how about a short hair girl dump

Gwen has magical powers, do you OP? no... faggot

>>199559118
I wish you would get B& already

>>199559118

>gwen from ben 10 so much because she reminds me of myself.

true :3

>>199559118
You sound like a whore with similar fucked up interests like the whore who rejected me.

All of your female friends are fat, and or ugly too right?

Back to the kitchen you go.

>>199559118

kristi you post on here a whole lot, makes me wish i knew you. But then again, I suppose you get that a lot.

Do you have any pics of yourself you would be willing to post? I love a cups :D

If the op is for real, I approve! Tomboys ftw!

>>199559118
How do you feel about guys with long hair then?

aww, op, thank you for being you

short haired nerd/tomboys are my fav people :3

>>199559118
You sound interesting.

Gwen pic saved

TY OP

Do you bring any of your hentai/porn interests into the bedroom? I.e. what are your kinks, OP?

>lost virginity to dog.

lolwut.

Yes, thank you for being a geeky tomboy. Guys like me love it. <3

>>199559118
You sound adorable, what kind of art do you focus on?

OP, you remind me of my girlfriend minus the sleeping around and dog fucking. But honestly, nobody cares that much about you. If you're a "nerd/tomboy" posting on /b/ than you're definitely not alone and therefore why the fuck would anybody have a question for you?

By the way you sound fucking gross. I hope you kill yourself, seriously.

>>199562103
Unfortunately for you geeky/nerdy tomboy like girls don't like men like you they like women coz they are gay.

>>199561102
you can't ban a dead person

*jumps out of window*

>>199561291
I don't really have any close female friends, almost all the people I hang out with are guys

>>199561389
nah, I can't afford that risk now that I'm a teacher

>>199561459
not a fan, but not against either I guess

>>199561478
yay *I feel all warm and fuzzy inside*

>>199561702
not really, I'm pretty orthodox when it comes to bedroom fun

>>199561972
yup

Kristi, you're my hero! I love your posts, and you never cease to amuse me! Thank you for being you!

>>199559118
I guess you are my type of girl. The fact that you fucked a dog means only to me your'e open-minded. Doesen't repulse me at all. Plus, I have a huge short-hair on girls fetish. If I met you, I would probably hit on you and use all possible means to make you mine. How do you feel about that, Kristi?

>>199562465
ugly head/face

yeah, what sort of art do you do?

What grade are you teaching?

are school kids still fucking stupid?

>>199562763
>>199562340
Do we have to shit on everyone that pokes their head out of the anonymous. She a least has enough balls to post something other than hateful garbage....

delicious copy pasta is delicious

>>199559118

I always liked that kind of girls, msn ?

Too bad this is 4chan else would ask for your contact info. Love the tomboy look, went to college and have been doing freelance art sense then, but have always been interested in becoming a teacher.

SPEAD YOUR LEGS OPEN!

>>199563645

This is /b/, you clearly are lost. Please get back to whatever supportive, loving place you came from.

>>199562231
kids like 3D so I try to do 3D art as much as possible but I'm more of a drawer myself

>>199562340
Ching-Pong Ning-Hau?

>>199562763
I actually can't stand most women, and since I don't pump iron or play rugby you can rest assured I most likely prefer guys.

>>199563169
Yay! Affirmation from others!

>>199563191
I might play hard to get -_^

But in all honesty I'm kind of enjoying being single right now

>>199563330
In soviet russia, face wears you

>>199563547
I mostly do sketches in my notebook when board, kids always ask me to draw them stuff.

I'm teaching 9-12

Being on 4chan has conditioned me pretty well to deal with high school kids.

>>199563663
It's a proven fact, any post more than three sentences long is Copypasta, not that you even know why its called that to begin with.

>>199563669
Only have AIM

I don't suppose you could post moar dirty talk; I need to fap

>>199564655

FROG

I like short hair.
In mah teeths.

OP will you marry me?

>>199564786

AIM is ok as well

if you're real, please post nudes. /b/ is all male, and every one of us is trying to bust a nut.

OP is a man.

