1. go to itsove(r9000).net (take out parentheses)
2. click a link
3. ???????
4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!(no newfags plox)

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why ?

doctor what is my case?

>>200306596

I dont understand that question.

Please rephrase it.

What tests are required to diagnose a mobile cecum?

Hi my name is Dr. Peppers.

Nice to meet you.

Feel free to ask anything.

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>>200306863

Well, the only test i do is tru the rectum.

why does my sperm become "gluey" when i eat iron-tablets (after giving blood)?

>>200307251

Because the vitamins you eat affect the testicals, and tell them to produce more dense sperm ergo you get more gluey sperm.

I'm the doctor here. Get the fuck out.

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>>200307552

No your an actor, im a real Doctor.

No more question?

Weird, i though this forum was full of questions.

HI EVERYBODY.

>>200306581
well, newbie. looks like you just read this in my voice

>>200307616
It's because I'm the only doctor they need. Now get the fuck out.

>>200307453
>testicals
fuck off nigger

>>200308060

Your still a dick ass actor, you dont do squat, you just make people laugh. I save people from cancer, and help .

Stop being a troll

Differential diagnosis on this asshole Dr. Johnson. Symptoms include being an asshole, overinflated ego, and erectile dysfunction.

19 years old young cumdumpster bored. add me on MSN 'paris2luv'

lamentabledrink

>>200308350
I lawled

>>200308350
It could be lupus. I'm also told his mother is sort of a cunt as well.

lol wut

>>200308585
I'll run a lupus panel. And I already knew about his mother.

I have Jaundice and my fingernails are falling off... My tongue is swelling up and my eyes, in addition to being nearly orange, are so bloodshot that it is almost difficult to see the whites in some places. Both of my feet have swollen up and all over my body there appears to be large calcium deposits. I was bit by a large bug the other day... A black bug with ten legs... As large as a small rodent.

What's wrong with me, Doc?

Dr. Johnson here with an important announcement...

I'm gay and I suck cocks.

Lupus came back negative. Patient is jaundice, his liver is failing.

I, on the other hand, can offer no relevant advice here.

Care for a jellybaby?

If you are a REAL doctor, how come you were not next to Jennifer Anniston on a plane when people cared about her?

Could be Sarcoidosis. Would explain the livah failya.

>>200309381
hey babe, wanna feel these? maybe i can feel you later

No...the symptoms aren't adding up. The patient posted on 4chan looking for attention...

http://4chan-stuff.110mb.com/?content=337476472
there you go

>>200308995

Time, Dr. Freeman?

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Dear God...it's Münchausen syndrome. He was faking it for attention the whole time. He must have injected himself to make his liver fail.

What the fuck is this shit about a real doctor? I'll fucking KILL you... err help you die.

I have psoriasis on my scalp. Advice?

Good, give a Viagra scrip for the ED and get him out of here.

>>200308995
vaginitis

Pills!
~fin~

I suggest doing some… extra testes… on him…

>>200310459
my reaction animooted.

I love you Dr Johnson

I wasn't in this episode because I was off getting pragnent or not letting House hit it or something.

>>200310956
get back to the hospital cafeteria

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>>200311102
I'm attractive, you can't talk to me like that.

my bad for the who AIDS thing...

Lol remember me? I was a real asshole.

>>200311452
mengele, silence the jew

i'm a girl on /b/ but no one will believe me. what do?

>>200311722
They killed me off despite the fact I was the best character the show had ever seen besides House. I know how you feel.

>>200311727
With great satisfaction, meine führer.

Dr Johnson is out of office.

Please stop posting he cant answer anymore

>>200311952
You came back, though. In some pretty awesome episodes.

posting in pretty decent thread

I think that an evil, dark presence is slowly presenting it's self evilly in this thread and must be stopped to ensure that it no longer proceeds further.

Consider it… done. Oh, and some extra ones, just in case.

>>200312261
It wasn't enough, it was only 2 episodes, and we haven't gotten to see nearly enough of my legs that stretch all the way to Canada.

>>200312715
Everytime someone stops me, I stop getting stopped and get awesome instead.

True story.

>>200312914
My job here is done.

>>200311727
>>200312209
I am the administrator of this hospital, you can't talk to me like that.

>>200306581
Why are post numbers now truncaded?

i like where this thread is gong, moar from everyone.

>>200313190
trust me, i'm a doctor.

>>200313254
Get back to the grave, you zombie jew!

>>200313484
You're a horrible doctor.

I looked up some stuff on these guys. They're Nazis, can you believe that? I followed the guy to his house, doing some surveillance now.

>>200313790
well played

How many roads must a man walk down b4 you can call him a man?

We looked up some stuff on these guys. They're jews, can you believe that? We followed them to their house, doing some surveillance now.

What do you DO at work?

Dear Dr.Johnson,
Why can't I get an orgasm?
Yours,
Femanon

>>200313790
We never got to know what your profession is..

inb4 house was a secret nazi and in on it all along

>>200314674
Heh.. please..

Very good Adolf, you did everything exactly as I asked. All according to plan.

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I FUCKIN KNEW IT

>>200315107
Yes, mein fuhrer.

Marty? Are you around? I need to take the Delorean back to Austria for a bit. No reason. Don't worry about feeding Einstein while I'm away, I won't be long.

epic thread is epic. someone do an xfiles one.

I think Dr. Johnson is gone. Mission Accomplished.

HOUSE?! How could you-- What the--

>>200307961
Hi, Dr. nick

>>200316620
Yes, James Evan Wilson, or should I call you JEW? I have been working to put down the society killing jews for quite some time now. Fucking kike.

>>200306581
Dr. Johnson. I knew it all along, you are a nazi

>my face when house was controlling hitler

shits like when you find out that darth vader answers to the emperor in star wars.

Ok what the fuck happened to this thread? Dr. Johnson introduced himself, got into a fight with House. Then House ran tests on him and diagnosed him and prescribed viagra. then cuddy shows up talking about how she wasnt in the show. then hitler orders her death, and she tells him to fuck himself. lucas spies on hitler, hitler spies on lucas. then it turns out house was behind it all along. does this mean that house is dr johnson in disguise?

>>200317635
Of coooourghrse he dooooes… Blaaargh…

win

This thread makes me happy.

Pic related.

this thread delivered. funniest on /b/ in ages.

>>200316207
Why are you a doctor?

>>200317069

don't ever change slowpoke :3

>>200317635
can this be?

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inb4 404