>>200934959
Dave? is that you?

I sense epic.

Reporting in.

>>200934959
Although, OP.

None of those cuts are new, and Eugene is a relatively recent bit.

>>200934959
Cereal Killer?

Oh God, please tell me that you haven't hurt Crackle!

>>200935064
I also sense epic.

easy, you're bill cosby

bump

Are you this clown?

Losik, 25, was last seen on Long Wharf Marriott surveillance at 2:24 a.m. Saturday.

Narrowed down to Long Wharf Marriott.

I'm listening..

did you take that picture yourself?

ZOMG, he's a cereal killer!!!!

Boston police are looking for a Lawrence man who went missing after a night out in Boston


so OP is UK fag

Jack the Zipper?

>I am a cereal killer living in the Boston Metro area, I pray on sex offenders (mostly peadofiles)
>I am a cereal killer, I pray on sex offenders (mostly peadofiles)
>cereal killer, I pray on sex offenders (mostly peadofiles)
>cereal, pray (peadofiles)

MUSH MUSH
ur bob dylan

>>200934959
Why did you carve the word Alf into your arm? that show sucked

challengeaccepted.jpg

Haha "cereal killer"?
Not serial?
Also as mentioned earlier, if you recently killed Eugene, where is the recent scar?
Detective skill that.

You killed Cap'n Crunch! I fucking knew it

or, we can let you continue, since it dosnt affect me.

HIDE THE FROSTED FLAKES!!! D:

if i give you my adress, will you kill me?

a serial killer with that many spelling errors?

GO KILL A DICTIONARY

Are you Tom Cruise?

possibly epic?

ok : open website : http://www.whatismyip.com/

copy paste you IP number here on this forums.

stay infront of your computer for a few hours, I will send a pedo over to your house, ok ?

>cereal killer is from the movie Hackers

>>200935320
>>200935263
Sorry English isn't my first language

>>200934959
oh its this guy again, we already found this picture from some internet site.its not you. stop being gay.
Pic related: its you

>I am a cereal killer living in the Boston Metro area, I pray on sex offenders (mostly peadofiles).
>I am a cereal killer living in the Boston Metro area
>I am a cereal killer
>cereal killer

I FUCKING LOVE CEREAL

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32509/gorgeous-brunette-gets-fucked-hard-and-creamed-on-outdoors

you should cut yourself everytime you murder the english language

Wow, it was you who killed my cereal, fuck off!

I believe you dumped him in the Boston Harbour or thereabouts, OP?

this guy has long fingernails with dirt underneath them
suggesting hes not really an anxious person but also just doesnt give a damn

psychopath get

mmmhhhmmm

hes a cereal killer, isn't it obvious to you all, its that sort of breakfast time in his timezone, where you drown cereal in a bowl using some asian milk pouring torment, then you go on to eating them alive.

>>200935293
Truth be told, I'm just a huge fan on alien ant farm, and given my spelling abilities, I figured, I'd better abbreviate it.

troll much no?

You mean...serial? No? Stay away from my Lucky Charms then.

C A L F on the left arm

actually its only 8:30 in DC

>>200935293
"Hello Scotland Yard? there's a killer on the loose! I think im next!"

Keep up the good work

Carry on then

op is obv the zodiak killer

he will never be found

move on. nothing more to see here

It might be a woman.

zzzzzzzomg

where is your new scar for this new crime? RIDDLE ME THAT?

detecting faggot OP ... still worth following up for funsies

>>200934959

>I am a cereal killer

>cereal killer

>>200934959

http://www.eagletribune.com/punews/local_story_055005903.html

Alright guys, even if this is a troll, it's a legitimate news story and the body of Eugene Losik has still to be found.

If OP thinks he can troll about killing someone, he's going to enjoy his police investigation.

Thoughts, OP?

clever troll, or god among men?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=eugene+losik&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&
amp;aqi=&aql=&oq=

>>200935700

OC..?

It would be super cereal if you are ManBearPig?

>>200935429
>>200935206
So a foreign National living in Long Wharf Marriott.

