I am and have been a 32 degree for over 20 years.

Watch out for the buttsex. Best kept secret of the ritual.

DEGREE 31 REPORTING

>>200959637

Which? SR or YR?

I'm not a "mason", but I'm pretty good for an amateur. This spring I'm starting on a concrete patio, which is going to have two sets of brick steps, an outdoor Rumford fireplace and barbecue, and a wood fired bake oven.

mason have lost a lot of powerful standings every since some douche bags have running their mouth about who they are and what they being doing but hey have fun with the butt sex and boy scout outings

Are you going to get one of those tiny cars?

>>200960301

That's the shriners, you join them after you're a mason.

>>200959464

You'll be "entered" all right. Prepare for the ass-raping of a lifetime. Bring a sponge.

What can I expect? What are some of the rituals?

>>200961165

OP Here: I wouldn't be as stupid to ask about the rituals and expect an answer...

>>200961165

aside from skull raep they are pretty boring

the best you could do would be to expect nothing apart from people in aprons and gangbangs with black candels

masons are faggots

the whole brotherhood is based on the occult though now its now just a social club for crusty old rich white ppl

>>200961362

OP here: This guy is impersonating me. I really do want to know about the rituals. I think it's time for all this secrecy to stop. It's childish. When I become a Mason I intend to be open with people about what we do. After all, we're grownups, and it's a little silly.

>>200961680

Is this a Test ?

I'm the real OP, this guy is impersonating me

Lol my thread has been hijacked by multiple OP's

>>200961820

This guy is impersonating me. After all, who takes all this goofy ritual stuff seriously in this day and age? It's not plausible.

A few hundred years ago they would actually kill you for revealing their secrets. Now they'll shun you.

this is part of the test ppl. the masons have to make it aware on a public forum. he's probabally telling his family and everything too.

OP here. I would like to admit here that I am indeed a faggot.

http://www.ephesians5-11.org/masonicritual/index.htm

here fucktard

OP here. What the hell is going on? I go get a coffee and I come back and there are like four posts from fake OP's hijacking my thread.

Im the OP who the hell are you guys?

Has OP really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

>>200962164

LOLOLOL

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

I am the OP Spartacus

>>200962099

Dude...people bring their girlfriends, wives and children and friends to the dinners. The dinners are open to the public, you are asked to leave before they do their stuff.

someone explain this to me in a nutshell

i know its a club, and theres masonrys all over the (world ?)

is that it ?

Masons have been missed by hitlar.

OP here and what the fuck, my thread is full of samefaggoting degenaretes

Op here: I don't know who this bunch of faggots pretending to be me are. But seriously, I'm gay so perfectly comfy being spit roasted by two crusty old men.

IM THE ORIGINAL POASTER

OP here, I have nothing to do with all the aforementioned posts.

OP here, i must say that i like to take it in the ass.

>>200962395

A club that promotes charity and good faith among men while using symbolism to teach men how to better themselves.

Very funny, faggots. I didn't come here looking for secrets, I just wanted to brag about becoming a Mason. GTFO

Freemasons? Ha Ha Ha, you suck, son. I'm part of /b/

>>200962664

OP here, it's quite like raelians.

>>200959464


NO ONE GIVES A FUCK TOM!

Op here, REAL op: so being a mason involves weird rituals?? Fuck wish I didn't get into it now...

OP here
Im trying to talk about being a mason

at one time 92% of Congress were masons

the good old boys club

my grandpa was mason but i don't intend on being one

the main difference between being a mason and being raelian is that you don't know when your kids are buttraped...

Oh, do they allow girls?

Op here: >>200959276 sums it up pretty perfectly

>>200962941

YES, PICTURE RELATED

>>200963108

Fraternity, no women.

Women have OEA, Order of the Eastern Star

I'm Real OP. Am I really going to get fucked up the ass tonight?

some have given there families to the masons. they mindwarp yours kids and wives. and they do all the prepare work for free. just as bad a scientology, without the aliens.

OP not here

>>200963222

What about MTF transexuals? I'm MTF transexual.

>>200959537
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>>200959537

Lenny: It's a secret

Carl: SHUTUP

mason are faggots...
srsly
with ur litle costume parties, ur litle skirts and faggot poetry...
you
are
all
a
bunch
of
faggots
i bet its just a cock sucking conspiracy for faggots that didnt get out of the closet yet...

