>>199159979
No you don't.

OP here
im a faggot

I play videogames

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

I do the same thing, fuckhead

OP HERE, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

I kill random people.
I just buy kitchen knifes at any store, find some people walking alone in the streets, and then I run towards them and stab them in the throat without stopping. No link to them, no link to the weapon, no witness. NOTHING.

>I sometimes close one eye and blur/unblur things and imagine I'm watching the most realistic game ever made.

I do that.

in the morning, the first thing I do when I wake up is stand in front of the mirro, and let out a huge fart while looking at myself in the eyes.

>Also, I sometimes close one eye and blur/unblur things and imagine I'm watching the most realistic game ever made.
>imagine I'm watching the most realistic game ever made.
>the most realistic game ever
>the
>game

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>>199161150
Don't be stupid, everybody does that

>>199159979
http://minkara.carview.co.jp/userid/177227/blog/16966618/

>>199161150
i thought i was the only one. Bravo sir

Everytime i go for a shit and i feel the poop squeezing through my butthole i cum. Even if i just fapped i still cum buckets, it scares me.

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I think about my girlfriend when I masturbate.

When its quiet in the classroom, I get stressed and start shouting and hitting random people...

I know nobody else touches my penis.

>>199161739
Gay body

when i have a conversation with anyone, i sometimes get an urge to spit them in the face to see their reaction.

*sigh* if only i had the ability to quickload...

itt faggots

>>199161150
holy shit, you guys are scaring me

When I'm walking I feel like one foot touched the ground harder, so I have to even it up with the other foot, then it happens with that foot so I try to even it up with the other foot etc

4chan : full of normal people

h

i say im not in the mood for sex so my bf will rape me. but he doesnt. *sad face*

Everything i do outside i consider workouts.

Say, i have 5 miles to school, so when my schoolday ends i sprint / run / walk hard back to my home.
Yes, even if it's winter with a gazillion inches snow.
That's what i know that noone else does in my hometown. Oh, and when i see myself in a mirror i often go up close and put my hand on the reflection of my hair as i look into my mirrored eyes', as if i was to kiss myself.

>>199162316
Natural born mobstomper

You should really look into thrash music, /b/rother.

a

I know that my alternate self is the first person to quote this post.

I know that when I die, I'll be born.

I know that yes = no.

I know that /b/ are all actually /s/.

I know they're all actually /bs/

I know I know the ending to Fringe.

I know I don't know the ending to Fringe.

I know that everything I say is a lie.

I know that everything I say is the truth.

sometimes i troll /b/

My girlfriend didn't really "just disappear" 12 years ago.

d

>>199159979
this guys a fucking faggot

I jerk off to this. Nobody else does, because:

A: I made this.
B: I'm seriously fucking messed up.

f

i use spit as lube when i masturbate.

>>199162585

Amanda?
Fuck, now I'm raping your ass next time you say that.

>>199162764

aw shit nigga, explain

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>>199162674
tripfags are cancer

i like to get my eye boogers, roll them into little balls for a couple of days, and stick them under random things

if i press the button to get off the bus too early i get off anyway coz im to scared to say keep going rong stop so sometimes i end up walking a extra km or 2 coz im a pussy

k

>>199162989

everybody does that

>>199162920

Wow. That's one of the weirder things I've ever seen. Considering how often I check /b/, that's saying something.

>>199163128

i used to do that when i first started riding the bus

>>199163128
same

>>199162999
naa, but lucky girl - rape her hard.

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane.

I have to think about breathing when im listening to my mp3 otherwise i panic and gasp

>>199163242

She has a rape fantasy, too.
MUHAHAHA!

I'm a con artist. I manipulate people and take advantage of their generous nature.

I definitely do the "life is a realistic game" thing, but I do it by blinking once to enter "3D mode" and then once again to get out of it.

>>199160130
/thread.

>>199162920
>nobody else does

not for long

femanon here, i can only orgasm at the though of showing my body to a creepy man on webcam who's masturbating over me. like even while having sex i have to think of that, im fucking messed up coz i dont even want to do that.

i like to grab my arm/leg hairs, twist them into little balls, and the yank them off

i get no sexual pleasure off of it...i just feel relieved after doing it

>>199162920

yeah thats fucked up.

