http://4chan-stuff.110mb.com/?content=325516084
that's the one!!

graphic designer/illustrator pros: i get paid to draw cartoons sometimes. cons: everything.

Unemployed.
Pros, get to sit around and do nothing all day. Always free to go somewhere.
Cons, no fucking money. No money means no weed, too.

programmer

pros: good pay, occasionally interesting
cons: debugging others' code, getting fat sitting still all day

bamp

Shift Supervisor at Little Caesars

Pros: Not hard at all
co-workers are nice
no oversight whatsoever as long as you're not a dick to the customers and you get your work done by the end of the shift
customers aren't usually dicks
up until two weeks ago, all the free pizza I could eat (now it's just 30% off since the owners finally clued in people were taking pizza, after like 2 years)
$5-20 in tips every shift

Cons:
No respect, though It's not like I deserve much, I mean i DO work in fast food.
owner's wife is a massive cunt
manager hired her daughter onto staff and she doesn't do a goddamn thing and they'll never fire her over it
anything goes wrong I get blamed for it
fucking arabs man, fucking arabs

other than that, it's a good job to work while I'm in school.

>>200347589
Unemployed, graphic design student: Pro's: I collect unemployment and get to draw all damn day. Cons: Same as before and I'm bored more often now.

High school fag

work at a shipping company

pro: fucking around a lot all day. job security. Have union to keep me from getting fired.
cons: im 25 years old but my body feels like its 35.

nigger

pro: watermelons&kfc
cons: i has no more watermelons

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32924/screaming-19-yr-girl-bent-over-and-fucked

Concentration camp tour guide in Berlin.
Pro's Hot girls worship you because you're the guide. Loads of money. Making people cry.
Con's Having to deal with annoying Jews all the time. It's fucking depressing while hungover.

>>200349133

that would explain why niggers are always unemployed: being a nigger is a full-time job to them.

computer tech guy

Construction worker.

Good pay, easy to stay in shape.

Very high likelihood of being crushed by a large piece of equipment.

McDonalds Crew Member lolz

Pros: Not minimum wage, enough money for weed which is all I need atm, free meals, discounts etc etc

Cons: Pay could ALWAYS be better, have to work alongside scum.

>>200349416

I have never seen a man work so hard to stay unemployed

Whore.

Pros: Everything.
Cons: Nothing.

>>200350269

Cons: AIDS, pimps, disrespect, self-loathing, depression, lack of self respect and dignity, etc etc

Sit in front of my computer trading stocks all day.

Pros: No boss, occasionally work naked, get to take days off when the market is shit, Best day +$18, 944.

Cons: You kinda work 24hrs a day, Obama fucks you up every time he gives a speech or has a new proposal, people think you need a "real job", Worst day -$23,002.

Customer service representative at StarTek.

Basically, I harass people who haven't paid their cell phone bills. I get health insurance to insult people. Shit is SO cash.

Starbucks Barista:

Pros: Insurance if 20+ hours a week
30% discount on everything in the store
Free drinks while on the clock
Opportunity to make new friends
Opportunity to potentially work around hot ass bitches
Flexible hours, works good for college
Cons: Shitty pay
You have to buy drinks when 30mins outside of a work-shift
You have to put up with one of the most money hungry rule-sets around, if not THE most
Most of the time the hot bitches are taken already
You generally have a higher caliber of customers compared to typical retail
Noone around you likes working there.

There's many more cons, but I'm not gonna go over them.

>>200350961

bitches who gotta have their coffee "just right" and if the amount of mocha is off by a fucking mililiter they want another one?

>>200350961
Seattle's Best worker here

Pretty much the same pros and cons aside from 2 differences:

Con: No hot bitches
Pro: We use the sizes small, medium, and large like non-faggots

Mattress salesman. Pros: 20 min of actual work in any day, alone all day, ability to smoke weed all day whilst beinv paid, good pay, little stress. Cons: niggers come in the store.

General all round Bad-ass

Pros: I get laid A LOT

Cons: None

>>200347319
I'm a blacksmith sir

HAAA OOOOH

unemployeed

imb4 nigger (i actually have a job lined up just havent started)

>>200351280
yeah sometimes. I look forward to the day I don't have to be there anymore.

My favorite is when people try to order something and talk to me as if they might know more about coffee than I do, and proceed to say something wrong and I try to explain to them why they are wrong but they just insta-rage. Makes me lol every time.

>>200352963

/thread

I'm a Potter... sir

Mechanic

Pro:
Good pay
I have big arms and small waist. Bitches think its hot
Always have a job, If I get pissed off at this one find another one down the street
Government write offs and taxes

Con:
Terrible pay also for some work
Invested 6000$ into tools already, Only basic ones..
New cars are hard to work on
Customers are fucking retarded
Collage is expensive and long
Apprenticeships are long

I get a disabity pension

Pros: I get free money with no obligations.