>>200963283

Actually I don't know anything yet...I gotta show up tonight at 5:30 for all that info, 7 dinner and 8 ritual.

>>200963222

What the fuck did I join for?

OP here, I enjoy self-mutilation. I'm a raging faggot.

>>200963080

Because of how it destroyed him?

Troll, unlike b, masons dont talk about masons

>>200962052
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>>200961674
NO I'M SPARTICUS

Nothing will take place that you would be ashamed of your daughter, wife or mother seeing. Although they never will.

>>200963929

I DONT know the responses or choreography yet thats the thing. Tonight!

OP here: are you all masons?

>>200963929
THEY WEAR FUCKIN BLUE SKIRTS
THEY ARE
FAGGOTS
IMPERSONATING WOMEN

>>200963483
lol if nobody else in your life accepts you, why would the masons

>>200963933

they can't see those things, they are unconscious while being raped.

My wife and I are Masons. I was entered because my father was a Mason his father was a Mason and so on.

OP here. Is it blood-in, blood-out?

Naw, we're all Clampers

im the op and so is my wife

>>200964031

You will soon enough.

If you're being Entered tonight, you're taking the first of the three Blue Lodge degrees.

Entered, Passed, and then Raised.

Come back and let us know how you liked the Master Mason degree, and if you ever caught the guy who knocked you down.

OP: Take hidden video. Post pics.

>>200964395
DO EEEEEEEEEETTTttttt

>>200964394

I love this shit. "I'm being entered tonight."

>>200964636
I LOL'ED
thank u good sir

>>200964394

The Hiram rebirth thing? I hate the internet sometimes I did too much reading.

OP here, I like to get skull fucked.

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DO EEEEEEEEEETTTttttt

Oh, and have fun getting your anus ENTERED by four niggers simultaneously tonight.

OP here, all you guys impersonating me, is this part of the Mason initiation?

>>200965078
Oh, and don't forget to lube first!

which lodges have phallic rituals in them involving oral sex, either with robes on or glory holes? (serious question here)

>>200965281

I could ask you the same question, "OP"

>>200965078
>>200965078

Yes sir I'm stateside and my lodge falls under the jurisdiction of the Grand Lodge of Florida. They're a bit slower, they require a background check by a company and it took me about 4 months from petition to investigations committee. A past master visited my home.

my father is a mason, and his father before him, and probably his father before him. most of the relatives I know are masons, which says alot because I know about 200 people that are like 5 times removed from me. got alot of old people in my family tree, and G-Dubbs was even related by marriage. dunno how to become a mason, nobody's ever told me anything about it, even after I turned 18, and I have no Idea how to find a lodge. any help?

Fucking faggots, I'M THE REAL OP STFU I WANT MY QUESTIONS ANSWERED.

Man...

>>200965826

I thought you didn't want to know any secrets, "OP"

btw QUIT FUCKING IMPERSONATING ME

>>200965227
implying the Masons let niggers into the organizaation.

>>200965759
Be an individual

>>200965759

Google your city and 'masonic lodge'...they prolly have a site. Call them or email them about attending a meeting, they'll invite you to dinner...you must ask them for a petition to join.

>>200965759
seriously dude? you're either fucking retarded or cant use the internet. probably both.

>>200965759
>nobody's ever told me anything about it

That's because it's a SECRET, birdbrain.

she got her brains fucked out at a masons weekend retreat.

>>200966241
thanks, I'll try that. also, how involved is it? do I have to attend meeting incredibly regularly? are there compulsory donations?

>>200959464
use a fucking tripcode next time faggot and your thread won't get hijacked. fuck this is the first thing in a month on 4chan that i actually wanted to read that wasn't wincest copypasta

>>200966639
This guy is impersonating me. I DID want to find wincest copypasta.

>>200966639

IM A NOOB WTF IS A TRIPCODE. I obviously posted this thread because I wanted to talk about it too, enlighten me.

>>200966596
No, you hardly have to show up for any meetings at all. We're pretty laid back about that.

>>200966473
I was under the impression that I could be one already because dad & etc were? again, thats just rumor, because nobody ever talks to me about it.

to become one you must ask one

>>200966976
Your dad already was? Then you're in automatically. All you have to do is come pick up your cufflinks.

All Masons I know are poor as fuck.

The craft has really taken a huge nose dive in the last couple decades.