>>199162585
heard of domination?

>>199162618

Noono I am a girl. I don't like that shit.

When a vending machine gives me a shit-ton of change in pennies,I yell 'jackpot!' and scoop it up and walk off with a big shit-eating grin on my face,holding the loot in my outstretched hands,like I just beat a slot machine and I got a bunch of money...
peeps raely get the reference or just think I'm deranged.

I go to the dog park to pick up girls, and when a girl asks me about my dog I say it's "this one over there". I don't have a dog yet.

>>199163464

i think i met you on chatroulette yesterday.

I fill by belly button with sprinkles and peanut butter and then smooth it out so it looks like i don't have a belly button and then i eat my own head

>>199163464

give me your contact I can be of service

>>199161824
i disagree

>>199163549
yeah we do that but its not the same as being forced into doing something u dont want by a person who generaly thinks they are raping you, ya know? i wanna set it up so i dont hav to ask him to rape me coz that defeats the purpose doesnt it.

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32299/girlfriend-about-to-get-her-clit-pierced

i scratch my head until it bleeds and i have an open sore

>>199163334
cos you're an asshole?

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>>199161785
I think about your girlfriend too.

When my boyfriend's touching me I cum to the thought of little boys sucking off each other no shit

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I can make a fart sound with my foreskin

yeah... i jerked off in that forrest... because... i had no idea what i was doing.

i used to pull off every single one of my pubes with tweezers, from my stomach to my ass...seriously, it would take me about 6 hours to do and it hurt like a bitch but it was nice to have such a smooth dick and ass

>>199163963

i did that at a bus-station in the forest once

I love BrokeNCYDE.

>>199163685
Fuck! I do that all the time.

whenever mydad used to hit me i went into my room and punched myself in the face untill i ended up with a bruise to make him feel more guilty coz id say he caused that and told him the teachers at school were concerned to freak him out.

>>199163464
I'm also a girl and I feel the same way
we're seriously fucked up, aren't we?

>>199163742
I do that too

I masturbate to the thought of women being completely helpless...
by being too fat to do anything.
Like, too fat to move their arms.

...What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>199163464
Lmfao, me too.

i lick the red flavor off barbecue shapes and spit the biscuits into the bin.

>>199164348

lmao, thats just funny...

>>199163864
Awesome, I love you.

>>199164482
>>199164339
ohthankgod i feel slighty more normal now :D

>>199162013
I do that too, I also imagine punching them out

>>199164606

You do it too, don't you?

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>>199162316
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>>199162316
OH SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!11

i used to masturbate in public restrooms alot.

but the thing was, what got me off was rubbing my dick all over the restroom (door handles, water faucets, paper towels, EVERYTHING).

i was a fucked up teenager and to this day whenever i use a public restroom, i dont touch ANYTHING in there.

>>199164788
Anytime you want some random dude to jerk off over you on cam just let me know.

i beat mslug3 with 1 coin. trustory.

When I look people in the eye, I imagine killing them.

i close my eyes when i walk upstairs so i get that feeling how you think theres another stair but there isnt and ur foot falls more than u expected and u get that "ohshit im falling" feeing in ur tummy. :)

>>199165060
You 12?

>>199164937
i like the idea of it but it would feel wrong because i have a bf and id feel guilty.

>>199163464

Y HALO THAR

I live in a flat with 2 friends, every1 has his own room though, when they leave for weekend, i always walk naked in my flat, watching people from my window or balcony all naked

I sometimes have consensual sex in the missionary position.

>>199159979
i do that too. the following. also i frequently squint to blur things

>>199159979

im in deep emotional pain but i hide behind a mask of happiness.

I'm a girl and I constantly think about things to put inside myself.
Just random things I might see through the day, an oddly shaped bottle, a cucumber, a screwdriver handle, I'll see them and think; "I wonder what that would feel like."

ALL DAY.

>>199165348
thats fucking disgusting you fuck

>>199165273
He jerks off to other girls on the internet too, trust me.

>>199164045
>>199163491
Trichotillomania, you have it.

I knew a bitch that would always pull her eyebrows/eyeLASHESWTF out

i play solitaire by myself

y helo thur

I fantasize about raping teenaged girls.

