I don't go out much (aka never cause I'm a loser) but in 2nd grade I peed with a friend at the same time.

I jizzed in a wal-mart bathroom once.

my 14yr old niece left her kiss panties and her friend also in my bathroom faceup. I find this disturbing.. Cuz i know she did it for me.

I fapped in everyone of my friends houses before

Back when I was 12 or 13, I masturbated with my friend's mom's underwear very often.

tbh i sniffed my sister's 12 friend's y/o dirty panties the other day. sniffed them good.

am i bad?

>>left her kiss panties and her friend also in my bathroom faceup

>>left her kiss panties and her friend

>>left her friend

jizzed everywhere..

ITT: We tell stories that sound true, but are really bullshit.

Had sex with friends sister while my friend was at the store.

>>200119352

no seriously i did. the girl is 12 and i sniffed her dirty underwear. shit was so cash.

Stolen panties from my friends girlfriends house before, jizzed all over a pair of her dirty panties at night, then threw them back in the dirty cloth pile.

>>200118400
cool story bro. tell us more

>>200117915
when i was 16 i sniffed my aunties underwear.

Friday night I fapped at my friend's house with 2 sleeping friends next to me and one still awake.

Once while at my grandmas friends place, i rubbed a toothbrush all over my ass, then put it back.

jacked off while sleeping on the sofa at a mate's parents' house because he had cable with late night porn channel.

had nowhere to cum so I turned over the rug on the floor, jizzed on it then made it all look like normal again. the dog was sniffing it the next morning, but I got away with that shit.

On a sleepover friday night at my friend's house, me and my friend fingered each other in the same bed as our other friend while she was sleeping. We were stoned so we wiped our pussy juices on the back of her shirt. She hasn't noticed yet.

I was partying last night and a fat underage chick fell asleep last night.
Her mouth was open.
Does it make me bad?
(I hope you can fill in the blanks)

>>200119352

Nine times out of ten the lame stories like these are true. I honestly have done stuff like this. One of my friends sisters is truely missing some panties, and had cum on some of her clean ones that she probably wore.

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My cousin left her underwear behind when visiting for a family reunion. She'd slept in my bed (I took the couch out of masculine gallentry).

I keep them in a sealed plastic bag when not holding them against my face while fapping.

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Fapped wearing my friends mom's thong. Also I did it on my friends bed and blew my load on his TV.

stole bra and panties from my best friend's sister

I beat the shit out of some nigger on a bus because I asked him to shine my shoes jokingly and he went crazy.

>>200117915
I steal my friends pre-teen sisters panties and jack off to them at home.

Ive stolen plenty of panties, including family and have worn them in public, and even to school when i was back in high school. I hate my gfs little sister so i took her toothbrush and rubbed it all over my sweaty balls.

i steal my mom's panties

>>200120615

Why plastic? Does it hold the smell better? I've just been using a plain old box.

>>200117915
one time this girl was passed out on xanax and i sucked her toes and jizzed on her feet

>>200117915
i wish i had all those panties...

I found my friends younger sisters bras and fapped to them . It was nice

Goto Ottawa U campus laundry, Take panties out of dryer, jerk off in them, put them back, lol at girls I probably got pregnant.

>>200120567chan mods are not fags when they auctly ban people if you get banned you fucking deserve it you faggot

meh i steal bras and panties from the girls locker room, shit is cash

My friend's 16 year old sister came home drunk and passed out on the couch in a dress. When my friend went to sleep I pulled her panties aside and came on her pussy then put the panties back.

When the same girl was 13 I stole 2 pairs of her dirty underwear and jerked off into them.

fapped in english class to some chick in front of me

i fucked my dads pooper, then he asked if i was going to school the next day i said "bitch you know it"

so yeah, worst thing ive ever done was call my dad a bitch

i went through my neighbors 10 year old daughter's dirty laundry and stole her panties.

>>200120615


been there done that, plastic keeps that precious scent for a long time

>>200121379

Where is the best place to steal panties? A laundromat by a college campus? Just sit around and pretend you're doing laundry until a hot girl comes and leaves here stuff?

>>200119998

What did the awake guy do?

Had sex with my friend's sister on his bed...

>>200121187

idiot

fapped in the backseat of a car w/ a blanket over me and my friend sitting next to me on a 5 hour carride. swear to motherfucking god

>>200121187
uh... duh? Ziplock bags hold in the freshness. DON'T YOU WATCH COMMERCIALS?

