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    59 KB Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:49:36 No.200853XXX  
    Hello 4chan users,

    This is my first post. I tried posting late last night but it didn't seem to go through. Now I realize that it's because you have to post a picture.

    Anyways, I'm hoping you can help me. I've been going through some tough times with my daughter recently. She just turned 17 and is going through that phase where she hates her parents and wants to be left alone all the time. Anyways, a friend of mine from work installed a program on her laptop that lets me check what she's been up to and I noticed the other day that she posts a lot of silly images here on your "random" forum and on the japanese cartoon one. Browsing this website myself, I'm having trouble understanding a lot of the inside jokes or even making sense of what's going on (I guess I'm too old to catch all the pop culture references).

    Anyways, what I'm asking is whether or not there's some sort of guide out there that explains what all of these things mean ("4 chan for dummies"?). I'm hoping that if I can get a good grasp of these jokes, I might be able to touch base with my daughter and maybe find some common ground.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:50:11 No.200853XXX
    old.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:51:15 No.200853XXX
    newfag
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:51:19 No.200853XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:51:28 No.200853XXX
    lo, stfu noob
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:51:36 No.200853XXX
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page

    np grandpa
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:52:04 No.200853XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:52:22 No.200854XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:52:29 No.200854XXX
    pasta
    atsap
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:52:39 No.200854XXX
    silly troll
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:53:42 No.200854XXX
    >>200853203

    Boy, you best be trollin
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:54:11 No.200854XXX
    >I noticed the other day that she posts a lot of silly images here on your "random" forum and on the japanese cartoon one.

    You're refering to /b/ and /a/ respectively

    >Browsing this website myself, I'm having trouble understanding a lot of the inside jokes or even making sense of what's going on (I guess I'm too old to catch all the pop culture references).

    Try wikichan, lurkmore wiki, or ED.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:55:04 No.200854XXX
    >>200853203
    have her put a sharpie in her pooper for you.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:55:06 No.200854XXX
    >>200853203
    Sir,

    We kindly ask that you either post pictures of your daughter, or get the fuck out.

    Sincerely,
    /b/
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:55:10 No.200854XXX
    God this copypasta is so old I haven't seen it in... Fucking ages.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:55:30 No.200855XXX
    Google it, grampa. And tell your daughter tits or GTFO.
    >> Anonymous !91ORQdfdrE 02/24/10(Wed)00:55:52 No.200855XXX
    >>200853203
    You, see below:
    >>200854871
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:56:25 No.200855XXX
    >>200855000

    Lookit dem triples!
    >> Icarus Montgolfier Wright !fetfLightI 02/24/10(Wed)00:56:31 No.200855XXX
    Delete system32, Lol.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:56:56 No.200855XXX
    Old copypasta is old
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:56:57 No.200855XXX
    >>200854593

    >Pretending to write serious reply to obvoius OP troll. Trying to get people to reply that your stupid since OP is a troll. in other words, trolls trolling trolls.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:57:04 No.200855XXX
    Mm, it is delicious.
    >> sage Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:57:08 No.200855XXX
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    sage

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    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:57:56 No.200855XXX
    You claim to be an old man, yet you upload a photo? TROLL HUNTING TIME
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:58:31 No.200855XXX
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    >>200853203
    >>200853203
    >>200853203
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:58:38 No.200855XXX
    Sir. We know your daughter.. Coming here in hope of connection with your daughter is a bad idea.

    Curing her crack addiction could stop her from soliciting herself though.

    Good luck Gramps.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:58:44 No.200855XXX
    >>200855521

    YOU'RE A DUMBASS, YOU PUT SAGE IN THE EMAIL
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:00:28 No.200856XXX
    >>200855521
    FUCKING NEWFAGS!
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:00:38 No.200856XXX
    >>200855919
    I LOVE YOU!
    seriously, though, pops
    GTFO my /b/
    you fat nigger
    >> CHEMO! Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:01:55 No.200856XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:02:40 No.200857XXX
    TRAP
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:02:58 No.200857XXX
    >>200856845

    YOU'RE ALSO A DUMBASS, PUT SAGE IN THE DAMN EMAIL. DAMNIT /b/
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:03:05 No.200857XXX
    Yes, Sage is overpowering and a sconch bitter to compliment e-mail. If you want a lot of flavor try rosemary - but you'll need a grinder - ask one of the kids for one but wash it first(wacky-weed).
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:03:50 No.200857XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:03:52 No.200857XXX
    bump
    >> !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 02/24/10(Wed)01:04:20 No.200857XXX
    /b/lackup needed on /p/ get ur asses in there
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:04:49 No.200857XXX
    I fucked your daughter
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:06:18 No.200858XXX
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    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:06:53 No.200858XXX
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    Hello sir, this is me.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:07:37 No.200858XXX
    You really shouldn't be snooping around with her private information. At least TELL her you have the program installed, otherwise it's an invasion of privacy.

    And if troll, nice timing.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:08:45 No.200858XXX
    >>200858497
    Fuck you, I love Authoritarianism.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:10:36 No.200859XXX
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    >> Anon 02/24/10(Wed)01:11:14 No.200859XXX
    Daughters tits or GTFO!!!
    do it now faggot!!!
    If you didn't even try to look for an FAQ then you suck as much dick as she does
    >> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:11:36 No.200859XXX
    What you need to do to touch base with your daughter, is follow 1 simple step that will give you access to a lifetime of happiness with you and your daughter.

    1. Put your penis in her butt.

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