>>200148255
bump

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: have you ever jacked off before
You: WRONG ANSWER FAGGOT!
Stranger: fuck u too :3
You: NOW TAKE OUT THAT HARRIER WITH THIS FRISBEE.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kill. xD

Stranger: hey asl?
You: Texas!
You: Texas, reply damnit
Stranger: awesome!!!!!!1
Stranger: age?
Stranger: sex?
You: RAMIEREZ, TAKE DOWN THAT AC130 WITH THAT FRISBEE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kill.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: hello
You: WRONG ANSWER RANGER!
Stranger: ima stranger not a ranger
Stranger: cali!!!!!!!
You: MOVE OUT PRIVATE, AND TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH THIS FLASHBANG!
You: DID YOU HEAR ME PRIVATE?!
Stranger: chopper gunner all the way then
You: QUICK, LAY SUPPRESSING FIRE WITH THIS PISTOL WHILE I HIDE IN A BOX!
Stranger: aight snake
You: MOVE MOVE MOVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Another one bites teh dust~!

>>200149190
I lol'd

join group.. make fun of the gay person in the picture!!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?v=wall&gid=214474789981

You: TEXAS.
Stranger: you are man or girl ?
You: OPEN FIRE!
You: RAMIREZ USE YOUR FEET TO DESTROY THAT TACTICAL NUKE!
You: RAMIREZ, GRAB ME A SODA.
You: RAMIREZ, KILL EVERYTHING.
Stranger: stop jacking off
You: RAMIREZ, GO SUPER SAITAN.
You: RAMIREZ, USE LAZER BEAMS.
You: RAMIREZ, GET THAT NIGGER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

First Kill.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: hey
Stranger: HOLD'EM
You: TOO BAD PRIVATE
Stranger: ACES AND EIGHTS
Stranger: DEADMANS HAND
You: NOW MOVE OUT RANGER, WE HAVE TO SUPRESS THOSE COMMIES WITH THE AC130
You: OH SHIT HARRIER STRIKE INBOUND!
Stranger: DUCK AND COVER
You: FUCK YEA SEAKING!
Stranger: all your base are belong to us
You: WE GOT A TACTICAL NUKE!
Stranger: IN MY ASS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: TEXAS
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: TEXAS!!!
You: PRIVATE REPORT IN

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: OMG not YOU again!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HEADSHOT!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: HEART
You: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT
You: I SAID STAR
Stranger: You know, a girl might someday touch your penis if you stopped this bullshit

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: guy?
You: TEXAS
Stranger: wtronf
Stranger: wromg
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: YOU AND
Stranger: YOUR
Stranger: FUCKING
Stranger: TEXAS
Stranger: ARE
Stranger: YOU A
Stranger: GUY
Stranger: OR
Stranger: GIRL?
You: TEXAS
Stranger: FUCK TEXAS
Stranger: TEXAS IS GONNA FUCK YOU
Stranger: UP THE BUTT
Stranger: HOW DO YOU LIKE TEXAS NOW
You: TEXAS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: NEW JERSEY
You: OPEN FIRE!
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR FRISBEE!
You: RAMIREZ, I FIND THAT YOUR USAGE OF A KNIFE TO TAKE OUT THAT TACTICAL NUKE WOULD BE MOST USEFULL.
Stranger: STAR
You: CEASE FIRE.
You: WERE OSCAR MIKE.
You have disconnected.

What the fuck would this be?

You: TEXAS
Stranger: Hey
You: RAMIREZ, MAKE THAT MAN YOUR BITCH!
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT TANK WITH YOUR DISMEMBERED LIMBS
You: RAMIREZ GO RIDE THAT UNICORN
Stranger: Dude wth
You: RAMIREZ WHERE IS YOUR SHAFT? IS IT IN YET?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: hey
You: WRONG ANSWER RANGER
Stranger: :|
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200137985
>>200137985
>>200137985
>>200137985
>>200137985

LOL

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
You: TEXAS GODDAMNIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Killed.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: hold on im shaving my pubic hair
You: OPEN FIRE
You: RAMIREZ, THAT IS NOT A TOY
Stranger: my dick keeps getting in the way
You: RAMIREZ TURN ON THAT DILDO
You: RAMIREZ, TROLL THAT INTERNETS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200151731
Contributing again

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: hi
Stranger: india
You: OPEN FIRE!
Stranger: bomb
Stranger: peace peace
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT CAR, GET MULTI-KILL.
Stranger: am waving a white flag
Stranger: peace
You: RAMIREZ, DICK GOES THERE.
You: RAMIREZ, A CAT IS FINE TOO.
Stranger: hmm well then fuck a pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He left as soon as he read "A Cat is fine too"

Also Second kill. Going for a nuke.

You're doing it wrong, it's STAR then TEXAS

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: guy?
You: TEXAS
Stranger: STAR
You: How it is, my /b/roatha?
Stranger: Just trolling. Is the raid back on?
You: Fuck yea.
Stranger: Aight Ranger, post this ITT and move out.
You: YES SIR!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Texas!
Stranger: im from texas!
You: ramirez take out that ac-130 with this frisbee
You: ramirez take out that nuke with your tatical knife
Stranger: ummm....okay
You: TEXAS
You: open fire
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
one kill

You: TEXAS
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Korea
You: PRIVATE REPORTING IN
Stranger: 뭐래씨발
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 이거보이냐
Stranger: 병신아
You: OH SHIT HARRIER STRIKE INBOUND!
Stranger: 어쩔
Stranger: ㅁㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: fuck
You: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kill.

You: STAR
Stranger: BAR
You: WRONG ANSWER
You: OPEN FIRE
You: PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: Bonzai Kittens?
You: ramirez take out that heli wif that frizbee
You: ramirez get me a soda
Stranger: Mountain Dew ok?
You: ramirez eat that stranger
You: NOM NOM NOM
You: ramirez destroy that tac nuke with ur feet
Stranger: This is getting old
You: ramirez use that flashbang to destroy that tank
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: TEXAS
Stranger: CANADA
You: AC130 in the air take it out
You: Lay low flashbang out
Stranger: got it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: ?
You: open fire on the commies!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
kill 2

You: TEXAS
Stranger: SOUTHERN BELLES!
You: WRONG FAGGOT
You: NOW TAKE OUT THAT HARRIER WITH THIS FRISBEE.
Stranger: OK.
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT HELICOPTER WITH THIS PISTOL
You: RAMIREZ WHY ARENT YOU BLOWING ME
Stranger: GOT IT.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
kill 3 headshot

>>200152343

Contributing once more

OP here-
Recognizable kill ("OMFG NOT U AGAIN" or "GAH, FUCKING 4CHAN" counts as Longshot Headshot Hipshot Tripkills

xD
-OP out!

Your doing it wrong. You guys do realize that on MW2 the word they shouted was "Star" and the reply was "texas", right?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: me to
Stranger: bryan
You: RAMEREZ EAT A TISSUE AND TAKE THE ROPEY PIECE OF POOP AND WRAP IT AROUND STRANGERS NECK AND STRANGLE HIM
You: RAMEREZ TYPE FASTER FAGGOT
You: RAMEREZ CUT OFF YOUR PENIS AND THROW IT AT STRANGER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: hi
Stranger: NE
You: ramirez take out that ac-130
Stranger: what
You: ranger do we have a problem?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

kill 4

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: no
You: texas
You: AMIREZ, I FIND THAT YOUR USAGE OF A KNIFE TO TAKE OUT THAT TACTICAL NUKE WOULD BE MOST USEFULL
Stranger: no
Stranger: o'
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: yes
You: please
Stranger: no'
Stranger: mo
Stranger: no
Stranger: mp
You: GOD DAMN IT WHY
Stranger: mp
Stranger: y
Stranger: y
Stranger: y
Stranger: y
Stranger: y
Stranger: y
Stranger: y
Stranger: ni['no'
You: OMG IR EALLY WANT IT
Stranger: no
Stranger: im dukn
You: PLZ
Stranger: drunk
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: could u do me a favour
You: RAMIREZ, MAKE THAT MAN YOUR BITCH!
Stranger: COOL
You: : RAMIREZ GO RIDE THAT UNICORN
Stranger: SAGDHAEJ
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR FRISBEE!

>>200152393

Nah man it's Texas, then Star. Trust me.

You: TEXAS!
Stranger: colorado
You: you fucking piece of shit
Stranger: basterd
You: take out that tank with your semtex!
Stranger: suck yourself mofo

your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'll take that as a kill

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: ???
You: TOO BAD RANGER
Stranger: wtf is wrong wit u?
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT WHILE WE SHOOT AT NOTHING
Stranger: ur fucked up
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT PAVELOW WITH THIS PISTOL WHILE I GO OFF SOMEWHERE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: North Carolina
You: WRONG ANSWER RANGER
Stranger: Walker
You: TAKE DOWN THAT AC130 WITH THESE LETTERS FROM HOME

bogey down

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: texas
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: how old ?
You: Enemy Harriers incoming
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you like free stuff?
You: HI I AM 12 AND WUT IS THIS?
Stranger: That's cool. >.>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: where at in tx?
You: RAMIREZ, DESTROY VEGETA
Stranger: like from dragon ball z?
You: RAMIREZ, DETERMINE THE ENEMY POWER LEVEL
You: RAMIREZ, BOMB TOKYO
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE DOWN THAT SNIPER WITH THIS SLINGSHOT
Stranger: i'm more of a bardock guy
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE DOWN THE ISS WITH THIS FRISBEE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: your "small" sneeze blew my house down (asl?)
You: TEXAS
You: WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE
You: GO GET THOSE COMMIES WITH YOUR NUKE
Stranger: Are you one of those tea party people?
You: NO
You: US ARMY RANGERS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200151321
Friendly Fire. Nice going, douche fag.