There is no mention that Eugene Losik was a sex offender

>To date I have killed five victims

No, you killed five people, who then became victims of murder.

But it's doubtful you killed any victims.

Updated: Sunday, 21 Feb 2010, 2:23 PM EST
Published : Sunday, 21 Feb 2010, 2:06 PM EST

BOSTON - Police are looking for a 25-year-old man reported missing by his girlfriend while they were staying at the Marriot Long Wharf hotel in Boston this weekend.

The woman said she and her boyfriend, Eugene Losik, were celebrating a friend’s birthday at Sissy K’s near Faneuil Hall on Friday night, before leaving the bar around 1 a.m. and returning to their hotel room.

Soon after they got back to the room, Losik decided he wanted to go out again. He met up with a friend and they went back to Faneuil Hall.

The friend told police they didn’t stay long, and they walked back to the hotel. The last time he saw Losik was standing in front of the Marriott.

Losik’s girlfriend said when she woke up at 6 a.m., her boyfriend was missing and he was not answering his cell phone. She filed a missing persons report that morning.

A dive team searched the waters near Long Wharf on Sunday morning.

Losik is described as a white male, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with a muscular build and blonde hair and blue eyes.

He was wearing a black, mid-length jacket, gray shirt, blue jeans and black dress shoes.

>>200935712
btw thats news report on eugene losik so i guess family wont be getting safe return

Those poor cereals never even had a chance to defend themselves, you bastard!

Eugene Losik wasn't a pedo. He loved fucking bitches in the pooper.

>>200934959
>>cereal killer
>>i'm a glass of breakfast juice bitch

this man is not me

I see you trollin

if this would be wutchan - it would already have found the killer !

Prove me wrong /b

>>200935877
grammarfag

>>200935720
that you are the stupidest tripfag on /b/
seriously, just stop with the name, you're embarrassing yourself.
(I even counted captain hook in your tripfaggorty)

> Boston police spokeswoman Elaine Driscoll said there are no signs of foul play at this time

Either good killer or troll.

>cereal killer

EXIF Reader info on pic:
Comment : Ducky
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ŽÅToronto, Ontario - 20070720 -- 9 Minute Meeting -- "Latoya" shows her scars from self-mutilation Thursday July, 19, 2007. Photo by Tim Fraser for The Globe and Mail (For ROB story by Harry Schacht

>>200934959
If you ARE the killer, you can tell me which sexual offense you wouldn't kill for. Hint: the fact that it's considered a sex crime is fucking ridiculous.

I just killed a bowl of this cereal.

search missing persons in the greater boston area who have also gone missing with the same MO background in sex offenses.

GO TEAM

cereal killer? hide your fucking cornflakes, Boston.

OP needs to lurk more. /b/ only cares when kittehs are being abused.

ehe

Cereal killers don't make such speling misteaks.

>>200935849
Trust me he was
>>200936164
Posetion of CP, Rape Peadofillia
(Once again English isnt my first language sorry about the spelling)

>>200936104

I'M THE GREATEST INTERBUTT DETECTOR OF THE LANDS LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL DETECT YOU.

>>200936122
>>200936122
>>200936122
>>200936122
>>200936122
>>200936122
>>200936122
>>200936122
>>200936122
>>200936122
>>200936122
>>200936122
OP is Trollin.EXIF data be false

>cereal, proove, peadofiles
killed victims
Long story short, we think you aren't smart enough to kill YOURSELF, let alone anyone else.
The proof belongs to us now.

Cut your fingernails.

>cereal killer

>>200935849

>>200935849

would there be, faggot?
not every piece of knowledge is going to make it to us

Now I know what happened to frankenberry

>>200936626
Do you think id be stupid enough to post an actual picture of myself

>>200936347
you sir are full of shit.

He didn't just eat fast -- he practically killed that bowl of cereal!

>>200936336
The zodiac killer was an atrocious speller.

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>>200936793
yes yes i do. you are on 4chan trolling.

I CALL BULLSHIT

>I am a cereal killer living in the Boston Metro area
>I am a cereal killer
>cereal killer

lul

worst troll ever...l2spell

/b/ can't do shit anymore

1 MILL GET

>>200936753
Warn Count Chocula!