Years ago when I was still in school, I stayed the night at a friend's house. That next day, I was alone in their house while everyone was at work and I stole a pair of his mom's panties, jerked off in them, and buried them at the bottom of the trash can.

>>200117915

I fucked my neighbors dog once.

>>200121379

doesnt work that way idiot

>>200121598
>>200121598
>>200121598

trolled

>>200121748

That a true story? He just left you alone with his drunk sister? I guess I would have done the same thing, Jerk off on her face or on her pussy. I would have also fingered her though too.

>>200121900


I get dozens of panties from the dorrn laundry rooms

always have a fresh supply

>>200122075

Oh well. I guess its never too late. The shit stain still smells pretty much like shit.

i fapped under a trenchcoat in a debate class

>>200117915

Jizzed into my gf's sister's face wash bottle.

I molested my cousin while he was sleeping.

>>200123072

Hot!

friend of mine use to steal girls panties and rub them all over his face while he jerked off, then he stole some from a girl who had herpes.... woops!

I use my jizz as a natural adhesive

>>200123700

Tyler Durden is that you?

>>200122465
Well, I "went to bed" in the guest room the same time he actually went to go to sleep. Guest room was closer to the couch she was on.
I thought about fingering her to push my cum inside in the hopes that she'd get pregnant and no one would know it was mine (they'd just think she was a whore) but I was afraid she'd wake up.

I fapped right next to an ugly chick before, never finished though, she was holding me in her sleep but like I said she was ugly and fat and her breath stunk. She might have known what I was doing, I was careful though and she never said anything afterwards.

Now another time there was a really hot girl sleeping by me, but she was on the couch a few feet away and the t.v. was on so I never really was able to do much.

Fap on food my mom is gonna eat in the fridge, offer to pick up dinner and fap on it and then watch her eat it, fap in her room on her bras and panties, fap on her pillow, rub her toothbrush all over my cock and cum on it. That sorta stuff.

Went round to my mates house once, late at night after smoking some of the ganja, by myself.
Stood outside for a while pondering whether to knock it was so late, but the lights were on, so I decided to inspect.
Looked in the lounge, but couldn't see anything, curtains were properly closed.
But the window was open, so I listened for ages.

For a while I wondered wtf was going on, but after a while, it became pretty apparent people were having sex in there.
I got hard, and just listened for a while, but then thought, fuck it, and started fapping.
The slapping together of the thighs and moaning turned me on so much, I came buckets down the wall, and then drove home.
To this day, I do not know whether it was my friends parents, or him and his girlfriend.
either way, it was gooooooooooood.

Used to stalk girls from highschool, then come back at night and jizz on/steal their panties.

I've fapped to my sister's panties, she told me her password to her email so I could sign in for her while she was in that bathroom and i saw nudes she had sent (fapped to multiple times), fapped at friend's houses, fapped and sniffed to friend's sister's panties, etc etc.

>>200124507
Agent Starling of ISIS is that you?

i fapped on my friends sisters toothbrush

>>200123231

You can't catch STD's like that unless the underwear was freshly wore, trust me, I look that shit up.

i rolled joints for some friends and stuck them together with my jizz. they smoked it. awesome.

>>200125034
I FUCKING LOLLED! you sir, are my hero

>>200125034
Urgh, that's just perverted.

I spent the night at a good friends house and before I went home the next day I was going to take a shower at his house. I waited for his sister to get done taking a shower then went to take mine. She left her bra and panties on the floor, so before I took a shower I held them in my hands and sniffed them while I masturbated, then I came all over her panties and wadded them up and put them in the clothes hamper. I looked her straight in the face and told her bye when I left.

I've masturbated in all of my good friends houses. Even on some of their parents beds. I've masturbated in the same room as my friends while they slept.

My niece was spending the night at my parents house while i was home for the weekend. She fell asleep on the couch and has she slept her covers fell off of her. I noticed while getting something to drink. I got a hard on and stood in the kitchen and masturbated to her bare legs and panties.

I typed a lot but it all is 100% true.