You: STAR
Stranger: FISH
You: WRONG ANSWER FAGGOT
You: OPEN FIRE
You: PEW PEW PEW PEW
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT HELI WITH YOUR FRIZBEE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: TEXAS
You: open fire
Stranger: Bush
You: Take out that ac-130 with you throwing knife
Stranger: George W.
You: Tac- Knife that nuke
Stranger: Dick Cheney
You: Rameriaz, go get me a beer
Stranger: si senor
You: Thanks Ramirez
You: Now stop slacking and pilot that attack helicopter
Stranger: This isn't Ramirez, this is Dick Cheney
Stranger: you are fucked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: fosho!
Stranger: san francisco
You: OPEN FIRE!
Stranger: BOOM!
You: RAMIREZ, THAT IS NOT A TOY
Stranger: I;m sorry sir
You: WRONG ANSWER RANGER
Stranger: i don't know what came over me
You: RAMIREZ, MAKE THAT MAN YOU BITCH
Stranger: que?
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR FRISBEE
Stranger: but alll i have is a boomerang!
You: GODDAMMIT RAMIREZ
Stranger: i'm a fuck up
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i wasnt made for this life
You: RAMIREZ, WHY DO YOU FAIL
Stranger: all i wanted to do was knit!
Stranger: but my father, he told me "join the army"
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE THE PENIS OUT OF YOUR ASS
Stranger: but it fits so well!
You: RAMIREZ
You: WTF MAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: longhorns?
You: I WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY PENIS
Stranger: I do like cowboys
You: RAMIREZ SUCK HIS COCK
Stranger: sure
You: RAMIREZ FUCK HIM UP THE ASS
Stranger: can't. I don't have the organs for that one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FUCK YEAH I'M IN

unrelated, but too good to pass up:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: ask me any 5 questions, aside from gender or name(meaning i'm not a desperate teenage nerd looking for cybersex, sorry,) and i'll respond to them honestly
You: hmmm
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: fd
Stranger: f
You: how much $ do you make a year?
Stranger: 67k
You: not bad for 21. what is it that you do?
Stranger: accountant
You: are you jewish?
Stranger: yes...... o.o freaky how u guessed
You: accountants pinch pennies
Stranger: >:O
Stranger: i prbly have more money than u anyways
Stranger: 2 more qustions\
You: who let you out of the oven?
You: was it that bitch anne frank?
Stranger: fuck you

You: texas
Stranger: is gay
You: y?
Stranger: cause homos come from texas
You: y?
Stranger: everyone knows that
You: how?
Stranger: are you a homo?
You: y?
Stranger: cause everyone hates homos
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Confirmed kill

You: TEXAS
Stranger: 77777777777777
Stranger: my iq :)
You: OPEN FIRE
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH THIS FRAG GRENADE
Stranger: and I drink 5 beers in a row
Stranger: marry me?
You: RAMIREZ KILL THE TALIBAN WITH YOUR TOENAIL CLIPPINGS
Stranger: I am ramirez
Stranger: >.>?
You: RAMIREZ FUCK THAT DOG WITH A DILDO
Stranger: YO HOMIE MAYDAY MAYDAY U BETTER CALM DOWN OR SOMEONE MIGHT RAPE U
You: RAMIREZ BLOW THAT HOBO
Stranger: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AROUUUUUUUUUND
Stranger: type it faster
You: RAMIREZ THROW TAKE OUT THAT ABRAMS WITH YOUR CELLPHONE
Stranger: damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200148255
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY STAR FIRST

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: CALIFORNIA
You: RAMIREZ, NUKE LOS ANGELES
Stranger: huh?
You: RAMIREZ, KNIFE THAT TANK WHILE I GET SOME FUCKING RAMEN
You: RAMIREZ, BE LESS OF A FAGGOT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS!
Stranger: new york..
You: WRONG ANSWER.
Stranger: +__________________=
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ha, got him in the fucking eye.

Stranger: hiya :D
You: TEXAS
Stranger: I'm from Pennsylvania.
You: RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT AC130 WITH THIS BALL
Stranger: GOD!!! WHY DO I ALWAYS TALK TO YOU!! STUPID RAMIREZ PERSON!!!!
You: GET THE JEWWS
Stranger: seriously, it's like the 7th time I've talked to you.
Stranger: NAZI!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: het
Stranger: hey*
You: Texas
Stranger: cali
You: TANGO SUCKA!
You: *Shoots you in the face*
You have disconnected.

Pwned.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: CALIFORNIA
You: RAMIEREZ, TAKE DOWN THAT AC130 WITH THAT FRISBEE.
Stranger: ARE U SALVI€?
You: RAMIREZ, USE LAZER BEAMS.
You: RAMIREZ, GET ME A SODA
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT WITH THIS BOX
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT TANK WITH YOUR DICK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: REH!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: Is a scary place
You: OPEN FIRE!
Stranger: is even scaryier
You: KILL THE TERRIBLE SPELLING!
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT PAVELOW WITH YOUR DICK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: texas!
Stranger: California!
You: wrong! take out the apache with your tctical insertion!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fuck.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: omg not u again
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT GUN EMPLACEMENT WITH YOUR DICK
Stranger: i already talked to u
Stranger: take out that chopper with your butter knife
Stranger: yea stfu
You: DISARM THIS FRAG GRENADE WITH YOUR FACE
You: BLOW UP THAT TANK WITH YOUR PISTOL
You have disconnected.

>>200155391
>>200155391
>>200155391
AWESOME!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: hi
You: TEXAS
Stranger: ...!
Stranger: nope
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUR THAT AC130 WITH YOUR ANUS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: hey, thats where i am
Stranger: cool
You: WRONG ANSWER
You: RANGERS LEAD THE WAY
You: RAMIREZ, DIG A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND CUM INSDIE IT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200153807

I was just replaying that level 2 hours ago. Its Star, then Texas, faggot. You have no idea what you're talking about.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
You: !
Stranger: WHERES YOUR STATION
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR FRISBEE
Stranger: RAMEREZ CUT OFF YOUR PENIS AND THROW IT AT STRANGER
Stranger: WERE OSCER MIKE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


lol'd

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: hey im male 17 uk
Stranger: fucking /b/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

+450 for the Kill. ^^

>>200155601
i lol'd at your fail

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
Stranger: /B/ROTHER
You: FUCK YEA.
Stranger: WIN!
You: =d
You: CAPPED AND POSTING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Winrar

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Texas!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
You: I SAID TEXAS DAMMIT
You: FUCK IT, OPEN FIRE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sniper kill!

For fucks sake, you people are dumb. Its Star and then Texas.

>>200155834

SHIT THAT WAS ME.

Stranger: TEXAS
You: TEXAS
You: fuck off
You: star
Stranger: star
You: lulz
Stranger: What did the abbot said to the kid?
You: THE GAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: STAR
Stranger: O RLY
You: WRONG ANSWER FAGGOT
You: OPEN FIRE
You: PEW PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: FFFFFF
Stranger: Lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
3RD KILL :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: u hot?
You: TEXAS
You: RAMIREZ, CHOP OFF THAT NIGGERS DICK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 16 m us
Stranger: Hello
You: STARING CONTEST GO!
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: Muahahaha
You: -_-
You: im asian
You: I CANT RUSE

this experience has been less interesting and funny than i hoped... i'm not getting any good responses...

Another Terorist down

You: Texas!
Stranger: hi,i hate usa
Stranger: gos
Stranger: god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: IOWA
You: INCORRECT
Stranger: Sorry?
Stranger: TEXAS
You: RAMIREZ, KNIFE HIM WHILE I GO TO BURGER TOWN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: hi, im a guy
You: DO I GIVE A FUCK, RAMIREZ?
Stranger: wtf are you talking about?
You: WE'RE OSCAR MIKE RANGER - STAY FROSTY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200148255
RAMIREZ! GET BANNED FOR POINTING OUT THAT COVERING POSTS IN XXX DOES NOTHING, THEN GET ALL POSTS RELATED TO THIS DUMBASSERY THAT ARE POINTING OUT THE FAIL DELETED

wat?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do me
You: texas style?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ohio style
You: fuck
You: im in alabama
You: england style
Stranger: no
Stranger: OLYMPICS style
You: :O holy shit
You: i will luge you so hard
You: but not hard enough to kill you
Stranger: wait
Stranger: are you a boy
Stranger: or a girl
You: girl
Stranger: aw shit me too
Stranger: bye
You: hhaha aww

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: wet pussy looking for big cock
Stranger: yes i live in texas
You: TEXAS, REPLY DAMMIT!
You: RAMIREZ LEAD THE WAY
You: RAMIREZ HUSTLE TAKE OUT THAT EMP WITH YOUR THROWING KNIFE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol'd

You: hi
Stranger: Hey :)
You: asl
Stranger: 15 / m / IN
You: texas
Stranger: Girl or Guy?
You: TANGO SUCKA
Stranger: lmao

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: snapscile
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: texASS
You: I SAID TEXAS SOLDIER
Stranger: alright alrighht
Stranger: GET TEH OPFOR DAMNIT RAMERZ
You: QUICK RAMIREZ AIRSTRIKE INBOUND! TAKE IT OUT WITH YOUR COCK

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: texas
Stranger: me and my 16 year old friend were drunk the other night and we had sex and made pictrues and a video and i want as many people as possible to see us
You: Take cover!!!1
You: GET DOWN!!!!!!11
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: hello
You: texas
Stranger: m or f
You: wrong answer
You: nuke nuke
You: pew pew pw pew
Stranger: fag

You: TEXAS
Stranger: STAR
You: MY /b/rotha!
Stranger: YEA!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kill confirmed.

need /b/lackup

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
You: TOAST
You: CINNAMON
You: CRUNCH!
Stranger: Mmmmmm
Stranger: Good
You: yeah it's alright
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kill.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: hey
Stranger: nah i'm from aus

Stranger: hi
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: RAMIREZ

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: fuck. not u again!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They see me trullin~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: TEXAS
Stranger: SUCKS
You: I SAID TEXAS

Stranger: I SAID SUCKS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Wanna cyber
Stranger: Fem
You: texas
Stranger: Female
You: wrong answer
You: pew pew pew pew pew pew
You: pew pew pew pewpew
You: pew pew pew pew pew pew
You: pew pew pew pewpew pew pew

Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: POSTING THIS ON /B/ BBL
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: TEXAS
Stranger: asl
You: RAMIREZ, GET ME A SODA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bwhahah 4th kill!

Stranger: TEXAS
You: TEXAS
You: star
Stranger: STAR
You: <3
Stranger: LOL
You: lulz
Stranger: nice
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT HEAD WITH YOUR SHOE!
Stranger: RAMIREZ, GET THE AC130 WITH YOUR FACE
You: LMAO
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT MOOT WITH YOUR BOOT
Stranger: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THE AC130 WITH YOUR FACE GODDAMMIT! A CAT IS FINE TOO
You: RAMIREZ LAY DOWN COVERING FIRE WITH THAT BB GUN WHILE I HIDE BEHIND THIS BOX!
Stranger: RAMIREZ STOP FUCKING AROUND IM TRYING TO GET LAID TONIGHT
You: WRONG ANSWER FAGGOT
Stranger: A WILD DOUCHE HAS APPEARED!
Stranger: RAMIREZ TAKE IT OUT
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT TOKYO WITH A NUKE
Stranger: RAMIREZ BOOMER
You: RAMIREZ FUCKING DISCONNECT WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUSE
Stranger: RAMIREZ ITS MY KILL
You: REMIREZ I REFUSE TO HURT MY KILL TO DEATH RATIO
Stranger: REMIREZ NEITHER DO I
You: RAMIREZ, AN HERO!
Stranger: REMIREZ LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A STALEMATE
You: RAMIREZ AN HERO IN 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: RAMIREZ, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT AN HERO
Stranger: RAMIREZ NEVAR

Stranger: hi
You: Texas
Stranger: Corpus Christi
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR THROWING KNIFE
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT
Stranger: EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
You: WATCH OUT RAMIREZ HARRIER STRIKE INBOUND
Stranger: FFFFUUUU
You: RAMIREZ ACTIVATE THE TACTICAL NUKE
Stranger: NICE
Stranger: COOL STORY BRAH
Stranger: I NEED TO GO
Stranger: GOTTA FIND
Stranger: SOME SLUTS
You: RAMIREZ USE YOUR SEMTEX TO TAG THAT SLUT
Stranger: FUCK YEAH

sure is alot of fail with the Texas being first when it should be Star

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: you have 20 seconds to make me cum.
You: WRONG ANSWER
Stranger: hold em'
You: RAMIREZ MAKE THIS BITCH CUM WITH YOUR 2 INCH OF BLACK BEAST
You: PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: splurt
Stranger: argh
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: my eyes!
Stranger: you win
You: ROFL WAFFLES
You: RAMIREZ
You: SHOOT THIS BITCH WITH YOUR WATER GUN
Stranger: cum gun of stun/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mulit-Kill!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: TEXAS
Stranger: Florida
You: RAMIEREZ, TAKE DOWN THOSE BLACKHAWKS WITH SPITWADS

You: TEXAS
Stranger: hello
You: WRONG ANSWER!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: 阿什利？
You: WRONG ANSWER PRIVATE!
Stranger: asl?
You: MOVE OUT! GO GO GO!
You: RAMIREZ! NAIL MY SISTER!
Stranger: fuck you
You: CARRIER STRIKE INBOUND!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Does this mean I win?