What part of the country are you teaching in?

>>199565533
This. Girls do not exist on the internet. Now, see picture for further instructions.

>>199565533
If OP is a man I'd suck her cock anyway...

>>199564786
>>199563191
Well, I do enjoy hitting on hard-to-get girls. Easy girls are no fun. That only would encourage me to try harder ^^

>>199566028
same. I would go gay for you, OP.

how about a timestamped pic with no face if youre afraid of identity?

>>199565684
>>199565684

Who is that girl?

>>199565533

she could time stamp one boob.

who's going to figure out who you are by one boob?

>I'm not a slut by any means and don't sleep around, but I do have to admit that I lost my virginity while experimenting with my dog when I was 16
>I'm not a slut I lost my virginity while experimenting with my dog when I was 16
>I'm not a slut I lost my virginity with my dog
>I'm not a slut with my dog
>with my dog

>>199559118
Kristi, you fucking liar.

I come on once every 6months, but i never miss your cancerous faggotry. Get the fuck out.

> not really, I'm pretty orthodox when it comes to bedroom fun

> I do have to admit that I lost my virginity while experimenting with my dog when I was 16

>>199564786
HOLY SHIT HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER

take me OP

>>199566751
So what nobody ever gives you shit about those things you shove up your ass every now and then...

maybe you should try to get some timestamps of today from some camwhores

that would greatly increase the quality of this trolling thread

>>199559118

OP... Laura?

btw, I love this thread. Not because of what's being said, I just lot girls with short hair.

OP, nobody believes you if you won't even post facepic.

Or no-face body pic with sign.

>>199564178
education is pretty stable, but art teaching jobs are hard to find.

>>199564866
try this on:

When my clit gets swollen it kind of looks like a tiny head of a penis, but its still not the same, a boy’s dick is just so much better. I think my favorite thing about it is the fatty part that runs along the bottom of the shaft. It’s so tender. Does it feel good when I run my lips and nose up and down it? They’re still sticky from kissing the precum. I wonder how much warm milky cream is building up inside?

If I keep nibbling is it going to pop?

>>199565185
Dunno

>>199565272
no

>>199565533
you put your email in wrong, you accidentally typed sage, an email adress has an @ in it.

>>199565651
Ohio

>>199566018
If girls don't exist then why ask?

>>199566028
I hope gene therapy and genetic engineering make dickgirls a possibility in the future, I'd love to have a dick of my own to play with

>>199567129
no sir, you are the liar, you have cuckolded our trust!

Nerd edition.

>>199568014

Definately

so whats the story with your dog?

>>199559118
You would be one kickass art teacher

>>199568014
They make some really good strap-ons now a days that I have some experience with. Maybe you should look into one of them?

>>199568014
representin the 330!

get a boob job pl0x and then post pics back

>>199563645

I love when people forget the point of Anon...
Damn newfags.

>I wonder how much warm milky cream is building up inside?

None. Most of the fluid contribution is from the prostate, with the bulk of the remainder coming from the bulbourethral glands, the primary source of pre-ejaculate. Stick to drawing dumbcunt.

BTW, woman have prostates too. Squirt squirt.

>I lost my virginity while experimenting with my dog

You momentarily have my attention.

>>199569315

Speak for yourself bucko

>>199569315

A great victory.

>>199568014
I'm almost ashamed to admit, but that dirty talk has made me erect.
Do I have a wank before going out or not?

losing your virginity to a dog:

regrettable or cool with it, in retrospect? also, have you ever told anyone in person?

Best thread on /b/

Kristi is awesome

>>199568014

Really Ohio. I'm from Michigan. I think we should get together lolz.

whats your pussy taste like?

>>199570768

moar fap talk

In other news

>>199569492
Faaaaaap

seriously a dog? fucking sick

OP, cant you atleast poast your body and hide your face? I wanna see ):

this is an image-board, whore, not a chat-with-me board. Start posting your titties or go back to gaia online.

>>199567498
I like how newfag abuse of terms like "troll" and "copypasta" have virtually robbed the words of any discernible meaning.

