the fuck is this shit?

permaban me pls. for my own good please ban me

>>200701555
Why is the pilot trying to get back in the plane. Doesn't the dumbfuck realize that if he does get back he'll be killed?

bump

monitoring thread.

bampu

ITT:
newfags don't know how to lurk /co/

BCUZ
MOAR

>>200703168
>>200703368

no need to bump u fucking idiots.

bampu2

this shit is awsome!

>>200703894
bampubampubampu

oh god moar

Bamp for justice

gonna post any more?

fapfapfapfapfapfap

moar plx

sorry for the delay on this one /b/. my faggot laptop has a tenancy to restart on my for no good reason.

holy shit is the salt gonna work?!?!?!?!?!?

End of Issue 1.... Stay tuned for Issue 2

>>200707146
i lol'd

>>200707146
turns out they were not snails

>>200707231

Guess not :D

>>200707146
salt no work

>>200701969
garth ennis is quality. read preacher.

>>200707231
I'd say no.....
>200707146

Awesome.

Moar.

Hope this doesn't turn out to be like 6 seasons of lost though with 100+ episodes.

>this thread
2012

lol..well that was fucked up! haha. clearly he failed.. i need MOOOAARR!

>>200707146
hahaha oh wow i lold at the surprise butseks

>>200707699
made me LAWL

Here's issue 2 /b/. Enjoy!

i am 12 and wha- HOLY FUCK!

OP makeh meh happeh
kthx <3

>>200708198
is the dude with the shopping cart trying to buy the dude or the bat?

EPIC FUCKING WIN OP

Would be better if they were zombies but heh this is fine too

bump

There are times when flood protection is bullshit and this is it.

Apologies again for the delay my sweet /b/. I really need a new computer.

>>200709608
basically same idea

>>200709608
agreed

>>200709608
they are zombies, kinda, the infection makes them do the worst things they can think of/wish.

>>200707146
that is both horrible and hilarious at the same time

>>200710300
so.... they are what we want to be? and they do what we want to do?

I have issues 0-3 all signed, good series, hard as shit to find at a store

Every zombie/Crazies/psycho rage people/ movie could be countered with a group of people with fucking swords. Guns, oh no we ran out of bullets! Cars, we run over them but they swarm us! Chainsaws, bats, gold clubs, NOT DEAD RISING. But a few people armed with katanas or some cold steel broadswords? Zombie infestation=over.

>>200710905
fuck yeah L4D

>>200710033
>>200710033

that's alright OP, you're still my hero

>>200710905
swords break dude. and they get dull. most dumbfucks in the world wouldn't know how to properly swing a sword let alone sharpen and maintain one.

I dun get it.

>>200710843
hes raping his leg LOL

>>200711405
Depends on your sword. A broadsword, that ren-fair stuff? Swing away, doesn't matter. A samurai sword tho, you have to do the whole slice-thing to get them to bisect someone in half.

>>200711830
you're a fucking retard.

>>200711630
man these people keep fuckin up bad
bet the black guy will die

>>200712056
didnt u learn in school that those things are called niggers?

>>200712910
it rainin men!

>>200710905

I think you fail to realize the Crossed have full use of their motor skills, being able to kick, punch, rip tear, swing, AND shoot a gun.

Therefore, this would be the worst possible apocalypse that could happen, considering the infection causes them to do the most fucked up shit they can imagine. ( >>200710300 )

Dear sir or madam.
I am writing to complain about the content that has been published in these posts.
When i read the title, i assumed it would be an erotic comic strip about young crossdressing boys. To my dismay I found the periodical to contain nothing of this descrtiption.
Yours Sincerely
Anon

Wonderful post. Godspeed, OP, godspeed.

Are you going to be posting all 8 issues? Much love if you do :D

>>200713171
halelluja

>>200701555
What a disgusting bitch.

>>200713247
so if this infection were real on got into some /b/rothers....

>>200701555
This is just epic.

>>200713294
yea people being thrown out of the plane is totaly erotic and gay fag related...

I saw this wino. He was eating some grapes. It's like, "Dude, you have to wait."

>>200712910
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLZqDXau98

>>200713247
Swords. Nuff said

OP, you can simply post this via /rs/ instead of posting the comic one at a time...

F5F5F5

>>200713716

Yeah.
Yeah.

I'll take zombies over Crossed /b/rothers any day.

>>200714253

FUCK RS!

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE LAZY ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY PAY FOR IT DOESNT MEAN THE REST OF US ARE!

>>200714244
>>200714244
>>200714244

so what if some fucking fencing expert got infected and decided to fuck you up, Lord Rennfair the Pubescent?

BAMP

next please.

>>200714253
get the fuck out

>>200713656
i do that all the time with my friends.

>>200714585
SWORDS

BAMP for epic justice

>>200714795
ur hilarious
we all laughed at that

>>200714570
He can also upload it to MU or any other file sharing service.

Just a suggestion.

once again, computer restarted. apologies.

just so im not leading you guys on, this will be the last issue i post. i don't want to deal with this fucking machine anymore today.

>>200714244

I don't think you understand what I'm getting at.

It'd be you and a sword versus some crazy naked fuckers who would enjoy fucking your gallbladder with a gun. even the other fuckers are missing arms and shit, and still pulling themselves along to tear apart little kids.

so yeah, have fun with that. i'd rather an hero.

I've been in this one thread for almost one hour.

Op became infected

>>200715073

OH OP WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

>>200715446

Quiet

I know I could upload it to RS. It would be sort of pointless though, because I only just got issues 2-4 from RS two days ago. In fact, if any of you guys want to read the last 6 issues, they ARE up on RS. Get em!

>>200715320

>>I smell cunt

>>200715073
>>200715320
OH SHI-
Cum covered infected bullets!!!!!!!!

>>200714585
It seems very unrealistic people good with weapons become "crossed" of sorts.
In the realistic scenario of zombie apocalypse if people are gonna put up a fight they will die or survive, probably not be turned.

so when you are good with weapons you'r probably not gonna be fighting people who are good with anything.


also, since they only do fun stuff... why are they all so ripped :P

>>200715320

Made it into a reaction image.

>>200701555
Crossed. Hell yeah! Kill and rape!

>>200715750
Ennis is a sick man.

>>200715643
Could you maybe post a link? >:

>>200715750

LOL WE'RE FUCKED.

>>200716206
This

>>200702218
It's Crossed, a comic about people going /b/ all over the world.
They rape, they kill, the kill then rape, and use blood as lubricant.

fin

Thanks for reading /b/. Remember: We're a community here on 4chan. It's good to give back once in awhile. FIGHT THE CANCER!

>>200716493
wrong they use Sperm as lubricant...for their bullets!

>>200715320
>>200715320


FFFFUUUUUUU-

>>200716206
>>200716339
really guys?

http://rs.4chan.org/

>>200715078
they also take fuck long to die, no pain apparently i mean the bitch got run over in one of them and still tried to get the guy

hey thanks OP, cool guy all around

>>200716546

Thanks, op!

u rock OP!

cool story op

Thankyou op was nice to see someone that isnt an epic faggot on here.

Dude, if this were the Zombie Apocalypse, I'd pretend to be one just to rape and murder people.

> they won't have heard that one

my only gripe is that it has horrible grammar.

>>200716690
rapidshit is a worthless piece of crap. hell half the time it won't let you download anything due to "overloaded" servers. why does everyone still upload to that shit bucket instead of megaupload?

>>200701555 thanks :D

/b/ - the comic