well. Dangit.

sounds fucking amazing!

>>200946012

You got me there OP, gosh darnit you read me like a book.

omg its true

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. no
6. no
7. no
8. no
9. no
wrong on all accounts

you got me

implying a religion remedies all of these "problems"

3/10

I thought you meant a catholic priest there, and I wanted to correct you. But then I reread it and noticed you put "unemployed" there as well. So my initial thought was wrong!

Typical christian life:

No sex
No fun
Never get to do anything on sunday
Obsessed with nothing
Delusional
Closed mindedness
Your probably ugly
op is a fag
op is a troll
op cant get laid
op is a failure

Typical Religious life:

samefag
samefag
samefag
samefag
samefag
samefag
samefag
samefag
faggotry

yes
no
no
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
no

Life is great, aint it?

right on all accounts

>>200946012
Yep, particularly since the country that's #1 on the human development index is largely secular.

Athiest here:

No sex whatsoever (this is 4chan)
No STDs (see above)
No homosexuality (see above)
Never done drugs
No
No
No
No
No

0/10

typical Christian life:

pray (useless)
donate money to hobos leading the church
ignore people who are actually in need
make circular arguments
be self-righteous bigots

sex with random people [x]
STDs [ ]
homosexuality [ ]
drugs [x]
cp [x]
stoned [x]
unemployed [x]
depressed [x]
angry [ ]

HI THER AM AN ATHEIST, IM WISHING TO COMPLAIN

The lifestyle choice i have made, on closer inspection, seems to come with some perks, such as "sex" and "drugs"

WHERE ARE MINE!?!?!?

>>200946518
I didn't know china was mostly atheist!

Hey OP, did you know you're a fucking asshat?

Typical Religious life:

sex with random people
STDs
homosexuality
drugs
cp
stoned
unemployed
depressed
angry
self-righteousness

aint that the truth

Sounds good to me

>>200946012
0/10

sex with random people [X]
STDs [X]
homosexuality[ ]
drugs[ ]
cp[ ]
stoned[ ]
unemployed[ ]
depressed[ ]
angry[ ]

Typical Atheist life:
Wake up.
Realize that you're going to die and that's fucking it.
Live a fulfilling life, free of fear of omnipotent, vengeful invisible friends.
???
Profit.

so... you HAVE to believe in something to feel better..?
well if you HAVE to believe in anything just to feel better, that means that, the things you believe aren't real. In fact, you just believe BECAUSE you want to feel good, not because that thing exist.
so that means you don't really believe it, you're just trying not to think of the bad things.

>>200946012

Only these:

>sex with random people
>drugs
>stoned
>unemployed

>>200946384
same
except for 1.
And it feels fucking great.

sex with random people - yep
STDs - no
homosexuality - occasional
drugs - yep
cp - no
stoned - frequently
unemployed - student
depressed - nahhh man.
angry - pretty much never, have to pretend to be when my friends wrong me.

>sex with random people
YAY!!!
>STDs
phew luckily i don't have those cuze i do it safe.
>homosexuality
i don't mind homo's.unless you are a religious fucktard who lives in the dark ages there is nothing wring with homosexuality.....oh wait guess to who i am talking...
>drugs
softdrugs ok but no hard stuff here.
>cp
oh...well ye i got CP...but i buy it from the priest in my cityblock....he is the best source there is!
>stoned
yay!! :3
>unemployed
nop
>depressed
nop
>angry
always duhhhh its human nature!

enjoy the waste of time that is called religion.bye fag.

you just described a /b/tard not an atheist

since every /b/tard is atheist you should be right

even tho ur not lol

Hey OP

You forgot the Phd degree

>>200947285
I hope to God that's a troll.

sex with random people - no
STDs - no
homosexuality - no
drugs - no
cp - no
stoned - no
unemployed - no
depressed - no
angry - no

Sorry OP, I must be the exception that proves the rule.

