LIES..

Fat [x]
Never had a job [x]
Tiny dick [x]
No friends [x]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [x]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Guess I'm not so bad after all

>>199158592
um, why in god's name would i lie about this? i assure you it's all painfully true

these guys beat it

>>199158081
http://minkara.carview.co.jp/userid/177227/blog/16973407/

Fat [no]
Never had a job [yes]
Tiny dick [average]
No friends [no]
No online friends [no]
Liver damage [no]
Alcoholic [no]
High all the time [no]
No sex for years [virginfag:(]
Fat hookers [lolwut]
Socially anxious [not really]
Parents pay for home [yes]
Drink own piss [wat]
Unclean room [no]
Wipe ass with hands [no]

hmm

Fat []
Never had a job []
Tiny dick []
No friends [x]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time []
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

This makes me feel slightly better about life...

still lies

Come on, someone out there has to be comparable at least, ffs.

You know that dude masaokis on youtube? I'm like him, but uneducated and obese.

Someone make me feel better, dammit.

>>199158738
i think your a liar

Fat [ ]
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Tiny dick [ ]
No friends [ ]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [x]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [ ]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

you are the exception to tits or gtfo - just gtfo

>>199159181
I honestly wish you were right. It's all totally true.

I forgot to mention that i left school when i was 12, i cut my own hair, i sometimes shit the bed, and i only have one pair of jeans and one shirt, none of my other clothes fit, and i generally don't bother getting dressed, ever.

Fat []
Never had a job []
Tiny dick []
No friends []
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage []
Alcoholic [x]
High all the time []
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

could be worse. an hero op?

LISTEN HEAR YOU FAT FUCKS GET YOUR ASS UP AND GIVE ME TEN, HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO, YOU'RE GOING TO DO PUSHUPS UNˇILL YOU CAN DO THEM WITH YOUR DICK ALONE THEN WHEN YOUVE DONE THAT YOU'LL DO IT WITH YOUR NIPPLES NO ONE LOVES YOU AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU FAT UGLY FAGGOT DICK SLUTS

>>199159548
post pic OP

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32126/two-girls-in-a-gangbang-with-sex-hungry-men

Fat [ ]
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Tiny dick [ ]
No friends [ ]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [ ]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [ ]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

What the fuck is wrong with you, /b/?

Im a fat kid... I cant hlp it tho, my parents make me eat cake for a chore and if i do any physical activity i get grounded... I wanna lose weight but i think my parents will be overcome with jealousy, thats why they keep me fat, cuz there rly fat

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Tiny dick []
No friends []
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage []
Alcoholic []
High all the time []
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home []
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room []
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

fuck yeahhhh

Dawg ill be your online friend bro!! :D

DEAR B
I LYK DEWDS
THT IS ALL

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Tiny dick [ ]
No friends [x]
No online friends [x]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [x]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

i liek mudkips

>>199159846
fucking fatty

>>199159997
no, because you just want to point and laugh at me for shitting on my hands

Fat [x] 360lbs
Never had a job [] a great one disconnecting cable
Tiny dick [x] 5 inches :(
No friends [] a few
No online friends [ ] a few
Liver damage [ ] havent got that far
Alcoholic [x ] beer a day keeps the doc away
High all the time [] ativan 3x a day
No sex for years [ ] 3 weeks ago
Fat hookers [ ] lolnvr
Socially anxious [] more like anxiety (panic attacks)
Parents pay for home [] naw nigga naw..
Drink own piss [ ] WTF
Unclean room [] OMGWTF
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

19 years old young cumdumpster showing tits on cam. you want to see these tits? add me on MSN 'paris2luv'

scandaloushyste

>>199160208
i would never laugh at you! im girl! we arnt assholes!

so.... heres the thing...............ive been so lonely for so long.....im so tired of it.....i just wish i could hold someones hand and feel what its like to be loved finally......
my dick has sores on it from fapping with no lube............................................

