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friend back in 05

encyclopedia dramatica

younger brother told me when I cam back from spain in 07. brother is 26, Im 34 bitches.

hearing junk about it and just digging to find where shit came from. bout the middle of 07

>>199260600
newfag

i heard there was a lot of gore ..
disapointed

A friend told me about ED in 2006 and found my way over here.

>>199260600
Newfag you don't belong here.

You blackwater..

found it while fapping to pics/sets on jj.am. which alot of pics had /b/timestamps.

One of my friends broke rules 1 and 2.

my cousin

Friends at school.

Inb4 newfag, cancer, underage b& etc. I can betcha I am ten times smarter than the average retard that frequents this board, despite my tender age.

Friend was showing me funny pictures off the site back in 06' I believe.

ED.

Overheard a friend talking to a stranger about it at a halo 2 tournament. Asked 'whats that?' and they said 'you don't need to know..'.
So naturally i googled it.

couple of months ago when moot was awarded for something

well, i was on anonib/bucketcracker section, saw the stickam camwhore section. went to stickam, then someone linked 4chan in a chat room

Scientology hate

encyclopedia dramatica, through a google search for hipsters.

my ex girlfreind broke rules 1&2

i searched "4" in google, went to page like 100, and found it. this was years ago so it wasent #1 on google search of "4". I lurked for a year and a half, then started posting, then used trips. although i keep em off most of the time

some guy told me about it 4 years ago
I checked but I didn't like the layout of the board
1 year ago I was looking for some forum to hang out and remembered again

yeah I'm a newfag

i was guided here by the fates. No joke, i legit just stumbled on it somehow. i forget what i was originally doing at the time

replied in a forum once and someone called me a /b/tard. went on a search...

collegehumor, cracked

YTMND

Moot broke rules 1 & 2 personally to my face at ROFLCON 2009

One of my best friends told me it could be relevant to my interest.

Lurked a lot. Decided to tripfag a while ago.

4chans reputation for being the arsehole of the Internet, took a look, became addicted.

/thread

Friend told me about rival site back in the day, then linked me to this one a little while later. Off and on ever since, including rival site(s).

My friend told me not to go to it, so I id.

Some faggot breaking rule 1 and 2.

when the stage6 hacked a while ago, i came here looking for lulz.

i never turned back <3

my dad used to browse it while I sucked his dick back in '03. I'm 18 now and look forward to someday carrying on the family tradition with my own son

i actually helped create it.

An article in a magazine at the hospital. Ripped it out too, two pages, it's taped on the back of my door.

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32595/mrs-skizuka-hops-on-for-a-nice-ride

>>199261310
> I can betcha I am ten times smarter than the average retard that frequents this board
>I can betcha
>retard
>newfag

>>199261604
You were summoned.

>>199261310
>>199261310
Your argument is irrelevant. 75% of the people that frequent this board are fucking stupid.

i came on /b/ around 3-4 years ago, at that time i was underage but now, why the fuck am i still on this place?

Found pedobear and a friend pointed me here

>>199261899

friend at work 3 yrz ago

lol all u knewfags. i was born on this sight

Folks at School were always going on and on about EncyclopediaDramatica. Kinda found 4chan through that.

Found it on ED 1 year ago
inb4 newfag

My GF at the time actually. The year was 2006...

>>199261962
I lol'd

Holy grail?

This is a ghost of a ghost of a phenomenon. I've been here at least 4 years (since Cracky was on bounceme) and trust me. There is nothing left of what was 4chan. Once, "LURK MOAR" was sufficient to get the new fish up to speed, and to keep /b/ from shifting into just a social fad, but that stopped working long ago. We were overrun by cancer, especially from all of the Foxtards who flooded in and smeared stupid all over the walls, after Fox 'News' publicized us. The average I.Q. here used to be maybe 130, and the average education was college student. Now the intelligence is barely above average, if at all, and the educational level is approaching middle school. The driving force of ingenuity and cynicism which powered /b/ has been overwhelmed by ignorant sheep who not only don't understand what it was, but lack the capacity to learn it.

tl;dr: There is no 4chan /b/, just a reflection in the mirror.

the fucking news, actually. there was a report on some raid you guys did a long time ago. 4chan scared the shit out of me before i realized what it really was.

