging that bitch out and i'm not.

maybe it just comes down to racism, dunno. wtf do i know i'm just another /b/fag.

>>201247645

just admit it, you wish you had a big black dong lulz

>>201247395
btw, all i do is make sandwiches. i fuckin love quiznos.

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yeah man, im the norcal pot dispensary fag btw... but seriously idk what it is about that, i know we californians are supposed to be more tolerant of that shit but yeah its fucking stupid it pisses me off

Ahhh San Pellegrino

Good man. My parents are French, we have cases of that at my parents place.

>>201247777
u right u right, lulz

>>201247889

hell yes it's like buried in our subconcious or someshit.