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>>199160265
Dude, 360lbs? Fucking hell.

Fat [x]
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Tiny dick [x]
No friends []
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time []
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers []
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home []
Drink own piss []
Unclean room []
Wipe ass with hands []

>>199159997
k, thx. I rly need a frend rite now.....

>>199160320
Lol, seems legit! I'm in!

no.

>>199160208
The way you put
>shitting on my hands
Shows you have no empathy towards yourself or any disgrace, meaning that this whole story is fake. If you were really in this position you'd show some disgretion and wouldn't point out your flaws in every post.

tl;dr .. Kill yourself.

Fat [x]
Never had a job [x]
Tiny dick [ ]
No friends [ ]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [x]
No sex for years [x]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

never had a job? how is that possible?

http://minkara.carview.co.jp/userid/177227/blog/16973407/

>>199160342

i meant 306lbs

>>199160383
>>199160334
This isn't me, it's someone being a nigger. I'm posting with a trip from now on.

>>199160540
Yeah, 360?! get real. He's a healthy 306 ... haha ...

for quitting school when you were 12, you have pro grammar and syntax skillz op

>>199160626

but im also 6'4 so i dont look 306 lbs

>>199160624
post pic

>>199160764
ANDREWWW?

>>199160430
Whatever you say professor

>>199160473
I live on money the government gives me. It's just enough to keep me in lard and weed

>>199160797

nope

THIS ISNT B THIS IS MYSPACE POAST YER PICCURZ

Fat []
Never had a job [x]
Tiny dick [sort of x]
No friends [x]
No online friends [sort of x]
Liver damage [I should hope not!]
Alcoholic []
High all the time [no]
No sex for years [not since I was born]
Fat hookers []
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home [sort of x]
Drink own piss [wat]
Unclean room [sometimes x]
Wipe ass with hands [seriously, how poor is OP?]

>>199160749
English has always come naturally to me, and i didn't say i was stupid, just a fucking obese, shitty-handed loser

god , someone wants to you be your friend and your all naw dawg stop crying about not having any friends looks like you dont want any

Fat [ ]
Never had a job [ ]
Tiny dick [ ]
No friends [ ]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [prolly?]
Alcoholic [x]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ever.]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [ ]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

not bad all in all

>>199160810

but for your whole life? what the fuck man?? YOU FUCKING LEECH!!!

Fat [ ]
Never had a job [ ]
Tiny dick [average]
No friends [not in my town]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [virgin]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [ ]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [ ]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

And my life is pathetic yes.

Whats your aim op? You seem pretty cool

>>199160961
all fat ppl r fucking retards. thats a fact of lief.

>>199158081
i still love you ...

>>199160989
Well, i did have two jobs actually, but i left them both within a day of starting. i couldn't take the anxiety. on both occasions, i was physically sick in the workplace, went pale as a sheet, and had a full on panic attack. i couldn't do it. but if ihadn't left i'd have been fired anyway

Fat [x]
Never had a job [x]
Tiny dick [x]
No sex for years [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Get off to POV humiliation clips [x]
Collection of well-used dildos [x]

I find it ridiculous that most of everyone on /b/ has their parents paying for their home. How fucking hard is it to call up a temp service and get a 8-9 dollars an hour job. Lazy fucks.

dude! you got skype ,msn????????????????

>>199161204
Or you could just add me if you don't feel comfortable with posting yours

aim:lolwutisthisim12

>>199161285
lol. how old are you?

i believed there were people that pathetic on /b/ right up until the drinking your own piss and wiping your ass with your hands bits...

>if i'm not drunk, i'm high on drugs i bought online,

Look on the bright side faggot, if you are big fat piece of shit who can afford to get drunk, you're rich!!!!

you fucking wreck, I have no sympathy. What major diseases? social anxiety? maybe if you went outside every now and then you'd harden the fuck up amirite?

>>199161475

yea drinking piss and having shit covered hands is pretty low... i would huff b4 i drank my own piss and i would use some type clothing to wipe my ass.