Stranger: :"(
You: Hey!
You: whats rong?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male?
You: texas?
You: ???
Stranger: i asked if ur aguy
You: TANGO SUCKA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A while back I wrote a Python script that would connect two people on Omegle to each other through your computer. You could eavesdrop on their conversation, filter words in their messages to something else, say things while pretending to be one of them, kick one off in the middle of a conversation and take their place or connect a new person and have them take that place, and maybe some other shit I can't remember; lulz were had during my tests. There are still a couple of problems with it, but if anyone cares, I could try to fix it and post it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR!
Stranger: what an epic sad face
Stranger: my mom just died from ovarian cancer last week
You: I lost 30 thousand men in the blink of an eye...and the whole world just fucking watched
Stranger: ...what movie is that from i forgot
You: RAMERIEZ DIFFUSE THAT NUKE WITH YOUR KNIFE!
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: MODERN MEXICANS DOS
You: RAMERIEZ BLOW UP THAT AC130 WIHT A GRENADE!
Stranger: thats not from a movie...i just remembered
Stranger: RAMERIEZ YOU ARE A MEXICAN!
You: RAMERIEZ GIVE THAT WOMAN OVARIAN CANCER!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: people on here are mean
Stranger: i hate them
You: why?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: they all close the convo on me for no reason
You: don't worry I won't do that
You: I love you
Stranger: youre chill!
Stranger: haha I love you too
You: Thank you!
Stranger: why shouldnt i love you>?
Stranger: i have no reason NOT to
Stranger: asl?
You: exactly
You: wrong question fag
You: RAMIEREZ, TAKE DOWN THAT AC130 WITH THAT FRISBEE.

OP here-
I think they're catching on guys.

>.>

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: TEXAS
Stranger: sex
You: WRONG ANSWER SOLDIER
You: RAMIREZ, SATISFY MY WIFE
Stranger: ..
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT AIRCRAFT CARRIER WITH THIS SCREWDRIVER
Stranger: what s the fuck matter
You: RAMIREZ, EAT THIS GRENADE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: star
Stranger: m 18 washington
You: WORNG ANSWER, RAMIREZ
You: DISARM THE SUBMARINE WITH THESE PLEIRS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Texas
Stranger: bada bada, bada bada, boooom.
Stranger: Massachusettes.
You: MOVE OUT PRIVATE, TAKE OUT THAT MACHINE GUN WITH THIS REVOLVER SHELL CASING NEAR A BIT OF OLD FISH
You: These Russian dogs are like pussycats compared to the ones in Pripyat.
Stranger: damn right , TAKE THEM OUT SARGENT!
You: RAMIREZ, SUCK ME OFF!
Stranger: RIP THEM GODDAMN HEADS OFF! then sell them on the black market.
Stranger: yep yep
You: RAMIREZ, BRING ME THAT HORIZON IS A SHIT BAND
You: RAMIREZ, I'D LIKE SOME CHEESE FROM THE MOON
You: RAMIREZ, MAYBE YOU COULD KILL ME WITH A SPORK
Stranger: ramirez be forced to be gay i take it?
Stranger: SPORKS STAB EYES OUT. YEEEEEEAH
You: TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH A NIGGER
Stranger: GET THEM DAMN NIGGERS RIGHT OUT
You: FUCK YEAH, SEAKING
Stranger: DROP SOME FRAGS STAT!
You: RAMIREZ, YOUR FRUIT KILLING SKILLS ARE SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200158206

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>I agree

You: TEXAS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

: |

Just started up Mw2 to see if the call goes Texas then Star or Star and then Texas. They shout "Star, Star!" And then when the soldier doesn't reply, Foley says "the correct response is Texas, soldier." Therefore, you're all doing it wrong. It's Star, and then texas.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how old
You: TEXAS
Stranger: texas has the most inmates on death row
You: I SAID TEXAS DAMNIT
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and i am saying ur state has the most inmates on death row
You: WATCH OUT FOR THAT TURRET
You: TAKE IT OUT RAMIREZ
Stranger: you're an idiot
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: FUCK YOUR MOTHER
Stranger: STUIPD FUCK
Stranger: YOU WHORE
Stranger: DIMWIT
Stranger: FUCKFACE
Stranger: CUMFACE
You: RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT MY MOTHER WITH THAT GIANT COCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 28/F/TEXAS
Stranger: 16 m us
Stranger: how r u
You: FFFFUUUUUUU
Stranger: ?
Stranger: cam?
You: party van?
You: i have huge tits
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u wana cam?
You: ( o ) ( o )
You: like this big
Stranger: ok
You: tight vag
You: (.)
You: like this
You: goddamn son
You: you have school tomorrow
You: go to bed!
Stranger: no i dont
You: wait
You: did you drop out of school?
You: i am disappoint
Stranger: no i go to boarding school we r off till wed
Stranger: i mean thursday
You: ok
You: well im just fucking with you
You: im a dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Neener
You: TEXAS
Stranger: HEY!
Stranger: ALABAMA!
Stranger: You disconnected from me/
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT AC130 with your BARREL ROLL!
Stranger: say what
Stranger: ??
You: What is YOUR POSITION RAMIREZ!?

Kill

Stranger: hi
You: TEXAS
Stranger: FOFF

kill

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: texas
Stranger: heii
Stranger: how are u?
You: oh shit harrier strike
You: ramirez get to cover
Stranger: so??
You: friendly ac-130 in the air
Stranger: u have problem?
You: take out that harrier. we're losing men
Stranger: hmm iam confused
You: enemy nuke incoming
Stranger: :(
You: 10...
You: 9...
You: 8...
You: 7...
You: 6...
You: 5...
You: 4...
You: 3...
You: 2...
You: 1........
You: we have lost but the war has just begun
Stranger: 0
You: are you alive ramirez?
Stranger: what do you think??
You: that nuke should have killed you ramirez
Stranger: what ramirez?
You: enemy cobra in the air
Stranger: ah wong gemblung
Stranger: edan ,,edan
Stranger: ora ngerti inyong
You: where did soap go
Stranger: embuh takon karo aku
Stranger: aku ora ngerti
You: GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
Stranger: wogah
Your conversational partner has disconnected

this shit is priceless!

You: TEXAS
Stranger: TEXAS!
You: STAR
Stranger: OMGGG
You: WRONG ANSWER
You: I WILL FUCK YOU UP
Stranger: NOOO
You: TAKE OUT THAT NUKE WITH A KNIFE RAMIREZ
You: USE THAT CHILD AS A BODY SHIELD RAMIREZ
Stranger: KILL THAT JUGGERNAUT WITH A FLASHBANG RAMIREZ
You: SODOMIZE THAT VAMPIRE WITH A TEENAGE FNAGIRL RAMIREZ
Stranger: damn , you got a kill
Stranger: fuck u

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: You a fan of the ladies?
You: WRONG ANSWER
You: RAMIREZ WAST THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH YOUR BUTTER KNIFE
You: RAMIREZ TAKE THAT HELICOPTER OUT WITH YOUR GRANDMA
Stranger: Good lord I saw your ovaries on that one.
You: AWESOME
You: WANNA FUCK?
Stranger: You set it up.
You: ¬.¬
You: RAMIREZ
You: FUCK THIS SERIOUS FAGGOT UP
You: HE AINT AS EPIC AS EBM
You: kthxbai
You have disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: You can't join Mathletes, it's social suicide!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

6 CONFIRMED

You: TEXAS
Stranger: star
Stranger: 10, i rate people opening lines
You: AHAHAHAHAHAAH
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT AC-130 WITH THIS FLASHBANG
Stranger: m16 acog
Stranger: throwing knifes
Stranger: all day
You: RAMIREZ PROVIDE COVERING FIRE WITH THIS BANANA WHILE I GO IN THAT STRIP BAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DO I WIN?

winrar

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: indonesia
You: WRONG ANSWER RANGER!
You: MOVE OUT RANGER! AND TAKE OUT THAT AC120 WITH THIS FLASHBANG!
You: WE'VE GOT A TACTICAL NUKE!
You: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Stranger: what
Stranger: ???
You: QUICK, LAY SURPRESSING FIRE WITH YOUR PISTOL WHILE I HIDE IN A BOX
You: RAMIREZ! GIVE COVER FIRE
You: RAMIREZ! SHOOP DA WHOOP SOME NIGGA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: TEXAS
Stranger: agg
You: RAMIREZ OPEN FIRE
You: +1 CONFIRMED KILL

Stranger: asl
You: Come on!
You: Texas Damit!
Stranger: 20/m
You: Barak OBee!!!
You: Ramirez!
You: Blast enemy AC-130 with piss!
You: Tango Sucka!
Stranger: hey iam in indian
You: Tactical Header!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You faggots are all doing it wrong. The call is Star and the reply is Texas. You dumbfucks.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: great state
You: WRONG RESPONSE
You: OPEN FIREW
Stranger: san antionio us awesome
You: PEW PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: u r a loser
You: YOUR DEAD FAGGOT
Stranger: good one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: fail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: BOMBAY
You: who?
Stranger: sorry thought we were just naming cities
You: that's an unusual name
You: my name
You: is texas
You: actually bombay is mumbai now, internationally
Stranger: oh I see, never heard it as a name before.
You: im jk
You: my name is ramirez
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: SUCKS
Stranger: i just went
You: OSCAR MIKE?
Stranger: nopee.
You: ffffuuuuu

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

no scope

6105 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: star
Stranger: ?
You: i said star, do u copy?
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: ?

You: we got a bogey
You: Ramierez take him out!
You: pewpewpew
Stranger: I don't understand you
Stranger: fuck u
You: you are dead
You: ramierez killed u
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: piss out me
You: dead people can't talk u tool
Stranger: ok
You: check him 4 intel!
Stranger: I want u
Stranger: fight
Stranger: to u
You: Zombie!
Stranger: whf?
You: Ramierez, shoot it again!!!!!!!!!!!
You: pewpewpew
Stranger: wow
Stranger: middle school children?

You: pewpewpew
Stranger: so young
Stranger: u pussy man
You: pewpewpew
Stranger: left 4 dea
Stranger: d
You: Spitter!!!!!!
Stranger: 머라카노 시1발년아
Stranger: 디질래?