>>200966976

Any man of good moral values that believes in a supreme being is eligible to join. I'm the one being Entered tonight and none of my family are Masons, NOT ONE. I pursued it because my History degree and Classics Minor got me interested in neoclassicism and the Masonic founding of America.

>>200965759

Sorry to break it to you buddy, but if they haven't approached you then they don't think you are a fit or suitable candidate. Simple as that.

Basic pre-requisites are a steady long term job, preferably married with kids or kids planned for near future, and just basically not being a fucking asshat in any way. A stable life and no issues like law trouble, drugs or anything controversial in your past.

Rudyard Kipling was a mason.

NO....I am the OP SPARTACUS

ITT JEWS

>>200967293

How did you know about my legal and drug troubles? Would a statutory rape conviction be a problem? Also possession with intent and aggravated assault on a minor?

>>200967801

If you've been convicted you aint getting in buddy.

>>200967881
I was WRONGFULLY convicted.

also, my dad/g'pa/uncles have diffeerent rings that they always wear with the mason symbol on it. can you tell me the difference between the ones with the red, the white, and the blue gemmed ones? or is that secret? or just something personal?

Here's a lovely picture of George Washington laying the cornerstone for the US Capitol building. Note his Masonic regalia...

The Masons are so retarded. I know a guy I was in the Army with that is one and he is the biggest idiot short fused drunk asshole I've ever met. He's changed since he joined, but they should have never let him in based on his past transgressions. He told me you have to believe in a higher power to join and I told him I would never join a club so stupid.

>>200968302

How the fuck is he supposed to lay the cornerstone without Masonic regalia? HE'S WORKING WITH FUCKING MASONRY.

And here is the relief on the roof of the Capitol Building Rotunda, note George Washington being elevated to the status of a god, surrounded by the Gods of the Greek Pantheon. If only the Christians had any idea...

>>200968282
more info: my dad wears one with a blue gem that has gold mason symbol embedded, my one uncle has red w/ silver symbol, and my grandpa had a white ring w/gold symbol, when he passed away my dad started wearing that one instead of his blue one more often.

we had a closet mason in my unit. We outed him, and they processed his disloyal ass right out, he had to pay back the college money they already gave him too

/trustorybro

>>200967216

I'm really poor because I majored in shit so I figured that maybe I'd sell myself for sex to old rich men.

This is real OP

Fuck...

>>200968752
Awesome pic dude.

My dad is a mason

>>200959464
Only brick layers can join the masonry guild?

>>200968821
What about Flying Spaghetti Monster?

>Freemasons

lol.

That is all.

>>200968924

Initially yes, as a means of transferring ancient knowledge of building vast structures like the Cathedrals found in Europe from the Middle Ages. They opened their doors eventually to Intellectuals and any men of good moral composition.

Now anyone may join.

Is there a background check? I mean if I don't tell them about my criminal record, is there any way they're going to find out. I don't really think it's any of their business.

>>200969468

In Florida I had to do a background check, as far as I know Florida is the only state with such a requirement. They will dig though, you have to go before an investigations committee and answer questions and some masons WILL come visit you in your home to discuss what you are getting into.

LGRA bowing out - OP you will enjoy the craft and it is something you will be very proud of in years to come.

So like

What is the point of the Masons?

>>200969938
whats the point of any club / society?

>men of good moral composition
> /b/
... fail?

>>200970053

To be faggots?

Wow, I would have thought that posting on 4chan would have been instant disqualification for joining the Masons. Did they check your computer for a CP stash?

>>200969352
Every carreer group had its own guild, what happened to the other guilds?

>>200970210

I dont think most of them even use the internet...

I'm 23 and its only me and 2 other young guys, other than that its essentially all old people. Their fraternity is hurting for members....I saw like 6 50 year awards and 4 60 year awards given out at dinner a few weeks ago.

INb4 SATANIC CULT DEDICATED TO THE VIOLENT OVERTHROW OF THE US GOV'T

>>200970411
they're called "unions" now

>>200970411

They became unions and other associations like the American Medical Association

>>200970497
same in the uk sadly. I'm 45 and one of the younger members in my lodges.

>>200969352

even newfags. go figure what they're worth then

masons isnt all illuminati and other bullshit

its an old mans drinking club

>>200971035

>its an old mans sodomy club

ftfy