slept with best friend's chick. twice.

Fucked my virgin cousin.

I'm jesus

i'm a boy

>>200932255
I'm cheating on my ugly gf with a super hot one who loves comic books. WIN

i dont fap, ever.

i stick my finger up my ass and smell it from time to time

>>200932315
This. once

i used to piss in my bett until the age of ten

i'm cheating on my boyfriend with his best friend

I lies about losing my virginity. I told my slutty friend I fucked a guy when I didn't so shed stop making fun of me. Every few months I'd make up a random guy and claim to have fucked him. I was a virgin when I went to colllege and shed been with 15 men trying to keep up with me haha

I really like my girlfriend but I'm in love with my cousin

I had gay sex with my best friend's dad. I was 18, he was 45.
It was fucking hot.
I never told my friend.

I pissed in bed until I was fucking 16 or something. You shitfags can't even embarass yourself properly.

i see dead people...
...walking around like normal people!

I'm still in love with her.

>>200933031
/b/ is full of dead people. they just dont know it.

i piss myself regularly when heavily drunk. i'm a fair bit older than 16

no way, me too

I want to be a girl ;_;

i cheated on my girlfriend of 5 years, whom im likely going to marry, numerous times with my ex

i fucked your mum

I fap to CP.

>>200932693
shiiit son me tooo

I got really drunk with a bud and he and I drank each others piss.

I'm a ginger.

I hate my job. All I want is to move back home.

>>200932255
i hate niggers. oh wait

>>200932255
Fuck, my biggest secret is that I come to this site.

i have a gf, but i had a faggot from Carlsbad come down here to suck my dick

I like to wear women's clothing and get fucked by guys.

I had sex with a female friend after a night of heavy drinking. I claim I don't remember it, but I remember every detail and sometimes think about it while fucking men. Maybe I'm a closet lesbian.

I just got fired. I have not told anyone yet. I'm going to pretend to go to workj for awhile while I figure out an excuse. I feel disgraceful -- staying up all night drinking now --

>>200933408
is that a legit offer? i'll come suck your dick. =)

every night before i go to bed, i like to lick a pooper of my cat and dog. then when i go to bed i close my eyes, put tongue out and pretend its in a glass of soda cuz it stings

>>200933241

This

I'm cheating on my bf who's the sweetest guy ever, with my ex who drives me crazy but is super hot.

I have broken my best friends heart

>>200933493
only if your name is jordan

everyone fuckin faps to cp man>>200933241

I stand when i shit...


no one knows it.

I have dreams about my dad fucking me

And I love it!!

I don't really have secrets b/c I just get it all off my chest but one that I don't talk about all that much is my fetish for shaved or stubbly female armpits because its kind of weird

Yeah if my boss knew I even lurked here I would be soo fired.

>>200933513
Dude.

>>200933600
if I get a mouthful of cock, then my name is Jordan!

>>200933717
That is kinda wierd lol

when my step sister and I were 14, I used to lick her ass while she slept

>>200933697
Everyone in Asia does that.
Hello?

>>200933697

lol wow that is kind of impressive actually

do you have to use extra toilet paper a lot or are you pretty good at it?

>>200933735
pics first buddy, then maybe

sometimes when I fap and come closer to nutting.. I search on /b/ for a thread that has 13~15yos to nut better.

i made out with two girlfriends of two friends of mine.
with one of them a few times.

I have genital herpes

I Don't Seed Torrents After Downloading. >=]

>>200933907
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

>>200933818

>>200933812

i'm good at it.

Im in love with a good friend of mine,i think about him everyday,and a night time,I stalk his online accounts and all.

I use to have sex with my cousin that was a virgin everyday for a week.

i'm fucking my gf's 17yo cousin, she's welsh and she's HOT!!

I shot JFK.

>>200933935
You know it.

>>200933818
I fucking hate queers fucking disgusting

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I enjoy when my girlfriend sleeps with other guys then kisses me/lets me eat her out and she still tastes like his cum

I forget to noko in my first 2 post here, in the second one i write noko on the subject

>>200933907

There is no "God" or Hell but if there was one, you would be going there

I don't care how crappy your upload bandwidth is. Its not even right by /b/ standards and /b/ has no morals at all

>>200933940
ehh i dunno

i fucked a nigger.

every time i take a shit and wipe my ass i smell the toilet paper to see if i can determine what food it was

>>200934004

oh man

I let my gay friend suck my dick yesterday...

>>200934019
queers suck the cock much better than bitches.

i'm 19 and gay. but i can't tell my parents. they probably won't accept it. they're christfags

I repress sadistic and intensely violent tenancies.
1: for fear of persecution
2: fear of being judged

I am in every form a closet serial killer, i get hard on hurting people.