sex with random people - nope
STDs - nope
homosexuality - nope
drugs - not yet
cp - of course
stoned - no
unemployed - nope
depressed - nope
angry - nope

Your argument is invalid

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. yes
5. no
6. yes
7. no
8. no
9. no

Typical Religious life:
no sex
closet homosexuality
drugs
no cp, active pedophilia
stoned
unemployed
depressed
angry
holding back humanity
questions athiest idea of dying and nothing happens
dies, nothing happens

Atheists deny things for the sake of denying things and looking down on everyone else

try telling them there is no god, theyll probably change their tune

>>200947285

you're a fucking faggot atheist

TROLLLLLLLL

sex with random people - gf
STDs - nah, at least not yet, but if so i may as well give it to others
homosexuality - lies
drugs - sure, why not?
cp - i love star trek
stoned - >drugs?
unemployed - more freetime
depressed - not necessarily
angry - FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

Scifi = sciencefiction = science and fiction =

Truths and Lies = Some are true , some are false

= mixing truths with lies into indistinguishableness.

ITT: atheists lying about having sex with random people and doing drugs.

You're not cool.

>>200947753
this man is a scholar, 1000 Internets for you good sir

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. no
6. no
7. no
8. no
9. no

I'm actually far away superior than all my theist cousins and family members. i'm the only one inside a federal university, only one with hobbies and a fucking cool superior life style

Typical atheist or typical ted haggard lifeline? Op has confused me.

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A Winrar is you!

Next time you're at church, and mass gets out, and you're in the parking lot trying to back your car out of a space, see how many people say fuck you! and how many people actually follow through with the kindness they just promised not 10 minutes prior...

i'll just leave this here

sex with random people[X]
STDs[ ]
homosexuality[ ]
drugs[ ]
cp[ ]
stoned[ ]
unemployed[ ]
depressed [ ]
angry[X]

you failed... only 2 out of 9

-anon atheist

1.Sex with random people: NO
2.STDs: NO
3.Homosexuality: NO
4.Drugs: NO
5.CP: HELL NO
6.Stoned: From time to time(why is it a bad thing lol?)
7.Unemployed: NO
8.Depressed: only because I have the mental condition of depression,other than that my life is pretty happy
9.Angry: YES IM ANGRY.IM ANGRY AT THE PISS CUNT BUTTHURT CHRISTIANS.FFFFUUU-

OP is a fag

Those of Christiandom shall be struck down!
BUDDAH ALL UP IN YO GRILL!

NOTE TO ALL "CHRISTIANS"
AVITAR WAS A BADASS MOVIE

and lols
troll is troll

sex with random people [X]
STDs []
homosexuality [X]
drugs[X]
cp[]
stoned[X]
unemployed[]
depressed[]
angry[]

>>200950554
I'm an atheist and I believe that Budhism is the only religion that makes sense.Every other religion is full of shit.

GTFO

1 i wish
2 not that i know of
3 except for that one time at bible camp, no
4 nothing bad
5 nooppee
6 every now and then
7 nope
8 a little bit
9 a little bit

sex with random people [X]
STDs[]
homosexuality []
drugs[]
cp[]
stoned[]
unemployed[]
depressed[]
angry[]

I am a scientist.

7 get.

>>200950526
Partay up in here!!!

why would an atheist get STD's when we are actually allowed to use a condom?

every religion says that people make mistakes
so ummm.......
Religion......???? the organization not the belief in something
and if you think religion isn't an organization LOLS

sex with random people - no
STDs - no
homosexuality - yes
drugs - no
cp - no
stoned - no
unemployed - no
depressed - yea
angry - no

1. yes
2. no
3. no
4. yes
5. yes? im 18...
6. yes all the time!!!!
7. no
8. no

your typical atheist life doesn't fit me too well. soz fagg..

Typical Christian life:

Devote entire life to something that isn't real

>>200946012

sex with random people [X]
STDs [ ]
homosexuality [ ]
drugs [X]
cp [ ]
stoned [X]
unemployed [ ]
depressed [ ]
angry [ ]

sex with random people? man, i wish!

