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    25 KB Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)00:43:27 No.199420748  
    A family walks into a talent agency. What happens next /b/? I forget.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)00:43:37 No.199420794
    OK THEN!

    http://the-amateur.110mb.com/?content=239077919
    No rapidshit. No other bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)00:44:07 No.199420942
    the game
    >> CodeZombie !DEAdmOusYk 02/20/10(Sat)00:46:15 No.199421538
    The father turns to the talent agent and introduces to him his wife, daughter, son, and dog. Before the father could introduce the name of the act, the talent agent says “sorry, I have seen enough. I am looking for more of an… original act.” “This act is not like anything you have ever seen sir!” exclaims the father. “It may indeed be the greatest show you have ever seen…” “… but how will I know if it is the greatest show… ?” The talent agent sits down, nods to the family and decides to give them a chance because of the father’s enthusiasm.
    >> CodeZombie !DEAdmOusYk 02/20/10(Sat)00:46:45 No.199421688
    The dog walks out on the stage with a leash attached and the brother and sister following the dog arguing who will walk it. 10 seconds into the argument the father comes onto the stage smoking a cigar and drinking a bottle of beer. He puts the cigar out in the son’s eye and smacks him across the face. The mother runs out on the stage and grabs the beer bottle from the father. Mean while the brother takes the leash off the dog and puts it on the sister. Then the mother rips the daughters panties off and starts thrusting the beer bottle in the daughter’s pussy. The dog gets nervous and starts shitting all over the stage so the father whips his wrinkly dick out and starts pissing all over the stage acting as if his miniature cock is a fire hose. The dog keeps shitting and the son goes up behind the dog, drops his pants, pulls back his foreskin and says “I’ll give you something to shit about you stupid cunt.”
    >> CodeZombie !DEAdmOusYk 02/20/10(Sat)00:47:23 No.199421908
    The dog starts howling and stops shitting with the 7 inch cock up his ass. Did I mention this is a teacup Chihuahua? The boy runs up behind his sister who has the dog leash around her neck and the beer bottle thrusting in and out of her tight virginal pussy and stuffs the dog’s head up her ass. The dog tears a hole through her anus and finds his way to the beer bottle and starts chugging the beer. The boy pulls his dick out of the dogs ass and stands there a second, forgetting his next move. This brings us back to the father. He is joining in on the action, rubbing his daughters clit while his wife is thrusting that brown beer bottle into her daughter while the Chihuahua drinks the last drop of beer. The son remembers his lines, gets a cue from his family and starts fisting his mother and sucking his dad off.
    >> CodeZombie !DEAdmOusYk 02/20/10(Sat)00:47:56 No.199422069
    The Chihuahua pushes the beer bottle back out the daughters pussy and he leaps out onto the urine and fecal covered stage and starts licking the father’s balls. The mother then titty fucks the son and finishes him off with a good ol’ ass fisting. Then he turns to the mother and cock slaps her while still sucking off his father, The dad pulls the Chihuahua off his balls, throws it off stage just missing the talent agent… The son removes his mouth from his dad’s cock and the dad turns to the daughter and blows a load all over her face. Some of the cum sprays onto the talent agent… The family all comes to the end of the stage, takes a bow and gets dressed.

    The talent agent stand up, zips up his pants, catches his breath and claps. Then he turns to the family and asks them “what do you call your act?!”

    The father walks over to the son and pulls the cigar out of his eye and starts smoking it and says “The Aristocrats.”
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)00:48:22 No.199422216
    >>199421538
    >>199421688
    >>199421908
    >>199422069

    lulz



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