ITT: we post spoilers.
Neo learns kung fu and kills a smith agent with a subway train.
Harry potter dies then comes back to life then kills voldy
America beat Canada at hockey.
the cake is not a lie
>>200170269LULZ
Obama wins
snape kills dumbledore
edward is lattce
I am fontaine
Whoever the fuck Gerard Butler plays in Law Abiding Citizen, he tunneled into the prison and does all the killing himself
bruce willis is a ghost.
You're gonna die
The Cake really is a lie.
The little orphan girl is actually a 30-something year old midget
God doesn't exist, Ha!
Nazis get trapped in a theater which is then torched and Hitler gets hot lead...through the face.
He's not really a Marshall. He's an inmate the facility the whole time. His partner is really his doctor. BAHAHAHA
She has an adam's apple... But you go in anyway.
Leonardo DiCaprio is not a marshal, he is an inmate!
Stringer Bell gets got by Omar and Brother Mouzone after Avon sets him up
hancok beats the ever loving shit out of everybody thens carves a heart into the moon ( u dont know how gay it is till u say it)
DiCaprio killed his wife after she killed their children. I was a patient in the asylum the whole time and at the end he comes out of his psychosis but decides to let them lobotomize him anyway to "die a good man".
they beat the stay-puft marshmallow mannoonan makes the puttcameron smashes the carkevin spacey was kayzer soze
MUFASA DIES!!!!
jack dies frozen to the bone, and rose fucks a homeless
Luke I am your father
Qui-Gon gets stabbed.
Donnie time travels, lives out life in his alternate universe, kills Frank, gets killed by jet engine.
he comes on her face
>>200171770FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
_____ ends with rolling credits.
petrelli is fucked up the ass by his father an takes all the powers away
>>200172245lol
>>200172638please tell me that's not the end of bambi, i'll be sooo pissed if you just ruined that
america sucks
JESUS DIES AT THE END OF THE BOOK!faggots.
THANK YOU OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Absolutely made my day!
John Travolta Dies.
darth vader is lukes father
bruce willis was already dead
Soylent Green is people.
terminator is now governator
>>200172918lol. dood in my music theory class has that shirt.
the narrator is Tyler.
Hitler loses (every time)
Everything is fixed in the last 15 minutes.
Jack dies
TYLER DURDEN IS THE NARRATOR!
Its earth the whole time
marsellus wallace is raped by som white gays
>>200171230FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
I cum
>>200171864Holy fuck, that's a Caddyshack spoiler. I fucking love you, Anon.
in avatar the people are blue
Bill dies
It was his sled!
Kevin Costner never dances with any wolves.
>>200171833he doesn't actually. what we see is a visual repesentation of his mind.
>>200172920dude, that guy died like, 4 times.
Brawndo isn't what plants crave
avatar is pocahontas.... in blue
it was scrappy-doo
their friend Doug was in the roof of the hotel the whole time
>>200172920No, jesus dies about 2/3 of the way in
>>200173514The glowing briefcase contains Marcellus Wallace's soul.
Sephiroth Kills Aeris, but her "holy" materia saves the world at the end.
bill and ted have an excellent adventure...amidoinitrite?
It's his fucking sled he had as a kid.
It was Mr Green in the hallway with the revolver.
lamb is the good side
You were actually Revan all this time.
she never sleeps.
Man falls in love with said love interest
Every single person will die.The ultimate spoiler!
Spike Spiegel dies
The OP in bawwwwww threads never really An Heros.
The penis ejaculates onto her face.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
Eli was blind the whole tiem
Jesus, Wash, the Tenth Doctor, and Dumbledore all die. The Reavers, the Daleks, and soyulent green are people.Fuck you /b/.
They find the way out, but everyone dies except for the autistic dude.
Romeo and Juliet kill themselves at the end of Romeo + Juliet
The slug things escape into the graveyard in the head of the cop.
rorschac is killed by mr manhattan
>>200174451GOD DAMNIT I'M WATCHING THAT RIGHT NOW, THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE
the two brothers actually mature only to be cut down by a father who was once a dinosaur. he returns them to their aspiring rockstar states and they start Prestige Worldwide. oh and the dinner scenes are accompanied by meaningless random laughter.
Jesus comes back to life after he pays for our sins.
>>200174451shit i don't even see a point of watching porn anymore.. thnx anon!
>>200171386>>200171698>>200171785lol>>200173481planet of the apesalso: he is the 67th on the island
Main char in shutter island is actually a patient
Steve Buscemi lives
The Collector: is a fucking shit movie.
Medusa wont be in the Clash of the TItans remake
Snake escapes
>>200153999> I roll tripsI cant' believe you actually rolled trips, faggot.
THE CROCIDILE HUNTER ACCIDENTALLY GETS BY THE STINGRAY AND DIES
>>200175070No he doesnt.
>>200174375If only the emo population was that small. =_=;;
Optimus isn't dead
You die. The end.
/b/ is evil
>>200174689The mothafuckin CUBE
someone should write:LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS PATIENT 67or whatever number it is, on the poster to shutter island.
>>200174687Thank you anon, this made my day.
RIP STEVE IRWIN LET THE THE LEGEND LIVE ON
Buffy went to Heaven
The Lich King dies.
he has been going around killing men he thought was his wife's killer, when he had already killed that man a long time ago.
Cobra Commander is the Baronesses brother. Baroness was engaged to Duke.
The robot lives.
Craig beats Deebo.
Chip finds all the chips and completes his challenge.
Your mom fucks your Algebra teacher to get you a passing grade. He flunks you anyway because your mom is so fucking fat.
My penis is only 4in.
Jacobs Ladder - he died in Vietnam!
the girl sucked the cock and took the load up her throat
The cancer wins.
>>200176075EEeeeeeeeee! I fucking love the Iron Giant!!!!
>>200172918I HAVE THAT SHIRT!!!
Dr Frankenfurter is actually an alien, his home planet is Transexual in the galaxy Translvania.
Milton burns the company to the ground.
dies in bathtub with that jellyfish to donate his organs
you're gay!
he was the legend of their folklore.
they fucked all day long on that mountain