>>199261310

I can betcha aren't.

looking for jailbait.

my bro told me about it and then showed me like 3 years ago. and ever since ive been lurking and hanvet trolled once!

i actually inspired it's creation

>>199262161

Dont worry, you didnt even have say how and when you found this site. "Inb4" in own post reeks of newfagness.
Go fuck yourself with a razor.

Found out by accident in '04

>>199262268
>>199262268

this is destined to happen to everything worth paying attention to.

>>199261606
heh..../b/tard at birth. that's either funny or fucking sad.

Someone posted my screen name here and I got one of the /b/tards to tell me where they got it from.

>>199262277

lol

I was the second poster on the site, 1999. Which makes me an oldoldoldoldfag

Totse's vivid descriptions of 4chan as the arsehole of the internet.

>>199262161

Saying inb4 doesn't make you less of a newfag.

ΤΙΜΕ ΜAGAZINE

Friend showed me this site back in '06 but I didn't start frequenting until '08.

>>199262277
double-double

when 4chan trolled the "most influential person" poll

I was on the bungie forums 3 years ago and someone asked 'whats /b/' and one of the forum moderators said 'rules 1&2 faggot' and banned him. I typed in /b/ on google and ended up here.

tl;dr Bungie.net

i google searched b

my girlfriend told me about it. i like /u/ and she likes /y/

Bill Oriley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9yiLiQ

sadly ill admit it..

I can't remember, I might have Google searched for Wallpapers and found /wg/. Then I found this place...I haven't left since...

from the forums at SA

Friends told me

i am 12 years wut is dis

>>199259930
friend
1.5 years ago

one of my friends came over and left my home page set to /b/ about 4 years ago, so I guess he didn't break rules 1 and 2

ah came frum ED haha hehe

the world of warcraft offtopics...
yeah guys they break them rules everytime

Around 2006, my friend and I were searching the internet for something to do. As a couple of adventurous 14 year olds, we had become bored of porn, hacking game sites, and spamming girls blogs. No, we need something better. That's when we stumbled onto one of the best things in the world. We found an abandoned freedomain forum that was talking about some site full of cool, weird people. We followed the link. After that, my life has changed. Thanks to 4chan, I've taken up toking, given up hope for humanity, and realized that the only time I'll find a group of individuals worth my time that will understand me is when I'm online, with all of you. Within weeks of discovering 4chan I abandoned it of boredom, but found it again in 2008, and have been here for no less than 2 hours a day, every day.
You're my family, now.

Friend a while ago linked me a .gif of someone falling off of a building, i got a hardon, i started at /s/ and /gif/ and migrated over to /b/

When I heard about scientology.

fukung.net

Aked my friend what it was by accident in 8th grade.

my buddy chris told me. ruels one and two bitches.

my brother on a christmas trip a few years ago.

ytmnd years and years ago. Back when ytmnd had any worth whatsoever

>>199262885

playing in a dota league. lots of forum shit related to 4chan that took me about 2 years to find the source.

19 years old young cumdumpster bored at home chatting on webcam. you want to see my big tits? add me on MSN 'paris2luv'

vacuousnucleus5

Reddit

My Mom told me about it

I personally found out from a friend who was looking at 4 chan and tried to hide the fact of what it was lol

few days ago from a friend

>>199263550
OP here,

That's exactly what happened to me too. I changed my view on society and life completely.

All because of some website.

>>199263880
>>199263880
lulzz

>>199262268
>>199262268
>>199262268
>>199262268

tl;dr >i'm a bitter newfag who thinks i'm an oldfag.

CUNT

The last match of the "Casual Killer vs OGM" JK clan wars. We won, and somebody on the other team mentioned 4chan.

weed,
i'm dutch

a friend said he was a /b/tard and eventually he told me "it's from 4chan, don't go there it is internet hell"

I used to go to newgrounds when it was good, found out about it there, migrated over here in like 05'/06'

4 years ago I googled "sexy girls"...sent me to /s/...hung there for a while.

I came to /b/...and never left.