>>200946462
>>200946462
lol what kind of religious people is THIS guy referring to?
most everyone where i live (bible belt) is religious only in that they believe in God. the rest of that shit would make them laugh

also, Mass Effect 2 on my Diet Dr. pepper, wtf

>>200951092

why would we get an std when we do it with the special one ?. using means you are unaware with whom you're having sex with therefore you're an animal but what i expect from an immoral atheists

sex with random people [X]
STDs [X]
homosexuality [X]
drugs [X]
cp [X]
stoned [X]
unemployed [X]
depressed [X]
angry [X]

Are you a god or something?

1. when I can
2. none yet knock on wood
3. no
4. if they are good
5. not usually
6. never marijuana
7. am a full time student with a 4.0
8. only when I cant have 1
9. only at theist-fags

>>200951433
lols WIN

>>200951423

Southern Baptists
Strict Catholics
etc

>>200950676

>Avatar.

sex with random people [ ]
STDs [ ]
homosexuality [ ]
drugs [x]
cp [ ]
stoned [ ]
unemployed [x]
depressed [ ]
angry [ ]

agnosti-fag here

Typical Atheist life:

sex with random people - OCCASIONALLY
STDs - NOPE
homosexuality - HOLLA
drugs - just weed
cp - tee hee if theirs grass, play ball
stoned - FUK YEAH
unemployed - NO
depressed - SOMETIMES
angry - NO

there are no rewards for anyone. there is nothing to be gained living.

>>200951610
you got the jist of it though
fucking Vatican always trying to control shit

the OP basically fits me but i'm bisexual maybe i dont know, not angry, no cp but i enjoy efukt on a comedic level, and i'm manic instead of depressed. also no stds for fucks sake i use a condom unlike christians

>>200946012

That makes no sense, really, and I don't really that you're a troll. Since when has unemployment anything to do with being an atheist? Also sex with random people, also homosexuality, also cp, also angriness. Come to think of it, the only thing right in that comment is depression, and that's quite an uncommon thang.

OP what the fuck is wrong with you?

Sex and drugs are fucking cool you faggot.

Take acid, get smart.

>>200946012

random sex - yes
STDS - WTF's that?
homosexuality - no
drugs - oh yeah
cp - no
stoned - yes
unemployed - yes, and I drinka a lot
depressed - yes, and I drink a lot
angry - yes, and I drink a lot

Atheist [x]
sex with random people [x]
STDs [ ]
homosexuality [ ]
drugs [x]
cp [ ]
stoned [x]
unemployed [ ]
depressed [ ]
angry [x]

Typical Atheist life:

sex with random people: not just atheists
STDs: not just atheists
homosexuality: mostly atheists
drugs: anyone
cp: probably atheist
stoned: anyone can be
unemployed: unlikely
depressed: likely
angry: proven

>>200951432
and then ur special one goes and cheats on you coz ur a christian fag, if u dont want ur religion hated on and constantly proven wrong then dont hate on lack of religion, ppl can have drugs and homosexuality, leave them be

also god doesnt even exist, if he does then he is useless, unless he has vanished, i went to church for the 1st 16 years of my life and i was still unconvinced that god exists, it is impossible

silly OP
CP=God
Brb church

>>200952090

AND ONE YEAR LATER, I HAVE OPINIONS OF MY OWN!

sex with random people[ ]
STDs [ ]
homosexuality[ ]
drugs [ ]
cp [ ]
stoned [ ]
unemployed [x] (leave for the Army in two months)
depressed [x}

>>200946012
its y i lsten to slayer bro
i got anxt

Sex with random people: I'm in a commited relationship and have been for over a year now. Haven't hooked up with anyone else since I met this one.
STDs: Nope
Homosexuality: I am bi. I guess that counts when being observed by someone who thinks being gay is a disease. You're just a bigot for that one.
Drugs: None unless you count pot.
CP: No. I think that is entirely immoral.
Stoned: sometimes.
Unemployed: Nope. I actually enjoy my job, too.
Depressed: Nope. I'm very optomistic and happy.
Angry: Nope.