Stranger: 니미 십창
Stranger: 좆까라
Stranger: 시이발
Stranger: 병신새1끼
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heyy
You: TEXAS
Stranger: OO
Stranger: I KNOW THIS HAHA
Stranger: wait
You: OPEN FIRE!
Stranger: wait wait wait hahaha
You: RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR FRISBEE!
Stranger: i forced this out of my boyfriend last week
Stranger: lmaao
You: RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT NIGGER WITH THIS KFC
Stranger: ^ win
You: GOGOGO
Stranger: alright i need you to explain this haha
You: RAMIREZ! DESTROY THAT APC WITH THIS ASIAN!
You: KILL THE PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA WITH THIS SNOWBALL
Stranger: kill obama
You: RAMIREZ ! TAKE OUT THAT HARRIER WITH YOUR FISTS
Stranger: so question
Stranger: why are all guys into this
You: okay
Stranger: :D
You: i cant tell you because of rules 1 and 2
You: NUT
You: srry
You: BUT!
Stranger: FIGHTCLUB
Stranger: 4chan isnt it
You: i will tell you that if another guy does this say STAR
You: WTF
Stranger: haha
Stranger: TEXAS
You: YOU KNOW?!
Stranger: Duh
Stranger: haha blowjobs can get girls annnything
You: uh huuuhhhhhh

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: F/m??
You: WRONG ANSWER, RANGER
You: PEWPEWPEW
You: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
You: PEW
You: PEWPEWPEW
Stranger: Lol
You: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
You: PEW
Stranger: Do you play maplestory
You: PEWPEWPEW
You: RAMIREZ, GET ME SOME FUCKING PANCAKES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: TEXAS!
You: RAMIEREZ, TAKE DOWN THAT AC130 WITH THAT FRISBEE.
You: hey /bro
Stranger: WHATS UP /B/ROTHER
You: surprised i got an anon on the first go
Stranger: THIS IS MY 10TH RAMIREZ
Stranger: NOW DEFEND WASHINGTON DC FROM NUCLEAR MISSLES
You: MOVE MOVE MOVE
You have disconnected.

Insta kill!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Texas!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: no
You: WRONG ANSWER RANGER!
Stranger: walker?
Stranger: what? idk
You: NOW GET READY TO MOVE OUT, WE'VE GOTTA BE OSCAR MIKE AND MOBILE ASAP!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7 AND COUNTING

You: do it now!!!!!!!
Stranger: ok
You: take out the ac-130
You: wit your feet do it! ramirez!!!
You: NOW!!!!1
You: dammit type faster ramirez!!
Stranger: i will
Connection imploded.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: hey
Stranger: CANADIA
You: WRONG ANSWER SOLDIER
Stranger: fuck you!!!
Stranger: and your 24 medals
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR KNIFE
Stranger: tell me how...
Stranger: cuz i dont know what your saying
You: RAMIREZ, DEFEND BURGER CITY
You: RAMIREZ, SATISFY MY WIFE
Stranger: xHAHHA call of duty much..
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE ON THE WHOLE RUSSIAN ARMY WHILE I HIDE LIKE A BITCH
Stranger: bye
You: THIS IS NOT A GAME, SON
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200148255
You fail. its star then texas.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: SUCKS MY PENIS. CANADA WINS.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: Washington!
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT COCK AND BALLS WITH YOUR COCK AND BALLS!
Stranger: Um. o-o
You: FUCKING NOW!
Stranger: Um, no thanks. You're too violent with your all caps
You: Are you General Sheppard?
Stranger: Who the hell is General Sheppard?
Stranger: Or rather, what the hell is General Sheppard?
You: QUICK!
You: GET TO THE CHOPPER!

Kill

You: TEXAS
Stranger: kat or jen?
You: friendly ac130 inbound!
You: weapons free.
You: +50
You: +100
You: +150
You: +200
You: Multi-Kill!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: IS SATAN'S WHOREHOUSE
You: WRONG ANSWER COMMUNIST SCUM
Stranger: LOL WUT
Stranger: DON'T BE HATIN' ON ME, COWBOY
You: TAKE OUT THAT PORNSTAR WITH A BLACK RUBBER COCK RAMIREZ
Stranger: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, SIR
Stranger: I AM FRIGHTENED
Stranger: I AM 12 AND WHAT IS THIS
You: GET ON THE ROOF AND OPEN FIRE ON THAT LONELY HOUSEWIFE RAMIREZ
Stranger: STAY FROSTY
Stranger: THAT GAME
Stranger: IS
Stranger: NO
Stranger: GOOD

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected."


FUCKING SNIPERS! ;[

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: ARKANSAS
You: ENEMY PAVE LOW IN BOUND
You: TANGO DOWN?

You: TEXAS
Stranger: star
Stranger: Wait, is this SERIOUSLY still going on?
You: yeah
You: :"
You: so whats up
Stranger: not much.. lurking.
You: yeahs, me too
You: chika chika chika chika chika
You: is the sound you make when you type
Stranger: oh damn it is.
Stranger: holy fucking apeshit batman.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: TEXAS
Stranger: STAR
You: Omg you win!
You: :D
Stranger: sweet! XD

You: TEXAS
Stranger: SAXET
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT TANK WITH YOUR DICK
Stranger: do i have to?
You: ENEMY ATTACK HELICOPTER INBOUND
Stranger: what are you a wookie
You: PRIVATE, DIG A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND SHIT IN IT
Stranger: YES SIR
You: WE'RE WINNING THIS ONE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Stranger: ALKSDJFLEKJAS;LKDFJEIOAL;DSKFJ
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR FRISBEE
Stranger: CHRISTOPHER
Stranger: Deh mc dehs pants in the face of mcpants of DEH
You: RAMIREZ, PUT THAT BENGAY ON YOUR BALLS
You: RAMIREZ, WHAT IS HIS POWER LEVEL?
You: PRIVATE, A CAT IS FINE TOO
Stranger: what is it with you and Ramirez
Stranger: BLACK PEOPLE

7 and counting

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: Hey, just wanted to come online to say FUCK YOU.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm hit! Check your fire!

You: TEXAS!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: dont mess with texas
You: ENEMY AC130 INBOUND
Stranger: OH SHIT!
You: RAMIREZ! TAKE IT OUT WITH YOUR TAC KNIFE
You: RAMIREZ! GET ME A SODA
Stranger: ROGER!
Stranger: ROGER!
Stranger: WHERE THE HELL IS ROGER?!
You: RAMIREZ! DESTROY THAT TACTICAL NUKE WITH YOUR FET
Stranger: OH SHIT!
Stranger: WHY?!
You: HARRIER INBOUND
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: IM HIT!
Stranger: GOD SHIT SAVE MEEE!
You: RAMIREZ! PROTECT BURGETOWN WITH THIS FLASHBANG AND THIS .44 WITH NO AMMO
You: SHAKE IT OFF RANGER ITS JUST A FLESHWOUND
Stranger: FUCK IM DYING!
Stranger: FU....ck...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey iam a 19 year old male looking for a horny girl
You: Texas
You: Ramirez take out that ac-130 with your frisbee
You: !!!!!
You: DO it now!!!!
You: dammit type faster rmirez!
You: be usefull and take that tactical nuke out with your feet
You: DOOOOOOOOO EEEEEET
You: NOAAAAA
Stranger: Stop playing cod you fucking home
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

isn't it star before texas!?!?!?!?

Stranger: hey
You: TEXAS
Stranger: asl
Stranger: star!

You: FUCK OFF, WRONG ASNWER
You: OH SHIT
You: GOOD WORK
Stranger: yes!
You: You've done well, marine.
Stranger: thank you
You: Captain Sheth, logging off. I resign my battle record in your honour.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: TEXAS
Stranger: m/f?
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT HARRIOER WITH THIS FRISBEE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kill

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: texas
Stranger: Australia :)
You: ENEMY SPOTTED!
You: ac-130 in the air
You: ramirez take out that ac-130 with your throwing knife
Stranger: Dickhead

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hey
You: WRONG ANSWER YOU SICK FUCK
Stranger: W*
Stranger: shti
Stranger: stop
You: TAKE OUT THAT PEDOPHILE WITH A STINGER MISSILE RAMIREZ
Stranger: STAR
Stranger: fuck i love you

One Shot Kill, i just got ghillie for this shit

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JAI!
You: YEXAS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fail.

You: TEXAS!
Stranger: Go fuck

win

Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
Stranger: oh hey
You: nice
You: 4chan?
Stranger: yea
You: I was wondering how lolng it would take to meet another person playing this game
You: it's been 2 mins.
Stranger: its been 5 seconds
You: lol

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDED, ITS STAR AND THEN TEXAS!

You: YO
You: TEXAS
Stranger: suck my cock
You: hah,
You: bitch please
Stranger: you so want it
You: nah...
You: RAMIREZ, GTFO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kill 1

>>200160166
>>200160166
>>200160166
yes it is op is newfag

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Texas!
Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: wow
You: WRONG ANSWER FAGGOT
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN

You: TEXAS
Stranger: rocks
You: WRONG ANSWER SOLDIER
Stranger: sucks
You: A WILD RAMIREZ APPEARED
You: TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH STRING SHOT, RAMIREZ
Stranger: wtf is a "wild ramirex"
Stranger: -x+x
Stranger: +s
Stranger: s!
Stranger: s damnit
Stranger: not x
You: WTF, SOLDIER?
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: i'm not a soldier. i just pay your salary... soldier
Stranger: shoot a canadian for me, soldier
Stranger: rock on
You: I SHALL, SOLDIER
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: open fire!
You: *CANADIAN FEINTED*
Stranger: tax deduction well paid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: STAR!!
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR PLATOON
You: IN MY BUTT

Stranger: HOT MAN PENIS
You: OH shit.
You: Shit just got real.
Stranger: my dick is very flaccid
You: RAMERIZ TAKE OUT THAT FLACCID DICK
Stranger: it takes hours for me to get hard
You: FUCK, GET TO THE CHOPPPPAAAAAA
Stranger: OSCAR MIKE
Stranger: STAY FROSTY MARINES
You: DELTA SQUADRON SIR!
You: GO LOUD

Stranger: I USE THE SCAR CUZ IM A FAGGOT
Stranger: HOLO SIGHT
You: I USE THE RIOT SHEILD WITH THE FUCKIN CLAYMORES N SHIT.
Stranger: RIOT SHIELD WITH STINGERS AND C4
You: RIOT SHEILD IN FINAL STAND FTW.
Stranger: OH MY JESUS
Stranger: CROSS THE MAP RIOT SHIELD KILL
You: YA BITCH YA
Stranger: TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND
Stranger: ITS OVER MARINES
You: OH SHIT!
Stranger: BEE[
You: BLAST SHEILD GO!