Cons: it's not a great deal of money.

>>200353786
crippled? retarded? midget?

RETARDED CRIPPLED MIDGET??

Sales

Persuasion is the game
...also works with picking up chicks

what is the con of getting laid by strangers?

STDS!!!!

But it's alright. I'm not selfish about it, I share and share alike. :3

I'm in the Army, and I'm in college studying to be an EMT
Pros: Army pays for all of my school. shit is SO cash.
School is just on Tuesday and thursdays, otherwise I sit around doing shit
Army PAYS for me to go to school. Not only do they pay tuition, they give me MORE money. Hell to the yeah.
Cons: Fucking school and shit
That's it, lolololololololololol.

Accountant:
Pros: Decent pay, got my own office with internet - get paid for watching videos on hulu and surfing /b/. Always new stuff to learn, which keeps it interesting.

Cons: Not enough personal contact in work, have to work weekends 1 1/2 months out of the year (although i get paid for it). During tax season, you just get sick of tax returns.....too much the same thing at times.....

bartender

pros: easy, usually empty on sundays, can read the paper or watch tv.

cons: fucking drunk people, low pay

Admin
Pro: no heavy lifting, work from home, easy as fuck
Con: sit at PC all day (I are going fat :( , boring job

Bar Manager

Pros: Own boss, loyal regulars
Cons: High tax, drunks

Unemployed

Pros: Do what ever I want
Cons: Bad pay

I work at the Buckle selling really expensive clothes and get paid commission.

Pros:All I have to do is go around, meet new people, show them awesome clothes, help them out and fold clothes.

Cons:Due to it being commission based, its a fairly competitive environment, and I don't like to be TOO competitive with my friends, which can sometimes cause less hours and less money.

I'm also a magician at a local collage bar, which is awesome. 50 bucks for 2 hours, but I don't work often and usually lose my voice cause I have to shout the entire time.

>>200354100

Nope, got crohns disease and suffer depression. Not a great deal wrong with me for 70% of the year.

I just got lucky with a doctor who was happy to fill out the forms.

Walmart employee

Pro: Good benefits
I don't have to work hard
Can hide when don't want to be botherd
I usually try to get night shifts so I get less customers (winter time after christmas is silent)
10% off everything in the store!!

Cons: Low pay
Asshole customers
Moron Management that take the job too far
Moron happy go lucky lo life co-workers
work weekends
weird shifts
Dead end job
no self-respect
can't really get away with much
Nothing is free

Pizza Delivery

Pros: i get to drive around and listen to music all day and i get take home money in the form of tips. free pizza some times too. i make about $17.40 per hour if i count tips.

Cons: a lot of wear and tear on my car and i cant work more than 30 hours a week, they keep everyone on part time

SPARTAN WHAT IS YOUR PROFESION?????


AHOUUUU AHOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMT

Pro: Sometimes I get paid to play video games.

Con: Sometimes the county goes to hell and I run all over hell and back.

Pornstar.

Pros: Buttsecks

Cons: Chlamydia

Your works suck.

Systems Administrator

Pros: I can surf /b/ all day.
Cons: I can surf /b/ all day.

Construction worker

pros:30 bucks an hour

cons:all the fucking beaners and niggers in it.

college

pros: I can has smart brain!

cons: more school.

ITT: shows /b/ is a diverse of smart people, who have careers, lives, jobs, everything a normal person would. We're not so bad.

Actually..

Archaeologist
I work for a CRM (Cultural Resource Management) firm. Basically we do contract jobs when stuff is found on construction sites.
Pros: I get to play in the dirt all day in the name of science
Cons: I get laid off for about 3 months in the winter when the ground freezes and have to either live off of savings (which doesn't last long) or get a shitty job as a gas station attendant.

server at disney

pros: all the money you could want
free tickets to sell for 3 dollars cheaper than retail
drink all day if you befriend bartender
easy access to drugs
foreign girls coming here on a work visa

cons: niggers in an expensive restaurant order bread water and lemon
fucking children screaming next to your 2500 dollar table
people mad at you because of something that happened in the parks
stupid tourists

Forensic scientist

Pros: Pretty good pay. I'm not rich or anything, unfortunately, but it's enough to live off of.
Cons: Long hours. Public speaking. Court proceedings. FUUUUUU.

supervision on-site examiner, central bank.
+ You get to audit the stupid banks, they fear you...
- They actually hate you

>>200357788
this.