>>200951432
also i dont think i said christians get STD's, i said atheists dont, so u tell ur son to not use a condom, he goes off and cant control his urges and then wham bye bye life enjoy being a grandparent

Typical Christian life:

Attempt to not do the following:

sex with random people
STDs
homosexuality
drugs
cp
stoned
unemployed
depressed
angry

Then, shame and guilt when they actually do any of the above and blame it on being sinful.

What a cop out.

sex with random people YES
STDs NO
homosexuality NO
drugs YES
cp meh
stoned SOMETIMES
unemployed NO
depressed HELL NO
angry ONLY AT OP
atheïst YES
there is no god YESS !!!!

>>200952482

birth control, dumbass atheist

>>200946012
old post is old

sex with random people - what's so bad about this?
"STDs - Catholics are against all forms of birth control, enjoy your aids
Homosexuality - no, but we dont brainwash people if they are either
Drugs - No.
CP - Well know fact that all priests are childmolesters
Stoned - No
Unemployed - /facepalm
Depressed - only applies to emos
Angry - Because of christians that won't shut up.

>>200952483
hah, that's why /b/ is so delusional. they think everyone is a strict devout catholic or something.

80% of my university (30,000 kids) are christians.
80% are also fucking, drinking and (some) drugging, and living happy lives.
i see the atheists on campus, but I don't hang out with them because they are WEIRD AS FUCK.
Not that I go around telling people I'm agnostic (fuck you atheists) or anything

>>200952624
then how can you be a proper christian, isnt there a rule against any form of contraception, also i did ask politely for you not to hate on my choices you christ nazi

>>200952605
>>200952754

see you believe your body is nothing but an animal so you have sex with random people. atheists society fail

>>200946012
I'm actually a atheist here, let's check the list:

sex with random people []
STDs []
homosexuality []
drugs []
cp []
stoned []
unemployed (invalid I'm in college)
depressed []
angry []

Whoops, I have done none of these things!

Most atheists get and retain their morality from the religion they were raised and from other sources of society. They just do not believe in a god. Your argument is invalid OP.

.....FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

How did OP know?

>>200953016
obvious troll
>>200952899
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR FUCKING INFORMATION???

How stupid are you guys?

>>200952899
Just in catholicism and certain protestant denominations.

typical anon life:

Typical Atheist life:

imagined sex with random people
STDs
homosexuality
drugs
cp
stoned
unemployed
depressed
angry

God believers are Idiots..

>>200946012
yeah thats my life. oh wait, i dont get any poon and im not gay.. i dont do drugs because i got no money but sure, im unemployed.. depressed? not really, angry? nope.

your argument is invalid.

>>200946012
.....and an unfiltered life.

>>200946012

Let me get this straight. You apparently need an soprannatural entity that will burn your body for all the eternity if you don't follow some basilar ethical and social rules? You fail hard, OP.

>>200953215
thanks for the correction, i retract my statement, OP carry on your crusade

All atheists are angry. It's one of the side effects to thinking there is no answer but your own.

Just look at those religious guys on TV and how mad they get if you don't think their way. Then look at every atheist on /b/.

Agnostics say "I dunno, I dun care" and turn 360 degrees to walk away.

No
No
No
No
No
No
Yes
No
No

Typical trolling fag being a faggot.

Haters gunna hate

>>200953801

ITT: This thread is now about useless nigger punchlines:

[ ] sex with random people
[ ] STDs
[ ] homosexuality
[ ] drugs
[X] cp
[ ] stoned
[ ] unemployed
[ ] depressed
[ ] angry

1 of 9..

>>200954324
where be all the white wimenz at?