so /b/ would anyone like to hear my dayit's interesting
sure why not... if this fails leave forever
Uh oh...
ofcourse, move on.
Sure but if it sucks ill find. You
hm why not
yes, please continue
>>200290466if it involves anything less then saving the World from certain doom. then fuck off.
do it
Eat cookies or gtfo
It will be my pleasure.
DELIVER OP
>>200290466I'm interested.
ok, i will listen for 10 minutes, BUT FUCK OP DELIVER
I have some feeling that it might be about cookies.
so anyway there i was enjoying my cookies
I'd love to hear about your day
i then pass out for a few hours from eating to many cookies
>>200290984>>200291025I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>200290778Me again>>200291025YESSSSSSSSSSS
i wake up to see this
>>200291025I FUCKING KNEW IT!
>>200291235OMG WTF!
and i'm like<-------------------
i start searching for them when bert walks up
I JUST SHAT MYSELF AND JIZZED IN MY PANTS AT THE SAME TIME, NO JOKES GUYS
>>200291305What a tragedy!
he says "what are you looking for"
i say this <-----
>>200291305OhLord,Definitely!
>>200291609Oh snap! Then what?
win
i search around a bit and follow a trail of cookie crumbs that leads to some bitches house
>>200291750Did you pwn the bitch?
i break into her house and start trying to find her
So what??? Deliver itttt...
>>200291923and?
i find that bitch in the bedroomso i smash open the door
It was goldilocks!
>>200291923Who was it?!
please tell me there is rape involved
>>200292213Yes, yes, AND?!
>>200292213That's fucking badass. Bitch best be finding your cookies!
grab the knife and stabbed that bitchripped open her stomach and grabbed my cookies
>>200292373:O
>>200292240yes i did rape her a bit
you didnt take da pussy frum hur? Sad face