>>200933952
hey, i'm a standingshitfag too. I do it because I find it hot.. Why /u/ are doing this?

i have a penis

I will love her forever. I hope I can trust her.

While my wife is away on business trips, I drug my 13 year-old daughter and eat her pussy while she's out cold.

>>200934096
well anyway i'm in reno.

I am the Batman.

>>200932255
im a nigger

>>200934093

Also, I use a torrent downloader that allows me to download at max speed without having to seed/upload anything.

Great Success

I still pick my nose and each the snot because it's tasty.

shit my pants at school sat through 5th and 6th period while everyone was questioning what the smell was i joined in asking was to scared to just leave when bell rand i ran home hoped no one ever spoke of it again

last saturday i cheated on my girlfriend and fucked her on the same day.
but i showered before so its not that bad ;-)

I wanna die

>>200934103 WHAT THE FUCK

i right now really have to go take a sh!t but i enjoy the feeling of the shit crawling in and out of my rectum.
i dont know why, and its not just now.

i will go take dump just when i cant hold it any longer.

I learned what a boner was thanks to that afghan over there in the corner

>>200934165

Shove it down their throat! Take that however you want

i was phone

>>200934169
then you are right at home here, sir.
you should celebrate and nurture those urges, not suppress them.
the world needs a merciless murdering tyrant right about now.
i think the same way you do.

I HATE CLUBBING STOP MAKING ME GO TO CLUBS PALS

>>200933907
This and I enjoy it immensely :D.
Also I'm failing out of college and have yet to tell anyone in my family.

>>200934291
ROFL

>>200934329
lol me 2

i still love her

they are not dead, they are gay

>>200934212
this better be a troll

I kinda dig the smell of my own farts. When no ones around Ill actively lean down to get better whiffs and silently critique them, rating them on a scale of 1-10. Then documenting my findings

>>200934329
everyone likes that
spoke about it with some friends

>>200934300
hold the fuck up, you did what?!

>>200934165
Anthony?

i used to watch my naked sisters after they got out of the shower through a hole in the wall

>>200934329
have you tried dildos?

My step dad comes into my bedroom late at night and lets me suck him off. I'm 14.

I'm EBM

>>200933408
wtf, I'm in San Marcos. I'll suck your dick :P

I spent an entire party with piss soaked shorts on and no one noticed because I had a rug wrapped around me because 'i was cold'

I'm bisexual, I've discovered this since I was 16. I never told my parents to this day because they support me.

>>200934212

I call bullshit

>>200934495
>then documenting my findings

OH LAWD!!!

I like to fap to CP then report it to the mods i consider myself to be quite selfish

>>200934182

because i'm used to it, no sexual reason, i'm like that since i use the toilet, my uncle tell me that a cockroach may come from the toilet when you are sitting, scare the hell out of me back then and i get used to do it.

>>200934165

I can't read.

>>200934598
pics first....

i'm gay, and all the friends I have made would probably abandon me once they found out

>>200933408
dude there are at least 3 guys on this thread who want to chow down on your cock.

Wait...make that 4.

nicolas, i fucking love you

I lurk on /b/.

when my boyfriend fingers me i imagine that it's my old best friend because she's more attractive then he'll ever be.

I am extremely shy and antisocial with people.
But when alone with someone I talk too much.

i want to die but am to afraid of doing it

>>200933408
5 now.
But I'm 39. Is that too old?

>>200933487

What are you, Japanese? Its not like you're bringing shame upon your family, shit happens. I've been fired and gone down in flaming holy shit before and I made it to better days

I endorse the drinking though, that's going to help you despite what the AA-crowd is going to tell you

I'm in love with my best friend. I'm a guy. He's a guy. I never felt this way before with another guy. Don't know what to do...

itt: trolls trolling trolls and baawfags who cant read only write

>>200934872
me too..

I act all nonchalant and not interested, but really wanna jump her like a bouncing castle

>>200934781
im a little scared now....

I'm slightly bi. I can't really imagine making love and cuddling with a dude like I can a women, it's purely a sexual thing.

>>200933144
>>200934605
i've managed to piss no fewer than 5 girls beds who i've fucked after a night out. blamed one on the empty water bottle in bed, blamed on on the empty wine glass in the bed and managed to convince one it was her

i fucked a chicken, and then it died

I wrote the bot that makes 90% of the posts on /b/

I resent all the gay guys that get head and suck each others dick while I can't find a cumdumpster that does it right

>>200932255
I fucked your mother.