Stranger: BEEEEEP
Stranger: BEEEEEEP
Stranger: BEEEEEEEP
You: EVERYONE
Stranger: KAMBLAMO!!
You: GET TO THE CHOOOPPPPPAAA
Stranger: SLO MO DEATH
You: DAMN.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: TEXAS
You: TEXAS
You: STAR!
Stranger: RAMIREZ, GET TO THE BURGER TOWN!
You: AFTER I TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH MAH BARREL ROLL!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: RAMIREZ WHAT IS YOUR POSITION MOTHAFUKER!?
Stranger: DERP
You: DERPA
Stranger: DERK
Stranger: DID YOU HEAR ME PRIVATE?!
Stranger: OH SHIT HARRIER STRIKE INBOUND!
You: TAKE IT OUT WITH YOUR FRISBEE!
Stranger: PISSING OUT THE WINDOW, AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW, ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!
You: I CAME!
Stranger: 200 get was fail
You: RAMIREZ YOU ARE A FAIL UNLESS YOU RAEP THAT MAILBOX WITH YOUR FLACID PENIS
Stranger: QUICK, USE NINETAILS TO TAKE OUT THE HARRIER!
You: CONSIDER IT DONE, SAY HAI TO ANON FOR MEH
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STAR
You: Texas
Stranger: WHERE IS YOUR COMPANY LOCATED?
You: Somewhere in hell :(
You: I want my mommy!
Stranger: RAMIREZ GO SAVE HIS COMPANY FROM HELL
You: yay!
You: thank you Mr Ramirez
Stranger: RAMIREZ SHAKE HIS HAND
You: =D
You: I love you ramirez!!!
Stranger: /b/rother?
You: I want your baby!!!
You: yep
Stranger: awesome
You: get this ITT
Stranger: yessssss it isssss

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: f or m?
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT AC 130 WITH YOUR THROWING KNIFE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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>>200148255
hey newfag, you say star, then texas

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Texas!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: usa??
You: Texas!
Stranger: ok good
You: WRONG ANSWER COMMI!!!
You: PEW PEW PEW
You: BRRR BRRR
You: PEW
PEW
PEW
You: NOW GO TAKE OUT THAT AC-130 WITH THIS JACKHAMMER
You: PEW PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW PEW ****KABBBOOOOM****
You: RAMIREZ, GET ME HOT FUDGE SUNDAY
You: PEW PEW PEW PEW

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Texas
Stranger: is big
You: wrong answer
Stranger: and ppl never seen the pop trees befor
You: now take out that chopper
Stranger: the SLAP CHOP
You: quick, man that .50 cal
Stranger: i have they chop all ur troubles away
Stranger: o ic u like cod
You: dammir Ramirez, move out!!!!
Stranger: call of duty 2 modern warfare 2
Stranger: theres olny one 2 tho
You: RAMIREZ HUSTLE TAKE OUT THAT EMP WITH YOUR THROWING KNIFE!
Stranger: dude ur a fag and a d bag
You: DO I GIVE A FUCK, RAMIREZ?
Stranger: yea u do deep in side
Stranger: and who the fuck i ramzie
You: RAMIREZ, KNIFE HIM WHILE I GO TO BURGER TOWN
Stranger: i was there a few times
Stranger: rangers lead the way
You: hoorah
Stranger: do u have live
You: Ramirez, this is no time for video games. Take out that satellite with your fork.
Stranger: ump 45 and 2 G18z baby thats all i need
Stranger: have u been a 70 yet
You: pew pew pew
Stranger: i leveled up to a 70 in one day
You: NUKE
Stranger: no like \
Stranger: 34 nukes
Stranger: u?
You: you know the password dontcha?
Stranger: yea i do
Stranger: its smoke weed
You: WRONG
You: isn;t that cute... but it's WRONG
Stranger: i bet ur a littel bitch and i could whoop ur ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: texas
Stranger: is wank
Stranger: what my name would be if i was spanish
You: RAMIREZ

that was epic

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: AUSTRALIA
You: OPEN FIRE!
You: *PEWPEWPEW
Stranger: pew pew pew pew
Stranger: pew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew
Stranger: hahahahah i win

anyone got that copypasta u use to scare pedos

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: WISCONSIN
You: RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT AC130 WITH THIS FLASHBANG
You: RAMIREZ, I NEED YOU TO FEED MY DOG
Stranger: NO, STEVE.
Stranger: I'M TIRED OF DOING ALL YOUR WORK FOR YOU.
You: RAMIREZ, YOUR FACE IS ON WRONG. GO FEED MY DAMN DOG
You: RAMIREZ USE IAMS NOT THE GENERIC CRAP
Stranger: DAMNIT STEVE,
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I WON'T
Stranger: I WON'T.
Stranger: I REFUSE.
You: RAMIREZ, YOU NEED TO NEVER GIVE HER UP
You: RAMIREZ STOP DANCING AND USE THIS FRISBEE ON THAT RUSSIAN PLATOON IN THE GAS STATION
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: male or female
You: RAMIREZ

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hellooo:)
You: TEXAS
Stranger: i love texas!
You: WRONG ANSWER SOLDIER
Stranger: oh
You: RAMIREZ, DEFEND BURGER TOWN
Stranger: oh what ,?
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THE GUNSHIP
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: Um.........................
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: hey whatsup =)
You: weapons free.
Stranger: kinda bored here lol, you wanna have some fun?
You: Ramirez! Take out that whore with your knife!
Stranger: do you have a cam? ;)
You: Man down! The camwore is just too powerful! Fall back!
Stranger: i got one, but your 18 right?
You: But we need to signal the green flares!
You: Shit! Keep fighting through!
Stranger: ok cool, can never be sure, bunch of little kids running around on here
Stranger: alright well im gonna show you something on my cam ok?
You: Ramirez! Take out that APC with your Javelin!
You: Up the stairs! Go go go!

heyy
Texas!
okayy i take it thts where yur from =]
ramirez! take out this ac 130 with this frisbee
ramirez suck my dick!
your conversational partner has disconnected

You: TEXAS
Stranger: i just got you!
You: WRONG ANSWER FAGGOT
Stranger: about ramirez right
You: RAMIREZ OPEN FIRE
Stranger: HOLY FUCK I JSUT GOT YOU
You: PEW PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: i was just like go longhorms
Stranger: and u were like no
You: YOU'RE DEAD FAGGOT
Stranger: holyyyy fuckkkkk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: TEXAS
Stranger: STAR
You: STAR
You: FUCKKK
Stranger: Hello /b/rotha
You: RAMIREZ
You: TAKE DOWN THE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR KNIFE
Stranger: GOT IT
Stranger: RAMIREZ
Stranger: MOVE OUT PRIVATE, POST ITT
You: GOT
Stranger: OVER AND OUT
You: IT

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
Stranger: STAR
You: WE'RE OSCAR MIKE
Stranger: THE GAME

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: TExas
Stranger: WALKER
You: Ramirez, massage my back with your ac130!

You: texas
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 23
You: woman
Stranger: u sure?
You: i am very sure
You: you?
Stranger: 21 m aus
You: RAMIREZ, USE YOUR PENIS TO TAKE OUT THAT CHOPPER GUNNER
You: RAMIREZ, USE A THROWING KNIFE AND TAKE DOWN THAT TACTICAL NUKE
You: RAMIREZ, GET ME A SODA
You: RAMIREZ, ANSWER ME PRIVATE
Stranger: LADY GET NAKED FOR ME
You: RAMIREZ, DO THE DIRTY SEAGULL AND TAKE OUT THAT SENTRY GUN
Stranger: naked
Stranger: now
You: RAMIREZ, USE YOUR FAGGOTRY TO FUCK ME UP THE BUM
You: RAMIREZ, USE THAT SHARPIE TO TAKE OUT THAT POOPER

Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
Stranger: WIN
You: ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING TIME, SOLDIER
You: NOW TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR MIND
Stranger: RAMIREZ DISCONNECT NOW !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:hi
You:Texas
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do i smell?
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: five people disconnected before either of us said anything.
Stranger: i'm getting self consious.
You: what does that even mean
Stranger: what does texas even mean.
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT FUCKING TANK!!!!!!1111oneone
Stranger: well i know it's a place but souting it rANDOMLY.
Stranger: SOCCER BASEMENT!
You: WTF SOLDIER
You: MAKE YOUR FUCKING MOVE!
You: WE ALLLL GONNNA DIEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: really?
You: GET TO THE CHOPPPPERRRRRRR
Stranger: is this that zombie thing i've been hearing about?
You: RUNNNNNNNNN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: heyy baby
You: GET UP TO THE WHISKEY MOTEL!
Stranger: 32/m/cali......can i be your gay daddy
You: MOVE MOVE MOVE
You: STRANGER TAKE POINT!
Stranger: i have 6 inch pubes comeing out of my ass hole ;D

you can floss your teeth with them baby]
Stranger: or i can titty fuck your ass
Stranger: suck on my dick while i fuck that ass
You: WATCH THE ROOFTOPS!
You: SNIPER!
You: WARNING DANGER CLOSE!
Stranger: want me to send u a picture of me upside down butt ass naked with a motorcycle helmet on?
You: Psh...since when did shepard ever care about danger close...
You: RAMERIEZ DIFFUSE THAT NUKE WITH YOUR KNIFE!
Stranger: the fuck is wrong with you?
Stranger: i just want some one on one lovein baby boy
You: I lost 30 thousand men in the blink of an eye...and the whole world just fucking watched
Stranger: ........me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think i just fucking won

You: TEXAS
Stranger: how are you fuck
Stranger: texas is bitch
You: UMAD?
Stranger: fuck you

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SEXAS
Stranger: ill give you a back massage with my hard dick
Stranger: SHUT UP TEXAS GUY
You: orly?
Stranger: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I LIKEW TEXY BUT I HATEO UY
Stranger: FUCK YOUR MOM@O!M@
You: HURR DURR
You: RAMIREZ
You: DISCONNECT CHAT
Stranger: ill give you a back massage with my hard dick
You: WITH YOUR KNIFE
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING
Stranger: go disconnect
Stranger: I DARE YOU
Stranger: I DOUBLE DARE YOU
You: MOTHERFUCKER

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200151071
lulz XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im hot
Stranger: fuk not u again
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT TURRET WITH YOUR BOOT!
You: RAMIREZ PAINT THE TARGET WITH YOUR DESIGNATOR!
Stranger: no just fuk off
Stranger: now
You: RAMIREZ SHOOT DOWN THAT AC-130 WITH YOUR EAR
Stranger: fukin do it
You: RAMIREZ EAT SOME CHICKEN
You: WITH YOUR FACE!
You: RAMIREZ COVER ME I'M TAKING A BATH!
Stranger: yeah u need sex lol
Stranger: virgin lol
You: RAMIREZ SHIT ON THIS CHEST WHILE I FETCH LUBE!
Stranger: u watch to much movies
Stranger: fuk hed
You: RAMEREZ SAVE UP TO 15% OR MORE ON YOUR CAR INSURENCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!
Stranger: mabe u should watch porn
Stranger: u fukin low life fuk hed
You: RAMEREZ SNEAK INTO THE ENEMY BASE AND RETRIEVE THE DATA
Stranger: ok bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>READ THIS SHIT, ITS STAR BEFORE TEXAS, NEWFAGS

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: hi
Stranger: a u livin' texas?
You: ARE YOU GENERAL SHEPPARD?
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: i'm korea
Stranger: i can't write english
You: YOU ARE PLAYING AS FIRST RECON'
Stranger: what is recon
You: YOU HAVE LEVELED UP!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: what the..
You: YOU GAIN 1 INCH ON YOUR BALL HAIRS
You: CONGRATULATIONS
Stranger: no kidding
Stranger: it is bored
Stranger: okay?
You: ARE YOU RUSSIAN?
Stranger: i'm a gangstarr
Stranger: mother fucker
You: ARE YOU SPEC OPS?
Stranger: give me your money bitch
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ병신
You: TAKE THE FUCKING RPG MOTHERFUCKER AND FUCKING FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCKER RUSSIAN RUSSIANS
Stranger: 영어쓰지마 개새꺄
You: IN THE AIRPORT
You: GET THE FUCK DOWN
You: HEAVY SUPPRESSIVE FIRE FROM THE EAST
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
You: SHIT
You: SHIT
You: SHIT
You: YOU ARE DEAD!
Stranger: shut the fuck up
You: YOU ARE DEAD!
You: OMG
You: NOONE CARES
Stranger: come on bitch
You: NOONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE
You: YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER CASUALTY