>>200124129

How drunk was she? I mean if you were able to cum on her pussy, if the lights were off, she was drunk, you should have be able to at least rub some of that shit inside her. Do you regret not trying? Have any other similar stories, was she hot?

i was passed out on the floor at one of my friends houses and her younger sister comes out, snuggles up behind me and wakes me up with a handjob.

she was a lot prettier when i was drunk.

this fucking cunt kicked me out and tried to steal all my things, so when he was out i went back and took all my shit, then pissed in both his bongs, rubbed my sweaty nutsack on the tops, and stuck a couple pubes in it

in one year of living there, i have NEVER seen/heard of him cleaning his bongs or changing the water

Stayed over at a friends house overnight.

Found friends wifes used panties, wth sanitary towel still attached, sniffed and fapped, came in them, placed them back.

Found her asthma inhaler, fapped, rubbed cock over mouth-piece, placed it back.

More panties, sniffed, fapped, came in, placed back.

Fapped, while sniffing her trainers, came in shoe, placed back.

Same person, different times, would do it again.

I'll just leave this here.

>>200124939

This true? I've stolen panties before, you can't catch anything from them right?

what is the white shit on panties???

>>200125034

fuck you man, that didn't happen

fuck you

oh christ fuck you

I walked in on my friend while he was having sex with his girlfriend under the covers and offered them gum. As I did this another of my friends sneaked into his room and hid under the bed. I left and they continued to have sex. A little while later I heard screams and my friend ran out.

>>200123065
I guess you're a master debater.

>>200121379

Fag, I go to Algonquin. Plus you're actually sterile.

Anyone fuck with their roommates or roommates girlfriends before?

>>200124653
no self respecting man should ever have to hide his porn that fucking deep

>>200120965
epic win

>>200127366
I've fucked my friend Josh's girlfriend. He's not my roommate but he's a good friend of mine. Seems like a dick move for 'friends' but I was drunk and he had pissed me off. I've lost no sleep for it.

Worn my hot aunt's discharge (regular, no blood) soaked thongs.

Worn and fapped into mom's dirty panties.

Fapped into gf's pads, friend's pads.

Made out with my sister, fingered her, got her wearing thongs, made her piss herself in front of me.

Had my dick sucked by an old guy, and a dog.

my bro and his fiance were in the front seats of a jetta. I was in the back with her sister. fingered her and she blew me while we were driving (middle of the night, it was a roadtrip)

when i lived across the country from my family my 2 aunts and their family would stay at my house while they visited the city...when they left i would jerk off into both their panties feels good man

>>200127035

dried up nectar

went to show with friends, was really drunk and high, one of their younger sisters was also there, she was definitely underage, ended up dancing with her, fingers may have definitely slipped up her dress and under her panties, i could hear her moaning barely the whole time, she apparently asks about me often to my friends. lulz

>>200127132

Yes it did.

^^^^^_____________^^^^^

>>200125772

Nice. Have any other good stories? Did your friend's sister ever react differently to you the next time you saw her, did she leave her clothes on purpose did you think? You didn't try to rube your cum on nieces's face afterwards or cum in her food and watch her eat it?

When I was younger I took my cock out in my global class and I stroked it for a bit while I was talking to this girl.

I've driven around at night while my friend and his GF had sex in the back seat. I've had sex in the front seat of my friends car while he drove me and my GF around. He actually fingered her ass a little.

last year i scrubbed my balls with my roommates toothbrush

>>200128688

You didn't take it further? Ever want to hit it?

I've spent the night at my friends house and slept in his sisters room (she moved out) and jacked off into her panties... just about all of them now. I just hope she comes home and puts on a pair with my cum all over them.... just the thought gets me hard.

snuck into friendzoned chicks house, wore and jizzed all over her panties

These stories are giving me a hard on! Keep it up!

>>200128030
lolwhat

yup I'm a fucked up perverted creep
all these ar 100% true...sadly

I jacked off while smelling my
13yr friends sister's dirty panties..licking the skin marks and pussy juice stains... I stole some of her panties too...also did the same to my mom, hot cousin and other friends older sister's underwear..

jacked off to my friends mom while she was laying out in her backyard. Her pants were loose and I could see part of her crotch. I was inside there living room completely exposed.

Used my grandma's vaccumme to fap, nearly got caught

while at my friends house and high on coke/E I
fapped while I pushed a sharpened peice of metal guitar string though my penis and cockhead, used his boxers to clean up the blood and cum

I let my friends dog eat my asshole, and let it lick my dick/cum
Stuck random things up my ass at many different friends/neighbors/ relatives houses

oh god so much more... Now I'm kinda depressed..I might be a little fucked in the head

>>200129333

How were her panties there if she moved out?