>>200354700
Enjoy the free ride. Some days when you're at work it'll be like that. Nothing to do but video games. Then someone will shoot some asshat. Then some blond will see the asshat being shot and flip, and crash her car. She will of course crash into another car full of screaming children. And that car will slide into the pedestrians hitting a few people and knocking some over with no wounds what so ever but they'll want to go to the hospital anyway so they can sue someone. :D

Retired

Pros - time to surf /b/

Cons - not enough money to surf real women

pharmacy student/pharmacist

pros: will be rich, easy work, easy life, access/knowledge of drugs, good health care, can change people's lives

cons: colleagues are squares, school is hard, put through lots of brainwashing, dealing with pharmaceutical companies, eventually will come down to profits vs patient health

donald duck at disney world

pros: hot bitches taking pictures with you
good pay
easy as shit
cons: annoying kids
walk around like a fucking duck
fuck up parents
tourists
its hot as shit

>>200358798

Grissom?

>>200358622
I did demolition for a summer. Tons of spics,but if they aren't the hardest working mothafuckers, I don't know who is.

it's awesome http://4chan-stuff.110mb.com/?content=390535729

>>200358772

why hello there, archaeologist here aswell. currently "employed" on contractual basis at various projects

pros: archaeologists are like cowboys and academics but at the same time

cons: no jobs, no job security, no money, no prospects, high chance of unemployment

Teacher.

Pros: i like teaching, i like what i teach

Cons: I hate retarded kids who don't give a fuck

Combat paramedic here.

Teacher

Pros: Long summer
Cons: Plenty, with the biggest being the fact that peeking at CP at /b/ is two times as wrong as usual.

Admin support in a community centre... FUCK

>>200361722
>>200361532
I'm not sure how I feel about teachers surfing /b/....

Salesman

Pros: Money
Cons: Being a salesman

>>200361539
Whats that like mister?

>>200361506
Lucky fucker, employed. I'm currently pumping gas in the fucking cold. Totally should have gone down to arizona this year. Next year is hopefully my last though, applying to grad school then. You plan on sticking with it or doing the grad school thing at all?

food service at a certain Jesuit college in central New York *coughs*
pros:
free food
easy

cons:
food service
college kids are retarded
unlikely to get a raise any time soon
no work in summer

Infantryman here.

Pros: I get to kill people

Cons: Niggers try to kill me.

Also: AAAOOOOHHH.

>>200361722
I'm saying that IF you are a real teacher, but without the "long summer", we teacher would all commit suicide

>>200361539
brandon?

Assembly line worker at a truck manufacturer.

Pros:
Steady paycheck and at the moment 4 day week due to economic crisis or whatever.
Awesome co-workers.
No responsibility.
Lots of shit to steal.

Cons:
Sucks ass.
Harsh morning shift. What normal person gets up at 05.00? ITS NOT RIGHT!
They have us working like robots, everyone following a specific order when building, kills the soul.

Biochemistry PhD student

Pros: Fun, interesting job, free working hours, get to play with fancy stuff in the lab

Cons: Pay is shit.

i do phone sex

443-572-1809

Hollister Impact Team Member/ Stock Boy

God,

Pros: The Lulz
Cons: Religious threads on 4chan

Computer Technician (PC & Mac)

pros: decent pay (80 k a year), easy as shit.

cons: fucking hate my boss.

med school student.

pro: parents pay everything, go out & get drunk 4-5 days/week. Am pretty smart so school is not that hard for me, compared to other students. bitches love it

cons: can be very time-comsuming -> less time to go out and get drunk/laid/whatever

Currently: Cashier at Sonny's BBQ
Pro's: Decent shifts, stealing food, I make tips and don't have to claim them
Con's: I hate BBQ, I'm not exactly a people person, They don't give me many hours

I'll be a nurse in September.
Pro's: Making DAT CASH, Getting slight kicks out of controlling people, I'll feel smarter than most people my age and more advanced.
Con's: Again, not much of a people person. Dealing with pissing shitting puking old/sick people all day long.

Slacker Career.
Pros - Great Benefits
Cons - No Pay

geologist
pros
i smash rocks with a hammer
no contras

Disability.

Pro: free money and bus pass
Con: not a lot of money... not that i can do much about that.

>>200362234

I'm writing my master thesis at the moment, but I've been lucky for the past two years or so and have almost constantly been employed at either the university or excavation projects. depending on how good / bad my thesis turns out I will probably go for PhD afterwards

Production supervisor in a candy factory. Pros? It is a fucking candy factory! Cons? Everyone speaks spanish.

nigger

printer

PROS: only work 3 days a week

wed-fri nights, 2 days off
mon-wed days, 3 days off
sun-tues nights, 8 days off

CONS: shift work

i have more time off a month than i work