Random googling in 06

cracked.com article

said something like "the good sane people at 4chan"

so i checked that shit out.

Something Awful

I used to lurk over there and they would mention 4chan every so often. Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I came here. I haven't gone back there in about 6 years.

silly newfag

you don't find 4chan... it finds you

OP = NEWFAG tits or gtfo

encyclopedia dramatica---> demotivationals--->/b/-------->fapfapfapfap

ytmnd.com

been so long ago i can't even remember

penny-arcade.com/forums

been banned like 7 times from that place.

>>199259930
Fellow Marine told me about it while deployed in Iraq. Started posting OC of dead bodies. Was immediately called a troll.

I found out about it from eRepublik>.<
But I started going on after my friend kept breaking 1 and 2

/b/ found me.

highschool.....

was trolling a troll on omegle, eventually he asked me Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? And I ended up googling it, and I came across /b/

from friends

boreme.com - in school of all places, me and my freinds would gather round my computer during IT lessons and watch the porn on boreme.
Something on that linked me to 4chan but I can't remember, I think it was the kid who killed himself.

my friend kept showing me how do i shot web, kept laughing my ass off everytime, he refused to tell me where it was from, so i googled it hoping for more, got to ED, that got me here

I don't even remember. All I know is my life has gone down the shitter ever since.

saw that "so i heard you turned 9yo" pic and googled pedobear which led me here about 2 years ago. yes, im a newfag

seeing pictures of Asians and fat people ignoring sexy naked women in the room while they were on the computer. and the captions said "/b/ better than nude women"

I then researched, and found this glorious turd.

i srsly dont remember

fucking reporter fuck you

Omegle, i wish he had not told me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one :_(

habbo hotel.

heard it from a reporter from fox who was posting the same thread over and over.

faux news lol

i dont remember how i came here nor when it was. all i know is that thanks to you guys i had a dream of my mother giving me head, me touching my 36yo sisters tits and a dog fucking me in the ass within the last two months, and after waking up, first i was like "wtf?", but then i was like "oh hell, im on /b/ every day, so fuck it" and carried on. i love you guys

well i went up to my sons bedroom and looked on his computer. he was making a website and it said \b\ or something. i clicked on it and i saw this place. now he's grown up and become a transvestite or something

stumbleupon brought up the marblecake voting hack and Henrik broke 1 and 2. tragic that i found out about it today and not years prior

the forum admin on freelanc3r (some old mafia game) said he was /b/tard, so I searched /b/tard and ended up here.

i took a lot of crack man. ALOT

>>199264187
And YOU are one of the Foxtards, AREN'T YOU? I remember when 'nigger nigger nigger' was a joke here. When no one had to explain that it was assumed that it was being said to a white person, or that it was done for shock value. Now we have actual bigots here (failure by definition) who lack the logical skill to realize that the Fox motto (A fair and balanced view from the right) is a SPECIFIC test for mental deficiency! My 10 year old can explain to you that balance is defined as a function of EXACT CENTER and that neither the left or right can be fair without the other. How can someone who is 18+ NOT know this? Fox trolls for retards and killed /b/ with stupidity. I was here when you got here, and I'll be here when you're taking black dick up the ass in prison. Now sit down and shut up when your elders are TRYING to recover some fragment of what has been lost of /b/. Or just go kill yourself.

I found it the same day I joined the maplestory closed beta. So about when was that? I was really early in the beta too.

i was a retard walking around using memes irl, til my friend said to only use them on 4chan and to keep that faggotry out of private chats

motivational posters eventually break rules 1 & 2

i sucked a cock and the john said he was putting my picture on /b/ so i searched b and found a picture of me giving head.

>>199267925
there all over facebook, whenever the cunts in my school join the groups, I always say 'your seriously breaking the rules', and they're always like 'wtf'... God I hate my school.

>>199259930
>>199259930
Newfag.

>>199268170
get off my /b/ dad

started searching about crazy ass scienthologists and ended at /b/ and got hooked i'm 40

If you still remember how you found 4chan, you're a newfag.

i look around, i look around, i see a lotta new faces...

>>199268729
said the newfag, seriously, at what point can we attempt to just co-exist.

a friend of mine who had been on the site awhile mentioned it a few times. by the time he mentioned it though he didnt go on it any more. he said it sucked now.