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: texas.
Stranger: TEXAS
You: TEXAS!
You: ...Texas, damnit...
Stranger: TEXXXXASS
You: OPEN FIRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: DIE COMMIE
Stranger: PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: RAMIREZ
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THIS INTERNET WITH YOUR LOLZ
Stranger: lmao. i dont think it started a new convo?
You: RAMIREZ, SHINE MY SHOES WITH YOUR DO-RAG
Stranger: YOU DIRTY MEXICAN GO SUCK A BLACK COCK
You: SUPPRESSING FIRE!!! RAMIREZ, RUN TO WHISKEY HOTEL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello stranger
Stranger: 18 f ny
You: 18 m texas
You: Enemy pave low inbound
Stranger: HAHA!
Stranger: i'm not sure what means
You: it's ok you're safe in NY
You: there are riots here in texas
Stranger: lol that sounds exciting
You: the blacks are trying to revolt
Stranger: revolt against what
Stranger: lol
You: normal black stuff
You: taking care of their kids, not being ignorant monkeys
You: smoking menthals
You: the usual
Stranger: omgggg
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that's mean
Stranger: but hilarious
You: it's not funny
You: the blacks are slowly taking over
You: it was too late when Kanye West became famous
You: he gave them hope
Stranger: lollll
You: Obama has taken over
You: we must stop them
You: if we don't we'll all be speaking ebonics and mexican in the next few years.
Stranger: lol omggg
You: the white mans english will be no more
Stranger: lol a scary though
Stranger: thought*
You: yep
You: they will make the whites their slaves
Stranger: kinkyyy
You: We have Epic Beard Man to thank for the defense we have now.
You: Have you heard of his tale?
Stranger: no ihave not
You: It was very recent.
You: It was on a public transit bus in Oakland California
You: Feb 20 2010
You: I remember it like it was yesterday
Stranger: Oh, do share his tale.
You: A man by the name of Amber Lamps started yelling at an elderly white man
You: trying to rob him
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hi?
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT NUKE WITH YOUR THROWING KNIFE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: Texas!
Stranger: asl?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: alaska
You: TOO BAD RANGER
You: NOW MOVE OUT RAMIREZ!
Stranger: ???
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT TANK WITH THIS SQUIRT PISTOL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: THAT IS NOT THE C-FUCK
Stranger: RAMIREZ BOMB HIS NAZI ASS
You: RAMIREZ OPEN FIRE
You: RAMIREZ WHOS SIDE YOU ON!?!?!
Stranger: I HAVE RAMIREZ
Stranger: NO
You: I HAVE RAMIREZ
You: RAMIREZ WTF>?1
Stranger: HE'S MINE
You: IF I CANT HAVE HIM. NO ONE CAN!
You: FRAG OUT
Stranger: RAMIREZ BEND OVER, I'LL SHOW YOU THAT YOU'RE MINE
You: RAMIREZ NO!
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK THROW THE FRAG BACK RAMIREZ
You: WTF RAMIREZ WTF?1
Stranger: YOU'RE GONNA GET US BOTH BLOWN U- FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Stranger: MY DICK MY POOR DICK
You: AHHAHH DONT FUCK WITH ME.
You: U.S.A!
Stranger: BEAT CANADA
You: RAMIREZ GET ME A COKE.
Stranger: He can't he's blown up.
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

winrar

i FOUND ONE OF YOU /B/TARDS, WIN.

Stranger: TEXAS
You: tar
You: use your knife to take out the trash!
Stranger: OMG yessss
Stranger: -_^ how did u no that
You: once complete use your ac210 to turn on the TV and open my beer!!
Stranger: :O run away

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: as
Stranger: Texas!
You: star
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: 4chan?
You: hello /b/rother
Stranger: Hey xD
You: hows the trolling going
Stranger: It's pretty good.
Stranger: Mostly guys going, oh wow, texas? are you a girl?
You: haha they wont even talk to me anymore. i guess theyve been trolled already
Stranger: Lol.
You: posting ITT

>>200162164
>>200162164

now what? lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: heyy baby
You: GET UP TO THE WHISKEY MOTEL!
Stranger: 32/m/cali......can i be your gay daddy
You: MOVE MOVE MOVE
You: STRANGER TAKE POINT!
Stranger: i have 6 inch pubes comeing out of my ass hole ;D

you can floss your teeth with them baby]
Stranger: or i can titty fuck your ass
Stranger: suck on my dick while i fuck that ass
You: WATCH THE ROOFTOPS!
You: SNIPER!
You: WARNING DANGER CLOSE!
Stranger: want me to send u a picture of me upside down butt ass naked with a motorcycle helmet on?
You: Psh...since when did shepard ever care about danger close...
You: RAMERIEZ DIFFUSE THAT NUKE WITH YOUR KNIFE!
Stranger: the fuck is wrong with you?
Stranger: i just want some one on one lovein baby boy
You: I lost 30 thousand men in the blink of an eye...and the whole world just fucking watched
Stranger: ........me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: OKLAHOMO
You: TAKE OUT THAT AC-130 WITH YOUR BOOT!
Stranger: not u again bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200148255
That was me!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
You: TEXAS DAMMIT
Stranger: ew
Stranger: FLORIDA
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE THAT CHOPPER OUT WITH YOUR TACTICAL KNIFE
Stranger: that would be intense
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE THAT ASS OUT WITH YOUR COCK
Stranger: can do
You: RAMIREZ, X THAT Y WITH YOUR Z
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: STAR!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: RAMIREZ
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Stranger: whoa...uh im good
Stranger: oh ok lol
You: want to fuck bitch ?
You: your sexy
Stranger: um...i dnt know you lol
You: i love your red font
You: its making me wet
You: i mean hard
Stranger: for a second there i though you were a girl lol
You: i am
Stranger: so how are you getting hard?
You: my butt clinches and gets hard
You: like my cock
You: i mean my vagina

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: texas
Stranger: star!
You: keep up the good work soldier
Stranger: you too
You: we will rendevous at whiskey hotel
You: at 0900
Stranger: yes sir
Stranger: captain webb out
You: Ramierez out
You have disconnected.

You: texas
Stranger: Arizona!
Stranger: Oh shi-
You: weapons free
You: enemy chopper inbound
Stranger: EMP!
You: take down that ac130 with ur flashbang]
Stranger: Nah
You: stranger get my gun and clean it, then feed my dog
Stranger: sTAR!
You: enemy harrier strkike inbound
You: tactical nuke deploying
You: DAMN
You: abort
Stranger: This is bad
You: aboort
You: friendly fire

>CALL: STAR REPLY: TEXAS
>CALL: STAR REPLY: TEXAS
>CALL: STAR REPLY: TEXAS
>CALL: STAR REPLY: TEXAS

You: YEXAS
Stranger: STAR!
You: *high fice*
You: five*
You: shiit i can't type
Stranger: =D
Stranger: hahahahah
You: yeeep
You: so hows it going
Stranger: It's going pretty good
Stranger: Bored
Stranger: Wbu?
You: my vag hurts :"
You: other than that i;m pretty good
You: i got a fuckin smoothie
You: shits so cash
Stranger: ........
Stranger: Cool cool.
You: bananna berry goodness
You: mmmmm smoothie
You: run into any other /b/rothers yet?
Stranger: no.
You: you're my fifth so far :"
Stranger: Yeah you're the first person to say that to me today
Stranger: on here
You: oh lawd
You: my smoothie is almost gone
You: oh..
You: its gone
Stranger: lmfao
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT T HIS TRASH WITH YOUR ASSHOLE
You: DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF, PRIVATE?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


aww...he lasted a good long while

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yop
You: TEXAS
Stranger: FRANCE
You: RANGER MOVE OUT.
Stranger: OMFG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200162557
THAT SHIT WAS ME!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: cirebon
You: WRONG ANSWER SOLDIER
You: RAMIREZ MAEK ME A TURKEY SANDWICH THEN TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH IT
You: AND DO A BARREL ROLL
Stranger: whats going on
Stranger: its not my busines''
You: GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS RAMIREZ AND USE YOUR FRISBEE TO KILL THE RUSSIAN PLATOON AT THE GAS STATION
Stranger: ah u are wierd
You: GET TO THE BURGERTOWN RAMIREZ!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: hey, 16/m/usa + webcam
You: RAMIREZ, GET THE AC130
You: FRIENDLY AC130 INBOUND
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im gay and male
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: texas
Stranger: SUCKS MY PENIS. CANADA WINS.
Stranger: AHAHA ITS YOU.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: mooo
You: WRONG ANSWER BITCH
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT HARRIER WITH THIS FRISBEE
You: RAMIREZ DISARM THAT BOMB WITH THIS APPLE CIDER

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR?!
Stranger: Texas
You: oh thank god.
Stranger: Wait, damnit, I forget the rest of this
You: It's alright.
You: 4chan?
Stranger: aye
You: i think this was it.
You: it was pleasant.
Stranger: been a while tho since ive done warfare
Stranger: yes indeed
Stranger: pleasure
You: grenadeeeeeeeee!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i like pie
You: Ramirez take out that ac130 with your throwing knife
Stranger: no u
Stranger: i cum on you :D
You: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT
You: RAMIREZ REDIRECT YOUR CUM AT THE ENEMY
Stranger: zomg jews alert!!!!!!
You: RAMIREZ I TOLD YOU TO HARRIER STRIKE THOSE JEWS
Stranger: HOLY SHIT ITS HITLER

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Texas!
Stranger: kia ora
Stranger: new zealand
You: wrong answer
You: Airstrike in bound
Stranger: fire in the hold
Stranger: get down get down
You: Ramirez! Take out that ac130 with your knife!
You: Ramirez! Get me a beer!
You: We're Oscar Mike!
Stranger: si senor
You: Ramirez, take out that enemy army with your penis!
Stranger: ou est-ce qu'on met le fauteil
Stranger: ?
You: Ramirez! quit it with that french bullshit!
Stranger: si senor
Stranger: oink
Stranger: damn piggies
You: Ramirez! I'm hit!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: TEXAS
Stranger: asl?
You: TEXAS DAMNIT!

first kill

Stranger: Salve. :]
You: texas
Stranger: Again?
You: TEXAS
Stranger: GLASSES, MOFO.
You: MOTHERFUCKING TEXAS
You: DO YOU SPEAK IT
Stranger: LOUISIANA OWNS YO ASS.
Stranger: Nope.
You: TEXAS
You: TEXAS
You: TEXAS
Stranger: WE GOT THEM CREOLES.
You: TEXAS
You: TEXAS
You: TEXAS
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOLOLOL. Glad I got to say the Texas Goddamn it shit.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: texas
Stranger: m 15 us
Stranger: u
Stranger: wow you again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: TARA?
Stranger: damn it
You: TAKE OUT THAT HARRIER!
Stranger: ae?
You: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Stranger: WANGANUI
You: WANG WANG! USE YOUR MIDGET DICK TO DISARM THAT NUKE!
Stranger: HAHAH WTF?
You: FASTER! THRUST FASTER!
Stranger: WHAT A SICKO
You: GOD DAMNIT YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US! THRUST YOU MIDGET FAGGOT!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: GOD DAMNIT WANG WANG! FUCKING CHINK! YOU'LL KILL US A-
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: get on that turret ramirez
You: PEW PEW PEW
You: SPLOSIONS EVERYWARE, BABIES COMING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: texas!
Stranger: wassup imm dude
Stranger: MARYLAND
You: NOW TAKE OUT THAT HARRIER WITH THIS FRISBEE.
Stranger: wtf...
You: RAMIEREZ, TAKE DOWN THAT AC130 WITH THAT FRISBEE.
Stranger: WTF U TALKIN BOUT
You: MOVE OUT PRIVATE, AND TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH THIS FLASHBANG!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: EW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

so close

>>200160638
how did i know this newfag would post our lame chat.