>>200125860
She was pretty passed out and I probably could've slapped her without waking her, but I was terrified of getting caught. Besides, after cumming the head clears and the "what the fuck am I doing?" thoughts begin.

The only similar story I have is that when I was going to visit my friend once I decided to see if I could see into his sister's room through the blinds before I knocked on the door (her window was right next to the door) and I got to see her jamming two fingers up her ass while face-down in a pillow, but then my phone started to ring and she stopped and covered herself really quick. That happened when she was 18 and unfortunately she was one of those REALLY hot 13-16 year olds that got uglier every year after that. Now she's 23 and I wouldn't touch her with another guy's dick.

I steal used boxers from guys all the time.

>>200129226
I may be a loser/virgin (synon) and she is really sexy. but to answer your question, no I dont want to go to jail for losing my virginity

>>200130058

How young? You did say she still asks about you. What compelled you to do it in the first place then?

>>200129900
there is also something called a rapekit and dna testing... very smart you didnt do that shit

Found my 13yo cousins panties at the cottage last summer. Fapped, jizzed all over them. The smell was fucking MIND BLOWING.

A few months later, went over to their house, snuck into her room, found a clean pair. Jizzed again. Then hoped she hadn't had her first period yet =S

Oh well. Shit was cash anyways.

>>200129900

>>She was pretty passed out and I probably could've slapped her without waking her, but I was terrified of getting caught. Besides, after cumming the head clears and the "what the fuck am I doing?" thoughts begin.

>> after cumming the head clears and the "what the fuck am I doing?" thoughts begin.

Isn't that the fucking truth.

I was over at my friend's house. it was me, my ex-girlfriend, him, and his girlfriend. Me and my ex fucked and they fucked. Same room. It was pretty hot. We almost had like a swinger's party but it never happened. What a shame.

>>200130907
16. and this "was really drunk and high". have alcohol, will change to autopilot

When I was 11 yo, I went to my neighbour and we showed each others junks with his little sister while we were hidden in a tree.

>>200129900

Ha. Someone I know had a sister who passed out drunk at a house party and woke up with someone she had just met the night raping her, a friend of a friend. She didn't do anything about it or tell anybody until way, way later.

I stole the underwear of a friend of my little brother's, and fapped to it for a little while. Smelled like 11 y.o. boy, which was nice, but also of shit, which was crap, so I put them back.

Also, after walking around all night in downtown Amsterdam when I had a four-hour lay-over between midnight and 4 am, and watching all the hookers in the windows, I fapped in the airport bathroom and left my spunk on the floor.

>>200130912
DNA testing wouldn't scare me considering the fact that she had been out drunk doing god knows what with god knows who and no one would have even thought to suspect that I would have anything to do with it.

when i was in my young teens i wanked to orgasm in the back of the van with my 3 siblings and parents present. nobody noticed. it was winter time and i did it discretely under my coat.

Oh, when I was 16, I was hanging out with another friend, 16, his girlfriend, also 16, and his cousin, who was 13.

I got a BJ from his 13 year old cousin - we had met that day - while the other two fucked in the same room. Story of people fucking in the same room reminded me. They were behind a curtain, and the other girl apparently kept peeking out to look at my cock. She was all about it.

I was at a friends' house drinking. He and his GF had been fighting the past week, and they weren't talking to eachother any more. My friend Paul had had a crush on her for three years at that point, and was just waiting for them to break up.

The four of us sat on the couch drunk, watching TV trying not to pass-out. My friend's GF was sitting next to me, and I started rubbing her leg under the blanket she was wrapped in, while I pretended to be half passed-out. She looked at me, grinned, winked, then pretended to be passed-out while massaging my crotch.

Paul fell over passed-out, and my friend went to bed after being unable to wake me or his GF up. When we heard his door close, we pounced on eachother. Hands down eachothers' pants, mouths all over eachother, trying to be quiet. We fell off the couch onto the floor, and didn't skip a beat. Paul woke-up 30 minutes in, saw us, groaned, and rolled over and started snoring.

She got a sharpie, and drew all over his face while I rammed her from behind.

Good times.