People at church were talking about it NO JOKE

Damn man, that's back in the mists of time. I can't even remember. It may come to me eventually.

>>199262268
Word.

My sister.
Been browsing here on and off easily 3+ years, and ironically, never seen her tits.

>>199267285
its posts like this that make me proud of /b/

ITT: CANCER

searching for sick jokes. found ed, then 4chan

fark talks about it a lot.

After Time.com published the final result for their annual TIME 100 Poll with 'Marblecake, also the game'.

>>199269335
look, it's one of them newfags pretending to be a oldfag by calling everything cancer in block capitals.

>>199261310
too much information underage ban

shoujoai back in the day :)

>>199269124
There cannot be co-existance between oldfags and newfag. Any oldfag knows this and knows why.

COLLEGE

Friend told me about it.

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Browsing the internet, found a cache of images mentioning 4chan and /b/. Thought it was funny, but according to the leet hacks of 4channers, I'd probably never find where they hid their super website.

Googled it and was disappointed by how easy it was to locate this site. First pic I saw was a man fucking a dog, and some picture that made me laugh. Then I left got bored remembered the laugh came back found a laugh lose thread, and that's my story.

>>199261310
Yeah, you just sorta proved that that is not true.

when i turned 18 in '06. my buddy said, "Hey, now you are old enough for this."

I haven't left my desk since.

I hate scientology

I heard of it through various sites I don't remember anymore. But I never browsed because the layout seemed shitty.

Eventually through b0g and Trizzle's journals I found i t

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a friend sow me the universe of /b/ in 05

Nigga stole my bike video on youtube that was like 2 or 3 years ago. the comments were filled with ITS 4CHAN!! then i googled 4chan after that it was all a blur. now im a oldfag and i hate newfags!

8-bitch 5 evil on the attack
look it up on newgrounds (lol fail)
goes hand in hand with arfenhouse. Created by a furry and all his gay looser friends, seppel had something to do with it also...

>>199268571
yeah that wus some funny shit

frugoosoft.com

A female friend of mine called me a 4chan troll back in 2007

>>199269659
well I'm not an oldfag by any standards, I come here to laugh and fap, I used to enjoy the occasional organised raid, and I do feel for you really, that your precious /b/ is over-run by 'cancer' or whatever you kids call it, but if I don't like a thread, I ignore it, if something interests me, im there. Quit complaining, your supposed to be a 'valiant' oldfag aren't you.

> We all know these rules are broken alot, but how did you find this holy grail of the internet.

>rules broken
>4chan holy grail

Hmm, you found this site rather recently didn't you?

I think it was digg.

I knew this website because of jj.am 4 years ago.
Me and my m8 were always competing in sending eachother sick stuff.. and he always won.. so i asked him where that shit came from.

i'm a newfag but was rolling on irc dalnet back on the 90's that shit rocked back then!!!

>>199269626
Underageb&, faggot.
Lrn2/b/.

>>199271134
2007....

Still a newfag yes, but I've most probably been here longer than you

Newfag friend broke rules 1 & 2.

I friend sent me a image from imagechan

jeuxvideo.com

>>199271908

Well... funny story actually. When I was in high school someone posted on /r9k/ one of those pictures with a bunch a girls, and they all had numbers above their heads. OP said that anon had to vote on which one was the hottest and he would post nudes. He told this story about how it was his sisters birthday and we were all drunk or whatever, there was like 9 or 10 of us in the picture. He had a bunch, that came from my Asian friend's facebook, and they were centered around three of my friends. So obviously it was a troll and OP never delivered, and robot got mad and found out what school we went to by noticing one of my friends sweatshirts... and sent our principal the screen caps and log of the thread. Lolololol. Most of us thought it was pretty funny. Never figured out who it was D:

but after that we figured out what site it was on because the principal emailed us the log and the screen cap. Been creeping around ever since.

I stumble upon it some time two years ago. The first board I visited was /tv/. Then I discovered /a/ and the other boards. I avoided /b/ for a long time, until I visited /b/ in short moments late last year.

I ended up becoming a full /b/tard this month.

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