>>199161358
>>199161358
>>199161358
>>199161358
>>199161358
>>199161358
Still waiting for your add OP.

Fat [x]
Never had a job [ ]
Tiny dick [ ]
No friends [ ]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [ ]
Parents pay for home [ ]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [ ]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

HAHA.. darnit

>>199161475
i drink my own piss when i do shrooms. the drug gets passed in my piss, which i freeze, to get high again a few days later. i always drink shitloads of water right before shrooming, so the piss is weak. it's quite common for tribespeople to drink eachother's piss to get high on psychedelics.

as for wiping my ass with my hands, i've only done it once, when i had no paper left and i was drunk. i washed my hands afterwards.

>>199160320
Yes we are...

fuck

there is actually nothing wrong with wiping your ass with your hands, lots of the world does it. Your hand is easily cleaned and if you use a bit ofwater to wash your anal hole it is way fucking cleaner than smearing shit about your crack.

try this. get a small sports bottle of water which is empty now. Fill it with warm water from the tap and do a little squirty squirty as you clean your hole with fingers. use soap. feels good.

im a good looking guy, i've done a couple of jobs in the past, average maybe larger dick, havent had sex but i gave up on all my friends and deleted my facebook (had about 500 friends, but none were close) and all i want is a girl to be bored with me. But we all know girls dont do that amirite?

>>199158081
I see how it is, not add me to aim op :(

>i drink my own piss to get high
>to get high
>high

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>>199161840
>>199161840
>>199161840
>>199161840
>>199161840
>>199161840


skype, msn! i want to talk to you

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Tiny dick [X]
No friends []
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time []
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home []
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room []
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

not that bad

Fat [ ]
Never had a job [x]
Tiny dick [ ]
No friends [ ]
No online friends [x]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [ ]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Fat []
Never had a job [x]
Tiny dick [ ]
No friends [ ]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [x]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [ ]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Fat [yes]
Never had a job [yes]
Tiny dick [average]
No friends [1 friend]
No online friends [yes]
Liver damage [no]
Alcoholic [occasionally]
High all the time [i wish]
No sex for years [virgin]
Fat hookers [if only]
Socially anxious [unbelievably]
Parents pay for home [yes]
Drink own piss [no] (wat)
Unclean room [no]
Wipe ass with hands [no]

>>199161840

how bout this one then: STOP buying shrooms and buy moar TP you dumbfuck, and if you can troll fucking /b/ all day I don't see the reason why you can't make a e-friend.. hmm lemme help you out: OMEGLE.COM. There try that out oh and do us working people a favor get a fucking job so i don't have to support your welfare with my taxes bitch. /end rant

>>199162120
/b/... where you can be fat and have a miniature phallus, and still feel good about yourself.

fuck, am i really the biggest loser on 4chan? jesus christ.

>>199162269
no theres a whole skype call full of people who are losers too, but you wont fucking add us

Fat [x]
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Tiny dick []
No friends []
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time []
No sex for years [
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home []
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]


Thanks OP you just made me feel great.

>>199162269
>>199162269
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! ADDS NAO

Fat [x]
Never had a job [ ]
Tiny dick [ ]
No friends []
No online friends []
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [x]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [X]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home []
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

If i wasn't trying to get a job i'd be high all the time

add us, I am the UltimateLoser

ADD Chelsea22995 to skype! we want to talk to you! you seem kool OP

lol ur a fat nigger

Fat [x] (I dont look fat from a distance but I look sloppy naked)
Never had a job [] (Amongst my friends I have by far the most job experience and prospects)
Tiny dick [] (Not huge but no complaints yet)
No friends []
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time []
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home []
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Holy shit... im pretty rad. Thanks OP!

its coo doh. :\

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Tiny dick [x]
No friends [x]
No online friends [x]
Liver damage [x]
Alcoholic [x]
High all the time [x]
No sex for years [x]
Fat hookers [x]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [x]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [x]
Nigger [ ]

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>>199162708
Lol, i may be a horrific, putrescent loser who deserves to die alone and depressed (and i will) - but i'm not entirely stupid. Not your personal circus

>>199162928

this is a good man

we're just looking for people to talk to, add us srsly we aint trawlalalin

>>199162982

hey op are u a gay nigger?