>>199163464
lol wanna hook up?

>>199165719
Who doesn't?

>>199163957

Feels good man

>>199164118
die in a fire.

fap to nigger porn

>>199161785
what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>199165552
well i know he watches porn and i dont mind, its different than showing urself.

>>199165466
hot

>>199162316
OMG Its so annoying! I do that with everything
I swear thats where all my free time goes. Well that and /b/

I keep a few special banknotes in a ziploc bag.
They are notes that were fresh and clean,that I have wiped my sweaty tainted cock on,after fapping,and have left to dry a little so it's not too obvious.
Sometimes I wipe my sweaty asscrack on it.
I only hand them to the hottest shopgirls,the ones so hot and high-maintenance they are way out of my league.
Extra marks if they look like total stuck-up bitches.
It thrills me to think they will take it gladly and I will smile while I hand it to them they will shoot a sharp,fake smile back,maybe touch their face,hair,or twirl their bubble gum around,apply lip balm.
Waitresses and such girls,who work in food-serving establishments are generally more weary,so don't waste your money,but I have watched as a clothes shop girl applied lip balm with her finger,having handled my tainted note.

I blink, move, blur/unblur my eyes in time to whatever music I'm listening to

If I'm walking next to a person I always try to walk in stride...left foot exactly the same time..right foot exactly the same time..

When I have to take a dump but don't want to get up I'll just shit into my hand and throw it out the window.

But I think everyone does this.

>>199166312

You are my hero.

.>>199165466
yeah,if i was a cumdumpster,thats pretty much what i would do all day too.
I'd have trouble getting out,I'd have half the fucking house up there.
huge Jar of peanut butter+dog=win

>>199166540
I do that.

>>199166111
That's too bad. You sound sexy as hell.

I can't really feel emotional connections to people until I've stolen something from them. Yesh, it's weird.

>>199167324
Yeah, its like every 5 seconds I'm thinking about sex.
Often when I see a guy the first thing I think its what his dick looks like...

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>>199168059
It must be so awesome being a girl.
If I was a woman I would never leave the house. Fuck school, fuck work, I'd just live off my parents and masturbate in my room 24 hours a day.

y helo thur (t)

Fap

>>199168282
I have done that.

y helo thur ( )

y helo thur (d)

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>>199168366
That's beautiful. I love you.

>>199168059
haha u sound like me XD and i cant stop sucking my bf's dick either, like sometimes e spend the day naked if we are home alone and i follow him around and everytime he stops to like watch tv or play xbox or something i just start sucking his dick, and once ive made him cum a few times i just do it gently coz im inlove with the feeling of a dick in my mouth, i wake him up with a blowjob in the mornings too. wow i sound like a total slut. hot.

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>>199168584
Hot.

More girls need to be like you.

>>199167227
If I could be a hero to just one /b/tard,maybe inspire a few more to do the same...
It will have been worth it.
If they come for me,remember this of me-
I was in it for the lulz.

y helo thur (c)

y helo thur (k)

>>199168584
I love sucking dick too, I find it rather zen.

Sometimes, I drink battery acid while fapping to hardcore midget porn.

y helo thur (?)

>>199168794
Your life must suck.

y helo thur (!)

>>199163724

then fap to rape pron

>>199159979
i do the blur/unblur thing

>>199169072
not the same :'( and hard to find.

I drive the speed limit in my faster car, just to make fun of the faggots in Cavaliers and shit like that think they are awesome.

>>199169027
well,it livens up shopping at least.
I feel like a hitman,searching for a 'target'.

I have a secret collection of Blackest Night comics hidden in my room. No reason for keeping it secret really. Yet none of my friends/family know I read them.

The way I see it, it's none of their business what I read.

>>199169352

google it /b/rutha.

You should have written it on his valentines card or something haw haw

I imagine slapping every girl I see on the street. Just walking up and whack, massive open palm slap.. With each different girl I imagine something different happening after that, but most of them get turned on and submit to me on the spot.

I actually think I've got a pretty good eye for the submissive girls too.

>>199162920
Can you explain your fetish?

>>199162999
This is lol to me, because I went out with a girl with that name, and she would ask me to rape her.