>>200934968
scared? why?
you have at least 5 people who want to give you awesome head.
I'd be fucking rejoicing if I were you.

I HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER.

Well, here it goes.

I have a sex buddy who's about 5 years younger than me. Im 26. and shes 21.

Here's the thing. Shes my half sister.

My dad has been divorced at 4 times now. But I was his first born son.

He split up from my mom when I was 4 and she left me with him. She married some banker from Seattle and moved to the opposite side of the country since me and my dad lived in New York.

So anyway I see her a few times a year and I only met her other kids during short intervals at the airport. Didnt really give a fuck about them.

So anyway I was home for Christmas with my dad and a buddy of mine called up to invite me to this party his neighbor was having.

SO I brave the cold and I went up to the party. I was there an hour or so until I decided to leave. It was a pretty lame ass party.

The beer was some new age home brew shit and the music was sort of trance and as I was ditching the damn place a girls voice called out my name.

I looked over and it was the cutest blonde I have ever seen. She was wearing this tight dress and damn she looked good. I was thinking maybe I knew her from college.

I went over and started talking to her and she looked at me weird.

SO I asked her what wrong and she laughed and she pointed out that she was my sister!

THIS CUTE LITTLE TEASE WAS MY SISTER.

I was like fuck...

I am unable to tell the truth...

>>200934451
>>200934516


srsly.. i feel so mch better now..thank you /b/ros

>>200935084
uhh cuz i dont know any of them

>>200933408
faggot
>>200933493
>>200934996

>>200933144
Same :\ . been with heaps of chicks and had it happen. interesting reactions in the morning

>>200932255
She told me how lame tha party was and she wanted to leave so I invited her over to my place.

So My dad said hi to her. He said she kinda looked like my mom and everything and he gave us some beer and went back to the den to watch some tv.

We went up to my room to drink. She stolen some tequila from the party so we started drinking that too. We were connecting on some level and the dress she wore kinda rode up her hips. And she was wearing these lacy panties. I was kinda embarrassed seeing them. She was my sister after all.

I got the biggest boners in my life right there. She saw my erection and I stood up to go out when she stopped me and unzipped my fly.

She was giving me one of the BEST BLOWJOBS I HAVE EVER HAD.

Then I was like totally cumming she took off her dress.

She was so hot!

And she was my siter. She said it was okay for her. She was being really horny and She said she wanted to lose my virginity to me.

She had her pussy over my face and I was licking her, she was sucking my cock.

talk dirty to lolis, got one of them to offer me sex, wished i'd taken her up on it

I'm so embarrassed and ashamed of my body, I can barely stand it. I'm a big 20 year old and no one knows :(

I fap to drawings of women so fat they can't move.
...and I draw some of these pictures as well.

>>200935024
and i know who you are
thanks for the ip

I'm in love.

I fucked my gf in missionary..

I'm a bisexual guy with a girlfriend and a secret boyfriend.
And no one knows

>>200935161
well you didn't know the Carlsbad dude either until he gobbled your crank. =)

Last night while i was jacking off to tranny porn, i decided to put one finger up my asshole for the first time. This was probably the best orgasm ever, while i blew my load all over myself, my asshole kept trying to pump my finger out of my butt, it felt so good. I might go find a tranny and have her fuck me in the ass while she is jacking me off. So does that make me a closet homo? Or should i just get some chick to finger fuck me?

>>200934212
good idea how do you do it

>>200935028
> I resent all the gay guys

To where did you resend them?

>that get head and suck each others dick

This means that they all have only one penis amongst them.

I don't care about anyone. And I mean anyone. I have a shitload of friends though.

I fucked my ex wife 9 months ago, I have a gf of 5 years and we have 4 year old daughter together. I will probably marry her, but there is still no one that I am more compatible with than my ex wife.

Shit my pants when I was a kid. I hid my soiled boxers in a hole under my bathroom sink.

>>200934329
fucking hate the stains after it when you go too far

>>200932255
>>200932255

Nice doubles OP!

>>200932255


We were getting on and I was gonna stick my dick into her ass..
My DAD WALKS IN.

He just stared at us for like 5 seconds and I could feel my dick getting limp.

He took a deep breath and slowly closed the door and as he was leaving he told me this:

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high

Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

{Refrain

Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, well
It surely means that I don't know

On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune
But I hear the voices say

{Refrain
No!

Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The center lights around your vanity
But surely heaven waits for you

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry (don't you cry no more)

Im a married guy and I love to suck cock and eat cum.

>>200935420

>>200935321
make your gf put a strap on

i cheated on my ex and current gf with girls who both had bf´s

>>200933513

that is so rank man omg, u fucker