Fat []
Never had a job []
Tiny dick []
No friends [] (1 lol)
No online friends [x]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [x] (sometimes)
High all the time []
No sex for years [x] (virgin)
Fat hookers []
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home []
Drink own piss [] (wat)
Unclean room []
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

>>199162982
>>199162982
we are 3 chicks that was reading your post we want to make you feel better and talk to you we arnt out to make fun of you or any thing :/

Fat [  ]
Never had a job [  ]
Tiny dick [  ]
No friends [  ]
No online friends [  ]
Liver damage [  ]
Alcoholic [  ]
High all the time [  ]
No sex for years [  ]
Fat hookers [  ]
Socially anxious [  ]
Parents pay for home [  ]
Drink own piss [  ] (wat)
Unclean room [  ]
Wipe ass with hands [  ]

Wow, I'm the complete opposite; good luck loser!

why dont u just kill yourself anon..seriously...

I'm reasonably confident i'm not the most pathetic person on /b/. I'm 264lbs, i have a well paying job, i've got a 6.5 inch uncut penis, i've got no real friends, not even online friends, i've probably got liver damage from heavy drinking, if i'm not drunk, i'm high on drugs, i haven't had sex in two weeks, i have no diseases, i was so socially anxious i felt like throwing up whenever i left the house and i would get a sweat if anyone even looked at me, but i manned the fuck up, i live in a big house i paid for, i'm 27, i drink my own piss but that's normal right?, i haven't cleaned my living area for around 15 months and sometimes i shit in the shower because i cba to buy toilet paper.

>>199163095
I'm neither a homo or a nigger.

That actually made me feel better about myself, thanks.

Still, i hardly think this elevates me to god-status. im not quite outta the woods yet.

The other day my neighbour came over to borrow something. He looked into my apartment and said "Oh wow, your party must've been real quiet" (referring to all the beer bottles)
There was no party...

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Tiny dick []
No friends [x]
No online friends [x]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [x]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Fat []
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Tiny dick []
No friends []
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time []
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home []
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room []
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

does this maker me a winrar?
at life i mean...

Fat [x]
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Tiny dick []
No friends []
No online friends [x ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time []
No sex for years [x]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home []
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Damn OP, sucks to know there are ppl like that
lol

Fat [x]
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Tiny dick [x]
No friends [x]
No online friends [x]
Liver damage []
Alcoholic []
High all the time []
No sex for years [x]
Fat hookers [x]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
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Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands []
Nigger [x]
Gay [x]

>>199163409
gtfo my /b/

>>199158081
dude that sucks

GO OUTSIDE JOGGING NOW !

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Tiny dick [x]
No friends [ ]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [x]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [ ]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

comparing yourself to /b/tards really improves your self confidence

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Tiny dick []
No friends []
No online friends []
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic []
High all the time [ ]
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Fat hookers [ ]
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Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room []
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

>>199163730
> jogging

are you serious? i spend most days in bed, i only get up to have a shit and bring more food, coke and drugs into my room. i would literally die if i so much as jogged to the fridge

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Tiny dick [ ]
No friends [x]
No online friends [x]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [x]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [ ]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

does drinking piss work?

At least OP is not a pedo

>>199163808
It's really true. But then, when you think about it, it's a bit depressing too.

Fat []
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Tiny dick []
No friends []
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [x] (Have to by now)
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time []
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home [x] (college)
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x] (i guees)
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

I kick all your asses!

>>199164010
We don't know this.

Hey OP, are you a pedo?

>>199163994
Yeah it does.

>>199164010
ehm...