>>199162920
>>199162920
havent laughed this hard in AGES

Whenever i am bored I look at walls/things/whatever and try to figure out how my glance would reflect from it and which point it would hit after the reflection

actually I am quite interested if anybody else does this .. it simply keeps my mind working.

>>199162585
>>199162585
Laura, wenn du das bist, dann vergewaltige ich dich so hart, dass du nicht mehr weisst wo links und rechts ist, du dumme fotze!

i have consensual sex in the missionary position

>>199170482
ach du scheisse...

>>199170359

Yeah, I do from time to time. i used to do it more when I was younger.

I walk up to fire hydrants and start humping them in public and scream oh mommy

If I'm sitting next to a hot girl, I like to duck my head lower than hers.

>>199163491

I was doing this with my ball hair last night. fucking hurt.

Put ice cubes in pub urinals.

i twirl my asshair

>>199162316
I do this!

when i walk past people i sometimes like to imagine it through their eyes and then for the next few minutes i try and live in there eyes and imagine what they are doing in my mind even tho i cant see them anymore, if that makes sense...

>>199162920
>Nobody else does

We'll see about that.

steal my best friend's used magnum condoms and use them to jack off my little dick

I have a dry scalp and pick at it until it bleeds then pull out the hair thats on the scab part. I like the feeling too.. a lot.

>>199166312
>>199166312
>>199166312
laughed my ass off. Brilliant.

sticking my finger in my ear and scratch real hard, like hamsters do. Its almost orgasmic.

>>199172017
Apologies, anon. I do this too.

I have a compulsion about the pattern 01101001 or 10010110 or left-right-right-left-right-left-left-right, etc.

>>199168584
HAW SOME

foreal?/
>>199172593

>>199170359
I.... love this. I do it all the time, and have a serious debate with myself over where the reflection lands

>>199172896
Yes. I love waiting for it to scab over and then picking that off. I then have to thread it down to the end of my hair, which is very long.

cool story bro

I play GTA 4 and inagine it's reality but with lower resolution and comic colors.
Then I go outside and look for luxury cars to steal.

i smoke bongs every morning and hate my life. im high right now and i dont even have class

and do you pull out the hair and admire the feelingof it being ripped out? And theres the little white sticky wet thing at the end of your hair that youre obessed with?

also are you a guy
>>199173046

>>199173270
Unsure of white sticky thing.


And I'm ashamed to say... I'm not a guy.

>>199172927

i figured out that its easier if you imagine that the wall is a mirror and you can see in the mirror where it lands.

but you pull out the hair and like the feeling?

I'm not a guy either
>>199173474

>>199173248
What? I never heard of ANYONE who does that before!

You fucking faggot.

things have souls

>>199173620
Sometimes. Not every time.

When I poop, I crap in my hand, observe it, then throw it into the toilet.

>>199173620
>>199173474
It's the goddamn hair follicle, you don't think hair just grows as is do you?

>>199173902
I never really thought of it as a white sticky part.

start fires on my computer desk and tell my parents i "accidentally" set something on fire and thats why the house smells like fire and theres a huge scorched hole in my wooden desk...

>>199160130
>>199160130

Good try OP

>>199174015
It's the part that releases oil for the hair I believe. I'm pretty sure, and too tired to google it. Also, post asshole please.

thats what i meant
hair follicle?
Im obsessed with it when it comes out of my head
like when i pull out my hair thats what i want to see
the hair follicle
and i LOVE it
>>199174015

>>199174481
you post pics of your pooper too.

I chew on pieces of duct tape until it has the consistency of chewing gum.

>>199174481
its like the root of youyr hair. without if hair can not grow. enjoy thin/baldness early.

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use tweezers?

>>199162920

Let me remove the eggplant curse.

>>199174611
Are your shits the consistency of granite?

>>199168584
O_O

I sometimes apply for jobs,and if a woman responds,I tell her I can't make the interview as I have to be in court for sexual harassment or soliciting prostitutes.
I have never been arrested for either.
It's fun seeing their response.

>>199174728
No, they are not.

>>199174587
>>199174405
Pleeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeee

I like the thought of real girls with huge dicks and ballsacks.
No nasty shemales that look like dudes, but real girls, just with a large dick instead of a pussy


I am disgusted by gays and gaysex.