Stranger: hey whatsup =)
You: NM
You: asl???
You: 17/f/TEXAS
Stranger: kinda bored here lol, you wanna have some fun?
You: GET TO BURGER TOWN!
Stranger: do you have a cam? ;)
You: RAMIREZ!
You: Eat Burger Town like the
Stranger: i got one, but your 18 right?
You: Eat burgers like the Russians are invadeing!
Stranger: ok cool, can never be sure, bunch of little kids running around on here
Stranger: alright well im gonna show you something on my cam ok?
You: Ramirez!
You: Sexual Predator Inbound!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
You: TEXAS DAMMIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
You: TEXAS DAMNIT!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mine Kill, #2 :-3


first kill

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Texas
Stranger: heyaaa((:
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wanaa do me a favor please(: ?
You: Ramirez take out that tactical nuke with your DICK
You: DO IT
You: take cover!
You: ac-130 inbound
You: take it out with your frisbee ramirez
You: !
Stranger: modern warfare 2?
You: mabe.
Stranger: that games insane <3
You: so whats up?
Stranger: caaaan youu do me a favor :D ?
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: once againn.
You: whats that?
You: dammiit type faster ramirez
Stranger: &before ieven say what it is,its NOT ferr justin bieber.itss ferr mee.
Stranger: http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_Baby?page=31
Stranger: vote ferr bieberbrigade?
Stranger: please(:?
Stranger: so yeah?
You: ugh.
You: Ramirez gtfo outa here
You: NOW!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[23:45:33] <RAMIREZ> STAR
[23:45:45] FAGGOT ran away.

You: hey
Stranger: wet pussy looking for big cock
You: horny gay boy looking for daddy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: TEXAS!!
You: WRONG ANSWER, RANGER
Stranger: ROWDY UP THE COWBOYS, WERE GOING IN
You: MOVE OUT PRIVATE, AND TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH THIS FLASHBANG!
You: DID YOU HEAR ME PRIVATE?!
Stranger: I DUNNO WHAT THAT MEANS PARTNER, BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST
You: QUICK, LAY SUPPRESSING FIRE WITH THIS PISTOL WHILE I HIDE IN A BOX!
You: MOVE MOVE MOVE
Stranger: sounds difficult. hahaha, whats up?
You: OPEN FIRE!
Stranger: I'VE BEEN SHOT
You: RAMIREZ USE YOUR FEET TO DESTROY THAT TACTICAL NUKE!
Stranger: please speak normal. i wanna conversation!!!
Stranger: :D
You: RAMIREZ, GET THAT NIGGER.
Stranger: :O
You: DUCK FOR COVER
Stranger: good thing im not black

You: TEXAS
Stranger: texas toast
Stranger: mm
Stranger: with nutella
Stranger: im down
You: =(
You: RAMIREZ GET ME A COKE
Stranger: no sir
Stranger: i just got you a coke 5 minutes ago
Stranger: sir
You: RAMIREZ, SHINE MY SHOES WITH YOUR DO-RAG
Stranger: sir im not black sir
You: RAMEREZ SAVE UP TO 15% OR MORE ON YOUR CAR INSURENCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!
You: RAMIREZ SHOOT DOWN THAT AC-130 WITH YOUR EAR
Stranger: tom its your mom stop playing with yourself and talking to strangers
Stranger: go to bed you have school in the morning
Stranger: i dont want to hear that back talk
You: AMIREZ USE YOUR FEET TO DESTROY THAT TACTICAL NUKE!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: TEXAS

You: STAR?
Stranger: STAR?
You: fuck you Ramirez
You: you know nothing about the situation we are in
Stranger: no u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: Gay butthole sex
You: WRONG RESPONSE COCKBOY FIRE AWAY ALPHA TEAM
You: WE GOT FAG TANGOS
You: RAMIREZ DISTRACT THEM WITH YOUR BODY IM GONNA GO TO BURGER TOWN
Stranger: I want ur cock
You: RAMIREZ THERES TO MANY FAGS WE GOTTA AN HERO WITH THE TACTICAL NUKE
You: RAMIREZ SET US UP TEH BOMB
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: 0
Stranger: Ohh I just stuck my cock in my bfs ass
You: RAMIREZ IS THAT YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200162753
and me we can be bffl

Stranger: STAR
You: Star
Stranger: TEXAS?
You: Texas
Stranger: WHERES YOUR UNIT SOLDIER?
You: My what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone's doing it wrong,

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi(:
You: TEXAS
You: i said TEXAS soldier
Stranger: go dallas cowboys!!!
You: wrong answer
Stranger: ohhh true??
You: that's not the answer soldier
Stranger: the answer is C
Stranger: final answer
You: ramirez!!!!
You: russians attack the white house
You: defend burguer town!!!!
Stranger: oh u see im not ramirez... im Chelsey. thats why i dont understand you.
You: THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS RAMIREZ
You: WE NEED HIM
You: TO BEAT THAT BITCHES' ASS
You: W/O HIM WE ARE DONE
Stranger: hmmm well i saw him go that way... --->
You: RAMIREZ, KILL THAT NIGGA!!!!
Stranger: omgoodness i dont appriciate ur language
Stranger: that is offensive
You: FUCK, RAMIREZ, THE NIGGA IS STILL THERE
You: & I CAN'T DO NOTHING BUT MYSELF
You: BY*
Stranger: bahahah u cant do anything but urself...
Stranger: there is no i in team
You: EXACTLY, TEAM
You: RAMIREZ KILLS ENEMY, I WATCH
Stranger: ur sick
You: YEA
You: I'M FUCKIN CRAZY
You: OMG
Stranger: i can tell
You: A WILD NIGGLET APPEARS!!!!
Stranger: oh no.
You: DAMN, RAMIREZ, I'M OUT OF NIGGABALLS
You: GO TO THE NIGGASHOP & BRING ME ONE
Stranger: ohh okay
Stranger: byeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hard battle, but my 1st kill!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: figalo!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: pew pew pew?
Stranger: get low ramirez?
You: RAMEREZ TAKE OUT THAT TURRET WITH YOUR HELMET
You: COVER ME RAMEREZ I'M TAKING A SHIT!
Stranger: get the fuck outta here!
You: RAMIREZ I'M ORDERING CHINESE WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
Stranger: SESAME CHICKEN!
You: RAMIREZ DO A BARREL ROLL
Stranger: GOT IT
Stranger: PEW PEW
You: *EVASIVE MANUVERS*
Stranger: WERE GOOD
You: GOOD JOB RAMIREZ THAT WAS CLOSE
You: YOU'RE GOT A NEW OBJECTIVE
Stranger: ROGER
You: TAKE OUT THAT PILLBOX WITH THIS SHOVEL!
You: GO GO GO!
Stranger: THATS A NEGATIVE
You: :0
Stranger: I FOUND A GRENADE
You: RAMIREZ BE CAREFUL THERE ARE FRIENDLIES IN THE AREA
Stranger: BOOOOOOM!
You: Mission Failed, Retry?
You: Change Diffuculty?
Stranger: DENIED
You: *main menu*
Stranger: INPLANTING VIRUS
Stranger: ,,,,
Stranger: .....
Stranger: ,,,,
You: Spec ops? Multiplayer? or Campaign>
Stranger: .....
You: *modding xbox*
Stranger: V IRUS UPLOADED
You: You are not lvl 70 10th prestige
Stranger: destroy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
You: ahhhh
You: *game crashes*
Stranger: GOODBYEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200162499
Stranger: hi
You: help
You: me
You: masturbate
Stranger: ok first are you a guy or girl
You: both
Stranger: lol
You: i am a hermaphrodite
Stranger: cool lol
You: except my penis came from a chickenand my vagina from a buffalo

Stranger: do you believe in god?
You: yes
You: do you believe in Texas!
Stranger: yes i live there
You: Rong Answer!
You: Tactical Nuke Inbound!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: SUCKS
You: TAKE OUT THAT HARRIER WITH YOUR LIBIDO
Stranger: CAPS LOCK
You: RAMIREZ, SHOOT MY CAPS LOCK

lmfao. already had a /b/tard harass him. win, anon

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for horny girl
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: i got you already
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: texas
Stranger: okay is this some 4chan shi?
Stranger: i'm gonna go get the response word
Stranger: wait one sec
You: newfags cant omegle
Stranger: ...not a newfag
You: RAMIREZ DO A BARREL ROLL
Stranger: newfags can't triforce, old fags don't triforce
Stranger: which are you?
You: RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT NEWFAG
Stranger: oh, STAR
Stranger: no shit
You: Fucking newfag
Stranger: say STAR damnit
You: You're the cancer thats killing /b

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi asl
You: Texas!!
Stranger: star!
You: i ooves you =D\
Stranger: aw.
Stranger: thats more than you could ever give me by answering the ASL
You: ASLAN?!?!
You: jesus lion is jesus

You: TEXAS!
Stranger: FUCK TEXAS
Stranger: ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS
You: WRONG ANSWER FAGGOT
You: RAMIREZ! ENEMY SPOTTED
Stranger: LICK COW-BALLS
You: RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT AC-130 WITH THIS FRISBEE
You: TYPE FASTER RANGER!
Stranger: AC 130 is low enough for a frizbee, we got problems sir
You: RAMIREZ! ENEMY NUKE INCOMING TAKE IT OUT WITH YOUR FEET
Stranger: BOOTS AWAY!
You: FASTER RANGER!
Stranger: I'M TAKING A SHIT! FIRE IN THE HOLE!
You: RAMIREZ! PROTECT BURGERTOWN WITH THIS MAGNUM, AND A SINGLE STUN
Stranger: MAN DOWN! I'M HEMORAGING! CORPSMAN!
You: RAMIREZ! WERE OSCAR MIKE
Stranger: MOVE IT OUT
You: RAMIREZ! ITS ONLY A FLESHWOUND
Stranger: DEPLOYING UAV
You: RAMIREZ! STEAL THAT CHOPPER GUNNER!
Stranger: I'M TOO CLOSE FOR MISSLES, SWITCHING TO GUNS
You: FASTER RANGER
You: ENEMY EMP!
Stranger: STINGER AWAY!
You: KEEP UP THE WORK RANGER!
You: WERE OSCAR MIKE
Stranger: LAV!!! CONTACT RIGHT 3'O'CLOCK!
You: STAY FROSTY
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: heyy
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT TANK WITH THIS CHICKEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
You: TEXAS GODDAMNIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Killed.

You: Texas
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl please
You: texas
Stranger: age
Stranger: boy or girl
You: FRAG OUT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: fuck.
Stranger: texas
You: RAMIREZ!!!!!!!!!

die american..