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Tiny dick []
No friends []
No online friends [x ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic []
High all the time []
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

'least you're not a nigger

>>199164063
and really, the liver damge is just a guess from all my college drinking and the rooms not that dirty so compared to u guys i have like one X . . . >>199163808 said it best comparing yourself to /b/tards really improves your self confidence

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No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [ ]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

>>199163935

You have to start small dude.
Do you want a better life or not ?
4chan is going to get banned or go to shit withing 2-3 years What are you going to do then ?

JUST DO IT !

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
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>>199164344
lol at 4chan being the only form of sustinence

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>i drink my own piss to get high

wat

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>>199164344
Do what? I've been on meds, seen councellors, seen psychiatrists, tried working, tried going out... whatever i do i thwarted by my overwhelming social anxiety. i just have major panic attacks and end up in an ambulance hyperventilating, so i gave up years ago

-shrug-

as for when 4chan dies, meh... i've seen a couple of generations of the net come and go, something new always comes along

WoW..new. itspriv server made for /B/:
www.WOWPRIV.(t)(k)
Current Users: 45/505

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Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

I still got hope.

Swole as fuck from serious lifting (thanks /fit/!) [x]
Get laid all the fucking time because it's easy as fuck [x]
Bitchin easy job that pays ok [x]
Lots of friends and popular [x]
Good looking [x]
Dead inside from the intense loneliness [x]

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Wipe ass with hands [ ]lol wut ?

i drink my own piss to get high is now a meme

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Op can you post some pictures to show you're not bullshitting

>4chan is going to get banned or go to shit withing 2-3 years
implying 4chan isn't already shit

>>199164826
lol are you me?

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Not the worst, not the best.

>>199165353

I don't think so but we should hang out if you're really like that.

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Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [ ]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

WoW..new. itspriv server made for /B/:
www.WOWPRIV.(t)(k)
Current Users: 63/844

how do you know if your dick's tiny if you have only compared it to dicks in porn movies.

>>199164307
How is it possible to be female and have no friends? All you have to do is not be obese or mutated, and you're offered penises and friendships on a silver platter

>>199164307

Tits or GTFO

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I'm underagefag

>>199165871
Common sense? Dude it's 4.5 inches, it's hardly gonna makes a girl's eyes water

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:3

>>199165964

you make it sound so easy. it's not.

For fucks sake i gotta fap please someone post CP!!

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>>199166096

Yes, it is, for males and females.

Okay, what is the problem exactly? Are you not attempting to meet men? If you're not, then obviously you're going to fail.

>>199166093
8.6

>>199166353
Congratulations

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Parents pay for home [X]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [X]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

>>199166228
NOKO goesi n e-mail not in name newfag

Fat [no]
Never had a job [yes]
Tiny dick [above average]
No friends [yes]
No online friends [sort of]
Liver damage [no]
Alcoholic [no]
High all the time [no]
No sex for years [virgin]
Fat hookers [no]
Socially anxious [yes]
Parents pay for home [yes]
Drink own piss [dohoho]
Unclean room [no]
Wipe ass with hands [no]

Fat [x]
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Tiny dick [ ]
No friends [ ]
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [probably]
Alcoholic [x]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [ ]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [ ]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Flounder? Is that you?

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Socially anxious []
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Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
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average, I guess

Lonely cumdumpsters should post tits or msn.

>No exceptions

>>199164307

It's probably noteworthy that i'm also the oldest person here. At least, i think i am. I only gave up on life about three years ago. Had i filled out this survey when i was... i dunno, 25 or under, i'd have ticked almost none of the boxes, and would never have expected to turn out like this.

tl;dr beware, social anxiety is a motehrfucker, that magical thing you're waiting for, never comes.... and you end up a fat, tripping waster with shit on his hands.

ok i gotta go. to all the guys pretending to be girls for the purpose of acquiring images of me over which you may lul, send timestamped pics to: beyondhelp@hotmail.com - i'll consider allowing myself to be trolled by you.

bye /b/, time to get completely wasted and eat until i feel so numb that it doesn't matter that i am -the biggest loser on 4chan-.

sigh.