>>199567635
Nope, first name is in fact Kristi

>>199568003
> OP, nobody will fap to you if you don't post face/tit pics

fixed that for ya

>>199568713
I'm pretty run of the mill in my opinion

>>199568952
not the same

>>199569107
and what is that point? Even when posting as anonymous individuals still project their personal identity on the handle, if you're posting as anonymous and you get your ass schooled in an argument, you could just pretend to be someone else and disown the loss, but no, you internalize it and fight back as that specific anonymous.

I remembered the days of forced anon, those were good days, granted that's back when people thought forced anon was what made or broke /b/, now its just the rotating door effect of newfaggotry that keeps /b/ from having any persisting identity or norm.

>>199569315
I love it when wannabe intellectuals try to disect dirty talk with biological hair splitting. How do you know I wasn't talking about the various seminal fluids that build up apart from the sperm prior to ejaculation? I wouldn't be so annoyed by your response if there wasn't at least one person like you in every thread who thinks they're johnny-"Did you know that?"

>>199569377
too late, your attention lapsed

>>199568014

That's probably because teaching art is kinda bullshit to begin with... most good artists i know are self-taught, and those that aren't kinda suck. You can go to the store and buy some great books on animation and get a thousand times better education than you can from some pompous faggot that is teaching it to you after reading the same fucking book.

>>199568014
>>you put your email in wrong, you accidentally typed sage, an email adress has an @ in it.

=/

ITT: Tripfag circlejerking.

Nigger here. Have you/would you do/date a nigger?

>>199559118
Fuck you Kri... ah whatever, posting in a Kristi thread!!11!!1

>>199572344

Hurry up and die shitty thread

More Gwen Nudes

Why do you wear your hair in such an unflattering style?

Pretty much /thread after you answer that.

Would it be ok if I dirty talked to you?

>>199571633

you sound like my wife.

we just haven't gotten married yet.

>I love it when wannabe intellectuals try to disect dirty talk with biological hair splitting. How do you know I wasn't talking about the various seminal fluids that build up apart from the sperm prior to ejaculation? I wouldn't be so annoyed by your response if there wasn't at least one person like you in every thread who thinks they're johnny-"Did you know that?"

Yeah, I feel the same way when I come to /b/ and see one of these attention-whore threads.

>I'm pretty run of the mill in my opinion

I agree.

>>199569492
>>199570948

So /b/ have you had your fap today or are you one of those fags who plays along with the obligatory no-fap *whatever month it happens to be*

You don't mind if a girl watches you fap do you? After all its not fair we don't get the fun parts boys do. Oh is that a smart ass reply you're typing right now? The hard-on in your pants betrays your internet tough-guyness. What if I were to maybe help? Would you liked it if I kissed the beading precum off the tip of your swollen glans?

The real question is which pair of lips do you want the kiss from?

>>199569912
I liked it enough to try many more times, when you're single or board, a dog dicking helps relieve stress and make you feel like a girl when you're lonely.

>>199570339
Michigan is the sux, lolzlolzlolz

>>199570915
like genetic crotch fluid (as what any vagina's taste can be best described as)

>>199572184
do you even know what gaia online is or do you just know that's a place to claim people you don't like on 4chan come from?

>>199572883
You mean all one tripfags?

>>199573132
Prefer white guys, but I wouldn't object to dating a black guy

>>199573903
Short hair is cute!

>>199573953
knock yourself out

>>I like posting gwen from ben 10 so much because she reminds me of myself.

She fucking fights aliens... I love you... AIM?

>>199571633
Will you get off the dog thing, whether or not its true, its not a though everyone here wouldn't have wanted to at least watch.

>The real question is which pair of lips do you want the kiss from?

I want to kiss your eyelids with my cock. Hard.

>>199574385
> girls who talk back to boys are wannabe intellectuals!

>>199574863

Just about ready to blow it

>>199574863
Thx for Gwen. Also, big fan of short hair, no idea why.

>when you're single or board

Kristi, this thread has made me believe that you not such a bad guy. Apology accepted?