Where ever you are /b/rother, that was pretty funny man.
I'm going back to reading.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TEXAS
You: Star
You: hey /b/rother
Stranger: haha wad up
You: nada... watching [as]
Stranger: who will get the kill?
You: It's a standoff
You: I think i'll send in the Deathstar.... fuck. the harpoons would be being nice to Ramirez
Stranger: Ramirez flash-bang out!
You: sad thing is that i don't even play mw2
You: or any games
Stranger: hahhaa
You: yeah i know
You: i read
Stranger: HAHHAAHHA
You: and live in america.... go figure
Stranger: you get kill just for that hahah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: WHAT ARE YA BUYIN'?
You: TEXAS!
You: TEXAS! DAMMIT REPLY SOLDIER!
Stranger: YES?
Stranger: YES.
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: TEXAS.
You: WRONG ANSWER MOFO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: Hey
You: TEXAS DAMNIT!
Stranger: lol i heard the first time
You: RAMIREZ, LAST MAG MAKE IT COUNT
You: RAMIREZ, DONT TOUCH THAT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#3, UAV deployed


first kill

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Texas!
Stranger: ?
You: WOLOLOL
You: WRONG ANSWER FAG
Stranger: how are u
You: TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN WITH AN AK47 RAMIREZ
Stranger: i'm sorry i'm didn't speek English
You: WHAT A FASSY
Stranger: The age becomes how?
You: YOUR MOTHER.
Stranger: hahaha...
You: YOU GONNA GET NUKED WITH MISSILES, SANDNIGGER
Stranger: They are former 17 years old
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE DOWN THE PEDOPHILE
Stranger: and you ?
Stranger: ????
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: TAKE POINT!
Stranger: Lives now and the place next [tin] the song?
You: I'M A MAN YOU FUCKER
Stranger: no!!
Stranger: YOU FUCKER
Stranger: bye

guys it is star then texas...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: .......................
You: TEXAS
You: SUPRESS THAT NUKE WITH YOUR FACE
Stranger: crazy
You: RAMIREZ SUPRESS THAT NUKE WITH YOUR FACE
You: RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT CHOPPER WITH YOUR PENIS
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>200163829
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: shalom
You: texas
Stranger: im jewish
Stranger: who r are u
You: I'M HITLER
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAA
You: I'VE COME BACK
You: TO KILL JEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: oo shitt that isnt even funny
You: I'M MOTHERFUCKIN HITLERRRRRRR
Stranger: my dad died in the holocaust
You: DONT WORRY
You: YOU WILL BE SOON WITH HIM
You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: shit
Stranger: ur fuked up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
2nd kill

Stranger: hey
You: texas
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: Star
You: fuck you ramirez
Stranger: Use your mom to dismantle the russian army while I hide in a box
Stranger: Cover that room
Stranger: Go go go
You: take out that UAV with your dick
Stranger: Ceasefire, it's oscar mike.
Stranger: Stay frosty.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wattup
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: Fuuuuuuck, stop connecting to me
Stranger: ramirez
You: WRONG ANSWER
Stranger: its the third tiiiiime
You: RAMIREZ! DO A BARREL ROLL WITH THIS CLAYMORE
You: RAMIREZ WE NEED YOU TO DEFEND THIS BURGER TOWN WITH YOUR LAUNDRY!
Stranger: ill drop a care package on ramirezs head
You: RAMIREZ! USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!
Stranger: you need to get a life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS
Stranger: ILLINOIS
You: PRIVATE REPORT IN
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT CHOPPER WITH YOUR LAZER BEAM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: hi :)
You: HELLO
You: TEXASS.
You: TEXXXAS.
Stranger: are you crazy?
Stranger: hahaha
You: RAMIREZ. YOU GOT OWNED BY 4CHAN!
You: WRONG ANSWER!
Stranger: 뭔 개소리야 ㅡㅡ
Stranger: 씨팔놈아
You: RAMIREZ
You: INVADE KOREA WITH A FRISBEE!
You: RAMIREZ!! LEARN JAPANESE AS WELL!
Stranger: ...................하하핳하ㅏㅎ하하하하하하
You: RAMIREZ!!! DONT LET THE STRANGER DISCONNECT!
Stranger: 별 미친놈을 다보겟네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Texas!
Stranger: Heya =)
Stranger: El Paso!
You: wrong answer
You: Enemy Harrier inbound!
You: ramirez! take out that harrier with your pistol!
Stranger: Ramirez! Do everything!
You: Care package incoming!
Stranger: Remirez! Tango behind that barrier!
Stranger: Remirez! We have hostiles on the catwalk!
You: Ramirez! Give me a blowjob!
Stranger: Remirez! My dick, Suck it!
Stranger: <.<
You: O_o
Stranger: Nice.
You: We're Oscar Mike...
You: ps.
You: /b/>
You: ?
Stranger: Chyea =D
You: nice
Stranger: Kaybuhbyenow.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: omg hi! :)
You: you have enlightened me, your like a smalll ahiry buddah
Stranger: lol whaa!
You: you ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the refridgerator, im not mad im impressed
Stranger: i sure did
Stranger: tee hee
You: theres a party in my pants
You: ...........when in rome
Stranger: can i cum?>
You: u know i dont speak spanish
Stranger: fuck you

You: TEXAS
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m/f?
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT AC 130 WITH YOUR KNIFE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: WOOHOO
You: RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT PILLBOX WITH YOUR BURGER TOWN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TEXAS
Stranger: good morning ^^
Stranger: british :S
You: Fucking Britfags
Stranger: excuse me
You: You're the cancer that is killing the world
Stranger: and your american speak for yourself
You: RAMIREZ DISABLE THAT BRITFAG

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
You: texas
You: TEXAS
Stranger: haha. nice.
Stranger: m/f?
You: RAMIREZ SUPRESS THAT NUKE WITH YOUR FACE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: TEXAS!!
Stranger: FUCK TEXAS
Stranger: SPAWNED FUCKING GW BUSH
You: WRONG ANSWER!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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>>200164631
>>200164631
>>200164631
>>200164631


WIN

I'm at two kills bitches...

You: Texas
Stranger: PA
You: INCOMING FRAG!
Stranger: more like incoming faggot
Stranger: you faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bump

#4
You: TEXAS
Stranger: china
You: THE PAVEPAWS ARRAYS ARE DOWN!
Stranger: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The invasion has begun, take cover!!!

You: asl?
Stranger: Hey looking for a date anywhere in the world. 19 m England.
You: 18 f texas
Stranger: what city?
You: austin
Stranger: What''s ya name?
You: Anita Bonghit
Stranger: oh ok nice name
Stranger: sounds French
You: My real name is Anita Ramirez
You: but my parents got divorced
You: and my name changed
Stranger: Ah ok
Stranger: I used to know someone with the surname bonghit
Stranger: I think they were Belgian actually
Stranger: it's quite common there.
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT CHOPPER GUNNER WITH YOUR PENIS
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: G
Stranger: STAR
Stranger: RAW
Stranger: JEANS
You: OMG
You: YES
You: /B/
Stranger: No
You: /b/*
Stranger: but i've seen this shit before
Stranger: i like 2 fuck wit people too b
Stranger: peace ;)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: THIS IS UNSAFE
Stranger: HI :P
You: TEXAS
You: RAMIEREZ, TAKE DOWN THAT AC130 WITH THAT FRISBEE.
You: DID YOU HEAR ME PRIVATE
Stranger: TALK LIKE THAT AGAIN AND THE BEAR GETS IT.
You: MOVE MOVE MOVE
You: No
You: pedobear?
Stranger: YESSIR.
Stranger: pedobear.
You: oh my god!
You: let him go!
Stranger: never!
Stranger: type faster!
Stranger: faster stranger!
You: RAMIEREZ, TAKE DOWN THAT STRANGER AND GET PEDOBEAR TO THE FIELD HOSPITAL
Stranger: FASTER!
Stranger: copy that.
Stranger: bye byeee
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You: Texas!
Stranger: New York!
You: WRONG ANSWER FAGGOT
You: RAMIREZ, GET TO THE CHOPPER
Stranger: i'm a girl
You: TAKE THEM DOWN WITH RIFLEz

You: texas
Stranger: STAR
You: helll yahh
You: now take out the fucking chopper with your chicken
<most friendlys shot>

Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: TEXAS
You: GET UP PRIVATE!

they are sitting ducks

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TEXAS!
Stranger: why hello
Stranger: Uh no,
You: Makarov... You ever hear the old saying, the enemy of my enemy is my friend?
Stranger: Yes, why?
You: Shepherd is using site Hotel Bravo. You know where it is. I'll see you in hell.
Stranger: What???
You: I know you can hear me on this channel Makarov.
Stranger: You don't make ANY sense.
You: Give me what you've got on Shepherd, and I'll take care of the rest.
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
You: This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero. Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die.
Stranger: Call of duty?
Stranger: Rea;;y?
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You: texas
Stranger: why is everyone frm texes on!
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You: TEXAS
Stranger: hello
You: TEXAS
Stranger: i see
You: TEXAS YOU FAGGOT!
You: RAMIREZ, USE YOUR DICK TO DISARM THAT C4
You: THRUST HARDER RAMIREZ!
You: IS IT IN YET?
You: KEEP THRUSTING!
You: THRUST RAMIREZ THRUST!
You: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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You: STAR
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You: TEXAS!
Stranger: not you again!
Stranger: lmfao
You: god dammit anon lol
Stranger: anon?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: hi
You: WRONG ANSWER PRIVATE
Stranger: moon
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: u mean
You: PEW PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: ?
Stranger: meow meow
Stranger: mao.mao
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT TANK WITH YOUR FLASHBANG
You: nyu~
Stranger: roses r red
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Stranger: hey
You: Texas
You: Ramirez take out that ac-130 with your frisbee
You: dO IT NOW SOLDIER
Stranger: ok ok i will!
You: ramirez cut your dick off and throw it at enemy tactical NUKE
You: NOW!!!!!
You: GO GO GO GO
Stranger: hahha how bout u suck my dick
Stranger: queer
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: STAR!
Stranger: moon
You: STAR,DAMMIT
You: OPEN FIRE
You: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: KABOOM
Stranger: reload tank
Stranger: KABOOM
You: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT TAT AC130 GUNNER WIT THAT FRISBEE
Stranger: lol
You: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT
You: HARRIER STRIKE INBOUND
You: STAR!
Stranger: moon reflector shield up.......NOW
Stranger: so long twinkle
You: WRONG ANSWEAR PRIVATE THE CORRECT COUNTER SIGN IS TEXAS
You: RAMIREZ USE UR FLASHBANG GRENADE
Stranger: smoke screen go
Stranger: shinobi troop, infiltrate
You: RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT TANK WITH THIS KNIFE
Stranger: momo, shoot that bastard ramirez
Stranger: bang
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: let it rain
Stranger: rail gun fire
Stranger: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp
You: THE GENERAL IS SETTING UP A RALLINGTAT WAY! POINT NEAR WHISKEY HOTEL,GET UR MEN AND HEAD TAT WAY!
Stranger: all right, time for th a bomb, the h bomb, and the f bomb
Stranger: f bomb away
Stranger: F**** YOU
Stranger: A bomb awa
You: TAKE OUT TAT NUKE WIT UR KNIFE
Stranger: away*
You: TAKE OUT THAT AC130 GUNNER
Stranger: soreja
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: TEXAS
Stranger: why is everyone doing this ramirez thing
You: Because
You: Were fucking cool
Stranger: will you just explain what it is
You: And you arent.
You: Okay.
You: When I say TEXAS
You: There is a keyword that you are supposed to say
You: And when you say it correctly.
You: You gain a skill point
You: and you can distribute it wherever you want.
You: Whether it be STR
You: or DEX.
You: Wherever!
Stranger: and STR and DEX are?
Stranger: learn me some knowledge
You: STR is STRENGTH
You: and DEX is DEXTERITY
You: I however put mine into CHA, which is CHARISMA.
You: So I can get the ladies.
You: Hopefully, with enough CHA points, I can get laid!
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Stranger: TEXAS
You: TEXAS
You: LOL /B/
You: THIS IS AWKWARD
Stranger: STAR
You: FUCK YOU RAMIREZ

Got this guy before he got me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Tango Suckah!
You: wat.
Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
You: RAIMERZ OPEN FIRE!
You: Pew pew pew
Stranger: lol
You: WERE OSCAR MIKE
You: points mine bich.
You: also, the game.
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Stranger: usa?
You: TEXAS
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