>>199158081
Real life bachelor frog.

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Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [ ]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

WINRAR is me?

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High all the time [ ]
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Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [ ]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [ ]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Free living and no online "friends". Fuck year.

We will play this game

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Unclean room [X]
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Not bad at all!

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feels good man

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No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [only if i'm off my medication]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

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Fat hookers [ ]
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Parents pay for home [ ]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Fat [x]
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Tiny dick [x]
No friends []
No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ x]
Alcoholic [ x]
High all the time []
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Parents pay for home []
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

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Meh, I'll live.

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Fat hookers [ everytime i've had sex it's been with a fatty, so close]
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Parents pay for home [still live at home at 27 ]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

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Alcoholic [ ]
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Fat hookers [ ]
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Parents pay for home [ ]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Fat []
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I AM THE MORE PATHETIC THAN OP...i...well...i dont know how to put this....i subsribed to fred on youtube THERE I SAID IT

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>>199168089 copy pasted the smaller one first time, so Ima redo it.

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still feels good man.

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Fat hookers [ ]
feels good man

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Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

meh

Dude, if you've only given up for 3 years, turn the fuckin tables. You can do it, no one else is better than you. Sure you're living like shit right now, but you can make a comeback. Work on yourself, do 1 new thing every day, try to get some help, if not to help yourself, then to help your parents and shit.
The world is shit, and life is really fucking hard work, you sound miserable, you might as well try to change things and still be miserable in the pursuit of lessening your misery. Stop comparing yourself to other people. I'm not going to offer my stats so you can compare, just know I've been in shit places too.
Maybe work on something like mood gym, which is like online cognitive behavioural therapy. http://moodgym.anu.edu.au/welcome Plan your days so you don't spend all day fappin and reading shit. Watch some ted talks and doccos on youtube.
And stop being rude to people who are trying to reach out to you. It's fuckin rude, and you're rejecting people, like you're afraid that other people will reject you.
tldr; make small changes, or hero/stfu.

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Liver damage [ ]
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Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [ ]
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Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

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No friends []
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No friends [_]
No online friends [_]
Liver damage [_]
Alcoholic [x]
High all the time [_]
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Unclean room [_]
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tl;dr: Tiny dicked alcoholic who fucks a lot anyway

And I like it that way

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Alcoholic [x ]
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No sex for years [ ]
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Socially anxious []
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room []
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

LIVING THE MIDDLE CLASS STUDENT DREAM

>>199168101
loveya

fat [X]
useless penis [X]
haven't had sex in 10 years [X]
fap to animal porn [X]
live off parents [X]
can't get proper job [X]

There's a lot of pathetic people here.

I feel your pain, I don't want to live but I'm too scared and complacent to hero which just makes you feel even more of a undecisive idiot

I'll probably just sit through a few more decades of humiliation and emptiness before dying of effects of obesity

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No online friends [x]
Liver damage [ ]
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High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [x]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [government]
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Seriously, wtf?

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No online friends [x]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [x]
Socially anxious [x]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [wtf]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

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Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [ ]
Parents pay for home [ ] ( im 17. Shut fags, lots of /b/ tards are underage)
Drink own piss [ ]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Shit op, thanks for the boost of confidence.

Man i wonder what the guy that brags about his life would say?

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Drink own piss [Wut]
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]
Also compulsive liar [x]

Every 35 pounds you lose adds an inch onto your dick.

You can buy drugs online? Enlighten me, /b/rother

obious troll is obvious
let it 404

>>199172613
Mephedrone

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No online friends [ ]
Liver damage [ ]
Alcoholic [ ]
High all the time [ ]
No sex for years [ ]
Fat hookers [ ]
Socially anxious [ ]
Parents pay for home [x]
Drink own piss [ ] (wat)
Unclean room [x]
Wipe ass with hands [ ]

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?