We're all Screwed!

Who took the picture for you OP?

DUUUUUUUUDE YOU KILL CEREAL YOUR A BADASS

"You know I am a cereal girl."
-- Madonna

>>200936851

there's a lot of questions about those letters though. the police believe they might not even actually be from him.

also, jack the ripper was quite terrible too. so was albert fish

>>200936851
he drawed all sortz of werid pickshures to spel him werdz
maybe he was a founding father of lolcats then

>>200936347
OP has english as his second language

Next clue please

>>200937062
Noone its not me just an example.

this is very old copy pasta

Anyone with information about Losik's whereabouts is asked to call Boston police at 1.800.494.TIPS, or text the work "TIP" to "CRIME" (27463).

Hmm...

>>200936176
And it will murder your bum later

Good night sweet prince

I GUESS we could say he's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

rumpelstiltskin is your name!
WINRAR!

>>200937291

lol he has to carry the box cause that's such a shitty costume

>>200937241
for the love of god- someone murder this fucktard

Uhhhhh...

>>200936250
I lol'd

OPs IP sent to boston area police through the tip hotline.

even if he is trolling we shall find him.

>>200937160
Clever /b/oy. I wont tell you my job (that'd be too easy) but I did work in a postiion that gave me access to peoples personal lives.

>>200937322
fapfapfapfapfap

>>200937451

GOOD SIR YOU ARE MAKING ME LOOK BAD AND I AM NOW QUITTING FOREVER AS A DETECTIVE.

GOOD DAY.

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Damn it, I was I wasn't a newfag. The only way I know how to get people is if they upload directly from facebook. Is anyone willing to share docs methods?

>>200937747
give and get

>>200937540

you work for facebook?

>>200937903
nope

why would i want to figure out your name? you might stop killing all those pedo's

>>200937540
thats fucking broad but im guessing its not an american government agency as english is your second language?

so maybe DMV or something low level like that.

don't fucking kill my cereal

>>200938096
low level but not DMV

>>200937817

You mean tell you how to get from facebok? Just look at there picture number, the number in between the underscores is there account ID, and then you can just stick it on the Facebook URL.

>>200938239

Facebook*

OBV TROLL IS OBV
anyway, i for one have contacted the boston pd, so have fun with that investigation.

>>200938256
Better

>>200938367
will do buddy

>>200938219
Ok so what do we have so far...

1) 3 arms.
2) Hates pedos.
3) REALLY hates cerial.
4) Works in some low level (possibly Government) organization that has access to peoples personal files.
5) ????
6) Profit (see: murder).

>>200938367

http://www.necn.com/02/21/10/Search-on-for-missing-Lawrence-man/landing.html?blockID=184123&feed
ID=4215

Reporting from Pearland & posting in epic thread

nice res on your quickcam there

so OP we are to play 20 questions with you?

>>200938741

It's not his dude. He already said he just uploaded a random pic as an example

-- I'm afraid that I may be the victim of a serial killer?
911 board op - Is this because of 4chan thread >>200934959 ?
-- YES, yes it is!
911 board op - It's okay ma'am, he misspelled serial so that it was spelled like a breakfast food.
-- Yeah, I saw that bu*
911 board op - I'm hanging up now ma'am.
-- But there is som* click

OP here your getting closer but still no name

>>200937540
>>200937540
>>200937540
>>200937540
>>200937540

why do you want to be discovered to much if your a murderer?

Ian Brandon Something
Now where's my cake?

>>200938556

>200938219
>Ok so what do we have so far...

>1) 3 arms.
>2) Hates pedos.
>3) REALLY hates cerial.
>4) Works in some low level (possibly Government) organization that has access to peoples personal files.
5) English is NOT his mother tongue
>6) ????
>7) Profit (see: murder).

STAY AWAY FROM MY BREAKFAST YOU FUCKER

>>200938861
Because noone takes /b/ seriously even if you discover the truth the police wont believe it. in short for the lulz

>>200938875
Not it