CAUSE I DON'T FUCKING WANT ONE!

i dont know
tell me

women are the devil

coz girls suck

Because we're too nice in real life.

Because men give better head

coz she dumped me. =(

I have no excuse really

because she has standards.


her words not mine :/

Because she already has a bf.

because shes gonna cheat on me 99.9999999999999999% guaranteed
no matter who the fuck she is

because im married

Because of comic sans

women suck balls

because i'm too lazy to find one

napkins are cheaper anyway

She cheated on me so we broke up, boo hoo. Don't want a new releationship yet

Because I have a few.

>>199538195
et too

I give, up why don't I have a girlfriend?

Because I have other problems to deal with first

Plus, my options of anyone I might be vaguely interested in stands at one whole girl, so my chances of getting any out of that vast selection are slim.

KNOCK IT OFF MAN! IM TRYING THE BEST I CAN!!! *cry*

>>199538197
I lol'd.

cos' i'm a girl :)

because she never called me back and i'm too lazy to try with anyone else

1. go to itsover(9000).net (take out parentheses)
2. click a link
3. ???????
4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD?!(no newfags plox)

2423360203

Because I'm a lvl 80 paladin

because i am gay

because im gay?

i dont have a girlfirned because i had one for 4 years and i took advantage of it and forgot how much i loed her and yeah now im a drug addict its sweet haha

because i'm short skinny unemployed socially inept, apathetic, sarcastic and great at making excuses

Too lazy
I don't meet people
I hate the socializing game

because my wife would kill me if she found out.

because I prefer to call her fuckbuddy.

i do

Because I think I'm ugly, but am actually reasonably attractive and popular girls always tried to talk to me in HS, but I'm antisocial and fucked it up every time. Now I don't approach girls, and have too much other shit going on in my life to worry about sex that much.

Still working on it ...

because I'm a girl with a boyfriend who I love very much :)

Because of friendzoning.

Chivalry is dead, be a complete asshole and you will succed with women.

cause im a pussy

>>199537893
because I have a wife

pic related, eat shit virginfags, I laugh at your fail

because i want beautiful one

Because I'm a straight, married, female.

I have

Because fucking 1-2 girls a week is so much easyer when you pretend to have a girlfriend, but realy don't, bitches love to think they have control and make boys cheat, I've cracked the code

Because she left me after I wouldn't stop and rammed her up the ass. Worth it though. Alexis had an ass that just didn't deserve to be unused.

Because I'm nuts about her and too chicken shit to say so.

because she's my partner, and, at the age of 43, very much not a girl.

Left her last monday, made a fuckfriend that very night.

Im a loser

because i dumped her

Because I'm in a relationship. I'd really like one, though

Because they are worthless, shallow whores.

got one last week

I do, but it's not the girl I love. And I told the girl I love her that I am crazy about her, and she's actually been talking to me more. Not sure what it means, but it freakin' hurts, man.
Picture always related.

cuz the last girl I was with was a complete idiot.

itt: butt hurt faggots rationalize being alone, even though it wasn't their choice.

Oh wait I'm one of them FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

Because if I call her my girlfriend, that would make me a cheater.

Cause i can triforce

she keeps telling me im too old

because i don't even

>>199538653

kitchen, now.

i have a right hand that doesn't cost me any money

roalling.

  ▲
▲ ▲

I'm ugly , I want one but I know I won't be able to keep her , I can't hold a conversation for shit , always turn into awkward silence, especially with girls.

Because I have a girlfriend

Because i'm on /b/

I am a bucket of cunt

It's hard to find one at my age, here in the old folks home

  ▲
▲ ▲